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Unexpected byways of electrical engineering

 * From Pacific Gas & Electric Company's "Power Quality Bulletin No. 2: Stray voltage":

Have you ever been shocked near a swimming pool when you touched a metal fixture, or even in your home, when you touched the showerhead fixture? And for dairy farmers, have you noticed a reduction in milk production?

Don't be a tease
You recently teased some trivia questions about MIT in this thread at ANI. I tried using Google, but Mr. Google and I have a love/hate relationship and he offered no assistance (maybe he's tired of being used and tossed aside). Will we ever find out what the answers are now that the thread has been closed? Or will I have another sleepless night wondering why Mr. Google refuses to answer my questions?— Isaidnoway (talk)  21:26, 30 December 2018 (UTC)
 * Surely you don't imagine I'd pose a shibboleth you can look up on Google. I'd like to give him a day or two to show off his knowledge before I open the secret envelope. For some reason these poseurs often think they can get away with an MIT imposture (this one was a "professor in the MIT system, with a JD in IP and a PhD in molecular biology and supercomputing" who had "armies of grad students and PhD candidates who work in my labs" – "I'm a computer lawyer" seems to be a common fantasy) but rarely, for some reason, Harvard. You can always tell a Harvard man, I guess. EEng 05:54, 31 December 2018 (UTC)
 * I am hoarding all of the juicy secret information that I hold close to the vest, known only to the select few who attended the City College of San Francisco, San Francisco State University and the glorious University of San Francisco. These Cambridge nerds like my brother-in-law must be put in their places. Cullen328  Let's discuss it  06:03, 31 December 2018 (UTC)
 * You're going to think I'm making this up, but UCSF's Laurel Heights Campus is build over the cemetery where ol' Phineas Gage was originally buried. Cross my heart. EEng 06:21, 31 December 2018 (UTC)
 * As a very young man (after high school but before college), I worked at Kaiser Hospital on Geary Boulevard, where they were digging up Gold Rush era graves during relentless medical center expansions. Mind you, I was not there during the actual Gold Rush. But they needed to create a special city, Colma, California, to accommodate all of the exhumed graves. Cullen328  Let's discuss it  08:04, 31 December 2018 (UTC)
 * Yes indeed. Colma has 1800 living residents and 1.5 million dead; the town's (unofficial?) motto is "It's great to be alive in Colma!" For the full story see the source cited here, and there's a nice map of the four cemeteries that used to surround Lone Mountain here ; Gage was buried in "Laurel Hill Cemetery" (which was itself called simply "Lone Mountain Cemetery" until its name was changed in the mid-1860s). E<b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 18:27, 31 December 2018 (UTC)


 * (Attention, ...) Our ex-lecturer–lawyer having demurred to respond, here are the answers to the four posers posed at WP:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive999:
 * (1) Immediately as you leave MIT for Harvard there's a sign that famously provides an unintentional pun when seen from just the right vantage. What is it? Answer: The next to the railroad tracks, which if you stand in the right place reads .
 * (2) According to tradition, one MIT president had some famous last words. What were they? Answer: "Bituminous coal", according to legend the last words of MIT founder William Barton Rogers before he dropped dead on the commencement dais. See .
 * (3) What MIT library makes you go around in circles? Answer: Barker Library, inside the Great Dome; see the map here .
 * (4) What was kept overnight in a car trunk during the Apollo 13 emergency? Answer: MIT's copy of the Apollo guidance system's gyros, to verify their performance at very low temperatures. Search "trunk" in . (If you like that sort of thing at all then this book is outstanding.)
 * <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 20:16, 3 January 2019 (UTC)
 * (5) What's long as hell, has threads from five years ago on it, and would be trivially easy to archive, despite its owner refusing to do so for no apparent reason? <b style="font-family: monospace; color:#E35BD8"><b style="color:#029D74">jp</b>×<b style="color: #029D74">g</b>🗯️</b> 06:40, 3 January 2024 (UTC)

Big Telecom conspiracy
I've just got new, faster, wizz-bang high speedier internet installed. Guess what I did to test the speed? -Roxy, the dog . wooF 07:57, 9 January 2019 (UTC)
 * "Like my new laptop? This baby can do 10.8 EEngtalks!" <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 10:17, 9 January 2019 (UTC)
 * You made a cup of coffee but managed to drink only half of it before this page successfully loaded? Martinevans123 (talk) 14:35, 9 January 2019 (UTC)
 * It isn't as fast as I would have wished. Honestly, it really is the most practical speed test I've ever found! -Roxy, the dog . wooF 22:07, 9 January 2019 (UTC)
 * With my Ye Olde Worlde UK internet, I can usually manage a whole cafetiere. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:18, 9 January 2019 (UTC)

Why do I not see you at RfA?
There's an RfA going on right now and I'm wondering. Why do you never !vote in RfAs? <b style="color:#090">Semi</b><i style="color:#099">Hyper</i><u style="color:#009">cube 01:37, 24 January 2019 (UTC)
 * (a) The fawning nominating statements make me want to vomit.
 * (b) My only criterion for adminship is that the person not be an idiot or an asshole, and if you oppose you have to say why, but you're not allowed to say someone's an idiot or an asshole.
 * (c) They're like super-serious over there and don't allow jokes.
 * <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 07:38, 24 January 2019 (UTC)
 * I'm going to nominate EEng, so he can block himself. --Tryptofish (talk) 00:47, 25 January 2019 (UTC)


 * I'm not sure if nominating EEng for adminship would be a good idea. I might support him if this page gets created, but I can hardly imagine what absolute chaos would ensue if he were nominated, let alone actually be promoted. <b style="color:#090">Semi</b><i style="color:#099">Hyper</i><u style="color:#009">cube 02:28, 25 January 2019 (UTC)


 * This is very disappointing. The header turned up on my watchlist, and I took it to mean "Why do I not see you as a candidate at RFA?" So I came here fully expecting to see either a good excuse for not standing from EEng, or (better) an abject apology followed by a prompt self-nomination. (I agree about the fulsome nominations, and always give extra points to the few who self-nominate. Let's have some self-reliance and independence at RFA, people. What are the admins? A mutual admiration society? An exclusive country club?) Anyway. Please do nominate yourself! I'd certainly vote for you. (Yes, I'm too proud to use that "!vote" jargon.) Bishonen &#124; talk 03:04, 25 January 2019 (UTC).
 * If Donald Trump can become President of the United States I guess anything's possible. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 03:51, 25 January 2019 (UTC)
 * I will vote for you if you make Wikipedia great again. PackMecEng (talk) 03:58, 25 January 2019 (UTC)
 * Please use that as a slogan and campaign theme. <b style="display: inline-block; background-color:red;color:white;border-style:solid;border-width:2px;border-color:black;text-shadow:2px 2px black;"> MWGA </b> Leviv<sub style="display:inline-block;transform:rotate(45deg);">ich <span style="display:inline-block;transform:rotate(270deg);">? ! 05:41, 25 January 2019 (UTC)
 * Of one thing, I have no doubt: It would be the best illustrated RfA ever. Imagine the images! <b style="color:#070">Cullen</b><sup style="color:#707">328  Let's discuss it  06:06, 25 January 2019 (UTC)
 * I know that Bishonen prefers self-nominations, but that doesn't mean that Bishzilla does too. If Bishzilla nominated EEng, I'd definitely support. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:14, 25 January 2019 (UTC)
 * All the bullhonky aside...HELL YEAH!!! EEng proudly wears the battlescars that were inflicted upon him by years of clueless [fill-in the blanks]. He knows what it means to be [fill-in the blanks]. He has years of experience, incredible knowledge and the wherewithal to [fill-in the blanks]. Any editor who ever doubted his ability to craft the almost perfect encyclopedic article...[fill-in the blanks]. He would be the WP symbol of the Phoenix rising...the mystical Unicorn...the ultimate [fill-in the blanks] that would attract hordes of news media. And I would damn sure vote for him because [fill-in the blanks]. 🦄 <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme ✍🏻📧 00:48, 30 January 2019 (UTC)

While I appreciate the compliments, I have not the slightest interest in becoming an admin – not that there's a snowball's chance in hell of that actually happening anyway. I feel I can do more good as a member of the loyal opposition. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 21:14, 31 January 2019 (UTC)

List of accordionists
I was just editing List of accordionists (as one does) and suddenly thought I about you, for some reason. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:52, 29 January 2019 (UTC)
 * That video is hilarious. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 13:46, 20 August 2019 (UTC)
 * --Tryptofish (talk) 22:58, 29 January 2019 (UTC)


 * I suggest that list be compressed. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 23:28, 29 January 2019 (UTC)
 * The problem is when it is compressed, then expanded, then compressed again, and then expanded again. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:32, 29 January 2019 (UTC)
 * "Donald's got a squeeze box, Melania never sleeps at night": Martinevans123 (talk) 23:42, 29 January 2019 (UTC)
 * "And now a word from our sponsor, A Stable Genius." Martinevans123 (talk) 19:08, 4 February 2019 (UTC)

Murder of Rachael Runyan
Hi, can you please have a look over Murder of Rachael Runyan? Thank you in advance. Paul Benjamin Austin (talk) 15:35, 3 February 2019 (UTC)
 * Took a stab at it. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 16:17, 3 February 2019 (UTC)
 * Stab? --Tryptofish (talk) 22:34, 3 February 2019 (UTC)
 * In all honestly the unfortunate background meaning did occur to me as I typed, but I was too lazy to backspace. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 22:37, 3 February 2019 (UTC)
 * That's OK. We all appreciate your cutting sense of humor. --Tryptofish (talk) 00:36, 5 February 2019 (UTC)

I thought you might appreciate...
this. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants  Tell me all about it.  15:25, 19 February 2019 (UTC)
 * I had to thank that edit just for the sheer absurdity of it. Only in death does duty end (talk) 16:09, 19 February 2019 (UTC)
 * Absolutely. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Tell me all about it.  16:16, 19 February 2019 (UTC)
 * Well, if he did become chairman the caption could read "Guy Standing in the chair". <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 16:27, 19 February 2019 (UTC)
 * Or "Guy Standing in the "Stand Up..." chair. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Tell me all about it.  16:30, 19 February 2019 (UTC)
 * That's outrageous. I wouldn't take an edit like that sitting down, if I were you! Martinevans123 (talk) 16:48, 19 February 2019 (UTC)
 * Ah, but will he leave the post in good standing? &#x2230; Bellezzasolo &#x2721;   Discuss  17:43, 19 February 2019 (UTC)
 * That's my understanding. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:54, 19 February 2019 (UTC)


 * For the sake of brevity...Standing, he rose to the occasion. (I shudder to think where this might lead us). <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme ✍🏻📧 18:37, 19 February 2019 (UTC)
 * Custer's Last Stand (allegedly). Martinevans123 (talk) 18:52, 19 February 2019 (UTC)

Navigating the museum
I was hoping you might consider some form of organized classification system in the Museum - easy to remember key word searches at the top of the page, and possibly use anchors? Just a thought. I was wondering what section I might look to find a situation where someone is ridiculing another for making a mistake but then makes a bigger mistake when correcting it. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme ✍🏻📧 00:31, 26 February 2019 (UTC)
 * Perhaps you're looking for WP:ONEGOODGOOFDESERVESANOTHER. As for a classification system, you mean like the Library of Congress system, something like
 * AA - Sarcasm, personal
 * AB - Sarcasm, topical
 * AT - Sarcasm, theory and techniques
 * AZ - Sarcasm not otherwise classified
 * BA - Beatdowns, ANI
 * BB - Beatdowns, they were begging for it
 * BE - Beatdowns, editsummary
 * BT - Beatdowns, talkpage
 * --? Or were you thinking of something more like an index in a book? <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 01:08, 26 February 2019 (UTC)


 * Nothing complex. Just easy to remember keywords - example above would have keywords like errors, mistakes, blunders, humiliation, ridicule, etc. The keywords would fit in the 1st line under the section title. That would allow for a "find" operation. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme ✍🏻📧 01:17, 26 February 2019 (UTC)
 * I hadn't realize this page was such a resource for others. Well, let's think about it. BTW you'll see some anchors if you open in edit mode. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 01:27, 26 February 2019 (UTC)
 * I confused what you guys talking about? Subliminal metaphor about a wikipedia topic. Atsme approached argument different than I did. More than one way to get the right answer. Brian Everlasting (talk) 22:26, 28 February 2019 (UTC)

toc
Scrolling through your talk page discussions, I was wondering why has everyone left only section headings on your talk page – and then I realised that was just the toc :D Has anyone asked you ever to consider archiving your table of contents because they took a long time scrolling to the bott? (No, I'm not asking you to do that) :D Lourdes   01:25, 13 March 2019 (UTC)
 * First time anyone's mentioned it. ;P BTW, there's a "JUMP TO BOTTOM" button at the top of the page. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 01:39, 13 March 2019 (UTC)
 * One time I accidentally clicked on EEng's talk page on my mobile. Luckily I was able to throw the phone a safe distance before it exploded. Leviv&thinsp;<span style="display:inline-block;transform:rotate(45deg);position:relative;bottom:-.57em;">ich 02:02, 13 March 2019 (UTC)
 * It's only 1941 kB of pure fun. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme 📣 📧 03:02, 13 March 2019 (UTC)
 * Hey, archive your talk page! It's reaching ridiculous DGG-lengths. Liz <sup style="font-family: Times New Roman; color: #006400;">Read! Talk! 04:13, 15 March 2019 (UTC)

ANI
No not Luke's dad. I wanted to make you aware of this thread Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents since the person who started it failed to do so. MarnetteD&#124;Talk 03:57, 15 March 2019 (UTC)

ANI notice
There is currently a discussion at Administrators%27_noticeboard regarding incivility at Wikipedia_talk:Manual_of_Style. The thread is Incivility_from_EEng. .

I don't know what the history is there, but you're not being constructive in that discussion. Nblund talk 03:59, 15 March 2019 (UTC)

March 2019
Hello, I'm Liz. I noticed that you made a comment on the page Wikipedia talk:Manual of Style that didn't seem very civil. Wikipedia is built on collaboration, so it's one of our core principles to interact with one another in a polite and respectful manner. If you have any questions, you can leave me a message on my talk page. ''This feuding between you and Fae has to stop tonight before it goes too far. Please refrain from responding to bait.'' Liz <sup style="font-family: Times New Roman; color: #006400;">Read! Talk! 04:18, 15 March 2019 (UTC)

Notification
I'm not sure if you are aware of this, because there are only three separate notification sections above and you might not have noticed them all, but it seems that some people want to notify you about something that I'm sure might have been important but the thread has already closed. Maybe it was on AN, or ANI, or one of those places. Anyway, consider yourself notified of the notifications. —David Eppstein (talk) 07:20, 15 March 2019 (UTC)
 * Roger, Roger. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 10:39, 15 March 2019 (UTC)

Another notification
I don't know whether it's a policy change or new convention, but I'm just writing here to notify you I've posted on your talk page. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  21:29, 15 March 2019 (UTC)
 * Please send my your address so I can have you strangled. Thank you for your cooperation. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 21:47, 15 March 2019 (UTC)

Buddhist notification
There is. NewsAndEventsGuy (talk) 10:47, 21 March 2019 (UTC)

Please comment on Talk:The NeuroGenderings Network
The feedback request service is asking for participation in this request for comment on Talk:The NeuroGenderings Network. Legobot (talk) 04:33, 14 March 2019 (UTC)
 * You have an unerring instinct for starting trouble, Legobot. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 09:31, 15 March 2019 (UTC)

Devin Nunes
Hey EEng, per the policy on content requiring inline citations and per WP:BLP (etc.) you can't call Devin Nunes an idiot based on the source you provided (which seems to be broken, btw). Please change "idiot" to "dumb asshole" per this source. Cheers. Ivanvector (Talk/Edits) 13:24, 20 March 2019 (UTC)
 * Ivanvector - the source you cited is also an excellent example for Streisand effect per: @DevinCow has jumped from having around 1,000 followers when the suit was filed to over 134,000 since the time of this writing. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme Talk 📧 14:36, 20 March 2019 (UTC)
 * DevinCow must be over the moon about that. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 18:35, 23 March 2019 (UTC)


 * Hey, User:Ivanvector, I heard you're a miracle treatment for Covid. Is that true? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 15:53, 14 February 2022 (UTC)

I presume this is a joke
. I did chuckle a little. -- Jayron <b style="color:#090">32</b> 13:36, 3 April 2019 (UTC)
 * No joke. Coy circumlocutions for boomerangs are verboten. You're right on the edge. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 13:50, 3 April 2019 (UTC)
 * Dude, I crossed the edge years ago. If you're only getting to the edge now, you've got some catching up to do.  -- Jayron <b style="color:#090">32</b> 14:22, 3 April 2019 (UTC)

Wow
Your userpage. 108.26.206.64 (talk) 00:54, 9 April 2019 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I get that a lot. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 00:56, 9 April 2019 (UTC)

A barnstar for you!

 * Thanks,, I appreciate it! <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 14:11, 16 April 2019 (UTC)
 * The other thing I LOVE about your page and talk page, is that it kills my 2.4G network, and I need to use 5G network in order to avoid kills to my wifi :-P -- Thegooduser  Life Begins With a Smile :)  🍁 00:51, 17 April 2019 (UTC)


 * I just read "kills my 2.4G" and it reminded me that I forgot to share this link with you, EEng - it's the companion to "clean underwear" in the Museum of I Shouldn't Laugh but I Did. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme Talk 📧 21:19, 17 April 2019 (UTC)


 * Isn't 2.4G some sort of bra size? <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  22:40, 17 April 2019 (UTC)

Airport malaria and portraits of the Queen
When you (and your merry band of talk page stalkers) have a mo, could you nip over to User talk:Whispyhistory and suggest some fun hooks for airport malaria and Queen Elizabeth II (painting). Please excuse me from not having a sense of humour today, I have chronic ANI fatigue. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  22:21, 17 April 2019 (UTC)
 * Refer to EEng's research in the image above. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme Talk 📧 22:49, 17 April 2019 (UTC)

A barnstar for you!

 * Thank you. I live to serve. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 22:13, 18 April 2019 (UTC)

ANI flu
I think it's high time we had an essay on this. Feel free to add humour to taste. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  11:50, 26 April 2019 (UTC)
 * Surely you mean "humor to tasteless"? <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 16:21, 26 April 2019 (UTC)

Notre-Dame de Paris fire
EEng ~ thanks once again for your help and your humor ~ Mitchellhobbs (talk) 03:07, 15 June 2019 (UTC)
 * Thank goodness someone still has a sense of humor. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 04:00, 15 June 2019 (UTC)
 * Ironic. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme Talk 📧 11:48, 18 June 2019 (UTC)
 * Thanks again ~ mitch ~ Mitchellhobbs (talk) 15:08, 15 June 2019 (UTC)

An encouraging word
This undeserved praise regards this modest edit. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 02:49, 22 June 2019 (UTC)

Permalink -- see the image. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 04:42, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Style
Amazing looking user page! Thank you.  ♥ L'Origine du monde ♥  ♥ Talk ♥ 00:34, 12 July 2019 (UTC)
 * Tu sais ~ Je pense que je me souviens de toi quand le monde a été créé ~ ~mitch~ (talk) 01:32, 12 July 2019 (UTC)
 * WTF? (= "What the French?") <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 02:55, 12 July 2019 (UTC)
 * LOL ~ you had me scared ~mitch~ (talk) 03:04, 12 July 2019 (UTC)

BLOCKED
I was just about to block you for being so fancy. The Rambling Man (REJOICE!) 18:34, 22 July 2019 (UTC)
 * Nice shirt, though. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:47, 22 July 2019 (UTC)
 * I hereby dub thee Sir Less-filling-with-no-taste.18:59, 22 July 2019 (UTC) — Preceding unsigned comment added by Dlohcierekim (talk • contribs)
 * No usurpers, please... LessHeard vanU (talk) 12:27, 9 August 2019 (UTC)
 * It seems to me there's a good pun on usurpers in there somewhere, but it's just not coming. Below is the best I could do. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 12:48, 9 August 2019 (UTC)




 * Ah, not just tasteless-filling-with-no-Sirloin, then. Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:56, 22 July 2019 (UTC)
 * E-e-e-e-w-w-w-w!  Dlohcierekim (talk) 16:05, 24 July 2019 (UTC)
 * Not a Brit, but that canned meat pie looks like low-grade dog food. Woof.  Jip Orlando (talk) 13:42, 25 July 2019 (UTC)
 * "Women In Red, fill your boots": enjoy. Martinevans123 (talk) 14:11, 25 July 2019 (UTC)

24 hour block
Hi, EEng. I have blocked you for 24 hours as described Administrators'_noticeboard/Incidents. Would you kindly commit to not restoring the material and we can put this behind us immediately? Haukur (talk) 18:38, 22 July 2019 (UTC)


 * I apologize for posting the ANI message first and this message second. It would have been better form to do it the other way around. Haukur (talk) 18:50, 22 July 2019 (UTC)


 * I have lifted the block as per the ANI thread. Looks like you were right that this would not fly and I apologize. Haukur (talk) 18:56, 22 July 2019 (UTC)
 * Apology accepted, and you are to be commended for not digging in your heels. I will be commenting gently (relatively gently, anyway) at ANI in a bit. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 19:10, 22 July 2019 (UTC)
 * For the record: WP:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive1014. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 13:45, 25 July 2019 (UTC)


