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Yurp: Origins and Meaning

The term "yurp" was first believed to have been used in the year 1282, by a Dutch carpenter. He is believed to have first said the word upon the dropping of a hammer on his left foot. After uttering the word for the very first time, a strange sensation began to overcome him, as he recognized the power of the word. He immediatley set aside his tools and sat down to write the beautiful collection of syllables before he forogt them.

After a illuminating first encounter with the word, he became the first documentated member of the highly prestidgous, respected, admired Yurple Brotherhood. The YB is a collection of Dutch carpenters who have walking into the divine nirvana of the word Yurp, and their activities focus almost entirley on the study of the word Yurp.

Scientific Contributions

Although few documented cases of Yurpism have been noted in science, it is believed that Yurp, to the power of 7, equals the divine porportion of 1.16.

Scientists in this day and age have not confirmed nor denied this life-altering possibibilty.