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Rani the Goat - Shahana
Rani the Goat was the undisclosed hero of the Novel Shahana, which is a book set in Pakistani occupied Kashmir, where war ravages through the place and kills both of Shahana's parents and her older brother. In the end of the book, Shahana's house is blown up. Our beloved hero, Rani, was trapped inside and never actually survived the novel.

Rani was actually an undercover agent for the Spetsnaz Russian Task Force who was assigned with murdering both of Shahana's parents and her older brother. Rani completed this mission by hitting a 420 meter no scope and hitting a fat vape while doing it.

Many people worship Rani as our lord and saviour, with pictures being held to the heavens and placed on windows to worship him.