 * It would have been within policy to do it the other way round? Martinevans123 (talk) 18:54, 22 July 2019 (UTC)


 * Damn, I thought we would have a little break :P - FlightTime  ( open channel ) 19:25, 22 July 2019 (UTC)


 * Damn from me too. I log out for a few hours to do some errands, and I miss all the fun! Go clean out your garage. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:26, 22 July 2019 (UTC)


 * ugh ` hmm ~ ugh ~ ugh ~ never mind ~ ~mitch~ (talk) 17:02, 24 July 2019 (UTC)

I hope...
...that your 24 minutes in the wilderness weren't too unpleasant. Beyond My Ken (talk) 23:27, 22 July 2019 (UTC)
 * ...What you need, EEng, is a good disguise. Martinevans123 (talk) 23:02, 27 July 2019 (UTC)

Excellent work
I don't think your unmitigated torrent of genius content gets enough credit around here. Keep up the good work. Cosmic Sans (talk) 02:03, 12 August 2019 (UTC)


 * I would like to believe you're talking about
 * Phineas Gage or
 * Lionel_de_Jersey_Harvard or
 * Widener_Library or
 * Sacred_Cod or
 * John_Harvard_(statue),
 * but I fear you're actually talking about casting of aspersions. See below. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 02:33, 12 August 2019 (UTC)


 * I was wondering, "How did he find a picture of a butt anyway?" So I looked, and, of course Commons has a c:Category:Female buttocks in sculpture, one of several sub-categories of c:Category:Female buttocks in art, which in turn is a sub-category of c:Category:Female buttocks, which–of course–has hundreds of examples. Behold: the sum of human knowledge. – Leviv<span style="display:inline-block;position:relative;transform:rotate(45deg);bottom:-.57em;">ich 02:12, 18 August 2019 (UTC)

Beyond a reasonable trout

 * "Beyond a reasonable trout" -- that's brilliant. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 01:36, 1 September 2019 (UTC)

I figured you would get a kick out of this
https://www.foxnews.com/health/pressure-cooker-whistle-skull

<b style="background:#0000ff;font:Helvetica;padding:0.4em;font-size: 80%;border-radius: 2em;margin: 0.25em;"> Cards84664 </b> (talk) 14:33, 9 September 2019 (UTC)
 * Contains the intriguing phrase could not hear the whistle over the hay cutter. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:34, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

And now, for something completely different

 * For those playing along at home, our honored guest refers to, , and . <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 00:51, 20 November 2019 (UTC)
 * Procurer? --Tryptofish (talk) 18:21, 20 November 2019 (UTC)
 * When an old hooker like myself reaches a certain age, procurement is an attractive career transition. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 20:05, 20 November 2019 (UTC)
 * Not to worry, you don't look a day above sixty. But when you find the Pythons getting less attractive, you can always switch to being a Boa Conscriptor. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:04, 20 November 2019 (UTC)

Did you know .... that the programming language Python frequently makes use of example variable names "spam" and "eggs"; indeed our article on Python syntax and semantics refers to "For example, in the sample below, might cause menu_item to be run 8 times for each time it is called:" I wonder if you encounter a run-time error, are you cast into the gorge of eternal peril? <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  18:00, 28 November 2019 (UTC)

Pearls before swine
Please. We are not all swine. Phil Bridger (talk) 10:27, 1 January 2020 (UTC)
 * You kind words fill me with joy. To openly plagiarize Tom Lehrer, while at the same time partially changing his words without making clear where or how:

If after reading one of my jokes or seeing one of my lame visual puns just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.
 * <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 11:06, 1 January 2020 (UTC)

re
Would you please strike the unkind remark? --valereee (talk) 10:17, 17 March 2020 (UTC)
 * Which one? I've been unkind to so many people lately. However, if you mean this it sounds like you've already figured out  that I was parodying the unkindness of someone else. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 13:09, 17 March 2020 (UTC)
 * , lol...actually, you seem in general like a very kind person. :) Yes, I know you were reflecting back what someone else was putting out there, only with humor, and I certainly understood the impulse. I just this morning rewrote or deleted multiple responses to the thread. :) --valereee (talk) 13:26, 17 March 2020 (UTC)
 * Then what was the unkind remark you want me to strike? Or perhaps you meant there's some unkind person you want me to strike? I'm rarely violent but for you I'd do it, and right now there are several people I'd be inclined to strike anyway. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 14:01, 17 March 2020 (UTC)
 * I don't know why we are dancing on the head of a pin with this; EEng, strike the belittling remark to do with RexxS's RfA and in your edit summary, apologise. Also, quit with the violence jokes. Aside from the jovial air in which you are doing this, Valereee, I do appreciate your efforts to finish someone else's dirty work.  Cassianto Talk  14:21, 17 March 2020 (UTC)
 * RexxS is exhibiting precisely the poor temperament that participants at his RfA were concerned about, and when Valereee explained how confusing a certain template's usage was he called her "inept" (and not in a joking way) so I stand by my post. And your affected hand-wringing about "violence jokes" strikes me as a low blow. Maybe sleep deprivation has made you punchy? Don't be so pugnacious. Let's all just knuckle down and get back to editing. I could give you a backhanded compliment if you want. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 15:19, 17 March 2020 (UTC)

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 * Thanks for the heads-up on Wikipedia policy, IP-with-six-edits! (Article now at AfD.) <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 14:59, 20 March 2020 (UTC)
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 * Whoa. That's harsh.  --A&#8239;D&#8239;Monroe&#8239;III(talk)  21:42, 20 March 2020 (UTC)

Double palindrome Burma-Shave haiku
Improvements welcome. – Levivich&thinsp;<sup style="white-space:nowrap;">[dubious – discuss] 15:48, 24 March 2020 (UTC)

I provided an exploding palindome instead. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme Talk 📧 13:54, 5 April 2020 (UTC)

Rear admiral (lower half)
Hello. I just wanted to reply to the question you left on Illegitimate Barrister's talk page. So, technically, there is no actual upper half as it is actually now an informal term. When an officer is promoted to two-star rank, the rank is just called rear admiral. Another informal term for two-star rank is a full rear admiral. Prior to World War II, the Navy didn't have a one-star rank. All captains were promoted to rear admiral (two-star). A more ridged pay grade scale was established during World War II and the Navy split the pay for the more junior rear admirals into the one-star pay grade in order to match the Army and Marine Corps rank of brigadier general and called them lower half rear admirals, the remaining more senior rear admirals were paid equal to major generals, and where designated the upper half of rear admirals. But regardless of they were paid at the lower half or the upper half of the pay scale, they were all officially two-star rear admirals, which did not sit well with the Army and Marine Corps, because the rear admirals being paid at the "lower half" of the pay scale, still outranked the one-star brigadier generals who received equal pay as the "lower half" rear admirals. The Navy temporarily established the one-star rank of commodore that did solve this problem until the rank was eliminated after the war. A permanent naval one-star rank was not established until the 1981 as commodore admiral. Since 1983, that one-star rank was renamed to it's current inception as rear admiral (lower half). Neovu79 (talk) 03:22, 13 April 2020 (UTC)
 * For those playing along at home, this relates to .
 * That's all well and good, but if they only use the lower half of the rear of the admiral, what they do with the rest of him (or her). I've heard food on ships is terrible, so maybe that's related? See . <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 03:41, 13 April 2020 (UTC)
 * You're failing your public here, EEng. The title of this section is just crying out for an image. Phil Bridger (talk) 07:54, 13 April 2020 (UTC)
 * Your wish is my command:


 * <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 16:10, 13 April 2020 (UTC)
 * I prefer the rank of full bird private, myself. creffett (talk) 18:58, 15 April 2020 (UTC)
 * I couldn't resist, Private Creffett. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme Talk 📧 00:54, 27 April 2020 (UTC)

Museum of misnomers?
From Library of Congress Living Legend: Levivich&thinsp;<sup style="white-space:nowrap;">[dubious – discuss] 22:58, 19 April 2020 (UTC)
 * Similarly, most of the French Academy's "Immortals" are dead -- see List_of_members_of_the_Académie_française. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:37, 16 March 2021 (UTC)

Please don't
provide an image to illustrate the title Purging misconduct. It would spoil my breakfast. Phil Bridger (talk) 21:08, 21 April 2020 (UTC)
 * I was tempted actually, but a photo of someone vomiting 49-aspetti_di_vita_quotidiana,_vomito,Taccuino_Sanitatis,_Ca.jpg is too obvious, our photos of Soviet purges Radek%27s_action.jpg aren't obvious enough, and we don't even have a photo of Miss Conduct. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 22:52, 21 April 2020 (UTC)
 * 😂 <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme Talk 📧 14:09, 27 April 2020 (UTC)
 * Come on down..... it's Danny's Early Purge Special!! Martinevans123 (talk) 14:22, 27 April 2020 (UTC)

Personal attacks
Today you've called me "naive", "sophomoric", and "crazy". Please stop. There's no reason you shouldn't be able to make your points without being demeaning and insulting. Toohool (talk) 04:29, 26 April 2020 (UTC)
 * Those were not personal attacks, but a description of actions and/or situations. El_C 04:31, 26 April 2020 (UTC)
 * Judging someone as inexperienced (naive) is not a personal attack, nor is saying that the situation is "getting crazy". However calling someone "sophomoric" is. Paul August &#9742; 10:57, 26 April 2020 (UTC)
 * But it is my understanding that, in this case, EEng was referring to the "analysis" as sophomoric, rather than the editor in question themselves. El_C 11:01, 26 April 2020 (UTC)
 * No way sophomoric is a PA. If someone is acting overconfident and immature, then they are being sophomoric, and saying so isn't "attacking" them. Not every criticism of a person is an "attack". Just like the common example: saying "you're acting like an asshole" is a criticism, not a personal attack; saying "you are an asshole" is a personal attack. Anyway, that's my 2 cents, assholes. Levivich&thinsp;<sup style="white-space:nowrap;">[dubious – discuss] 14:07, 26 April 2020 (UTC)
 * ^^😂 <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme Talk 📧 01:06, 27 April 2020 (UTC)
 * Oh common on, so your saying that If I want to get away with calling someone "a dirty slimy mother-fucking rotten low life asshole" all I have to do say is: "You are acting like a dirty slimy mother-fucking rotten low life asshole"? Paul August &#9742; 14:21, 26 April 2020 (UTC)
 * But the latter statement isn't "getting away" with something. In O these many long years I have, now and then, had occasion to say to my boyfriend, "You know what -- you were acting like a complete asshole [the other day / with that hotel clerk / to the innocent person who was clearly mixed up / whatever]". That's completely different from saying, "You know what? You're a complete asshole", which would quite possibly be the beginningn of the end of the relationship. We all play the asshole now and then, and there's a huge difference between helping someone see that in a particular situation -- e.g. "You're being an asshole" -- and condemning someone as a blanket generality -- e.g. "Donald Trump is an asshole" (not that, of course, I'd ever say that here on WP without citing appropriate sources ). <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 17:25, 26 April 2020 (UTC)
 * Yes, exactly. Another example: "Your mother smells of elderberries" is a clear personal attack, but "you're acting like someone whose mother smells of elderberries" is a perfectly acceptable social criticism. But seriously, it's not a personal attack to say someone is acting overconfident or acting immature, and thus it's not a personal attack to say someone is acting sophomoric. "Sophomoric" isn't an insult like "asshole" or "elderberry". WP:NPA doesn't say "never criticize". Levivich&thinsp;<sup style="white-space:nowrap;">[dubious – discuss] 14:29, 26 April 2020 (UTC)
 * Saying someone whose mother smells of elderberries might be construed as a compliment, whereas saying someone whose mother smells like dingleberries...uhm, no. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme Talk 📧 01:14, 27 April 2020 (UTC)
 * English is such a wonderful language, so many words, so many nuances allowed, so better able to describe the real world, where things are not black or white but shades of grey. There are shades of niceness and meaness. You can be nicer or meaner. Saying someone is "sophomoric" is meaner than calling them "inexperienced". Bottom line "sophomoric" is a pejorative. No way around it. And by the way I think you are acting like a dirty slimy mother-fucking rotten low life asshole, no offense intended ;-) Paul August &#9742; 15:41, 26 April 2020 (UTC)
 * Make that 50 shades of grey <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme Talk 📧 01:18, 27 April 2020 (UTC)
 * Maybe EEng thought the editor was a freshman and trying to compliment them? creffett (talk) 19:17, 26 April 2020 (UTC)
 * You have to watch out for EEng. He's the one who put the wasp in waspish. Probably deserves a trout... maybe even a Lee Trout. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:02, 26 April 2020 (UTC)
 * A long time ago I had a colleague from Ukraine. His English was very good but nonetheless there was room for improvement. We both enjoyed movies so we used to see one together now and then. One night we came out of the cinema and he pointed to the sky: "Look! There is the Mars!" So I chuckled and explained that, for whatever reason, in English the earth is "the earth" and the moon is "the moon", but Mars is just "Mars" and Venus is just "Venus" and so on. He said, "I see. Well, it's just one more of the nuisances of English." One step, two steps later, something began to nag at the back of my mind. With each additional step the nagging got stronger. Six, seven, eight paces. Nuisances ... nuisances ... nuisances. A few more steps and it hit me. "Wait ... you mean nuances???" He said: "Yes, yes. That's what I meant. Nuances." That was the most delicious moment. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 21:42, 26 April 2020 (UTC)


 * For those playing along at home, this goes back to . <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 05:07, 27 April 2020 (UTC)

Mrgendering
Touché. -- Deep fried okra  User talk:Deepfriedokra 09:36, 8 May 2020 (UTC)

Dr. Young's Ideal Rectal Dilators
I just... can't stop staring at the pageview graph of Dr. Young's Ideal Rectal Dilators. So many questions come to mind. and also that picture should garner more accolades imo --Mvbaron (talk) 14:53, 4 June 2020 (UTC)
 * Somebody or other's birthday. -Roxy the elfin dog . wooF 14:56, 4 June 2020 (UTC)
 * Is the picture at right depicting such a dilator? It seems somewhat... aggressive, and I'm worried about the purpose of the serrated-teeth structures of the lower part.  --A&#8239;D&#8239;Monroe&#8239;III(talk)  01:44, 6 June 2020 (UTC)


 * Following your interest in this and other anatomical topics, you may be interested in this one, too. This would be an academic interest, of course – no offence intended. Andrew🐉(talk) 10:45, 27 June 2020 (UTC)
 * Blow it out your ass! <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 13:05, 27 June 2020 (UTC)

Nobility
I feel like you missed an opportunity to try to have baby mama and baby daddy endorsed as encyclopedic terms in the context of nobility. pburka (talk) 00:57, 6 June 2020 (UTC)
 * You refer, of course, to . Well there're certainly plenty of places such terminology would come in handy. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 02:15, 6 June 2020 (UTC)

Engvar and MOS
Hi, I'd always assumed AmEng was used in MOS, simply because it was the first to appear when the page was initially under construction. <b style="color:darkgreen">Tony</b> (talk)  05:18, 6 June 2020 (UTC)
 * But you see, MOS (and therefore MOS:ARTCON) doesn't apply to MOS, indeed doesn't apply to anything outside article space. (Exception: ACCESSIBILITY, though nominally a MOS subpage, applies everywhere.) It's probably a good idea that each individual essay or policy be self-consistent, but MOS is so sprawling that's probably impossible anyway, and its internal variety is a fun reminder of the Wikipedia salad bowl. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 13:00, 6 June 2020 (UTC)


 * Is it me, or does "Engvar and Mos" sound like an early 20th century detective drama series? "I say, Engvar old chap, bit of a sticky wicket over here." "Yes, I can see what happened there Mos, bit of a top-ho there." <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  15:04, 8 June 2020 (UTC)
 * Or maybe a law firm, like Dewey, Cheatem & Howe or Solitary, Poor, Nasty, Brutish & Short. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 15:17, 8 June 2020 (UTC)
 * American English, British English, it is all English! One of the things that DS-MOS uses. Aasim 06:57, 9 June 2020 (UTC)

Implausible album cover art
Sadly, this and this appear to be fakes.

This, however is 100% kosher.

Can I interest you in a NSFW genuine photo of an Irish police horse on duty? Narky Blert (talk) 20:36, 20 June 2020 (UTC)

dogma drama
Here, I'm giving this to someone with a refined sense of humor capable of appreciating it. -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 20:13, 24 June 2020 (UTC)
 * Someone as degraded as you will enjoy . <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 20:41, 24 June 2020 (UTC)

"Kung Flu"?
So considering that our dear leader has recently taken to using the term "Kung flu" to describe the pandemic, are we to suppose&mdash;see above&mdash;this is a case of great minds thinking alike, or is he reading this page? For my money "moo goo gai pandemic" would have been the smarter choice. Paul August &#9742; 21:05, 27 June 2020 (UTC)
 * He definitely reads this page. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 21:19, 27 June 2020 (UTC)

Have you read
J Prod Anal? Levivich&thinsp;<sup style="white-space:nowrap;">[dubious – discuss] 05:49, 3 July 2020 (UTC)
 * Its penetrating investigations are complemented by in-depth reporting. Harvard's catalog adds candidly – AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP – Frequency note: Irregular . <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 14:25, 3 July 2020 (UTC)

Joke
I assume "Just a reminder that Arbcom has authorized escalating blocks for editors employing coy circumlocutions for boomerang is a joke, right? I don't keep up with ArbCom. - Alexis Jazz 12:57, 17 July 2020 (UTC)
 * No joke. I was completely serious. Really. Absolutely. No kidding. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 17:44, 17 July 2020 (UTC)
 * Should of used the FBDB template... PackMecEng (talk) 18:04, 17 July 2020 (UTC)
 * That's "should HAVE used the FBDB template", you illiterate. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 22:56, 18 July 2020 (UTC) And stop calling me illiterate. My mom and dad have been married for 75 years!
 * I am going to have to play the ESL card on that one! PackMecEng (talk) 23:15, 18 July 2020 (UTC)
 * Dirty foreigner. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 23:21, 18 July 2020 (UTC)
 * Reviewing that discussion, I don't think it's proper that Guy should be blocking the OP of a thread about Guy.-- P-K3 (talk) 18:51, 17 July 2020 (UTC)
 * Some Guys are not to be messed with. Levivich&thinsp;[dubious – discuss] 19:17, 17 July 2020 (UTC)
 * I figured it might be a heavily overused joke that everyone got really sick of or something. While I figured it had to be a joke, I wasn't 100% sure.. So you got me. Of course I may get you back some day.  - Alexis Jazz 04:21, 18 July 2020 (UTC)
 * You're in the big leagues now, kid, so prepare yourself. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 23:22, 18 July 2020 (UTC)
 * Run. —valereee (talk) 00:03, 19 July 2020 (UTC)

Once and for all
Let's settle this once and for all. Which is better?
 * 1) "Address the edit, not the editor"
 * 2) "Comment on the content, not the contributor" Levivich&thinsp;[dubious – discuss] 18:47, 19 July 2020 (UTC)
 * Be pedantic, not a pedant. —valereee (talk) 18:50, 19 July 2020 (UTC)
 * Wow, Valereee, Levivich may have met his match. I'll just note that all of the above are good starts for Burma-shaves. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 13:44, 20 July 2020 (UTC)

not this again picture
Do you know the name of the image that expresses this sentiment so poignantly? I could use it. -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 18:02, 20 July 2020 (UTC)
 * I'm sorry, DFO, what are you talking about? Wait, you mean this? Oh_no,_not_this_shit_again.jpg <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 01:05, 22 July 2020 (UTC)

Edit description
Thank you for the laugh, one of the best helpful yet funny edits. Philotimo (talk) 17:58, 21 July 2020 (UTC)

Thank you
I wanted to thank you for bringing a civil and engaging comment in the article's talk page. At least you read something about Pedro II, instead of basing yourself in guesswork or a simple dislike about something in the text. That's refreshing. I might have a couple of issues with your opinion, but they have a foundation. --Lecen (talk) 00:35, 22 July 2020 (UTC)

Speedy deletion of


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 * Thanks, Bz. Before anyone panics, this was per a user's request that the page be renamed; it lives on as WP:Iron Law of Infobox Ubiquity. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 15:36, 25 July 2020 (UTC)
 * And, do you know.... she's got a lovely box. Martinevans123 (talk) 15:42, 25 July 2020 (UTC)


 * Your user talk page is a garden of delights. -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 15:32, 30 July 2020 (UTC)

Grade inflation at harvard
Asking about your recent edit here. What makes this a "shock statistic", other than that some may be shocked to learn that it is a statistic? How would you like it to be contextualized? Gumshoe2 (talk) 16:42, 30 July 2020 (UTC)
 * It's a statistic which was obtained by shocking scientists until they gave the answer we wanted. GeneralNotability (talk) 16:45, 30 July 2020 (UTC)
 * For starters (in no particular order):   . <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 18:59, 30 July 2020 (UTC)
 * It seems like the context you want was already provided by the previous sentence on the page. The sentence I added to the page was simply-stated and factual information. Of course various people may disagree about whether it is a positive or a negative fact. So why shouldn't it be included? Gumshoe2 (talk) 19:09, 30 July 2020 (UTC)
 * So you think the history of a 400-year-old institution should include this year's percentage of A's? <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 21:58, 30 July 2020 (UTC)
 * I suggest we continue this at the harvard talk page Gumshoe2 (talk) 23:14, 30 July 2020 (UTC)

