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Abigail Wood
Abigail (Abby) Wood was born on May 25th, 1986 in Lake Forest, Illinois. She is one half of the infamous "Double Red Hots," twin sisters known for their feisty personalities and strawberry blonde hair [see Daisy Wood Tolles]. Abby is a dog lover, a "Friends" superfan, an avid sushi/hotdog enthusiast and a graduate of Lake Forrest Academy. Abby received a Bachelor of Arts degree from Princeton University where she studied American History. Her hobbies include but are not limited to: witty repartee, saving the world, updating Salesforce, building visually appealing and informative Powerpoint decks, dressing for the runway, keeping her "work wife" from jumping off high buildings, dry white wines, campaigning to get The Backstreet Boys to release a new album and taking Buzzfeed quizzes. She is most famous for her rendition of Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline" which she has performed on many a wedding reception stage. Abby has recently taken up boxing and at 5 feet, 1 inch and 100 pounds her quick feet and elegant ring work make her a venerable opponent. Her most heroic battle occurred the evening of November 3rd, 2016 when the Cubs won the World Series and Abby challenged the New York Liquor Board to a drinking contest. She currently splits her time between the Manhattan neighborhoods of Gramercy and the West Village where she and her boyfriend cohabitate with their rescue pups, mixed breed pasta lover, Teddy, age 5, and Sergeant, a yellow lab.

Controversies: Abby's escalating boxing career has resulted in some questionable choices. In addition to putting her tiny body in harm's way, she has been seen wearing an "Everlast" backpack which has resulted in shock and awe among her peers. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 166.171.187.231 (talk) 23:46, 23 May 2016 (UTC)

Update: On April 21st, 2017, Abby gleefully updated one final salesforce campaign, submitted her very last Expensify report and completed her ultimate work-related menu selection for a meal she would never eat. On April 27th of the same year Abby Wood will have made it here (NYC) and decided to make it elsewhere (Chicago) leaving a million broken hearts in her wake (and several more unnecessary backpacks in her possession),

Upon digesting the news, her work wife retired to the country for a period of prayer and reflection as she suffers from an all-encompassing sense of loss. However, she has found comfort in knowing she has officially become the third Wood twin and in the hope of securing her own bedroom in Abby's new Lincoln Park abode. Ok byeeee.

— Preceding unsigned comment added by 67.82.111.167 (talk) 03:13, 23 April 2017 (UTC)

For edits please contact Chairman, Founder, President and life-long member of the Abby Wood Fan Club, Amanda (Mimsy) Joan Awad. PLEASE NOTE: Her name is ABBY (the subject has requested the public cease referring to her as "Abigail").