User talk:Doglova2k8

German dog recognises words!
Markus was an ordinary dog: born in a small Bavarian village called Hof. He was later bought as a puppy by a poor farmer from Wurzburg. Hansel, his new owner was a good man, but unfortunatley, he lost his sight shortly after purchasing Markus. A good friend of Hansel's used to show his dogs in Dog Shows.He reccomended a well known dog trainer called Dagobert Eggers. The only problem was the journey. Petrol was still considered a luxury in Wurzburg and even the short journey to Lauf on the Pegnitz was hard with very impared vision and a dog box when you had to walk. However Hansel made it. Dagobert Eggers was delighted when, three weeks after setting off, Hansel arrived. He soon trained the Border Collie and began to realise his full potential when his daughter Ava was in her room. Markus, who was outside the door heard her mention water while on the phone to her friend. He proceeded to drag his water bowl to her room and faithfully waited outside until she came out. The family were amazed at Markus' rare gift, but it had its downsides: one day, on a break from his rigorous training routine, Markus sat in his favorite place just outside Ava's room. He heard her mention the word bunny on the phone to her friend. He recognised it immediatly from his days in Wurzburg, when he used to accompany Hansel's young child rabbit hunting and dutifully dragged poor Ava's bunny, ironically called Thumper to her room. Well-he certainly lived up to his name... Poor Ava was in bits (not as much as Thumper was!) but she eventually stopped crying when her father threatened to turn the heat off in her room. Markus' training continued up until Christmas, when the now blind Hansel trekked back from Wurzburg. They arrived back home in mid-April, where Markus began his career as a guide dog. Well, as they say kids can be cruel. This can particularly be said about Wurzburg,where there is no form of entertainment. Hansel was once found by the german poice, trying to cross the border into Austria. The teenagers in his village had tied Markus' lead to a donkey's cart. Hansel's cart was searched and a stash of rifles and cocaine were found badly hidden amongst children's toys. He was kept in prison for a week until the police realised he was innocent. Hansel hitch-hiked and blindly fumbled until he found his way back to his family three months later. He gave up his second job as the village dentist after receiving several complaints to concentrate on Markus' career. The winings from shows just kept rolling in- so much so that Hansel was able to afford the village's only washing line for his wife Bettina. Markus can now recognise nearly 300 words. Although this doesn't always work out for the best. German dog lovers are currently trying to rescue Markus after hearing Hansel publicly admit that will shoot Markus as soon as he's made money "For a very special Christmas" Doglova2k8 (talk) 22:08, 25 February 2009 (UTC)