Notice of ANI that mentions you in passing
Greetings, FYI I filed a request at WP:ANI titled "CIR-based community-imposed site ban re: RTG". In providing a basis for my request I mentioned you and your prior dealings with this editor. Your input at ANI is optional, i.e., invited but not specifically requested. Thanks for reading. NewsAndEventsGuy (talk) 12:56, 3 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Bah. Floating space monkeys are people too, you know!! Martinevans123 (talk) 13:13, 3 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Thanks. It's been a while since anyone made a pass at me. Incidentally, you must have completely exhausted yourself preparing that report; just to lighten your load next time, it's not necessary to notify editors who are merely tangentially mentioned in a report. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 14:18, 3 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Too true. These days there's no way you're gonna get away with throwing monkeys at a wall and seeing what sticks. Martinevans123 (talk) 14:23, 3 August 2020 (UTC)
 * @Eeng, I thought the expectation was to always alert other eds when you mention them, regardless of venue? It's how I would like to be treated, so.... but thanks, you're right, I find documenting long running low intensity problems of that sort to be hard, since the community seems to ignore them if you don't paint the whole picture. And sometimes even if you do...  NewsAndEventsGuy (talk) 14:26, 3 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Just to be clear, it's not a problem, just trying to (as I said) lighten your load next time you write a 100K ANI report. (I was amused that you quoted my "Uh oh". That was a very complete report.) The rule (as stated in the box at the top of the ANI page) is to notify anyone you are "reporting", which presumably means the person(s) at whom you are trying to direct the community's wrath. Notifying others (who will probably be pinged, depending on the technique by which you mention them, and on their preference settings) is probably optional, and in fact I could see an argument that pinging all the person the reportee (if that's a word) has tangled with might be seen as canvassing. In practice, though, I've never seen anything like any of these questions be a real issue. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 18:59, 3 August 2020 (UTC)
 * so true and too funny! "...very complete report..." thanks for the laugh NewsAndEventsGuy (talk) 19:04, 3 August 2020 (UTC)

80 posts ?
EEng..I don`t understand what you meant by " says the IP who has made 80 post " I may have quoted you incorrectly word for word but it`s essentially what you said..I just don`t get..what is that supposed to mean ? Why did you say it ? Inquiring minds want to know. Thanks 2600:1702:2340:9470:C66:8450:D2FC:FDCF (talk) 20:22, 3 August 2020 (UTC)
 * My comment here was intended to highlight the fact that you were dispensing advice along the lines of "Behavior X won't get you very far on Wikipedia" to an editor with literally 500 times the editing experience you appear to have. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 23:37, 3 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Why didn`t you just say that instead directing a borderline personal attack at me ? this guy who is constantly referring to himself as "we" isn`t exactly endearing himself to others..I was just trying to point that out 2600:1702:2340:9470:C66:8450:D2FC:FDCF (talk) 23:59, 3 August 2020 (UTC)
 * "We" (meaning Wikipedia – ""We do this", "We don't do that") is appropriate when explaining the project's fundamental rules and practices on which there's no debate whatsoever. When there's a living accused person, or likely to be one later, "we" don't label a death murder without an official determination on that point. As Stephen Leacock put it, "Newspapermen learn to call a murderer an alleged murderer and the King of England the alleged King of England to avoid libel suits." <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 02:20, 4 August 2020 (UTC)
 * You could have just said that..actually if someone had said that from the beginning I`d have never said a word..I don`t appreciate the condescending attitude toward me regarding my 80 edits..the "we" thing was just plain obnoxious the way it was used..do not include me in your group because it suits your purpose..
 * Can you at least explain the red links to me ? Some lead to page does not exist other to editors with 100`s if not 1000`s of edits..it`s confusing..
 * The alleged king of England ? thanks — Preceding unsigned comment added by 2600:1702:2340:9470:4E4:5FFD:55DC:40F2 (talk) 18:47, 4 August 2020 (UTC)
 * I'm sorry, but I don't know what red links you're talking about. My very strong suggestion to you, if you want to contribute to the project, is that you create an account, which will give you credibility. If you have further questions about how Wikipedia works or how to edit, the Teahouse is a great place to ask. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 20:14, 4 August 2020 (UTC)
 * A redlinked user name just means the editor hasn't created their user page yet. —valereee (talk) 20:23, 4 August 2020 (UTC)
 * 80 edits? I'm surprised you're not already gon. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:28, 4 August 2020 (UTC)

Today in translation humor
I was just taking a stroll by fawiki (to remove some cross-wiki spam), when I tripped their abuse filter. Apparently Google translate thinks that their phrase for "abuse filter" is more properly translated as "sabotage factory" (see, for example, w:fa:%D9%88%DB%8C%DA%A9%DB%8C%E2%80%8C%D9%BE%D8%AF%DB%8C%D8%A7:%D9%BE%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%A7%DB%8C%D9%87_%D9%88%DB%8C%D8%B1%D8%A7%DB%8C%D8%B4. I vote we call the edit filter the sabotage factory from now on. GeneralNotability (talk) 17:41, 6 August 2020 (UTC)

Also fawiki has a user group called "Eliminators" (admin-light, I think). Maybe I should just move to fawiki... GeneralNotability (talk) 17:53, 6 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Is there a f-f-s-wiki? Martinevans123 (talk) 17:57, 6 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Sounds like something from a novel about the dystopian future. There'd be "Lawgivers", "Eliminators", a "Sabotage Factory" (for some reason) and so on.Actually, I figured out the factory. My translator's giving Sabotage refinery where I think you're getting Sabotage factory. So I think it goes mw:Extension:AbuseFilter -> refinement:sabotage -> sabotage refinery -> sabotage factory. No idea where eliminators came from, but whatever they are we should have them here for sure.
 * I see also that regular expressions comes out (after a round trip into Farsi) regular phrases, and this gives me an excuse to tell a story. When my advisor – who for 50 years almost single-handedly created and nurtured the computer science program at <name of breathtakingly prestigious institution of higher learning redacted> – finally announced that he would retire someday (though he didn't say when exactly) there was a big celebration. I mean, not a celebration because people were happy he was retiring, but a celebration of CS at in honor of him.Somehow I got the responsibility of creating a <myadvisor>-themed crossword puzzle for the program booklet – you know, something fun. I really got into it, and even if I do say so myself it was terrific. Much of it was lofty and inspirational. For example, one answer was the name of his wife, who happened to be the director of undergraduate admissions; the clue was "She supplies the fires to be lit". But other items were, shall we say, more earthy; for the answer "RE" (which in computer geekery means "regular expression") the clue was "Visage of those who get enough roughage". Whether my advisor ever worked this puzzle I do not know. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 23:47, 6 August 2020 (UTC)

Editors who may be confused
I'm truly honored! Thank you, EEng! --Bsherr (talk) 20:39, 8 August 2020 (UTC)
 * It is I who am honored to work with so many easily confused editors. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 03:55, 9 August 2020 (UTC)

ANI Notice
There is currently a discussion at Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents regarding an issue with which you may have been involved. The thread is Personal attack by EEng. Thank you. Guy Macon (talk) 14:53, 11 August 2020 (UTC)
 * As usual, I missed the dramah because I was busy working on articles (specifically rescuing a draft so it wouldn't be nuked) .... typical <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  10:23, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Sucha set of priorities. What is Wikipedia coming to? You'd think we were here to write an encyclopedia. 😜 -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 10:28, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Personally I think the idea about WMF handing out meds has definitely got legs. Martinevans123 (talk) 11:08, 12 August 2020 (UTC)


 * This was terrible editing advice, though. Where does E think haiku closes and burma-shaves come from? Lev!vich 16:12, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
 * A warped imagination, of course. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  17:35, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Exactly! They come from Turbo Mind Warp and similar varieties. Lev!vich 17:43, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
 * So rude! That EEng's a real skunk, bro. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:47, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Calling EEng a "real skunk" is not a personal attack. But calling him a "fake skunk" would be. And if you smoke too much, you might call him a "skank funk". And think that it's funny. Anyway, EEng, there's deodorant for that, bro. And better to stick with edibles. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:25, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Ah, Trypy. Your science-based explanations are always immaculate! Martinevans123 (talk) 19:40, 12 August 2020 (UTC) ....and how your fans really see you...
 * Trippy, indeed. The guy in that video was my PhD thesis advisor. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:48, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
 * The whole civil issue is one that needs to be TNT'ed and rebuilt because it is the policy that is wholly dependent on the whims of the corrupt administration. While I agree with the outcome of the ANI here, that saying "your edit is X" is not the same thing as saying "you are X." I was blocked for saying, "Your edit is X" because an admin said, "if you say an edit is X, that means the person is X" and I was blocked for a personal attack.Sir Joseph (talk) 21:26, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Phew! What a relief that you never moved on to Os! Martinevans123 (talk) 21:50, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
 * "You know that's how the story goes" -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 23:02, 12 August 2020 (UTC)


 * Well AFAICS you were blocked once for Jimbo should have blocked you for longer. You are not an asset to this project and once for So in other words you're not interested in the truth, you're just interested in being anti-Israel . Those are personal attacks -- not the worst by far, but still personal attacks. And context matters. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 21:59, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
 * And context matters. Amen. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:03, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
 * I wasn't referring to that one. I was referring to a block by El_C. And, I am also TBANNED right now for calling out an edit, not an editor, yet the discussion didn't make that distinction. And with El_C, the distinction wasn't made at all, because if I say, "your post is idiotic" then that means you're an idiot for posting an idiotic post. Which I think is incorrect, because even smart people can post an idiotic post once in a while. Sir Joseph (talk) 23:30, 12 August 2020 (UTC)
 * As mentioned earlier, context matters. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 03:14, 13 August 2020 (UTC)

Special K
Thanks for setting up the redirect for the Mathematicks professorship entry. Robma (talk) 10:46, 13 August 2020 (UTC)
 * My pleasure. Perhaps you will enjoy Andrew Gleason, which my friend and I whipped into shape some years ago. He was a wonderful person and after all these years I still miss him. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 18:06, 13 August 2020 (UTC)

3RR
Your recent editing history at Wikipedia:Talk page guidelines shows that you are currently engaged in an edit war; that means that you are repeatedly changing content back to how you think it should be, when you have seen that other editors disagree. To resolve the content dispute, please do not revert or change the edits of others when you are reverted. Instead of reverting, please use the talk page to work toward making a version that represents consensus among editors. The best practice at this stage is to discuss, not edit-war. See the bold, revert, discuss cycle for how this is done. If discussions reach an impasse, you can then post a request for help at a relevant noticeboard or seek dispute resolution. In some cases, you may wish to request temporary page protection.

Being involved in an edit war can result in you being blocked from editing&mdash;especially if you violate the three-revert rule, which states that an editor must not perform more than three reverts on a single page within a 24-hour period. Undoing another editor's work—whether in whole or in part, whether involving the same or different material each time—counts as a revert. Also keep in mind that while violating the three-revert rule often leads to a block, you can still be blocked for edit warring&mdash;even if you do not violate the three-revert rule&mdash;should your behavior indicate that you intend to continue reverting repeatedly. --Francis Schonken (talk) 13:07, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Please don't template the regulars, it's rude. Paul August &#9742; 14:33, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Edit-warring on a guideline is far ruder, and far more destabilising on top. EEng should know better than to try forcing a guideline rewrite by edit-warring. --Francis Schonken (talk) 14:37, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Whatever sins EEng may have committed, does not justify you being rude to him. Paul August &#9742; 15:16, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * this is of an incredible rudeness, after I already replied to you. Stay off my talk page, thanks. --Francis Schonken (talk) 14:42, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * I left that message on your talk page, because I hadn't notice that you had also left the same message here on 's talkpage as well. I thought that also warranted pointing out. I'm sorry you thought my messages to you were rude, that was not my intent. I think it's important, when we see editors not treating each other as well as we might to point that out. (EEng can vouch for that.) And I don't think doing so is rude. Paul August &#9742; 15:04, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Oh and for the record, I hadn't seen your message to me above when I left my message on your talk page. Paul August &#9742; 15:20, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * There are two magic words one should please try to use. They are "please" and "thank you". Thank you. runs to avoid being struck by flying objects -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 14:55, 20 August 2020 (UTC)


 * We sit in the same boat. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 15:20, 20 August 2020 (UTC)


 * I see a certain irony in using a template to ask a Knight Templater to not template the regulars, however, I seem to be missing the rudeness. -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 16:17, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Uh ... whose rudeness are you missing? Frances'? Mine? EEng's? Paul August &#9742; 16:26, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * More irony. -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 16:21, 20 August 2020 (UTC)


 * I personally don't mind getting templated, because it tells me right off who I'm dealing with. None of us needs instruction or reminders about appropriate behavior, certainly not from you. But you need some. When someone puts a lot of work into something via localized, bite-sized changes, it's incredibly rude and dismissive to simply revert it all at once with meaningless edit summary like
 * too many changes that seem counterproductive on first sight, were never discussed, or are far from getting talk page consensus, or any combination of these rationales ].
 * As I responded at the time :
 * "too many" is not a reason to mass-revert multiple changes, nor is that they "seem" counterproductive "at first sight", or "were not discussed". They can't ALL be unhelpful. Feel free to give them a second look (i.e. actually look at them) and revert or build on individual changes selectively, with actual reasons. But mass reversion of multiple others' work because you don't want to take the time to review is not OK/
 * But of course, instead of doing any actual work, you came here to leave your idiot template. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 19:12, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * We need something like a swear jar for every time someone skirts NPA by calling an edit "idiot:. point of order, needs an "ic" at the end. not agreeing with the description. just a once upon a time English major -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 20:27, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * (Slightly o/t, and asking EEng's indulgence):, nah, and I'm sure you're not a descriptivist, and you have to admit, "idiot template" is much pithier, has better meter, and fits the tone better here, so I'd argue it is "correct". OTOH, if you want to propose an "irony jar" (as you previously alluded), you can sign me right up. Mathglot (talk) 20:51, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Indulgence? You'll be needing a priest for that. -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 20:55, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * , leaving that template here was rude. Calling "rude" for appropriately and respectfully requesting you not template the regulars was risible.  Hijacking EEng's talk page to air your misplaced grievances about rudeness is rude. Henry II's quotation comes to mind. Mathglot (talk) 20:44, 20 August 2020 (UTC)


 * Taken in context, that's out of contect. One might reply "Peace on Earth to men of good will. -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 20:49, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * , Don't understand. Indented reply target misunderstanding, perhaps? Mathglot (talk) 20:53, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * I moved the end brackets now; is that what you meant? (And now I feel we're on the verge of hijacking EEng's TP; withdrawing... Mathglot (talk) 21:00, 20 August 2020 (UTC)

Indent as thou willst shalt be the whole of the law. -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 20:57, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * While it's fun indeed, I'd actually appreciate it if people would focus more on F.S.'s mass reversion without giving a cognizable reason (linked in my rant above) than on the templating. (Though both are symptoms of valuing form over substance, of course.) <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 21:20, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * I'd love to see someone create Template:Idiot. Maybe with Trump's photo on it. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:23, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Somebody did, on 7 August 2005. Its content was, verbatim, "The last person who edited this page (not including me!) is a BIG FAT IDIOT!". It was deleted four minutes later. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  14:29, 23 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Before my time here – I shoulda' checked the page history. Well, at least there is Template:Idiot Box. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:57, 23 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Or this cretin. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:55, 12 May 2022 (UTC)

Help?
Hi EEng, I came across this carving while visiting a church in Derbyshire recently. Wondered if you could help me to work out what's going on in it, I can't quite make it out. Cheers Girth Summit <sub style="font-family:script;color:blue;"> (blether)  11:56, 23 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Blowed if I know.... <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  14:27, 23 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Well, that sucks! --Tryptofish (talk) 20:01, 23 August 2020 (UTC)
 * , yes, it's frustrating isn't it? I just can't get my head around it. They say two heads are better than one - if only someone would be willing to donate theirs to help solve this conundrum, it might give me some relief. Girth Summit <sub style="font-family:script;color:blue;"> (blether)  20:26, 23 August 2020 (UTC)
 * I agree. That sort of thing can be very hard to swallow. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:29, 23 August 2020 (UTC)


 * Why don't one of you post that image over at meta:Talk:Universal_Code_of_Conduct to show those killjoys what clean, harmless fun we have here at enwp? <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 20:47, 23 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Because he jest shouldn't be touching him that way. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:02, 23 August 2020 (UTC)
 * any help? --Gerda Arendt (talk) 21:31, 23 August 2020 (UTC)
 * , I'm afraid not - you've got the right church, but the carvings aren't mentioned in the listing. I've checked Pevsner, but he doesn't shed any light either. If I go there again, I might see whether I can gather any oral accounts to satisfy my curiosity, but of course that would be OR for our purposes. Girth Summit <sub style="font-family:script;color:blue;"> (blether)  00:27, 24 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Not many can handle hardwood with such mastery; clearly, a devotional work. I can't quite make out what's happening on the backside though. Lev!vich 00:47, 24 August 2020 (UTC)
 * this has a pic, perhaps a trace? Ceoil perhaps? Peter? --Gerda Arendt (talk) 07:34, 24 August 2020 (UTC)
 * I realize you posted here looking for help but I'd say it's at the church itself that you'll find the succor you need. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 01:03, 24 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Fair enough, and thanks anyway. In an entirely unrelated note, I was thinking about creating a list of all of Zeus's mortal lovers. I started out with high spirits, but I'm afraid that my enthusiasm rather fell at io. Such is the nature of editing here I suppose. Cheers Girth Summit <sub style="font-family:script;color:blue;"> (blether)  01:17, 24 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Jimbo has mortal lovers? <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 02:11, 24 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Looks to me like it's a bishop blessing someone, possibly a Confirmation. Not sure about the person behind, but bishops usually have a companion of some sort. --Peter I. Vardy (talk) 08:30, 24 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Ah yes, I'm sure you're right, thanks. Some nice pics there, you have a knack for finding interesting stuff. Girth Summit <sub style="font-family:script;color:blue;"> (blether)  10:30, 24 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Yes, a companion of some sort. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 18:01, 24 August 2020 (UTC)


 * In the words of the deathless Tom Lehrer :
 * When correctly viewed Everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan And the Wizard of Oz&mdash; There's a dirty old man!
 * <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 18:01, 24 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Crikey - when you said deathless, I thought you meant 'will be remembered forever'. I hadn't realised he was still alive, that's cheering. His Irish ballad was was always my favourite, my dad used to sing it to us in the car, thirty plus years ago now... Girth Summit <sub style="font-family:script;color:blue;"> (blether)  14:43, 25 August 2020 (UTC)
 * My friend Andrew Gleason (himself gone now – and we will not see his like again, I'm afraid) told me many stories about him. Apparently he's as fun in person as you might imagine. See  . <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 16:55, 26 August 2020 (UTC)

Acronyms are the spice of life
Why do we have WP:CURLY and WP:MOE but not WP:LARRY? <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  15:03, 23 August 2020 (UTC)
 * If you put "Template:Larry" into the search box, and let it offer suggestions, there are a bunch of them, for persons with that first name. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:03, 23 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Do you realize the insult to Shemp you have placed on the most watched page in Wikipedia? O3000 (talk) 01:11, 24 August 2020 (UTC)
 * Quick, someone write a page called Let admins readily revert you.--WaltCip- (BLM!Resist The Orange One)  12:55, 24 August 2020 (UTC)
 * (cough) LARRY -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 14:26, 7 September 2020 (UTC)

No new posts?
How am I to be entertained? -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 09:30, 1 September 2020 (UTC)
 * You've got it bad. Try reviewing the archives. Maybe that'll hold you. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 18:45, 1 September 2020 (UTC)

Thank you!
I appreciate the attribution--it seems I am finally a real Wikipedian! Feel free to use to your heart's content. Cheers. Dumuzid (talk) 04:43, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
 * Think nothing of it. Imagine – with a mere wave of my wand I can grant any peon immortality. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 05:07, 14 September 2020 (UTC)
 * Oh, I'm sorry but you misspelled the correct word - it's not immortality - remove the "t" - surely it was a slip of the left index finger. It happens. 😂 <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme Talk 📧 21:12, 14 September 2020 (UTC)

Never let it be said that Star Trek fans have a sense of humor
Sigh... —David Eppstein (talk) 19:53, 4 October 2020 (UTC)
 * Mr Spock was our first clue back in the day: "May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with Humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant." <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.4em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.3em 0.6em,#BFFF00 0.8em 0.8em 0.6em;color:#A2006D">Atsme Talk 📧 23:37, 4 October 2020 (UTC)
 * Facepalm3.svg Facepalm -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 03:49, 8 October 2020 (UTC)

Gag edit?
Was reading through ANI and was a bit baffled by this edit you made... was it supposed to be a gag on the weird images they had uploaded?  M r A urelius R  Talk! 03:30, 12 October 2020 (UTC)
 * Indeed. Funny thing, there was a time that someone or other would step in to say we're supposed to give Trump the benefit of the doubt because, oh, maybe he's just pretending to be a deranged sociopath. People seem to have gotten over that.Meanwhile, in other news (since we're on the subject), the more severely mentally challenged of the stable genius's two older sons turns out not to know what a vaccine is . Now to be fair, a lot of people don't know what a vaccine is, but most would have the sense not to go on network TV blabbing about it without at least looking in a dictionary first. Of course for that you need to be able to recite the letters of the the alphabet in the right order. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 06:59, 12 October 2020 (UTC)
 * I demand that you stop violating WP:BLP. Wikipedia is about venerability, not truth.--WaltCip- (talk)  14:58, 13 October 2020 (UTC)
 * I'm sure venereal ability is in there somewhere among the sur-reality . -- Deep fried okra  ( talk ) 15:29, 13 October 2020 (UTC)

Caption competition


We can have a pretty good guess what these two are thinking about each other, but what exactly? I'll start off with "Free image? Only dumb people give away work for free, that's like the stupidest idea in the world evaaaaaaaah" <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  12:21, 14 October 2020 (UTC)
 * I honestly don't get what you're saying, but I'll just note that the file description for that photo says President Donald J. Trump participates in a pull-aside with New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. I don't know what a pull-aside is and, frankly, with Trump in the mix I don't want to know. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 13:24, 14 October 2020 (UTC)
 * Well we had a similar caption competition upthread, which Girth Summit won, so I thought there was demand for another one. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  13:33, 14 October 2020 (UTC)

Feedback request: Wikipedia technical issues and templates request for comment
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 * Yapperbot, I've asked you several times to cut out the unwanted advances. I'm not into computer sex. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 02:39, 20 October 2020 (UTC)

I prefer fish to fire

 * Izno is too kind to link to my psychotic outburst at . <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 21:54, 20 October 2020 (UTC)
 * Perfectly understandable, and nothing that a good drink cannot ameliorate. And, of course, all discerning editors have a liking for fish. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:25, 20 October 2020 (UTC)
 * You ever try mixing cold wet fish and hot dry fire? Disgusting! Some psychotic discerners swear it's better that way, though. InedibleHulk (talk) 13:55, 21 October 2020 (UTC)
 * I hate it when I get all justifiably righteous and it turns out I'm neither justifiable nor right. —valereee (talk) 14:31, 21 October 2020 (UTC)

All animals are equal, but some animals ... No, really, all animals are equal
WMF's Universal_Code_of_Conduct/Draft_review provides:
 * In all Wikimedia projects, spaces and events, behaviour will be founded in respect, civility, collegiality, solidarity and good citizenship. This applies to all contributors and participants in their interaction with all contributors and participants, without distinction based on age, mental or physical disabilities, physical appearance, national, religious, ethnic and cultural background, caste, social class, language fluency, sexual orientation, gender identity, sex or career field. Nor will we distinguish based on standing, skills or accomplishments in the Wikimedia projects or movement.

