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Kai-Island

Kai-island consists of many Kais, each Kai is usually about 5 feet with a nose like those from Whoville (as seen in How the Grinch Stole Christmas and many other childrens books) and with a large posterior. Unlike most humanoids, Kais are grown from the special soil found only on Kai-island. When these minature versions of Kais sprout from the dirt they fling their arms in the air and yell "Kai!!!" towards the sky with a high pitched squeal and a smile.

Now, as they grow by eating Kai-oats, they soon have need to "attach" to random objects, people, and, rarely, other Kai's using usually their hands to clench on to said object. Some scientist recently have gathered that some Kais (VERY rare) also use their feet. It is believed Kais do this because they strongly love or like said object. Kai's call these objects or people "attach-partners". Once a Kai attaches, it is forever or a very long time before that Kai will find a new attach partner.

Fun Fact: Some Kais attach to the ground and will occasionally bury themselves alive.

Kais use english as their main language utilizing some Kai-slang like "meh," or replacing proper nouns with their name "Kai!" Before these creatures start a conversation they touch the tip of their who-nose with whoever they are speaking to and in a high pitched squeal go "Kai". They repeat this at the end of the conversation.

Kai-island is also guarded by huge gates that can be opened if one Kai touches her nose and bum at the same time. This permits entry to other Kais or Kai-friends and keeps outsiders away. Some Kais leave Kai-island on a floating door, some reach here in america as prostitutes, others become a new type of deer that gets stunned when in the light of a car, or they act as normal everyday people.

Deer-Kais are normaly friendly, kind and will stay calm if you feed them Kai-oats and stroke their nose.

Bible of Kai: On Kai-island they have one religion and that is (you guessed it) Kaianity. It is believed that in the beginning there was Holy-Kai and she was bored so made other Kais to ease her boredom. But one day her favorite kai betrayed her and tainted the "normal" Kais by giving them a bigger buttocks. So then was the epic battle of Cute Supremecy between Holy Kai and Anti Kai. At the end of this fight Holy Kai turned herself and Anti-Kai into fetuses waiting 10 years to be reborn randomly in the world. This was to give the normal Kais a chance to strengthen and literally grow in numbers.

It is unknown what the Holy Kai will look like when born (or grown) but the Anti-Kai will have a slightly bigger bum and cuter nose than most. She'd brainwash the new family of her choosing making them think she was their child. The Anti-Kai is cunning and will choose a family with a daughter close in her resemblence (usually will mirror the real daughter, why they do this we dont know). She would have been born sometime in September 1991. She on the final day will bring the Kai Apocolypse with four bumper car driver Kais. First will ride a purple bumper car "Nonsense", second would drive a pink car "Conceited". another light blue "adorably addictive", and last the Grim-Kai.

She is walking amongst us (probably somewhere in texas) getting cuter and even more adorable everyday.