User talk:Dr smallpayne

goldfish memory myth cracked!!!!
The memory of a goldfish has been proven by myself, dr payne and my collegue dr small. We carried out extensive research into this topic, and have come to the conclusion that the memory of a goldfish is 8 seconds.

Here is a brief summary of how we came to this conclusion.

Step one: Gather a goldfish in a bowel. One stick. Stop clock.

Step two: Strike the goldfish with the stick, and continue to chase goldfish with the stick round in circles in the fish bowl. Start the stop clock, and time how long the fish fears the stick.

Conclusion: After striking the goldfish with a stick and tormenting for approximately 5 seconds, the goldfish resumed normality in 8 seconds.

No fish were harmed or tormented to death in this experiment.... purely based on two pretend dr's scatttered on a sunday night. FUCK YEAH!!!!!