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JCMD
Nancy Pigman and Belle Tinner were trying to find a cure for the common hickoughs. During their researching they stumbled upon some shocking discoveries. Now, with the help of Charlie Scell, a Doctor of Psycology, and Robert P. Brawne, a Doctor of Mental Diseases from Personal Experience, these four intelectuals have come across this amazing "Eureka". They have discovered The Jubbles Compulsive Mental Disorder (JCMD). Those with JCMD may lead a normal life, but they will forever be changed. If you know somebody with JCMD, you must be VERY patient with them. No one is quite sure what causes JCMD, but it is thought that a slight mutation in the Jeubbles Gene is the real culprit.

JCMD is a rare phsyciatric disease diagnosed most frequently in the female teenage population, though cases among adults and small children have been recorded. 1 in every 2000 girls and 1 in every 10,000 boys have JCMD. These numbers are at an all time high. For example, in 2000 1 in 5000 girls and 1 in 20,000 boys were diagnosed. These numbers may be inaccurate, though, because diagnosis is a tricky process. Also, being a recently discovered disease, some older doctors and psychiatrists have a hard time identifying JCMD. Many symptoms also occur in other psychiatric diseases, and even in children without a definite problem.

An interesting fact is that areas in midwest U.S. have reported the highest levels, in fact some school districts have had JCMD levels as high as 32.5%, while in places like Arkansas, some areas have <.01%.

The current method of diagnosis involves a series of tests and sessions with certified individuals. It starts with a few hours of speaking with a psychologist, in which the patient is to act as they think is "normal." Following this session would be a series of questions,.

This disease is related to the Monkey Illness Disease, in which people start emulating primates in look, posture and attitude. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 96.24.100.136 (talk) 03:01, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Some symptoms include:

~random outbursts or questioning

~screaming, crying or cackles

~strict demands

~use of achronyms

~avoidance of work

~mispronounciation or misspelling with simple words or troubles with reading

~broad gestures, this includes: "unintentional" slapping, hitting, kicking, or in some rare cases "smothering"

~shaking, staring, or distraction

~excessive urges to be embraced

~constant over heating in the presence of the opposite sex

~excessive snorting, mumbling, or random story-telling

~loss of memory, confusion over love or hate (may attack during sleep)

~imatations of certain instruments

~awkward dancing or posing

~obsession of people going to their own houses

~compulsive need to fix things, such as hair or clothing

~obsession with drowning fish

~the fear that the sun will set on fire

~confusion of the difference between almonds and cranberries


 * Often this disease accompanies sophophobia

If you know of anyone with this disease contact our offices at: 333-1881 or email us at: drdrdrcontact@cientristonline.com It is important that more discoveries of this disease are made in order to cure this devastating disease. This disease is contagious and can permenately damage a person's well being, as well as those around the person.

--Dokterz (talk) 19:57, 3 December 2009 (UTC)Dokterz!