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Dorsher Home Run Derby

A world famous locally Softball slow Pitch, Home Run Derby that is conducted each memorial day in various parts of the world within the USA. So Far the younger of the participants seem to be winning the majority of the contests which constitutes 27 innings in one set. The reason for the Younger set winning so many of the HRD's is not necessarily due to talent but rather taking advantage of the Older Participants and their infirmaries, which is permitted under HRD Rules 223-225 of section 4.1.b.z.

Presently only First Names that begin with K and J and sometimes H are permitted to win, depending on who is marking the scores.

All Softballs must be Red dots except for Leap years where as Blue Dots are used, if Memorial day falls on a Monday then Yellow Dots are permissible, all Bats must be 34 inches long regardless of weight or material HRD Rules 5-9 section A@%1.

The most classic of the HRD's was conducted at Dear Horse Stadium in FT. Collins Colorado, in which a Dear Horse in center field and side blowing rain some what hampered the play of the game, Ankle deep mud helped with Batting by holding the legs in the proper position for batting.

This years games will be conducted in Bismarck ND, providing there is no snow and folks show up. Results will be posted here. Doscchheerr (talk) 22:29, 6 January 2010 (UTC)