(Bold boldly emboldened.) s are encouraged to join a discussion of that last bit: meta:Talk:Universal_Code_of_Conduct <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 14:50, 21 October 2020 (UTC)
 * I'm keeping my nose out of that discussion, but a shout-out to and  for excellent posts. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 02:40, 25 October 2020 (UTC)
 * Agreed. { But of course fish are actually superior to some other animals. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:38, 25 October 2020 (UTC)
 * Just remember, you can tune a filesystem but you can't tune a, well, you know the rest. davidwr/  (talk)/(contribs)  21:54, 25 October 2020 (UTC)
 * I just posted because the inclusion of 'skills' seemed very weird. I certainly don't think we should give people a by because they're skilled, but this possibly could be interpreted to say that we can't ding them because they're unskilled. Am I being obtuse? —valereee (talk) 13:30, 29 October 2020 (UTC)
 * Well personally I think I deserve a by. I've had plenty of gays and it's time for a change. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 00:32, 30 October 2020 (UTC)
 * Not sure why I was pinged. I'm not bi. Although there was that one time in college. —valereee (talk) 09:22, 30 October 2020 (UTC)
 * I'm not buying it either.
 * Bold boldly emboldened the range
 * Inclusion of 'skills' does seem strange.
 * So if you can't ding them
 * Neither should you ping them.
 * While with your nose out
 * You can still give a shout-out.
 * (No you are not obtuse
 * On the filesystem use.)
 * And EEng deserves a sex change.
 * --Tryptofish (talk) 17:39, 30 October 2020 (UTC)
 * It's hard to know what to say. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 20:30, 30 October 2020 (UTC)
 * These are difficult times. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:48, 30 October 2020 (UTC)

Feedback request: Maths, science, and technology request for comment
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 * I just hope there's been no WP:HOUNDING or WP:BITEY behavior going on in that discussion. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 16:44, 30 October 2020 (UTC)

A barnstar for you!

 * Well aren't you sweet! There's more to do but I pooped out. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 01:30, 1 November 2020 (UTC)

Remarkable
You are showing remarkable restraint at Talk:Joe Biden. TonyBallioni (talk) 03:48, 9 November 2020 (UTC)
 * But it ran out on Kamala Harris (see esp. the collapse box). <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 11:21, 30 December 2020 (UTC)
 * Good god, you and Fowler&Fowler are both completely mad. [Reaches for wordsmyth.net.] Around the bend. Batty. Cuckoo. Mental. Suffering from rabies. Bishonen &#124; tålk 15:39, 30 December 2020 (UTC).
 * I'm not going to get involved in the actual thread because I don't care, but I take issue with because readers not mentally defective, from whatever geography or culture, will know without being told that an American vice-president-to-be is (duh!) an American politician. You know and I know that the US has the "native born" clause, but there's no reason for readers elsewhere to know that and in most countries it's not wildly unusual for politicians to be citizens of other countries owing to the complex rules governing who got what citizenship when the British, French and Portuguese colonial empires collapsed. (Until a couple of years ago Boris Johnson was a US citizen, there was a minor diplomatic incident recently when UK government minister Nadhim Zahawi was banned from entering the US owing to his Iraqi citizenship; and you have people like Claire Hanna who serve in the British parliament without even a dual let alone a sole British nationality. I'm sure the same is true in every other former colonial power and most former colonies, as well—probably half the adult population of Macau and Hong Kong are officially Portuguese or British citizens.) &#8209; Iridescent 16:55, 30 December 2020 (UTC)
 * I get both sides. I also have an extreme aversion to lecturing people on grammar. I was taught that it’s something you should never do to an adult as correcting grammar is something that you do to children, so when doing it you’re effectively treating someone like a child. It’s basically one of the rudest things you can do in English. Anyway, all that to say, I get why you’re pissed off (I see commented on it, so I’ll ping her for my take here 😅.)On the merits, I actually disagree that “we do this for everyone” is a bad argument. Consistency of style on major articles helps us create a house voice of sorts, which in turn makes us seem more professional and helps the reader know what to expect in an article in terms of structure. Consistency is more reader friendly.That being said, if I had to build the entire system from scratch I’d dump it for largely the same reasons you (EEng) are describing. Ignoring the citizenship context, of course a member of the US Senate and VP-elect is an “American politician”. In the cases Iri is describing, I’d actually argue fairly strongly that commonwealth nationals serving in the Parliament of the United Kingdom are British politicians even without citizenship in the UK/colonies or nationality: if they’re elected by the British public to serve in a British political body, they are a British politician regardless of nationality/citizenship issues. They might be a Canadian or Aussie or Bahamian as well, but that wouldn’t change the fact that they are also very much serving as a British politician. The question of their citizenship in such cases would be worth mentioning, but I’d see that as something to do in cases where such issues arise. Also, on the Hanna topic, I get why calling an Irish person a British politician might not be ideal, so skirting around it by not mentioning anything in the lead seems the most diplomatic way.TonyBallioni (talk) 19:03, 30 December 2020 (UTC)
 * I get both sides. I also have an extreme aversion to lecturing people on grammar. I was taught that it’s something you should never do to an adult as correcting grammar is something that you do to children, so when doing it you’re effectively treating someone like a child. It’s basically one of the rudest things you can do in English. Anyway, all that to say, I get why you’re pissed off (I see commented on it, so I’ll ping her for my take here 😅.)On the merits, I actually disagree that “we do this for everyone” is a bad argument. Consistency of style on major articles helps us create a house voice of sorts, which in turn makes us seem more professional and helps the reader know what to expect in an article in terms of structure. Consistency is more reader friendly.That being said, if I had to build the entire system from scratch I’d dump it for largely the same reasons you (EEng) are describing. Ignoring the citizenship context, of course a member of the US Senate and VP-elect is an “American politician”. In the cases Iri is describing, I’d actually argue fairly strongly that commonwealth nationals serving in the Parliament of the United Kingdom are British politicians even without citizenship in the UK/colonies or nationality: if they’re elected by the British public to serve in a British political body, they are a British politician regardless of nationality/citizenship issues. They might be a Canadian or Aussie or Bahamian as well, but that wouldn’t change the fact that they are also very much serving as a British politician. The question of their citizenship in such cases would be worth mentioning, but I’d see that as something to do in cases where such issues arise. Also, on the Hanna topic, I get why calling an Irish person a British politician might not be ideal, so skirting around it by not mentioning anything in the lead seems the most diplomatic way.TonyBallioni (talk) 19:03, 30 December 2020 (UTC)

Memory?
I've wanted to ask this for a while now. But... Special:Diff/987768637. And your various other edits where you pick a time in an obscure 4,000 view video or a two-sentence quote from page 386 in some text. Is there some special bookmarking app I don't know about, or some memory pill, or what's going on here? ProcrastinatingReader (talk) 03:50, 9 November 2020 (UTC)
 * You mean stuff like this ? Believe it or not I carry it all around in my head (see right); when I was in college the dean said I was a "coal mine of information". It all started after I was struck by lightning at 5 years old. Modern science has failed to explain it. But don't worry – I am sworn to use it only for good, never for evil. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 06:42, 9 November 2020 (UTC)


 * Well, that certainly brings a whole new meaning to "electrical engineering"! Somehow, I envision that it hurt the lightning bolt far worse than it hurt you. (The dean, however, may have been thinking about black lung.) --Tryptofish (talk) 19:59, 9 November 2020 (UTC)


 * Further evidence for the prosecution:, . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b>

Jarndyce and Jarndyce
I want to thank you more emphatically than with just a one-click "thanks" for bringing up Jarndyce and Jarndyce on ANI. It made me very happy. Bishonen &#124; tålk 15:55, 9 November 2020 (UTC).
 * Glad to oblige, though I was ensnared in just such a case so my feelings are more mixed. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 20:27, 9 November 2020 (UTC)

Limerick, Harvard, FBDB
You might find Featured picture candidates/Margaret Harwood amusing... —David Eppstein (talk) 21:20, 24 November 2020 (UTC)

Margaret Harwood
Feel free to use the limerick! I might tweak it a little bit - do feel the last line could be punchier, but go with the version you like best. Adam Cuerden (talk)Has about 7.7% of all FPs 23:12, 24 November 2020 (UTC)
 * Well you do realize "suck it" resonates with a well-known earlier work. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 23:38, 24 November 2020 (UTC)
 * True, which is the upside. Adam Cuerden (talk)Has about 7.7% of all FPs 01:08, 25 November 2020 (UTC)
 * Every once in a while I'm struck by the fact that this has to be the filthiest user page on the project. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 04:22, 25 November 2020 (UTC)
 * I'm wondering if we could get away with the limerick if we made this the April 1st POTD? Adam Cuerden (talk)Has about 7.7% of all FPs 11:24, 27 November 2020 (UTC)
 * Smart. It might work as "truthful whimsy" -- see Wikipedia_talk:April_Fool%27s_Main_Page. Perhaps the entirety of the text/caption for the image could be simply and only the limerick, with the link behind it taking the reader to the article. But the article needs work, really it does. I'll be happy to help but with the Harvard Archives closed it may be tough to do a good job. That's unfortunate, because my spidey sense tell me that, being a scrapbook by alumni, might have interesting biographical details. By the way . (She apparently spent a lot of time at the beach.) <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 13:36, 27 November 2020 (UTC)

Here, have a sticker, funny man

 * And I, in turn, want to say thank you for the opportunity to learn, for the first time, of banofee pies! --Tryptofish (talk) 21:03, 30 November 2020 (UTC)

This is going to slip under the radar for you
But you have relatively high visibility, at least where Wikipedia subject matter is politically sensitive. Because every change here is more or less permanent, the ship has already sailed, but I urge you to consider the fact that Wikipedia is somehow the most reliable source of consolidated information on the Internet. I get the jokes, the cynicism, the memes, all that, but you are providing an extremely transparent, highly visible profile of personal bias. The best practices for information sourcing on Wikipedia provide some protection, but they're not bulletproof. An explicitly partisan affectation by the editors undermines the mission of objective truth, and aggravates the environment in which objective truth is a matter of partisan contention. IRSpeshul (talk) 05:50, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
 * ... but special user page also has explicitly partisan affectations:  Levivich harass/hound 05:56, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
 * grr, maths ProcrastinatingReader (talk) 07:29, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
 * See that's the problem with these extremely transparent, highly visible profiles of personal bias: look how aggravated the environment is getting. I'm not one to get into an argument about mathism with a mathist (or, as I believe they prefer to be called, "mathematician"), but we have a lot of articles about math, and we don't want to give the impression that we tilt pro-mathian or are some kind of math-wing website. Levivich harass/hound 07:38, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
 * So you're just going to keep calling PR mathist when they've clearly expressed a preference for mathsist? —valereee (talk) 12:50, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
 * Woe to anyone with a lisp. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:27, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
 * I disagree 100%. Everyone has biases. Neutral editing means putting your biases aside when editing (when editing content, anyway), not pretending you don't have any. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 06:10, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
 * Also the original comment comes off as being much like the people who say "I don't have an accent, it's only those people in [other country/other part of same country/other side of tracks in same city] who have accents". Which is to say, un-self-aware. —David Eppstein (talk) 22:24, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
 * I'm automatically against anyone who implies I have biases. --A&#8239;D&#8239;Monroe&#8239;III(talk)  03:38, 22 December 2020 (UTC)
 * Biased against them? —David Eppstein (talk) 05:42, 22 December 2020 (UTC)

Astounding
I thought I might alert you to this. It's not a particularly exciting case, but maybe you'd find it more funny. Cheers, Ovinus (talk) 21:34, 1 January 2021 (UTC)
 * Just don't stare at it for too long, lest one get conjunctivitis. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:48, 1 January 2021 (UTC)
 * What's wrong with you? Conjunctivitis is when you write a long sentence and it goes on and on and you use and and/or or a lot. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 07:05, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
 * There's nothing wrong and/or not right or not and right and/or write as well as wrong and/or not right or not and right and/or write in the conjunctive or if it were Led Zeppelin the way to stare at the conjunction while nonetheless a lot and see also Taumatawhakatangi­hangakoauauotamatea­turipukakapikimaunga­horonukupokaiwhen­uakitanatahu. And you can quote me on that. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:18, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
 * I always welcome WP:ASTONISHME contributions, but this case seems borderline on the reader likely already knows score. At least I think it's borderline. Not sure. I guess definitely borderline. Maybe. But anyway, I think we can avoid that question once we realize that WP:ELEVAR is also in play – saying the planets, when we could just name them, needlessly makes the reader jump through a little hoop. Take a look at what I did. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 07:05, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
 * Fair point, and I like what you did! Cheers, Ovinus (talk) 08:55, 2 January 2021 (UTC)
 * , current events divert me, but if I don't get back to Talk:PGage by, say, two weeks into the Biden administration, please ping me again. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 05:05, 10 January 2021 (UTC)
 * Current events divert me too... looks like 2020's devilish spirit persists. I'll remind you appropriately. Ovinus (talk) 08:03, 10 January 2021 (UTC)

Your recent edit
You're welcome -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 09:22, 8 January 2021 (UTC)
 * How dare you make jokes when the news is so serious! For those not paying attention, DFO refers to . <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 10:57, 8 January 2021 (UTC)
 * And all this time I've been using a clothes dryer. Seriously, making jokes gives me a break from pontificating elsewhere. -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 17:05, 8 January 2021 (UTC)

File:FBI grid of suspects wanted in 2010 US Capitol attack.jpg listed for discussion
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 * Shouldn't it be 2021 . . .? -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 17:09, 8 January 2021 (UTC)
 * Time machine . <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 20:16, 8 January 2021 (UTC)
 * A time-travel convention? When can I buy tickets?  Are we taking the Delorian or the train?   davidwr/  (talk)/(contribs)  20:57, 8 January 2021 (UTC)
 * I looked at the image out of curiosity, and if I were to !vote on it, which I won't, I'd say delete purely on grounds of extreme ugliness. If I were discussing people in a serious setting, I would never judge them based on what they look like, but for the purpose of my comment here, ewwww!, talk about human garbage! --Tryptofish (talk) 23:18, 8 January 2021 (UTC)

Cage, Gage, Shiiiit!
I don't know if you have access to Netflix, but they have a new comedy series hosted by historian Nicolas Cage, called The History of Swear Words. Episode 2, examining the topic of "Shit", includes a segment about Phineas Gage. I think it's not very accurate, but... --Tryptofish (talk) 20:18, 8 January 2021 (UTC)
 * H.M., eat your heart out. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 20:32, 8 January 2021 (UTC)
 * Historian Nicholas Cage? Stealing the Declaration of Independence and discovering a secret message on the back from the Illuminati does not make one a historian. Mgasparin (talk) 00:46, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
 * Well, I meant it as a joke, but it appears that my skills in that regard don't amount to much online. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:37, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
 * Well for what it's worth, I think it's funny now, but when I first read your comment above (without clicking on the link), I just assumed that there must actually must be a historian with the same name. Paul August &#9742; 22:30, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
 * Nicolas Cage ... Phineas Gage. MORE THAN A COINCIDENCE??? <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 00:50, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

The Dragonslayer Barnstar

 * As long as he's just slaying dragons and not fire-breathing lizards we are okay. If you do, 'zilla may sic a sushi on you.  davidwr/  (talk)/(contribs)  02:06, 9 January 2021 (UTC)
 * Some people think it's spelled sick so maybe you should write sic [sic]. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 02:14, 9 January 2021 (UTC)

Nice ...
...quote. Paul August &#9742; 22:36, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

"Do not laugh"
If you want to make someone not not laugh, say do not laugh. I didn't not laugh, but I did revert the change - it is possible that the editor dug up the old newspaper article and expanded the section using it, but given the context, I am suspicious. davidwr/ (talk)/(contribs)  14:22, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
 * How the guinch stole Christmas? <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 14:51, 13 January 2021 (UTC)

Early days
A bit of humor about encyclopedias. 😂 <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 16:14, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
 * Um, can you cue us up to the relevant bit? Meanwhile, here's some other humor about encyclopedias . <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 21:19, 14 January 2021 (UTC)

I no longer know how to speak English
I was about to actually revert you (ha!) because "an unable president" has got to be the worst of all worlds, and I was going to say in the edit summary that "unable" is an adverb not an adjective. But I looked it up, and unable is listed as an adjective, apparently in every dictionary, although some note "not before noun". This is blowing my mind. I thought "unable" always modified a verb, or acted as a "helping" verb, almost always accompanied by the preposition "to", and almost always modifying the verb "to be" (is unable to, was unable to, has been unable to...). I thought that's what an adverb was. But turns out it's an adjective, even though it never modifies a noun (The unable car? The unable tree? The unable president?). Help me. Levivich harass/hound 22:00, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
 * I'd like to help you, but I'm unable to. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:12, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
 * Unable? Are you sure you didn't mean disabled? Martinevans123 (talk) 22:18, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
 * Since posting this I have now learned about predicative adjectives. Who could have predicatived it. Levivich harass/hound 22:26, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
 * No prevarication. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:15, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
 * I just figured it out: disable president! --Tryptofish (talk) 23:21, 13 January 2021 (UTC)

This gem I found on an article that I can't fathom actually had this on it
Happy New Year! I really feel like it belongs in an exhibit of some sort. I instantly thought of you.

