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World Hand Helper Day
Every year, December 1st is World Hand Helper Day.[1] The objective is to give 5 handjobs on the day. By doing this you are spreading joy and happiness to all. The message is for world leaders to use gentle physical touch rather than force to settle conflicts.[2]

The event began in 1973 by Blow Job Betty in response to the conflict between her and Eazy-E.[1] After taking one to many to the eye from Eazy Betty decided it might be a better idea to swith to the art of Handjobbing. Since then World Handjob Day has been observed by people in 180 countries. It has garnered accolades from notable individuals such as the milf hunter, scottie pippen, steve wiley, and many a pornstars around the globe including politicians, religious leaders, and celebrities.