User talk:Dork05

October 2008
Welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to make constructive contributions to Wikipedia, at least one of your recent edits did not appear to be constructive and has been removed. Please use the sandbox for any test edits you would like to make, and read the welcome page to learn more about contributing constructively to this encyclopedia. Dekisugi (talk) 14:48, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

The word "peepee" is not a joke
Vandalism, as I'm sure you know, occurs when Wikipedia users, generally trolls and young children who have been given too much sugar, make edits to articles that are not constructive, and in many ways detract from the articles themselves. This is a problem for everyone, as it not only damages the article itself, but it means that someone somewhere has to go through the hassle of reverting the vandalizing edits, which no editor sincerely wants to spend their time doing.

Now hey, I don't mind a little playful vandalism here and there, so long as it's in good taste. But do everyone a favor and if you're going to vandalize Wikipedia, at least get a sense of humor first. Keep in mind that there are indeed people who have to come and clean up after the mess you make, so if you're trying to be cute, or funny, then you might as well do a good job of it. After all, if I can actually get a laugh out of a piece of vandalism, then maybe reverting it is more than just the menial task of having to deal with someone else's ability to be easily amused by changing the words on an internet page. Keep in mind, I'm not advocating vandalism, but if you absolutely must, at least try to make it worthwhile.

Now, that being said, the issue I must take with you is not just the fact that you're vandalizing Wikipedia articles, but that you're doing so in such a simple-minded, ill-conceived and tasteless way. "Peepee" is not a joke. It's not anything. It's not even a word. There is nothing even remotely funny about inserting silly nonsense words that may or may not have vaguely sexual connotation. It does not qualify as humor by any stretch of imagination. It fails as wit. It fails as absurdism. It even fails as toilet humor, considering that it's only vaguely dirty, and isn't being used

So please, come off it. Your vandalism is juvenile, crass, tactless and ill-concieved. I had previously assumed that this sort of fascination with words that have no real meaning, but are taboo simply because they sound dirty was restricted to those who have not yet passed the age of seven, but apparently I was wrong (keep in mind, it's not even dirty, it's just words that sound a bit dirty). How anyone could actually be amused by something so crude, so assinine, dare I say coarse, is beyond me. I have no doubt, however, that it is evidence of wit as sharp as a boulder, and a sense of humor as sophisticated as that of a tadpole. Furthermore, the thought that not only could someone come up with something as base and immature, but that somewhere someone is actually pointing at their monitor giggling about it is the sort of stuff that causes a person to question their faith in the human race.

I think John Cleese phrased it correctly with the line "what a senseless waste of human life," which is what this situation that you've created most certainly appears to be.

And while it may seem that whatever amuses you and your infantile sense of humor is your business, keep in mind that there are indeed people who this effects. If you walk into the public library, drop your pants, squat down and take a shit on the floor, then clearly you're the fool, and everyone knows it, whether or not you happen to think it's funny, but the fact of the matter is that no matter what you do, and no matter how idiotic it is, someone is still going to have to clean up after you, as the alternative is even worse. So, for the sake of those people, whether or not you can fathom that they exist, or care, for that matter, don't go around smearing your feces all over the internet. It's not particularly mature, after all.

So if you want to do something pointless and overall brainless to gratify yourself be my guest. I'm sure there are some paint cans in the garage that need a good huffing. Or perhaps you could just jerk yourself off until you're placid enough to do no further harm. I don't care, really, so long as you don't get paint, or semen, for that matter, on Wikipedia. Do what you will.

So come on, there's no excuse for crap like this. Well, perhaps it could be excused if you were either drunk, high, or stupid, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not (which isn't easy), and so there is still no excuse.

vagina. <- (wow, that right there was hilarious, wasn't it?)

Calgary (talk) 01:21, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Hey
Let's meet. please. I am begging you —Preceding unsigned comment added by Pharoahj (talk • contribs) 22:35, 3 November 2008 (UTC)