All the best,  Double Plus Ungood (talk)  02:30, 16 January 2021 (UTC)
 * , you refer, of course, to the fact that the compound adjective longest-serving is missing it's hyphen. Shocking. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 03:36, 16 January 2021 (UTC)
 * No u. Ur a compound adjective,     I actually didn't even notice the mistake. wow.   Double Plus Ungood (talk)  03:44, 16 January 2021 (UTC)
 * That photog should get a Pulitzer for snapping the shot just a split-second before the sniper pulled the trigger. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 03:54, 16 January 2021 (UTC)

Your complaint
What exactly should I stop in History of photography? You seem to be complaining about a line I wrote when I edited an article years ago. I'm not sure which article I then used, but it was from an art historian who seemed qualified enough, and was also mentioned in another wikipedia article. It was apparently not good enough for you, so you removed some content I wrote, but apparently not all. I didn't care enough to put this back or to discuss it. Your whining about this only feels like an invitation to put this back in. Let's forget whatever I used as a ref then. Is this Taylor and Francis ref good enough for you: ? I could also look up whatever books included this concept, but if you just intend to remove everything that doesn't agree with you, please let me know in advance.Joortje1 (talk) 13:01, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
 * The idea that the Shroud of Turin is some kind of photograph has been thoroughly debunked. Here's what an actual scientist -- an expert on the history of photography -- said about it :
 * Such claimants tend to draw upon the wisdom of hindsight to project a distorted historical perspective, wherein their cases rest upon a particular concatenation of procedures which is exceedingly improbable; and their 'proofs' amount only to demonstrating (none too faithfully) that it was not totally impossible ... The assertion that photography was the secret production of an isolated artistic genius may offer a compelling drama to those eager for sensation, but it belittles the practice of science ...
 * So yeah, unless you have multiple, expert sources for this outlandish claim, I'll keep removing it. (Hint: Workers who publish their work through vanity presses don't count as scientific experts.) <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 17:53, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
 * But how about the famous Turd of Brooklyn?? Martinevans123 (talk) 17:59, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
 * What an insult to Brooklynites! He's from Queens. Unfortunately not Flushing. —David Eppstein (talk) 22:14, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
 * And hopefully on his way to Rikers. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:23, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
 * Now, now, Martin, no need to call him a turd. He'll be out of office once Joe Biden gets sworn in tomorrow. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:36, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
 * Ah yes, what a relief. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:49, 19 January 2021 (UTC)
 * If I may recycle something I learned at another editor's talk page, had the US been a monarchy, this could have been a royal flush. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:02, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

Mittens
So ... have we got enough sources to write Bernie Sanders mittens photograph yet? <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  17:26, 22 January 2021 (UTC)


 * The cat and his kittens
 * They put on their mittens,
 * To eat a POTUS pie.
 * The poor little kittens
 * They lost their mittens,
 * And then they began to cry.
 * Mother Goose123 (talk) 17:38, 22 January 2021 (UTC)


 * And lo, it was DYKed.... <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  12:26, 30 January 2021 (UTC)

Million Low Club
Could I be the first to congratulate you on creating a Talk page that's over a million bytes long? To be precise... 1,000,290 bytes!! Wow. Nice work. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:21, 25 January 2021 (UTC)


 * I'll save my praise until the page reaches 1 MB (1,048,576 bytes). Mixing decimal and binary units is highly distasteful. You end up having to use words like "mebibyte". *shudders* <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#ABAB9D">design</b></b> 01:28, 26 January 2021 (UTC)

Uncivil comments
I am sad to write that today when asked by an uninvolved editor to review this dispute, I unfortunately noticed some problematic comments on Talk:Joe_Biden/Archive_14.


 * So, do you actually believe that it's not possible to find a published reliable source for Biden's chairmanships and so on, or are you just being difficult? EEng 13:03, 14 January 2021 (UTC)

In attacking the personal motivation of another editor, this does not assume good faith, which is required of all editors. Surtsicna challenged unreferenced material in the infobox, and the sources provided by other editors in the discussion did not verify the challenged material. WP:UNSOURCED says that the burden of adding sources is on editors who want material added. Surtsicna has no obligation to lift a finger to find a reliable source, and whether they believe that task will be easy, hard, or impossible, the requirement for editors who want the material added to provide sources remains. These dates are not obvious or well-known facts, and this type of information often needs correcting by fact checkers, so that challenge is completely legitimate, even if that editor would also prefer the material be removed for other reasons. The above response only serves to antagonize the other editor, making them less likely to contribute to the project in the future, less likely to be agreeable to your suggestions, less likely to help you, more likely to respond in an negative and unproductive way, less able to think clearly, and more likely to prolong your dispute. More productive responses in this context include:
 * Providing the requested sources, which you actually did the next day after another go-round.
 * Agreeing that the challenged material should be removed.
 * Asking for more time to find the requested sources; Surtsicna was willing to leave the material in place with citation-needed tags in the meantime.
 * Proposing that different text be added.
 * Saying nothing, which would be far better than responding with a personal attack.


 * To be blunt, seriously believing that there aren't complete and definitive sources for the chairmanships of Senate committees brings into serious question your competence to edit this article. Seriously. Did you even try? [35] EEng 05:15, 15 January 2021 (UTC)

Given that the sources provided by another editor failed to verify the challenged material, a reasonable inference is that it might be hard to find such a source. (Though that did not turn out to be true in the end.) As I pointed out earlier, Surtsicna had no obligation to try to find such a source, and it is unfair to conclude that failing to identify the requested sources when that burden does not fall on this editor is a demonstration that this editor lacks the skill to do so. There isn't even a requirement that editors who do the useful work of challenging unreferenced, unobvious material have any familiarity with sources relevant to a topic. Attacking the competence or intelligence of another editor in this way is unacceptable. Productive responses to errors by other editors include fixing partial errors, reverting large errors, politely pointing out mistakes on talk pages, and allowing that even the most brilliant people make mistakes sometimes. If an editor is chronically and grossly incompetent, eventually it will be worth discussing that as a problem, but not until these more productive responses have not worked, and not in an uncivil fashion. Verbal abuse is not a productive way to notify volunteers about their mistakes, and verbally abusing a volunteer over a mistake they haven't even made, which is what happened here, is even more demoralizing.


 * I'm considering pinning a little box to the top of this page: "It has been X hours since Surtsicna falsely claimed that everything in an infobox needs to be in the article as well." EEng 15:15, 23 January 2021 (UTC)

This is another unacceptable comment which is snarkily attacking another editor. Assuming good faith on the part of two editors who have completely opposite interpretations of a guideline leads me to conclude that either one has made an honest error, the guideline is unclear, or there is some other complexity yet to be uncovered. A productive, AGF response might be to quote the part of the policy you are relying on, explain your logic, and ask the other editor if you are missing anything. Another AGF response might be to ask the other editor to quote the part of the policy they are relying on, or to clarify their reasoning if they have already quoted. In this case, if you had done either, I think you would have found that Manual of Style/Infoboxes has two sections which say different things about the disputed question. MOS:INFOBOXPURPOSE says that infoboxes should not have any facts which are not in the text of the article, and WP:INFOBOXREF (which you quoted) encourages that but implies that there will also be some cases where editors do legitimately decide to include facts in the infobox but not the article. Instead of identifying this contradiction and bringing it to the attention of other editors for resolution, your response instead demoralized an editor who is being productive and trying to build consensus and improve the reader experience, whether or not you or I agree with that editor's suggestions.

(added) I should also note that one of your comments cites WP:CIR, which specifically says in WP:CIRNOT not to label someone as incompetent, as this is a personal attack.

I hope that in the future instead of tearing into other editors, you can express disagreement in a more productive and civil manner. I hope that you will use the "assume good faith" guideline as a reason to stop and calmly consider the possible legitimate reasons for an editor's actions, including miscommunication and that you yourself might not have a complete picture. I usually find the latter is true for myself. You are clearly a smart person and like the rest of the community of volunteers I'm trying to keep motivated, have many valuable contributions yet to make. Thanks for reading, Beland (talk) 07:13, 5 February 2021 (UTC)
 * I have popcorn, will share. -Roxy the grumpy dog . wooF 07:21, 5 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Mmm... Salty. Thanks, Roxy. <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#ABAB9D">design</b></b> 09:22, 5 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Think of your blood pressure. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 17:59, 5 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Oh dear. All of those examples look relatively polite for EEng. Poor Surtsicna, must feel crushed? Martinevans123 (talk) 10:47, 5 February 2021 (UTC)
 * , I'm sad you wrote too. Mostly TLDR, but in passing:
 * I think you would have found that Wikipedia:Manual of Style/Infoboxes has two sections which say different things about the disputed question – No, actually,I would not have found that, as you yourself discovered after posting here (see ), although you strangely omitted to return here to post the traditional Oops! My bad! Maybe next time you should more carefully consider that you yourself might not have a complete picture.
 * Surtsicna was told over and over and over and over and over, with links to the guideline and/or quoting it, that not everything in an infobox needs to be in the article. Nonetheless he or she stubbornly insisted on repeating that idea. And repeating it. And repeating it (in multiple threads, as I recall). AGF doesn't require us to close our eyes to what is obviously either a CIR failure or just plain willful blindness.
 * My comments about the chairmanships weren't about whether sources were in the article, but rather whether they exist at all. Surtsicna said I do seriously believe it is not possible to find published reliable sources about all these people preceding or succeeding Joe Biden in the given date ranges, and I said (yes) To be blunt, seriously believing that there aren't complete and definitive sources for the chairmanships of Senate committees brings into serious question your competence to edit this article, because that's true. And, frankly, if you can't see how absurd it is to imagine that there aren't definitive sources for Senate chairmanships, then you aren't competent to be sticking your nose into this matter. Really.
 * specifically says in WP:CIRNOT not to label someone as incompetent – No, it says it's generally inadvisable to call a person incompetent. I applied my judgment. And look! It worked: ! Too bad S., like you, was unable to bring himself/herself to come out and say, "Oh, now I see. I guess you were right. Sorry I didn't read more carefully."
 * Surticna's wasted a lot of editor time. You're on your way to doing the same. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 17:59, 5 February 2021 (UTC)
 * I had a "CIR failure" once. But it turned out I had just been pigging out on salty popcorn. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:27, 5 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Where in the world do you get this stuff????
 * I find an encyclopaedia always comes in handy. Little Brown (Jug) 123 (talk) 11:32, 6 February 2021 (UTC)

<div style="font:bold 2em courier; color:#dd4444; position:absolute; left:10%; margin-top:3em; -webkit-transform:rotate(350deg); -moz-transform:rotate(350deg); -o-transform:rotate(350deg); transform:rotate(350deg);">Certified a load of old bollocks
 * You are correct that I misread MOS:INFOBOXPURPOSE; perhaps Surtsicna and I made the same mistake. I didn't mention that here because I wanted to read your response first. As you can see, Bondegezou used a productive technique to resolve the disagreement over the interpretation of that section, by quoting the part that I had missed. This resulted in two improvements to the section; I clarified the sentence I had been relying on, and RexxS noticed that one of the examples was outdated and updated it. The suggestions I made above include conversational techniques that I hope would have helped you and Surtsicna resolve your disagreement more quickly, if you are concerned about not wasting time, and would have entirely avoided this one. Frankly, I'm more concerned about the editor time we are losing when editors are uncivil to each other and some of them stop editing entirely. My concern is not about who is right or wrong, as you were clearly correct in your interpretation of this guideline, for example. I am much more concerned with your language and your treatment of other editors. In response to this complaint, you might have said nothing, or you might have defended the correctness of your position without implicating matters of civility, or you might have apologized for your words and promised to be more civil in the future. Instead, you have demonstrated that you aren't interested in adopting more productive conflict-resolution techniques, especially when you defended your behavior as having been effective, and labelled yet another editor as incompetent. Given your continued incivility, and because you have been blocked for disruptive editing before, you are blocked from editing for one week. Please reconsider your commitment to civil discourse. -- Beland (talk) 19:55, 7 February 2021 (UTC)
 * That's the dumbest decision I've seen for a while. Shame on you, . Feel free to block me too. I've had quite enough popcorn for the time being. <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#ABAB9D">design</b></b> 21:13, 7 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Purely punitive. Tsk.  Blocking user should be admonished. The Rambling Man (Stay alert! Control the virus! Save lives!&#33;!&#33;) 21:23, 7 February 2021 (UTC)
 * EEng, I've just advocated against this block at Beland's talk page and at AN. Now I'm going to say to you: please be nicer to people who are being dimwitted, as the person at the Biden talkpage was being. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:28, 7 February 2021 (UTC)

More blocks for your collection

 * "Blocked Talk Page?? Easy.... just call DynoProd!" Martinevans123 (talk) 12:25, 8 February 2021 (UTC)

Notice of noticeboard discussion
There is currently a discussion at Administrators' noticeboard regarding an issue with which you may have been involved. The thread is Intent to unblock. Thank you. TonyBallioni (talk) 21:16, 7 February 2021 (UTC)

Unblocked
Hi EEng, I’ve unblocked you per the thread linked above. Hope you have a good week ahead. TonyBallioni (talk) 22:17, 7 February 2021 (UTC)


 * Common sense prevails. <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#ABAB9D">design</b></b> 22:29, 7 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Shucks. Anyone need any of this 8 pounds of popcorn I got leftover?? Enjoy, pop-(corn)-pickers!!. Martinevans123 (talk) 23:49, 7 February 2021 (UTC)
 * For the record the AN discussion is here . The closing summary reads, in part: EEng has been unblocked by overwhelming consensus, is reminded of the dangers and standards of adminship as well as the nature of blocks. Whether that admonishment sank in is open to question, though . The alert reader, on encountering an admin who deletes uncomplimentary messages without archiving them, might wonder what else is being hidden. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 08:06, 11 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Yes, I do accept the unblock and the reason for it. I have always deleted all my incoming user talk page messages without archiving when I'm done with them, except for the compliments. So you might say everything is being hidden, or nothing...as it used to say there, if anyone cares they can look in the page history. -- Beland (talk) 02:05, 12 February 2021 (UTC)
 * The question isn't whether you accept the unblock and the reason for it; you don't have a choice since the score at AN was Endorse block – 0, Overturn egregiously wrongheaded block and severely trout the admin who imposed it – 20. The question is whether you'll be able to adhere to the standards of adminship as well as the nature of blocks in the future; time will tell, I guess.As for not archiving your talk page, well, I have always deleted all my incoming user talk page messages without archiving when I'm done with them, except for the compliments (italcis added) is nothing like everything is being hidden, or nothing – rather, it's I feature the good stuff and hide the bad. One of the reasons I delay archiving is to dramatize that I fear no scrutiny. You are, of course, joking in your implication that look in the page history is any kind of effective way to find and review past threads. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 02:58, 12 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Yes, and I also "hide" the neutral and the boring. The compliments are mostly for myself, to keep motivated when I'm having a bad day. I was inspired by the famous line, "Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements", which used to be quoted on my user talk page. Back in the day before pings, I would actually move conversations to the talk page of the other person so all of it would be in one place and they would get notified about my reply. That would leave nothing on my talk page to archive in some cases. I guess looking through the page history is more annoying than reading archives, but when I started doing it I didn't imagine anyone would actually care about old messages about article updates and bots and Wikiprojects and editing mistakes. If you're saying distant-past-me was planning ahead so if someone said something bad about my rarely used admin powers in ten years I'd be able to delete it and make it harder to find, OK. If I'm making myself look better by doing this, then well, great. Who doesn't like to look better. It sounds like you're angry at me, and I can see why you would want to try to trash the reputation of someone who makes you angry. I applaud your embrace of transparency, though personally I find this page unmanageably long.
 * You previously wrote: even when the truth is rubbed in your face over and over, and even after a score of editors vociferously denounce your judgment as completely out of calibration, you're either incapable of absorbing it or just can't bring yourself to acknowledge it. You seem to have been expecting a personal message from me saying "oh hey, I messed up, sorry" or something. It's not something that's really required to resolve this case; the block has been reversed and admonishment has been delivered to everyone that needed one, including me. I do see why the overturn was in line with Wikipedia policy, though there also seems to be consensus that the existing system has not resulted in a culture of satisfactory civility. Not saying my solution is better. Though I've never seen the district judge apologize to a defendant when an appeals court overturns a sentence, sure, here in a less formal setting someone might do that anyway just to be friendly. With due respect, in this case, your past hurtful insults and continued insulting tone make it extremely difficult to feel a desire to be friendly and go out of my way to say nice things, though I remain committed to being civil and not unfriendly. Though I don't expect much more than to be insulted for having said even this, I bring it up in the hope that in the future it will help you more accurately understand interactions with other people, and as an example of how gratuitous incivility has negative consequences. -- Beland (talk) 04:19, 12 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Do you never post anything under 1000 words?
 * If you're saying distant-past-me was planning ahead so if someone said something bad about my rarely used admin powers in ten years I'd be able to delete it and make it harder to find, OK – No, I'm saying today-you doesn't care about transparency, whether in your administrative work or general editing.
 * admonishment has been delivered to everyone that needed one, including me – Actually only you.
 * It sounds like you're angry at me – Not in the slightest. You've provided amusement to the masses while contributing a beautiful illustration of my longstanding thesis that 97% of admins do important work in return for little recognition, while the other 3% are simply bossy, preachy, hypocritical, and/or just plain out of their depth. It is interesting to note how densely my block log (which – I guess I need to point out since you seem unable to read a block log – consists largely of overturned blocks and a joke block) is studded with the names of admins who are no longer admins – something you might want to think about.
 * You seem to have been expecting a personal message from me saying "oh hey, I messed up, sorry" or something. It's not something that's really required to resolve this case – And therein lies the difference between us. When someone else is screwing up, I try to tell them so in terms matched to where they're coming from, the history of their receptiveness, and so on; and when I screw up – if I've caused trouble or inconvenience – I apologize. That's civility far more than your prissy parsing of posts for forbidden words and phrases. You, on the other hand, are so committed to your empty, formal civility that you can't even bring yourself to hurt your own feelings by acknowledging your mistakes.
 * help you more accurately understand interactions with other people – I require no advice from you on how to win friends and influence people. You stick to gnoming character codes and let us adults police our own interactions.
 * <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 17:12, 12 February 2021 (UTC)
 * how to win friends and influence people A reference to the book? ProcrastinatingReader (talk) 17:46, 12 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Nah. Another work of art, surely. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:56, 12 February 2021 (UTC)

Brainstorming for a contemplated TV ad (contributions gratefully accepted -- feel free to edit directly)

 * Inspired by . With enough material an amusing essay may be possible.

"The blather control aisle – so embarrassing! If you're a Wikipedia editor struggling with incompetence issues, now there's a better way. We home-deliver blather control products directly to you in plain, unmarked boxes..."
 * ...directly to your user page in plain unmarked mboxes... davidwr/ (talk)/(contribs)  04:39, 14 February 2021 (UTC)
 * That's the spirit! But mboxes might be too hackerish. Maybe plain unmarked userboxes? <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 05:16, 14 February 2021 (UTC)

"The blather control aisle – so embarrassing! If you're a Wikipedia editor struggling with incompetence issues, now there's a better way. We home-deliver blather control products directly to you in plain, unmarked userboxes. Or, if other editors complain you're full of hot air ..."
 * See also the discussion of "piss off", below. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:55, 14 February 2021 (UTC)
 * "You are not alone. This problem has a name: WikiLeaks. Minor leaks can be controlled by using appropriate garments, and padding can be added as needed. Normally, this kind of output is directed to the WP:CESSPIT. However, some WP:DICKS have leaked all over the internet, causing the internet to blow up. Should this happen to you, please call for a WP:MOP." --Tryptofish (talk) 20:29, 14 February 2021 (UTC)
 * "But now there's help: WP:Authority control." --Tryptofish (talk) 20:39, 14 February 2021 (UTC)


 * Now we're really getting somewhere. And to think I worried this might just poop out. Perhaps we're moving in the direction of something like User:EEng. <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 22:08, 14 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Sorry, I just couldn't control myself. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:11, 15 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Well, just remember: Deletion is not cleanup. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 03:43, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * At this point, I'll admit to feeling a bit drained. --Tryptofish (talk) 16:47, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Although... that probably depends. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:12, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * In breaking news, WP:Wikipedia is being flooded. Further information at WP:WASTE. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:25, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
 * (Courtesy Martinevans123) Related potential ad: Tripe Advisor. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:08, 20 October 2021 (UTC)

Was the north facing photo talk page closed to prevent people from hurting my feelings, in part?
Your comments on Cullen's talk page sounded kind, so I thought I might try to talk with you. It seems that Magnolia677 had been being ironic when he said he liked the idea. If so, I totally fell for it. I would like to talk with Cullen to ask him why he (if it was him)closed the discussion (I thought it was productive), but I'm not sure whether he would welcome that. What do you think? Arctic Gazelle (talk) 19:46, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
 * , sometimes enthusiastic new editors get into Wikipedia's "behind-the-scenes" areas before they have a good grounding in why a lot of things are done the way they are. (That's not to say that everything is the way it is for a good reason, but a lot of it is.) In this case, you're going against a very important principle which I, your humble correspondent, elucidated years ago at WP:NONEEDNORULE. We like to give editors who are working on a given article as much freedom as possible to fashion the article according to what they think will best serve the reader's understanding; to go against that that -- to make a rule saying that all X must be Y -- there needs to be a really good reason. You weren't understanding what other editors were telling you, and when that goes on for a while people begin to feel their time is being wasted, and then comments can turn harsh. It can be very disheartening to be on the receiving end of that, and and since you're a new editor I wanted to help avoid it. My advice is that you spend a year doing the everyday work that is Wikipedia's lifeblood: fixing errors, adding content, locating sources, participating in article talk-page discussions about directions to take the article. After that start looking around behind the scenes at guideline and policy pages. Good luck, and happy editing! <b style="color: red;">E</b><b style="color: blue;">Eng</b> 22:40, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
 * I'm sorry if I am not as humorous as you would like in this post. I went to the Help Desk to ask where I should post my idea and one of the suggestions was to post it in MOS, which I did. Then someone suggested moving it to the MOS for images, and I authorized that. I did not authorize the change in the title, and that made my proposal look much more extreme and finalized than it had. I don't think I did anything bold, let alone wrong. I just followed the instructions I was given at the Help Desk.
 * I was perhaps helped by your remark about 'behind the scenes'. It seems like I was sent to something like a supreme court of Wikipedia. I read that article about 'no need, no rule' as well as several that it linked to. I learned a lot, and not just about Wikipedia, but also about why a supreme court might refuse to hear a case, which had previously puzzled me.
 * I finally got Magnolia677's pun, on the tenth reading or so. A paling is also a post. Clever. I find it all the more puzzling that someone that intelligent would fail to at least find my idea interesting.
 * Another thing I learned is what it must be like to get an unnecessarily harsh rejection letter from a publisher. Arctic Gazelle (talk) 00:12, 24 February 2021 (UTC)
 * "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 02:30, 24 February 2021 (UTC)


