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GARY "TREATMENT PLANT" CARPENTER
Gary Carpenter is the premier dudu man in western New York. He has assisted countless companies in the usage of their wastewater treatment plants at minimal costs.

HISTORY
Gary grew up in Buffalo with a passion for dudu. He attended school for this purposes and graduated with straight D's. He has called his graduation day "the greatest day of his life." Considered a major catch on the Buffalo scene, Gary got married to his wife Lynn and had four wonderful children.

CURRENT
Gary currently works as the lead maintenance guy at Ransomville Manor in Ransomville, New York. He has mastered other crafts but dudu maintenance remains his passion. He is looking forward to spending many more years at the Manor and helping with many improvements.

CRITICISM
Recently, Gary has come under scrutiny for his inability to perform simple tasks such as installing a three way switch and assembling a bookcase. Many experts wonder if maybe his best days are behind him. Gary insists his work has not slipped and some people are out to get him. Only time will tell if he can get back to the glory days.

Dzyskind (talk) 15:34, 18 December 2013 (UTC)