User talk:Dr. Oleg Klavdiy Yegorovich

The Franco Effect™
The Franco Effect™ is the occurrence of a person (originally the Franco family) buys a product, usually expensive, and then proceeds to use and consume the product for a lot less than what it could provide and be used for.

for example: Jonathan Franco buying the record-breaking game: HELLDIVERS 2 in February 21st, which is well known to be an addictive game with a lot of content to offer and constant updates. he then proceeds to play an outstanding accumulative time of 2.3 hours of in-game time over a period of 4 months since the initial purchase of said product.

In contrast to that, The people affected by The Franco Effect™ seem to impulsively have a need to buy products of a low price range, or in other words: cheap.

for example: said Jonathan Franco also bought the game - Geometry Dash, which is known for its repetitive gameplay, which consists of fun but addictive gameplay - but - not a large range of content to explore. '''Jonathan Franco accumulated a total of a shocking 13 hours on said game. ''' Some side effects of The Franco Effect™ consist of: FrancoPhillia™, and the repetitive occurrence of a person seemingly going to eat but appears to never return after promising they will. Dr. Oleg Klavdiy Yegorovich (talk) 20:33, 3 July 2024 (UTC)

FrancoPhillia™
FrancoPhillia™ (not to be confused with Francophile) is a psychiatric disorder posing as a side effect to The Franco Effect™.

Said disorder causes the effected human to be drawn or to be attracted to minors, and the urge to rizz them up.

The first known case of FrancoPhillia™ has been found in the patient: (initials) JF.

FrancoPhillia™ has similar effects and are often confused with the effects of Pedophilia.

A famous case that happened because of FrancoPhillia™ was the "If i Rizz you up" incident of 2023. Dr. Oleg Klavdiy Yegorovich (talk) 20:35, 3 July 2024 (UTC)