 * Wikipedia talk:Manual of Style/Images is one of the best-illustrated threads of the year. Levivich harass/hound 20:21, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Of course it was me who closed that discussion, which is why it has my signature. The reason that I did so is that the chance of your proposal being accepted is zero, and it is a waste of time to keep discussing it, . <b style="color:#070">Cullen</b><sup style="color:#707">328  Let's discuss it  20:28, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
 * As an amateur photographer, I feel the best orientation for a picture is the one with the most favorable lighting. Generally, this means with the sun at my back and always with the sun not blazing into my lens. Of the thousands of photos I've shot, less than a dozen indicate a direction in the name or comments. -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 20:57, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Was it a completely new idea? Have you seen the idea before? Has it been discussed and rejected before? Arctic Gazelle (talk) 21:05, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Maybe seen before here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZmZzGxGpSs —David Eppstein (talk) 21:25, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Yes, that's it. -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 21:51, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
 * SMirC-chuckle.svg Love it...but it makes wonder how you knew about that cartoon, David. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 16:11, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Maybe he was one of the 38 people who read Dr. Seuss's Guide to Wikipedia. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:22, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Well, I was hoping he'd admit it without any coaxing, which would provide a bit of ego stroking for those of you who worked so hard putting that presentation together. I mean, seriously...someone the caliber of David reading Dr. Seuss because of the work you & Levivich invested...well, it speaks volumes about your talent!! You deserve a stroke or two. (don't look a gift horse in the mouth). <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 20:39, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Sorry, but the real answer is "from having had kids". —David Eppstein (talk) 06:10, 24 February 2021 (UTC)
 * While I honestly don't intend to be mean, it was, frankly, a really dumb idea, and if I were you I wouldn't harp on it any more, lest you attract unwanted attention from people looking for presumed troublemakers. Perhaps it wasn't intended to be quite as dumb as it sounded, and you meant to propose something different than what you proposed, but it is indistinguishable from trolling. It's "we should start every article with the letter Q"-level silly. We wouldn't discuss that for long just because it's a completely new idea, no one's seen it before, and it hasn't been discussed and rejected before. It is not important for 99.99999999% of readers (I'll assume good faith and say that 0.00000001% is you) to know whether Kasparov was facing N, S, E, or W. --Floquenbeam (talk) 21:52, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
 * You sure know how to greatly intimidate someone safely. I learned a lot from you. Thanks for that. I am puzzled that someone so intelligent would not find my idea interesting.
 * Maybe you are right (I could take it as a compliment) that I am the only one who would care which way Kasparov was facing during a chess match. But I would suggest that if that is true it is because others have not spent years thinking about visualization and it's role in understanding and memory.
 * Also, I wonder what percentage of people would be grateful if they were to read that Kasparov was facing due east, or whatever the direction was? Conversely, how many people lay awake at night worrying about the fact that there was no encyclopedia that anyone can edit, before Wikipedia came into existence?
 * My original title for the proposal was only that orientation of photographs should be made known somehow to the reader. That surely is not all that absurd? Arctic Gazelle (talk) 00:45, 24 February 2021 (UTC)


 * Maybe it's a feng shui thing? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:14, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
 * I'll let you know. Pass me those crampons, would you? Martinevans123 (talk) 16:31, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Pardon my ignorance, but is a crampon a tampon for when you have cramps? That's the only thing I can think of. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:37, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Quite possibly. Lighting is crucial. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:41, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
 * That sounds very uncomfortable! --Tryptofish (talk) 20:09, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Oh no! Now we've got an earworm to go with this semantic wormhole!! Martinevans123 (talk) 22:09, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Yes, but some of us are desperate to know if Deep Blue was facing Leicester. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:19, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

Well, now. Where sheep're concerned, the question is really was Harold flying into the wind. Very important at take-off. -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 22:45, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
 * How did we go from crampons to Monty and even further backward to Orville & Wilbur? They aren't the only ones who were high fliers considering this monumental moment in time. SMirC-stoned.svg <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 20:48, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Are you sure that they're the right brothers? In any case, I've brought the popcorn. (Just don't pig out on it!) --Tryptofish (talk) 21:09, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Did someone mention Orville?? Martinevans123 (talk) 22:05, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
 * But we've had more than enough about The Donald! To the point that it's driving me daffy! --Tryptofish (talk) 22:16, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
 * At least it's not driving you Taffy. Some of us are historically north facing. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:30, 23 February 2021 (UTC)

Could have been worse
It could have said: "He was posthumously awarded the Navy Cross and born to Joseph P. Kennedy Sr. (1888–1969) and Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy (1890–1995) as the eldest of nine children."

I just re-read that, it sounds even creepier the second time around. davidwr/ (talk)/(contribs)  21:43, 21 February 2021 (UTC)
 * For those playing along at home, the reference is to 

I had a momentary lull in my day
So what better time to make use of it than on a Friday when WP is relatively quiet? I made us a little something to add to our dramah artillery. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 18:53, 26 February 2021 (UTC)
 * <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:04, 26 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Nice, but any chance of putting a white outline around the lettering to make it more legible? —David Eppstein (talk) 19:40, 26 February 2021 (UTC)
 * I'll see what I can do. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 19:44, 26 February 2021 (UTC)
 * ✅ - refresh the page, if you have an ample amount of spare time. 😊 <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 20:06, 26 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Much better. —David Eppstein (talk) 20:29, 26 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Is Bonaire in the (hand)-Grenadines? --Tryptofish (talk) 20:36, 26 February 2021 (UTC)
 * Come to think of it, grenadine can be an ingredient in many a momentary lull. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:38, 26 February 2021 (UTC)

MOS:OVERLINK
Quick straw poll, does MOS:OVERLINK in your opinion discourage wikilinking reissue in articles? (Context here). <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  12:26, 10 March 2021 (UTC)

PS: Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents. Maybe I'm having a bad day but if I'm struggling to write the above sentence without my browser timing out, I think we at least should discuss it. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  12:34, 10 March 2021 (UTC)


 * Talk page reissue for radical repackaging reasons required? Martinevans123 (talk) 12:43, 10 March 2021 (UTC)


 * I'm happy to set up archiving on this talk to match mine, which is : threads are archived 21 days past the last comment, individual archives have a maximum size of 70K, no archiving takes place until there are more than 10 threads on the page. As I said on the other thread, it's not a question of "getting off your back" as just that I can't read this page on my phone and feel somewhat left out. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  16:39, 10 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Ritchie, you know I like you very much, but I think you are having a bad day. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:38, 10 March 2021 (UTC)

Reading through the (now closed) ANI thread I was surprised that this talk page crashes an iPhone. I thought they were supposed to be good. I'm using an old HTC One running Android 5 (circa 2014) and it loads without any issues. Same goes for my ~12-year-old laptop. <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#ABAB9D">design</b></b> 21:36, 10 March 2021 (UTC)
 * I am half expecting an admin to just jump in, archive the talk page, which would then trigger a revert and a complaint from EEng, which would then lead to EEng being blocked. That's how this usually works, right?--WaltCip- (talk)  21:54, 10 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Admin misapplies WP:BOLD, ends up banning editor. Sounds about right. <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#ABAB9D">design</b></b> 22:08, 10 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Indef Threesie now, I say. And cut out the middleman. Block 'em up, I say... it's the only wiki language these Admins understand!! COVID-19 cab driver123 (talk) 22:28, 10 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Not an admin but if the talk page archiving is really an urgent issue (and one doesn't want to just take the lazy ) and if we want to avoid a test case for the suggested desysop policy I'll volunteer my poor self: can't be much worse than waiting 6 months for... :) RandomCanadian (talk / contribs)  03:50, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
 * I keep wondering if the slow loading times aren't really a symptom that something's wrong with how the server processes the wikitext before sending it to the browser, or in how the browser scripting for wiki edit windows work, or something like that. These files really aren't that large, by modern internet standards. So why are not-that-large files so noticeably slow? It would be more helpful to track down and fix the slowdown than to keep complaining that everything's too slow and making people work around it by moving their messages to inconvenient archives. —David Eppstein (talk) 08:22, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Good point on the technical issues. But removing old discussions and moving them elsewhere also has the benefit of helping keep track of which matters are current and which ones have been resolved. RandomCanadian (talk / contribs) 14:15, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
 * It's for EEng to decide how to organize his old talk archives and which ones he thinks are worth keeping on the current page. Listing reasons why you think he should do it a certain way is, at this point, kind of pointless. —David Eppstein (talk) 17:04, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

Late to the party, again
I frequent 's talk page as well as 's talk page. I enjoy both—usually, but not always—for different reasons. Both show an amazing amount of patience and forbearance (in different ways). I have no problem with length at either tp—perhaps because I use an iPad most of the time; I'll likely never buy an iPhone again—the iPad is so much cheaper and more useful. As far as possible bandwidth issues, perhaps it would be possible to add anchor points in the talk pages and index the points on the user page. On the other hand I always carry a camera bag that easily accommodates an iPad in a slot. I find talk pages that are archived every day or two much more problematic, or worse, just blanked that often. — Neonorange (Phil) 05:02, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
 * I thought the table of contents does that. But perhaps you mean chronological points by month or year in addition which would lead to the start of a group of sections? --it might make sense for the most recent month or two--this is the first time I've heard this suggested, and I am going to try it tomorrow.  DGG ( talk ) 07:15, 11 March 2021 (UTC)
 * But my talk p. just worked fine on my iphone xr, --but that's using my 50 MB home wifi and being 10 feet from the access point. instantaneous access to the table of contents and then to each section.  DGG ( talk ) 07:15, 11 March 2021 (UTC)

A barnstar for you!

 * Well I feel it's the least I can to do make up for all the man-hours lost to the project because of editors sitting waiting for my talk page to load. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:34, 11 March 2021 (UTC)


 * "fo shizzle ma dizzle". Martinevans123 (talk) 16:05, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

A barnstar for you!

 * Yay!! Maureen O'Hara's got nothing on you, EEng. Martinevans123 (talk) 15:10, 15 March 2021 (UTC)
 * This is very disruptive, I'm very upset. The large amount of archiving resulted in a large number of changes on my watchlist. As a result, my watchlist suffered a severe outbreak of hives. --Tryptofish (talk) 16:59, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Haiku bot
First of all: holy shit the page loaded in under ten seconds! All right! :-D

But more importantly, you'll recall the ANI haikus of years past. Today, I learned that there's a bot on reddit called "haikusbot" that goes around detecting haikus in other people's comments and pointing them out. I was reading this /r/madden thread (don't judge) and someone wrote:

...and the bot posted:

What a brilliant use of technology! Wikipedia needs this. ANI needs this. Levivich harass/hound 16:11, 20 March 2021 (UTC)

Please stop

 * Preliminary note: The Curator offers this quotation (from the NYT via our colleague Crossroads) as the key to understanding the events in this thread:
 * Mr. Pegler [a trans man] specified that his beef is not with gender-neutral neopronouns. He felt like elevating objects and animals to human pronoun levels was dismissive. "I couldn’t stomach why anyone would want to identify as an object?" Mr. Pegler wrote in an Instagram direct message. "They dehumanize us as trans people," he added. "We are people! Not objects or animals. So that’s why I stated that they are out of hand, because they make us look like a bit of a joke."
 * (So far no outrage from animal rights activists condemning Mr. Pegler for his vicous and hateful speciesism.) <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 14:42, 2 July 2021 (UTC)
 * As far as I can see, that's just beefism pure and simple! Martinevans123 (talk) 14:56, 2 July 2021 (UTC)
 * This, too. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:54, 2 July 2021 (UTC)

Please stop denigrating Lonsdale and those who use neopronouns. I understand that you don't like the pronoun, nor believe it is a genuine preference, but this is becoming cruel. GorillaWarfare (talk) 01:13, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Our visitor, an otherwise very sensible and respected admin and former arb, refers to a discussion of the idea that tree is a pronoun -- links below.
 * I'm not denigrating anyone. I am trying to give a short, sharp shock to editors somehow unable to see through the fey pretension of -- s may enjoy reviewing WT:Manual_of_Style/Archive_221 and, <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:11, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * You'd think someone who so constantly is having to defend that everyone else work around their Comedic Interjections into discussions they personally find dull and demanding idiosyncratic exceptions be made for them (I had more than enough time to add a couple five dollar words here when scrolling to the bottom of your internet replication of a Hoarders episode here) would have the self awareness to not describe anyone else as having "fey pretensions," but life is, as always, a true surprise. Parabolist (talk) 06:21, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Well,, as I live and breathe! How the hell are you? I'm not against fey pretension; I'm against people refusing to recognize it for what it is and insisting articles be based on it. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 07:00, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * I understand this has become a little more stressful and strenuous, what with the Troubles below, but I'd like to set all that aside and respond honestly to you here, man. Despite going in on you a bit last night, I want you to know this comes from a place within spitting distance of the heart, and all. But whenever someone comes to me and says, in whatever fun or polite they want to, 'hey, stop being an asshole,' I've learned to just...stop being an asshole. Even when I absolutely wasn't being one. Doubling down when you should be cashing out is the way into the gutter, and all. And so, what struck me last night into saying something was seeing someone come to you in the most polite fashion, asking you to just cool your jets, and getting a full blast of unleaded kerosene in return. Putting your comment back in the way you did, with the edits you did, I find it hard to believe you didn't know you were being kind of an asshole. Which, whatever, who isn't sometimes? But come by it honestly, I think. Anyway, sorry if this hits you in a bad mood, as you might rightfully be in one. Being blocked is never fun. Just sleep on it. Parabolist (talk) 07:48, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Actually, I missed this until now. I appreciate that you took the time. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 04:09, 3 July 2021 (UTC)

This, and my attempts to deescalate at Talk:Keiynan Lonsdale, were my attempts to avoid ANI. But since you have insisted: There is currently a discussion at Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents regarding an issue with which you may have been involved. The thread is EEng ridiculing a BLP who uses neopronouns. Thank you. GorillaWarfare (talk) 14:21, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Do you have any reliable sources indicating that the BLP has used neopronouns outside of that one statement in 2018? (The one where he said, "At the end of the day, everyone’s a tree. I want to call my friends 'tree' and me 'tree' and everyone 'tree.'") If not, you may be on the wrong side of BLP yourself in stating that the BLP "uses neopronous" (present tense) as you did in that AN/I header. ~Awilley (talk) 22:08, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * The 2018 source is the most recent I'm aware of where Lonsdale has discussed pronouns. I can add "may" to the header if you're concerned. GorillaWarfare (talk) 22:13, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * That seems prudent. I had thought of doing something like that myself, but didn't want to cause drama. I was thinking of the bad press Wikipedia could get if we were the ones falsely stating that someone uses alternate pronouns when they don't. (And looking at some of the sources people are bringing at AN/I that seems likely.) ~Awilley (talk) 22:47, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Which appears to be exactly what EEng meant by "Scenario 4". sigh... <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#AA9">design</b></b> 23:50, 25 March 2021 (UTC)

Blocked
I have blocked you for a week in relation to this ANI thread. While the point you are making may have some validity, making it by insulting and denigrating the subject of a BLP is not acceptable. You have been around long enough to know this. Restoring such comments after they were removed by an admin as BLP violations, and after you were (very politely, I might add) asked to stop is doubly unacceptable and that in particular is the reason for this block. The duration takes into account your familiarity with the relevant polices and your previous block log. You may of course appeal this action by using the unblock template or by asking for your comments to be copied over to ANI. Regards, <b style="color: teal; font-family: Tahoma">HJ Mitchell</b> &#124; <span style="color: navy; font-family: Times New Roman" title="(Talk page)">Penny for your thoughts? 14:40, 25 March 2021 (UTC)

Also, for the record:

And in case it was needed, I remind you that BLP applies regardless of the namespace. <b style="color: teal; font-family: Tahoma">HJ Mitchell</b> &#124; <span style="color: navy; font-family: Times New Roman" title="(Talk page)">Penny for your thoughts? 14:46, 25 March 2021 (UTC)

While we're here, might as well also add: GorillaWarfare (talk) 14:49, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * You know, the bit about It does not imply that there are any issues with your contributions to date is kind of hard to take at face value when delivered immediately following a block. SubjectiveNotability <sub style="margin-left:-12ex"> a GN franchise (talk to the boss) 14:56, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * I've seen silly blocks, but taking the piss out of a bloke who wants to be called "tree" seems spot on. Well done, I lolled a lot. -Roxy the grumpy dog . wooF 15:18, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Good heavens. Some of my best friends are trees. Martinevans123 (talk) 15:39, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * I am a tree. video. -Roxy the sycamore . wooF 15:48, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * This is conifer erasure!  Eve rgr een Fir  (talk) 16:22, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * No, Roxy! No!. This is just getting worse. Taking the piss out of other editors was more than bad enough. Taking it out of a BLP subject is just too muc. And there is no way to accept or condone it. -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 15:22, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * But yes. Taking the piss out of somebody that wants to be called tree is fine. Good grief. He's a bloke. -Roxy the sycamore . wooF 15:27, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Whatever one may think about such a person, we all are still required to adhere to BLP policy. Paul August &#9742; 15:42, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * No,, taking the piss out of the real, living subject of a Wikipedia article, on the talk page of the article, is not fine. It's not what Wikipedia is about and it risks bringing Wikipedia into disrepute. Feel free to take the piss out of ideas, in general terms, so far as is within the project scope, or out of whatever you like on some other corner of the Internet. <b style="color: teal; font-family: Tahoma">HJ Mitchell</b> &#124; <span style="color: navy; font-family: Times New Roman" title="(Talk page)">Penny for your thoughts? 15:45, 25 March 2021 (UTC)

Except taking the piss out of the real, living subject of a Wikipedia article, on the talk page of the article is not what I was doing, and your comment shows you didn't actually read the discussion on the article's talk page and the earlier ones linked from it. What I was doing was taking the piss out of the people who actually believe Lonsdale wants to be called tree, when (as is perfectly obvious) he has no such desire; I point out for the millionth time that Lonsdale's own PR firm continues to refer to him as he. has it spot on:
 * treating a request for everyone to use the pronoun "tree" the same as we treat a request to use xe/xem/xyr or similar makes it easier for people to think the mocking attitude of the essay was reasonable. Thinking that using "tree" as a pronoun is dumb is not in the same category as the attitude expressed in the essay. I read the subject's "tree" quote as a kind of philosophical "imagine there's no heaven" kind of statement, not as a genuine request that this pronoun be used. It's fine if people want to interpret it as an actual request, and reword the article to avoid pronouns altogether, as long as we don't actually use "tree" in the article. But I don't think criticizing that is nearly in the same ballpark. IMHO, there was no need for EEng continuing to beat that objection to death, and there was no need for GW to keep it alive, so to speak, by over-reacting to it, and there was no need for a block.

There's definitely a place (though not on WP) for discussion about whether there's liberation value in a thoughtful campaign to get people to understand and use xe/xem/xyr – very much like the movement to bring Ms. into common use 50 years ago. Such a consciousness-raising campaign around a considered addition to the language is completely different from random individuals picking random words to be their "pronouns". If people want to do that, that's not my business. If other people want to invest their mental energy in referring to their friends by tree or bunny pronouns, that's also not my business. But when people show up at Wikipedia insisting that articles refer to people that way, that is my business, and I'm going to say something about it.I wasn't denigrating Lonsdale for any choice of pronouns, because it's patently obvious that he made no such choice; my disdain is for those who keep insisting that we actually refer to Lonsdale as tree in his article when (as linked at the start of this post) Lonsdale himself doesn't do that. But we have editors so focused on falling all over themselves in the RIGHTGREATWRONGS department that they can't see the forest for the, um, trees.

