User talk:Dizzy Yojimbo

The Dizzy Yojimbo otherwise know as 'Jack White',

Is a Tall, dark and handsome sex god that can be found roaming around Lilyfeild. Its mine diet is women and Max Young, which he will hunt without mercy and make love to for up too 3 hours continuously.

This orginal breed came from Engalnd, but was brought over by accident on a Quantus flight and is know killing off other breeds of 'Pimps' and 'Sexgods'

Luckily though the wild women love Jack White and the Max Young a.k.a Snugglemuffin can't seem to get enough of this particular species.

Keep your eyes oepn for the sex crazed beast and report any sitings to Naughty_Pom@hotmail.com