User talk:Dr. Helmasom

Fart: researchers have recently discovered that men who fart odors in which smell of garbage or burnt tires tend to have a substantially smaller penis' (erect or not). This also describes the effects that it also has on the testicles. Also the way that men ejaculate may differ from normal people. This includes all men circumcised or not. This constant odorous fart may be a symptom of type 2 diabetes and or testicle cancer. Other symptoms of this unknown disease may include: odd/constant smelling armpits and tiredness. Many Canadian white males suffer from this horrendous disease and many die before their 30th birthday. Odorous farts may result in an itchy sphincter and constant soft fesses. If you or anyone you know suffers from these garbage/burnt tire smelling farts please contact a doctor immediately!