<b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:04, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * , Sorry, not today. You don't get to use terms like "lunacy" on a BLP talk page, then restore it after you were asked not to (the problem with it having been pointed out), then pretend you weren't talking about the LP. Had you not restored it after GW removed it, I would have just chalked it up to silliness but you tipped it over into malice, or at least making a point at the subject's expense. <b style="color: teal; font-family: Tahoma">HJ Mitchell</b> &#124; <span style="color: navy; font-family: Times New Roman" title="(Talk page)">Penny for your thoughts? 16:19, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * , I care little about being blocked, as most people know, since it's one of the hazards of the job. But I do care about having my words and actions misrepresented, and I'm getting pretty fucking sick and tired of your continuing to say that my, er, criticism was directed at the subject of the article. As now repeatedly requested, please read the thread at get back to me. And I guess it wasn't obvious, but yes please to copy my post above to the ANI thread. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:53, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * I've copied it. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:26, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * , I'm going to play devil's advocate here a little bit, and draw your attention to User:Ritchie333/Userbox Boris, where I call a living person a "complete nincompoop". What's the difference? If BoJo complained on Talk:Boris Johnson about the criticism in his article, would we have to carefully respect his views, or tell him to take a hike and read WP:COI? <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  16:40, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * , I'm disappointed in the comparison. Johnson is a household name and a national politician whose policies have been widely criticised, and who has got to the position he holds by playing the "court jester". While calling him a "nincompoop" on Wikipedia is not entirely appropriate, nobody is likely to be offended by it. It's a lot milder than how I might describe him in the pub when those finally reopen. Describing the way somebody refers to themselves as "lunacy" on a BLP talk page is clearly inappropriate and liable to cause unnecessary offence. EEng knows this. Restoring it after this is pointed out to them is doubly inappropriate. EEng knows this as well. The block is lenient with all things considered, and for just about any other editor would the inevitable consequence of restoring a BLP violation after being asked to stop. He's lucky I didn't spend more than a couple of minutes looking for evidence of "awareness" or this would be a discretionary sanction, probably accompanied by a topic ban. <b style="color: teal; font-family: Tahoma">HJ Mitchell</b> &#124; <span style="color: navy; font-family: Times New Roman" title="(Talk page)">Penny for your thoughts? 16:59, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * I think the heart of the issue here is not so much that the comment was restored on Talk:Keiynan Lonsdale, as to how it was done, with inflammatory comments faux struck-out and replaced, as opposed to just rewriting the comment to be less disruptive. To me, that reads in the same manner as a child being asked to apologise and doing so in a sarcastic manner eg: "You called her stupid. Apologise." / "I'm sorry you're so stupid". That's just asking for trouble and I can't really criticise the block here if it was done for that reason. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  18:00, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Since one important issue here seems to be whether EEng's criticism was directed at the subject of the article, and so possibly a BLP violation, something EEng specifically denies above, are there diffs that, in your view, show that he did? Thanks, Paul August &#9742; 20:26, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
 * There being no respionse by HJM, nor by GW (who is obviously following here), I'd like some kind person to post the following just below the ANI post by HJM seen in this link:

*:I realize you're dancing as fast as you can, but that's nothing but handwaving until you answer the challenge -- issued to you twice now, and twice ignored by you even as you were posting the above exercise in alternative reality -- to provide actual, specific diffs for my alleged BLP violation. Or maybe can help you out with that? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:11, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
 * <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:11, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
 * ✅ <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#AA9">design</b></b> 01:21, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
 * There's no space in my username so if you ping me with that I don't get it, just as a heads up. I do have your page temporarily watchlisted, but was away from my computer this evening. I see someone else has already gotten to posting it. If you are asking me to provide the specific BLP violations, I linked them in the first ANI post. 04:35, 23 March 2021 and 00:57, 25 March 2021 are the two I would consider the actual violations, most of the other stuff was just rude. GorillaWarfare (talk) 02:45, 26 March 2021 (UTC)

Wikipedia Editor Temporarily Banned for Criticizing Use of 'Tree' as Pronoun
From our second-favorite unreliable source:

Wikipedia Editor Temporarily Banned for Criticizing Use of 'Tree' as Pronoun --Breitbart

(URL: www.breitbart.com/tech/2021/03/26/wikipedia-editor-temporarily-banned-for-criticizing-use-of-tree-as-pronoun/ )

Also featured on today's Drudge Report and on Reddit.

Related: 'Love, Simon' Actor Keiynan Lonsdale Talks About Preferred Pronouns: 'I Just Want to Go by Tree' --Billboard

--Guy Macon (talk) 22:29, 26 March 2021 (UTC)


 * Eatcha heart out, Barbara!! Martinevans123 (talk) 22:37, 26 March 2021 (UTC)
 * You gotta love it! EEng is now a hero to the QAnon crowd! And the image at right is part of the War on Christmas! --Tryptofish (talk) 00:00, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Holy unintended consequences, Batman!I can hardly bring my fingers to type these words, but... by the standards of typical in-the-moment coverage of this kind of thing, the Breitbart piece is actually a pretty good summary. And they did note that I think Trump's a sociopathic-narcissist-racist criminal moron, so I don't feel entirely misrepresented. The one significant fact which I suspect they'd have included, had they known it, is that I'm gay too; I feel it's a bit unfair that I get implicitly cast as the big bad straight-by-default guy vs. queer-speaking-truth-to-power Gorilla Warfare. (Of course, I'm a white male cisgendered gay, so that imposes a 50% discount on my victimhood credit, presumed wokeness, and authority to lecture from the moral high ground.) And I want to correct a definite error – the assertion that I did express support for using other pronouns, including "xe/xem/xyr" pronouns. No, what I said is there's a place ... for discussion about whether there's liberation value in a thoughtful campaign to get people to understand and use xe/xem/xyr (underlining added).<b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:04, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
 * I'm still undecided whether you're actually a straight, homophobic, right-wing asshole masquerading as a gay, left-wing intellectual for reasons unknown. <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#AA9">design</b></b> 01:18, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Surely it should be obvious that it's the other way around. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:48, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
 * That's what's confusing me. <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#AA9">design</b></b> 02:25, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
 * What a very good summary. T. D. Adler gets in a lot of details, all the right order. It must be very boring for most Breitbart readers? But really... that caption for Melania saying "C'mon Donald, light my fire!" Is that the "worst" insult he could find on your page? Martinevans123 (talk) 12:23, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
 * p.s. seems we all now have to call you "Mr Capone". Martinevans123 (talk) 12:30, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
 * EEng, I have a bunch of things to say. First, for purposes of this talk page section only, my preferred pronoun is "lawnmower". Second, I am never going to let you live this down. If you'd like, I'll see if I can set up a date for you with Lindsay Graham. I think the two of you would make a cute couple. (Anyone who thinks I just violated BLP can kiss my lawnmower.)
 * And now that I've had my requisite fun, I want to say something serious. In my opinion, my dear friend did the wrong thing, although it's clearly a matter of opinion in which fish, lizards, and lawnmowers can have legitimate differences of opinion. As I said at ANI, I believe that you ridiculed other editors, and that you were wrong to have done so. I'm aware that you went to some high falutin' university like Yale or something, which makes you smarter than the average person hit by lightening. In my experience, you are very frequently correct in your evaluations of editorial judgements here. But the fact that you are right and someone else is wrong does not entitle you to show off what a smarty-pants you are by making fun of them. It's really ugly. I mean it. Stop doing it. Bish wasn't wrong in terms of enacting consensus, but she was wrong in making it psychologically easier for you to figure that you were vindicated. She did you, personally, no favor. And you really, really need to get the message that you have every right to explain why you are correct about something, but no right to ridicule other editors who are wrong. --Tryptofish (talk) 17:35, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
 * "I heard you went to Yale."
 * "Yah. I Yust got out."
 * Please use as my personal pronoun any 11-digit prime number. Any other term -- and this specifically includes rewriting your sentences so that they contain no personal pronouns at all -- will be dealt with according to the customs of our tribe. --Guy Macon (talk) 20:21, 27 March 2021 (UTC)


 * And I thought T. D. Adler's summary was good. But the Yale joke is the funniest I've seen all year. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:33, 27 March 2021 (UTC) Official Govt. Warning: Note: the value of bitcoin pronouns may go down as well as up.
 * And Guy Macon's link is required viewing for everyone watching here. (Did you see me in it?) --Tryptofish (talk) 22:20, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
 * I tried to look away. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:29, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Come to think of it, that was the ultimate illustration of WP:TROUTing! --Tryptofish (talk) 22:38, 27 March 2021 (UTC)

Unblocked
You have been unblocked. Bishonen &#124; tålk 03:33, 27 March 2021 (UTC).


 * In the wise words of Contrapoints (as Justine),


 * "Hasn't it occurred to you that being shamed and berated for being a 'trender' during your exploration year might not have been the most helpful thing?...The stigma you perpetuate against gender confusion and experimentation keeps trans people in the closet and delays transition. It alienates 'baby trans' from the community that should be welcoming them instead of publicly humiliating them."


 * Kolya Butternut (talk) 03:53, 27 March 2021 (UTC)

EEng&mdash;for the avoidance of doubt&mdash;you should know that, although I don't think you violated BLP policy, and I argued strongly for a reduction of your block, or unblock, I hardly think you are blameless in all this. You have such talent, I really wish you would use your superpowers only for good. Paul August &#9742; 12:45, 27 March 2021 (UTC) P.S. Perhaps I'm partly to blame also, since I seem to have fallen down on my chosen task of being your Socratic gadfly, I will hope to be a better scold in the future.

Your current travails at ANI

 * "Current" travails:  – <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b>
 * That video made me notice the resemblance between Buster Keaton and Justin Long. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:43, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Yeah sure, whatevs... Martinevans123 (talk) 21:49, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * No, those jackets, in the image to the right, are definitely not straight. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:53, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Depends on your definition of "straight". Martinevans123 (talk) 22:02, 28 March 2021 (UTC)

For some reason this thread reminded me of a novel that I read a few years ago written by John Kennedy Toole, and the provenace of its title. Phil Bridger (talk) 19:35, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
 * , surely you don't think I picked that phrase by accident? From the lead of the relevant article: Its central character, Ignatius J. Reilly, is an educated but slothful 30-year-old man living with his mother ... eccentric, idealistic, and creative, sometimes to the point of delusion. (Note, however, that I do not live with my mother. Nor am I 30 years old. Nor is my name Ignatius J. Reilly, though if I could do it all over again that'd be a great Wikipeda handle.) <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 03:52, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * A Tree Grows in Brooklyn? Randy Kryn (talk) 19:40, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
 * . --Tryptofish (talk) 19:48, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
 * What? You expect him to opine? Nah - he's more likely to bark. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 18:06, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * We didn't necessarily expect him to opine, but o-maple, o-birch, o-spruce, maybe something like that. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:10, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Well, I can see him sprucing up. Maple he will consider it, or more likely he'll birch about it. From little nuts big oaks grow...or something like that...so there's hope, even for coneheads like me. We're at the age when we can no longer bear fruit, but some of us still have dates. Well...fig it, I'll just make like a tree and leave. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 18:22, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * I'll admit that I o-overdid the o-orchard. O-O-O-O-Oleander! --Tryptofish (talk) 20:28, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Hot dog, anyone? 🌭 <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#AA9">design</b></b> 20:31, 27 March 2021 (UTC)


 * I keep hearing about this "EEng Brigand". Where do I apply? I have a lot of experience as a minion and as a henchman and want to move up. --Guy Macon (talk) 03:23, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * In all seriousness, GM, what I love about your post is that you yourself had me at ANI about a year ago: WP:Administrators%27 noticeboard/IncidentArchive1044. So you see, with repeated exposure everyone comes around to the dark side eventually; it's just a matter of time.
 * And as it happens, that very thread was directly on point to the central issue in the most recent dustup; s are encouraged to take a look. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 04:12, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * So much for putting the past behind us and trying to be friendly. I won't make that mistake again. Unwatching this page. --Guy Macon (talk) 13:33, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * No, no, Guy, you misunderstand – really and truly! What I was saying is that I'm glad we're still friends despite a past misunderstanding (i.e. you've "come around to the dark side" – you know, because some people think I'm Darth Vader or Emperor Palpatine) and bear you no ill will. Please tell me I've cleared that up and you'll un-unwatch; I can't bear to think there will be no more of this kind of thing. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 13:50, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * (Back because of notice on my talk page.) OK, it looks like I completely misread the intent of the above. And for the record, I misjudged the consensus on civility. Turns out that "but what you just said is idiotic" is perfectly OK, but not "you are an idiot". (I am still unsure whether I can write "OK, let's assume for the sake of argument that you are an idiot.") Rewatching page, unstriking comments, going back to trying to be friendly. Let's forget this ever happened. [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpAvcGcEc0k ]. --Guy Macon (talk) 14:33, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * I actually think it's a good idea to not forget, since it's a useful reminder that misunderstandings happen. Let me do you the compliment of saying that in my estimation your "trying" to be friendly has always been successful. I meant it when I said I don't begrudge you the trip to ANI; many who have dragged me there have, once the community recalibrated their naughty detector for them, become active and valued participants on this very page (another example of what the "dark side" comment referred to).The idiotic–idiot distinction really is important. When someone says "You're acting like an idiot", the speaker is taking extra care to show that, despite your moment of temporary idiocy, he doesn't think you are an idiot – if he wanted to say that he could do so with less trouble: "You're an idiot". As I said in the discussion I linked above:
 * Everybody plays the fool sometimes, there's no exception to the rule. I personally appreciate having my own follies pointed out, because it is only in that way that wisdom can be attained (not that I'm anywhere near that point yet).
 * <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:27, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Guy, for me personally, the fish-throwing link you posted was a genuine delight, and I thank you for it very much. --Tryptofish (talk) 16:55, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * I feel sorry for Xena. That would make a great wikiname. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:52, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * I'm looking forward to a remake with Gal Gadot. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:57, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * This potentially irrevocable misunderstanding (say if Guy had instead simply said, sotto voce, "fuck you", and walked away never to return), to me, points out the dangers of trying to be too witty/clever/subtle/nuanced, a mistake, in my view, that witty, clever, subtle, and nuanced people like EEng often make. I generally prefer to be boringly direct, at the expense of humor (as a famous philosopher once said there's a fine line between clever and stupid), or when subtlety or nuance is required (say in arguments over personal pronouns), to be painfully detailed. Paul August &#9742; 16:20, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Witty? Yes. Clever? Probably. Subtle and nuanced? You have got to be kidding me. { --Tryptofish (talk) 16:45, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Yes EEng's humor is often not particularly subtle or nuanced. But&mdash;in serious discussion&mdash;he is often quite so, because subtlety and nuance are needed when discussing things that are subtle and nuanced (and all things are to a mind that thinks deeply). Paul August &#9742; 17:03, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Let me explain what I was thinking/feeling because human interaction is an interesting topic. First off, I am a high-functioning autistic (what they called Asperger's syndrome before the latest rejiggering of the categories). I have the typical attributes of that condition; high IQ, ability to concentrate on a problem, inability to detect emotional nuances or sarcasm, a love of wordplay, and a tendency to be overly-literal. Like many people with Asperger's I am usually able to successfully mimic someone without the condition, but it requires a conscious effort instead of coming naturally.
 * I am also having a lot of trouble with alt-med practitioners, mostly because of WP:YWAB. Unrelated, but it has been stressing me a bit.
 * I felt that EEng was criticizing me over past events, when -- as became clear later -- that was not the intent. And yes, I seriously considered leaving silently, unwatching the page and muting notifications. Posting a goodbye message often results in abuse. I would have left silently if not for the other editors who I have been engaging with friendly bantering with on this page. --Guy Macon (talk) 17:21, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * I hope that you take this as a compliment, because that is how I intend it. I would never have guessed that, because I've always been impressed with your sense of humor and use of emotional nuance. --Tryptofish (talk) 17:30, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Thanks! Have a couple of fish songs: --Guy Macon (talk) 18:18, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Holy mackerel!! The effects in that 1st video were amazing! Definitely worth a one pound fish!! <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 18:32, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Thanks for all the fish! I agree with Atsme about the CFX in the first video. (But they had freshwater and saltwater fish in the same tank. Tsk, tsk.) --Tryptofish (talk) 20:22, 28 March 2021 (UTC) I just realized: that would mean tanks for all the fish! --Tryptofish (talk) 20:31, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Two goldfish were relaxing in in a tank. One goldfish turned to the other and asked "do you know how to drive this thing?"
 * Thank you folks. You have been a great audience. I will be here all week. Tell your friends. --Guy Macon (talk) 00:41, 29 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Those would be soldier fish, or maybe fusiliers. --Tryptofish (talk) 17:14, 29 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Thank you so much Guy, for that short but punchy essay on "Wikipedia disciplinary procedure and how it works for me". Martinevans123 (talk) 13:18, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

"Why the long face?"

"Why the long noes?"

Frog says: "Brooklyn ... They're all over the place."

"Ahm lookin' for the man that SHOT MY PAW!"

"A pint of beer and a mop, please."

[Think about it.And if you still don't get it, click the link.]

<b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:08, 29 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Sometimes the bar runs into you. —David Eppstein (talk) 01:11, 29 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Didn't Nietzsche say something about that? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:14, 29 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Nah. he was more concerned with other sharp objects. Martinevans123 (talk) 11:36, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

"For you, no charge."

Argento Surfer (talk) 16:48, 29 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Bar jokes always remind me of Bernard Right-On. Considering the recent brouhaha it seems doubly appropriate somehow. I'd transcribe the joke in question here, but out of context it would undoubtedly cause some people fits of hand wringing/pearl clutching. For those who are intrigued, it's the opening joke to this performance. <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#AA9">design</b></b> 17:22, 29 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Thank you so much for that link. Sheer brilliance. Long before Cold Feet and "Jazz Club". "Errrmm... not necessarily the kitchen....a foundry, or an engineering plant... something like that." Martinevans123 (talk) 18:33, 29 March 2021 (UTC)
 * That would be a brilliant caption for the (soon to be replaced) main image at Woman! Yeah, John's legendary. And coincidentally the spitting image of my friend, also called John and with a very similar and brilliant sense of humour, who died in 2018. <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#AA9">design</b></b> 20:16, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

How about this non-bar joke:

"Pretty hard" <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#AA9">design</b></b> 20:50, 3 April 2021 (UTC)
 * Pardon me, but even on my talk page there are limits. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:26, 4 April 2021 (UTC)

It seems that "clever" has become a dirty word on Wikipedia. I haven't seen the word so denigrated since bullies used to use it against people when I was at school half a century ago. I would remind those who think that they are being fashionable by supporting anti-intellectual populism that that attitude is so 2019. Phil Bridger (talk) 19:58, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
 * Arrgghhh. Don't get me started. EEng is just too clever for his own good (especially in a place like this). It's a shame he's so witty, or most folk like me could just ignore him. But I'm not sure I'll ever see the day when he's "bullied". ClevorTrever123 (talk) 21:26, 28 March 2021 (UTC)



Followup: A Quaker conversion?


