User talk:Dontstalkme stalker

Hi. My name is Llama, I was born and raised in Narnia. Life was tough there. Evil flamingos were attacking and i was a poor orphan strip of bacon. All i wanted in life was to be eaten and enjoyed. But since no one wanted me, i became a Unicorn named llama. My life was everything. I was such a common white Unicorn, always wearing does Uggs and going to Starbucks. All my besties were like "OMG U LIKE SO KEWT LIKE LOL OMG" and we would all be like " LETS GO SHOPPING!" flip our majestic hair and skip away singing Baby by Justin Bieber. But then those girls became just a pain in the flamingo and turned into such eggs. So i totally left them and was like " You totes ugly" and ran over the rainbow. A few years later, i met Twitter, the most sweetest bacon strip ever, and we married. And had dozens of kids. Here is their names; Poptart Taco Hollister Aero Fitch Abercombie Coco Jelly Penut Butter and then i went crazy and murdered the earth and moved on a star, and died.