User talk:Dr Zing

S.A.F.E
S.A.F.E or or Secret Arsenal Fans Enterprise is an underground organisation set up by Joss Baker. Its basicly means that a supporter of Tottenham (or other Premiership Club) gets fed up with the lack of success of their club and has an affair with another one (in this case Arsenal). This affair then becomes a fully fledged marriage and often there are other flings on the side. In the most serious cases this can lead to the S.A.F.E member supporting every club in the Premiership, like Joss Baker the founder does. There are several other known other official S.A.F.E memebers and the infection has been known to spread into Europe AKA Barcelona and other top sides. The enterprise aspect of the organisation comes from scrounging off their parents for footballing merchandise because they cant be arsed to get a job. (This financial raping can spread to concert tickets and expensive muscial equipment.)