User talk:Durf n dirt

Is russia a country. Yes it is and one of the largest countries in the world. In russia their is a street made of solid bacon. Only the outer layer is cooked. As of now people are not allow to walk on the street but in time I presume people will be able to. In russia it is a national holiday to play wow for 6 days straight after the next expansion. And to tell cleaver soviet russia jokes. Example- in soviet russia shoe put you on. Or in soviet russia bed sleep on you.

Also in russia people eat their fingers on their birthday. Until they turn 20 and run out of fingers then they eat toes. Then they move on to toes. At age 40 when you run out of toes you are sentenced to death by Elmo or fire. If you have extra limbs you are considered a god and they sacrifice you and their plasma Tv's on your 5th birthday. Girls life spends are shortened because they are forced to sacrifice their limbs instead of their husbands. People also eat other people as they wish unless they get caught then they are sentenced to death by potatoes.