User talk:Domsaggesexoxo

Dom saggese is a 14 year old ape in africa. He is currently a proffessional curler. When domenic was 5 years old, he was diagnosed with permanent albino syndrome.Poor domenics parents didnt love him, and made him work in the fields. He had no human friends so he connected well with kangaroos. He got a kangaroo pregnant at 9 years old and showed her what the real ape looks like. Sadly the ape sex didnt work out and he ended up pregnant. Now, he is famous for having sex in mount everest with a mountain wolf. He is one of the most beloved apes in the entire world. Domenic feeds on ape ass and drinks something he likes to call Mountain Dew. This inspired soda company to come up with the official Mountain Dew drink. We are having trouble uploading a picture of this ape, but if you search up "ugly ape" on google images then a picture of domenic will show up. Domenic once ran across Canada in 14 minutes, this is 82000 times faster then Usain Bolt. An ape can live to be from 120 pounds to 4000 pounds. Dom served as a ape in the local toronto zoo, but he killed 3 tourists that were throwing peanuts at him, and featured in the famous movie Planet of the Apes. Some say that Domenic is the reason ebola started, but they alson say that he ended it. every time domenic takes a shit, 200 africans die.