User talk:Dylan Kissinger

Dylan Kissinger
By far the most amazing person ever to grace this land Dylan Kissinger is a magnificent specimen of awesomeness. Known for his renowned work with eels, his counseling of addicts to hot dog's and for ending the war between the submarines and zeppelins. he also drove back the confederate army at the battle of roxenburg taking on an entire battalion of confederate steam powered tanks and drove back the German troops from France in World War one or the great war as it was called at the time, Dylan also fought many of the secret wars that president Nixon ordered including the great subterranean was against the mole people or "Dirt commies" as U.S troops often referred to them. Dylan is also commonly associated with curing the black plague and inventing the number nine, as well as improving apon the exclamation point making it twice as efficient as thought possible twenty years ago. Serving in the cabinet of eleven presidents and four British prime ministers Dylan refused both the democratic and republican nomination a total of nineteen times in a row, saying “I mustn’t for it will interfere with my peace and hunger efforts throught the world. I cannot be chained to one land to long for another great conflict may arise that I will have to deal with that cannot be solved by a world leader but must be solved by a common man." This heart felt speech for a brief time brought peace and friendship to the nation and it is said brought a single tear to Theodore Roosevelt’s eye. Roosevelt was touched and did not run for a second election. Instead going to other land's to promote peace, and big game hunting. Dylan Kissinger was a man of science as well. He one day suggested at a lunch meeting. "Why not use a metallic wire for this bulb of light you are proposing." to Thomas Edison who had been using whale bluber for the light bulb that he was inventing. He also is accredited with inventing plastic. Dylan Also helped in the design of the Empire State Building and Sears Tower. Suggesting "why not make it really tall." this brought about building of two of the tallest buildings in the world. Dylan also recognized the need for child labor laws. Bringing to Congresses attention the fact that children are smaller and weaker then adults, and are children. This inevitably convinced them. Dylan has done great things for us all and was seen for it. President Woodrow Wilson was quoted as saying "Dylan is an asset to this nation and quite possibly the world in these times of turmoil and need for amaizingness." Dylan still lives today in all of our hearts and in Wisconsin.

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