User talk:Dr. Crunch

Venomous snakes like Patrickle and the Christopherian snakes are very deadly. One bite can knock your head off (literally). You should not get near one for they have very strong adnominal muscles which allow them to jump over 50 ft through the air. They are only found in the North-East part of the United States. They leave no tracks, for they have wing like ears that helps them glide after they jump, which will increase their deadliness. According to Chritrickinomical studies, these snakes can act very human like. Some people claim that they have seen these snakes pop out while they were hiking, and expand their ear-length to give the illusion of a human face. These snakes are pretty; they are checkered orange and purple, with a glow-in-the-night hot pink underbelly. These snakes can appear very cuddly because of their innocent looking colors, and strong manly scent. But these snakes can be nothing of the sort. They will choke you with their strong bodies, and then will devour you from head to toe with their seven rows of 21 teeth.

-Roberto Ignostein