It suddenly occurs to me that maybe this whole tree thing was a transcription error: he wasn't saying tree, he was saying thee! He's become a Quaker! That explains everything! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 10:47, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
 * It was both. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:58, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Good one. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:44, 9 July 2021 (UTC)

And now for something completely different...
--Guy Macon (talk) 03:04, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
 * The Expert
 * The Expert: Wrong Angle
 * The Expert: Progress Meeting
 * Any finally, this is what a real expert sounds like.
 * "One day" last year in my old advisor's course on "Classic Papers in Computer Science", I took a few minutes to tell the class about how Konrad Zuse had invented an early retroencabulator but couldn't get funding to develop it before the war ended, sold the patents to Rockwell, competition from bubble memory eventually forced it off the market, etc etc and so on an so forth. Then I played the video (the last one on GM's list above). I had the pleasure of watching all the faces on Zoom as realization dawned. April Fools! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 03:29, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
 * Funnily enough, 2 new versions of the retroencambulator sketch have showed up in my recommendations over the past week. I saw the original a few years ago and was amazed that no one fluffed their lines - not that you'd be able to tell without comparing! So the first thing I thought about when I read your post above was prefamulated amulite. (For the sake of completeness, here's the other version.) <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#AA9">design</b></b> 03:34, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
 * I find most of the me-too versions not so good, but I like this one because Ms. Explainer comes across as genuine even if Mr. Introducer is somewhat wooden (although there's a certain charm there too). There's another one that's appeared recently -- quite extended with a lot of new material and a skilled pitchman -- but I can't find it now. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 04:36, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
 * Here is one without the annoying American accents. (...says the Guy who lives where the TMZ crosses the Orange Curtain...) "Fog to cloud, cloud to cloud, and cloud to cirrus cumulonimbus stratus cloud communications are available as standard!" --Guy Macon (talk) 05:26, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
 * That's it! That's the one! Oh, Guy, you idiot savants on the spectrum are so handy to have around! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:03, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
 * If anyone doesn't quite understand any of those videos, I'd be more than happy to explain them. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:33, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
 * , please stop egging EEng on. SubjectiveNotability <sub style="margin-left:-12ex"> a GN franchise (talk to the boss) 15:47, 5 April 2021 (UTC)

Extended user
Hi EEng, would you be able to tell what exactly the "extended" refers to in "extended confirmed"? Much appreciated. Regards, Rui &#39;&#39;Gabriel&#39;&#39; Correia (talk) 00:35, 8 April 2021 (UTC)
 * It means an editor has been registered 30 days and has at least 500 edits. Very occasionally, an article in a highly contentious topic area will be protected in such a way that only "extended confirmed" editors can edit it. See WP:Protection_policy. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:45, 8 April 2021 (UTC)
 * Hi EEng. My apologies for the run-around; I should have been more clear. I know what it is and what it means; I am trying to understand the part about "extended". Someone is proposing creating a similar user group on the pt-wiki, and I suspect that the translation is completely wrong. In the meantime (after posting my questio to you), after reading many pages on the subject, I found this piece, which seems to shed some light - "Extending it even further like Pocketthis says ("You could make it 90/1000, and I'd be fine with it")", here. So if I am reading it right, the "extension"/ "extended" refers to the extended criteria (longer [extended] period/ more [extended number of] edits) to be met to be allowed to edit. Rui &#39;&#39;Gabriel&#39;&#39; Correia (talk) 00:59, 8 April 2021 (UTC)
 * You're on the right track. In the sense used here, extended means "beyond/more than the basic criteria needed for confirmation" (the basic criteria being 4 days and 10 edits). My Brazilian boyfriend doesn't have the patience to teach me Pt but my guess is something along the lines of estendida/estendido or aumentada/aumentado or amplificar might work. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:30, 8 April 2021 (UTC)
 * Maravilha. Thanks for confirming. PS: We have something in common — Brazilian partners (I am Angolan). As for learning the language, my son started now on Duolingo, as a lockdown project, and he is very happy with it. He is actually doing sterlingly. Cumprimentos, Rui &#39;&#39;Gabriel&#39;&#39; Correia (talk) 01:39, 8 April 2021 (UTC)
 * So now you know why my fellow editors sense that I teeter on the brink of madness. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 02:14, 8 April 2021 (UTC)
 * Don't worry about that. None of us think that you are on the brink. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:27, 8 April 2021 (UTC)
 * You mean "none of us think s that you are on the brink". And you pretend you went to Harvard! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 11:00, 9 April 2021 (UTC)


 * You know, I hesitated for a long time before saving the edit, for that reason! But I did go there, and I also graduated. The way I see it, "one thinks" is unquestionably correct, but it would also be common practice to say "none of them are here", and thus, "none think". On the other hand, one would say "no one thinks" and "none" is a contraction of "no one". This is one of those situations where the language is, well, degrading. So you are correct, but I'm more stylish. But in any case, we all think that you are well over the brink.
 * Which brings me to another bit of impertinence, or at least to wax poetic. You keep claiming that you have a Brazilian. But I'm skeptical. You do not strike me as the type who would go in for body waxing. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:26, 9 April 2021 (UTC)
 * Not that I'm above recycling a joke myself, but you've made that crack before (search Brazilian on this page). <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:59, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
 * Crumbs! You two. Like a crack comedy double act! Titter. Martinevans123 (talk) 11:42, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
 * . Sorry! I'm really slipping. Should I plead mental incompetence because I got my second Covid vaccine shot yesterday and am undoubtedly out of it, or should I plead mental incompetence because I'm just mentally incompetent? --Tryptofish (talk) 19:48, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
 * Only your 2nd? Sounds like you're pleading for your 5th. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:15, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
 * That's it! Thanks! Bartender, give me a fifth of whatever Martin's drinking. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:19, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
 * **hic**.... Martinevans123 (talk) 20:39, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
 * I am not a hick! --Tryptofish (talk) 20:44, 10 April 2021 (UTC)


 * Q. How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A: A Brazillon. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:30, 9 April 2021 (UTC)
 * Now, that was a close shave! --Tryptofish (talk) 21:32, 9 April 2021 (UTC)
 * Like the Burma boards (?) they just get closer... :
 * Q: Why did the Brazilian sign up for Tinder? A: For a Juan night stand. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:47, 9 April 2021 (UTC)


 * YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:48, 11 April 2021 (UTC)
 * Well, I'm glad to see that I'm not the only irritable senior citizen here. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:37, 11 April 2021 (UTC)

Precious anniversary
on Earth Day --Gerda Arendt (talk) 08:13, 22 April 2021 (UTC)
 * I'll go out and burn some fossil fuels to celebrate. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:42, 22 April 2021 (UTC)
 * I went out and counted flowering plants, 32, one I had not seen in my whole life, German Pestwurz, English Petasites hybridus. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 18:58, 22 April 2021 (UTC)
 * Or why not go out and destroy some random solar panels?? Martinevans123 (talk) 19:22, 22 April 2021 (UTC)

Santos Dumont
Hello! I just saw your last message on the Santos Dumont article discussion and I'd like to bring the discussion her, if I may:

I took a long time working in the Portuguese article (that currently is featured thanks to my and more editors efforts) and articles like João Goulart (this one was hard, since it needed expansion in both languages and I had to cheat my way with Deepl). On the HBO work, did you found time to watch? It seems really close with his history (considering all the time contracting due the small number of episodes) but of course, I can't suggest it as a source. But is really well made, some moments are directly brought from his books and all the crew had to master French, English and Spanish. I just waved a little of the Portuguese version from this source in the original article and tomorrow I will start with this bilingual work.

I don't know how to deal with the English article thanks to the "heavier than air" subject: personally I like the interpretation that the airplane had "several fathers" or paraphrasing a talk that Dumont had with Edison: "this science have so many contributors that how I could invent and patent anything for real?" --in "O que eu vi..." (1918) Dumont even highlighted that the new generation should learn about the researchers that came before his generation and died while pursuing the dream of flight. I understand that the US aviation industry took some time to take off due some legal issues, while the "open source" Demoiselle made the European industries advanced quite fast.

But anyway, Santos Dumont, together with Ayrton Senna, is such an object of national proundness here in Brazil (even if just a few bothers to learn about their history) that the article could turn into a "editions war" quite fast ---and today we really need something to be proud of...

Seems that two of the works in your collection is up on Internet Archive, what is great to references: Wings of Madness and Man Flies.

Thanks, Erick Soares3 (talk) 01:29, 27 April 2021 (UTC)
 * This is probably the third or fourth time I've had to apologize for having made no progress at all on this, though I continue to be determined to make the English Wikipedia article as good as can be. He's a wonderful figure and deserves to be fully recognized. It's going to be a huge project, though, and I'll need to devote six months to it, which right now I just don't have. Clearly there are conflicts among the sources, and many (including most of the newest ones) are in Portuguese, which I neither speak nor read. Maybe I'm crazy to think I can take this on. But perhaps together we can ... when I find the time.
 * I haven't looked at the HBO special, because I assumed it's in Portuguese only. Is it in available in English as well, or with English subtitles? It's looks like an excellent production.
 * I am very impressed with the pt.wiki article – so much new material, so many excellent photos! But I'm confused. One of the photo captions refers to two men as "great-grandchildren of Santos Dumont". Did he have children??? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 07:30, 27 April 2021 (UTC)
 * Is okay! I completely agree that he deserves to be more recognized and the Portuguese language sources are an interesting case because many biographies are criticized for its lack of historical care. The first work to be acknowledged as complete is "Wings of Madness", but it also raised controversy on the representation of Santos-Dumont sexuality --it isn't a consensus among the researchers. On the links above, this one is mere 24 pages and the English side of this one is about 18. Other thing to do, maybe, would try to find English articles (like this) and newspapers from the time, since Santos was a pretty public figure in Europe.
 * The HBO production was filmed in Portuguese (scenes in Brazil), French (scenes in Paris), some dialogues in Spanish, European Portuguese and in English (scenes set in England and US), but is seems that they completely dubbed the series in English, what is quite sad, since the actors worked so hard to master these languages.
 * Well, thanks! I think you mistranslated: the term is "sobrinho-bisneto", something like as "newphew-grandcrildren", the grandchildren from his brothers and/or sisters.
 * Do you know any English language publisher and/or translator who might be interested on Santos public domain work? It seems that only My Airships received an English edition, while "O Que Eu Vi, O que Nós Veremos" never got any translations. Thanks, Erick Soares3 (talk) 14:07, 27 April 2021 (UTC)
 * "sobrinho-bisneto", something like as "newphew-grandcrildren" – My fault for using Google Translate. In English these are called collateral descendents. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 02:17, 28 April 2021 (UTC)
 * I translated the legend in the image with this term. Is possible to watch the series there? 6, 50 minutes episodes. On the Wikipedia article, I think that it would need to be redone from start (is easier to retranslate than just reference what is in the article). I might attempt to bring this to any Aviation community on the Portuguese Wikipedia on this subject, because the language barrier is a problem --but your collection might also have something of interest to the Portuguese article. Erick Soares3 (talk) 02:42, 28 April 2021 (UTC)
 * The guy on the left is definitely related to S-D: Sobrinhossantosdumont.jpg. I guess those droopy eyes run in the family. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:10, 28 April 2021 (UTC)

, well, Dumont's mother had this tired expression, while his father... Erick Soares3 (talk) 19:36, 4 May 2021 (UTC)
 * , since I recently finished the "Olympic Hero" book, I brought the subject about the English article in the WikiProject Aviation in the pt.wiki - is a good place to add your opinion and there's no problem if you write in English. Erick Soares3 (talk) 20:54, 4 May 2021 (UTC)

hi again! Few days ago I found this rare audio and video footage during an award ceremony in France (receiving the National Order of the Legion of Honour). Sadly the quality isn't great and should be quite hard to find the original film - I uploaded here, on Internet Archive and Youtube due it's historical importance (probably the only recording of his voice) and it seems to be in public domain since the 1980s. I'm working a little more in the Portuguese article (Henrique Lins de Barros wrote a lot about him and his articles are online/creative commons) and I think that the only way for the English version is to translate from PT with DeepL like what I did with the far less known Luís Gama. I don't want to turn the article in a edit warring like it was in the past, but the Portuguese version already developed so much about his life and work... Cheers, Erick Soares3 (talk) 01:00, 7 September 2021 (UTC)
 * September
 * What tremendous work you're doing! And just by coincidence, I went to the library Saturday for the first time in almost two years (because ... you know) and renewed all my Santos Dumont books. And I thought of you! Now remind me -- what was the edit war? Just send me a link to the discussion or a diff to the start of the edits, or something. I'm very very busy and won't be editing much for another month, maybe, but at some point we'll use what you've done at PT to improve the article here at EN. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 04:14, 7 September 2021 (UTC)
 * Hi, thanks!!! Since I didn't want to let the article die, I Boldly translated the entirety of the Portuguese page to English (diff). I know that the articles aren't supposed to be replicas from each other, the the PT version was so developed that I just went for it even if it was tiring and kind of hurt my fingers hahaha - everything that the English version had, the Portuguese had with more information and sources.
 * On the edit war: it probably was a thing from years ago, but is on "Dumont vs Wright Brothers" discussion - I personally think that his discussion is quite boring, because everyone only thinks about this and never learns who Dumont really was (but I believe that I managed to source everything on this matter).
 * Now, with the updates/translation, I've finished with 310 inline citations and 53 footnotes explaining/giving context. On the books books, good! I think that would be necessary to link "{{sfn|Hoffman|" ("Wings of Madness") on the English version and do the same with the English language part of Olympic hero book. By now, only the article Open Source Philosophy and the Dawn of Aviation is completely in English - and gives some contrast on the development of aeronautics in the US and Europe ("patent and monetize everything" vs "open source and "steals" anything that could be useful for your project"). I'm only worried if happens to someone revert everything, but I have the work saved offline.
 * I even brought the death certificate (it was adulterated to occult his suicide) to the Wikisource and I'm transcribing this Cc-by-3.0 article by Henrique Lins de Barros - his research is superb, but I think that only this really short book is available in English (in another article Barros gives a lot of good motives of why Dumont should be thought as an scientist - but we just don't think about him in this way even if he was brillant).
 * On a final note, Neil deGrasse Tyson even praised him in a Letter to Brazil in the Brazilian Portuguese version of Letters From an Astrophysicist. Thanks, Erick Soares3 (talk) 01:08, 13 September 2021 (UTC)
 * Some days ago I also converted the List of Santos-Dumont aircraft into a table. Could you see if in your books if there any image from the Amérique? And in there are, could digitize it and send to Commons? Could you also look for any reference to the Fatum balloon? A few Portuguese language sources says that Santos Dumont designed it as a passing note, but I couldn't find it in any more reliable source - only that he flew 3 times on it according this Cronology. The cabangu website have a lot of public domain images from SD (much supplied by his family) and I have already sent some to Commons. Erick Soares3 (talk) 03:13, 13 September 2021 (UTC)
 * Well it's just terrific what you're doing. Still, though, I'm very very busy. Here's what I have on the shelf for when I get to this:
 * Alberto Santos-Dumont / texto de Henrique Lins de Barros. Barros, Henrique Lins de.
 * Desafio de voar : brasileiros e a conquista do ar, 1709-1914 Henrique Lins de Barros.
 * Santos-Dumont, "o pai de aviação." Villares, Henrique Dumont.
 * Santos-Dumont and the conquest of the air, tr. by Luiz Victor Le Cocq d'Oliveira. Napoleão, Aluízio, 1914-
 * My airships; the story of my life. With a new introd. by Sir Peter Wykeham. Santos-Dumont, Alberto, 1873-1932
 * Man flies : the story of Alberto Santos-Dumont, master of the balloon, conqueror of the air / Nancy Winters.
 * Wings of madness : Alberto Santos-Dumont and the invention of flight / Paul Hoffman.
 * Santos-Dumont; a study in obsession. Wykeham, Peter.
 * Santos Dumont, inventor Barbosa, Francisco de Assis, 1914-
 * (I don't read Pt but my boyfriend's Brazilian.) When the time comes there may be photos in some of those, and in fact there are many, many books on S-D that I have access to which aren't listed above because they're in Pt -- but I could still look through them for images. Also, I recently ran into THE CONQUEST OF THE AIR: THE SANTOS-DUMONT AEROPLANE. Lees, Frederic. The Pall mall magazine, May 1893-Sept. 1914; London Vol. 39, Iss. 166, (Feb 1907): 130-134, which has a lot of good images. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:29, 13 September 2021 (UTC)
 * Man flies? Is that a fashion statement? (Now you can tell me to zip it.) --Tryptofish (talk) 20:04, 13 September 2021 (UTC)
 * , thanks! Well, I would love to read these books. By the sinopise, "Desafio de voar : brasileiros e a conquista do ar" is not just about Santos Dumont, but about all Brazilians who took part in the aeronautics development since Bartolomeu de Gusmão (who may be the first in recorded history to demonstrate a small scale hot air balloon model back in 1700s - at least from where the mostly authoritative sources goes (the legend says that he flew before the Montgolfier brothers, but there's no evidence to back this up)) until early 20th century. My Airships is the same in Wikisource. The article already connects with the Portuguese translation (non Public Domain, since the translator only died in the 1960s), but would be interesting to link the "Sfn" with the English version. The "Santos-Dumont; a study in obsession" was used as a source before I sent my translation, but only in a general way in moments cited by several sources - but the title is intriguing. The Nancy Winters work is in on Internet Archive.
 * If possible, could you ask for your boyfriend to read some of these books? I believe that they could also be quite useful in the Portuguese article.
 * Since THE CONQUEST OF THE AIR: THE SANTOS-DUMONT AEROPLANE. is public domain and just 4 pages, there's any way for you to digitize it and send to Wikisource? On the images: the list only needs are one for the Amérique and Nº17.
 * For now I will only foccus on the Wikisource article. I read so much to develop the article and to translate it, that my mind needs to take a little "vacation" from this subject haha
 * Finally, I hope to find a way for the Wikisource community to translate Dumont's 2th book and Barros article to English and maybe French - that would help to make these works more accessible.
 * Thanks, Erick Soares3 (talk) 14:42, 14 September 2021 (UTC)
 * The strength of our relationship (my boyfriend and mine, I mean) is division of responsibility: I haunt the library and write the Wikipedia articles, he scouts the farmer's marked and makes the moqueca. I could get him to sit still long enough to skim something for its general sense, but that's probably about it. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 15:11, 14 September 2021 (UTC)
 * Hi again! A Chilean Museum has just released an Spanish language book about Santos Dumont (free download - official source). I also started to translate Dumont's second work at Wikisource. I'm using DeepL and while it isn't totally right all the time, I thought that it would be fair to make this work available in English (it was translated into French early this year). Erick Soares3 (talk) 17:36, 28 July 2022 (UTC)
 * What you are doing (the translation, I mean) is a tremendous contribution. Someday we'll really pull that article together. Regarding the Chilean book: does it have anything really new? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:42, 28 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Thanks! I'm not replying much here because my laptop almost can't handle your talk page. On the new book: I don't know (I'm planning to read it in the following days) - I only know that it is about his relationship with Chile. In general is hard for any new book to bring anything new to the table and we still need for a historian to write a biography about him (or at least something like what Walter Isaacson does). There's still a lot to discover about him (like the history of this balloon that, it seems, no biography talks about).
 * I have returned to this topic since in the last few days marked both the 149 anniversary of his birth and 90th years since his death. I have just did some edits in the article in both languages, including a topic on his mental health (with a 2013 and a 2022 English language articles). I have also found one about the 14-Bis, but it seems quite technical. Erick Soares3 (talk) 22:05, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Would you know about any publisher who would be interested on Santos Dumont? Researcher Rodrigo Moura Visoni translated all the known Santos Dumont articles, but he doesn't have the budget to publish it (is my opinion that this would should be available in Portuguese, English and French). As an example, he created a work about Augusto Severo, but his crowdfunding is far from the mark. Erick Soares3 (talk) 12:38, 1 August 2022 (UTC)
 * Gosh, I'm really the wrong person to ask about this -- it's way too far from my area. Sorry. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:57, 1 August 2022 (UTC)
 * All right! Thanks! Erick Soares3 (talk) 16:07, 2 August 2022 (UTC)
 * Hi again! I have spend the last few days working on the original version of Santos Dumont's experiments in Monaco and you may like to see it!
 * As a side question: could you see in your books if there's any use of Dumont's articles as sources? I'm attempting to gather everything on Wikisource (he entered in the Brazilian Public Domain way back in 1993) and I found that he wrote about 16 articles in English, French and German. Is not exactly for use in his Wiki page, but to compile everything for public access (apparently there's one here, but it is impossible to search). Erick Soares3 (talk) 12:49, 6 August 2022 (UTC)
 * That's one thing I can actually do. Bug me once in a while until I get the answer back to you. Also, I see you asked me earlier about photos of the Amérique, and I never answered that. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 13:36, 6 August 2022 (UTC)
 * All right! I already found out one from the Amérique. For your collection, I just found out a 1970s biographical 4 parts series (1, 2, 3 and 4). I don't know if there's anything new for the article here (I found out that Santos actually met Jules Verne, what is neat), but it seems an interesting reading (the author was also the first to reveal, back in 1944, that Santos had committed suicide) - but I can't find this article anywhere. This website have also preserved articles predating his death (1928 onward). Erick Soares3 (talk) 19:20, 6 August 2022 (UTC)
 * Wow, those are great new discoveries. You're really "beating the bushes". <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:43, 6 August 2022 (UTC)
 * Thanks and I think that you will like this one: someone restored, colorized and upscaled some videos from SD with AI. I have also found the original article that publicized Dumont's cause of death (there's nothing beyond you can read in the bios, but I have linked it in the footnotes for historical reference). Erick Soares3 (talk) 17:06, 11 August 2022 (UTC)
 * My god, those are FANTASTIC. In general I feel colorization falsifies historic documents, but here the results are so impressive I'll overlook my usual purism. Do you think there's any chance of getting that video released under a Creative Commons license? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:06, 11 August 2022 (UTC)
 * Is really fantastic and this channel have even more restorations (including from this film). Since they had to reupload all the videos with a narration track to avoid demonetization, I don't think so. For much I would like to recover the original black & white public domain videos for Commons - once I attempt to contact Pathé (since they filmed the originals), but it seems that they don't have the videos anymore. This documentary recovered about 16 minutes of footage (including long thought lost footage) and my dream project would be a "Apollo in Real Time" style recreation for the Archdeacon prize. Erick Soares3 (talk) 10:57, 13 August 2022 (UTC)
 * Hi again! I have just made an article for the balloon Brésil and you may like to see it (I wonder if it still is the smallest crewed balloon ever build or if anyone has surpassed it...). Erick Soares3 (talk) 11:00, 14 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Hello again @EEngEEng! How are you doing?
 * I think that you will like those two new projects: Dumont's World is developing a new deep-researched book on Alberto Santos Dumont (the author has found out that the Nº9 airship is stored at the Smithsonian) and PetitDumont is a thematic shop at Santos Dumont with souvenirs, books, clothing... The Brazilian Air Force has also published a website to mark his 150th birthday (mostly in Portuguese, but there's a Spanish and English language videos) and 3 free e-books (I'm planning to read E o Brasil falava de Santos-Dumont..., a compilation of newspaper articles from the early 20th century, to see if it has anything new for his bio). Erick Soares3 (talk) 11:37, 26 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Great photos! I appreciate your keeping me informed, and someday we'll partner up to expand and improve the treatment of SD on Wikipedia. I just don't know when that will be. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 14:56, 26 July 2023 (UTC)
 * You're welcome! Erick Soares3 (talk) 15:23, 27 July 2023 (UTC)

Huh
A trademark is a part of intellectual property, but it is not copyright. You can indicate trademark using Trademark if you want. But it being trademarked does not make it non-free from our point of view, otherwise we would consider images like our own logo (and derivatives thereof) as non-free. <span style="background:-webkit-radial-gradient(red,blue);-webkit-background-clip:text;-webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">Dylsss(talk contribs) 18:08, 1 May 2021 (UTC) See also c:Commons:Non-copyright_restrictions and Manual_of_Style/Trademarks <span style="background:-webkit-radial-gradient(red,blue);-webkit-background-clip:text;-webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">Dylsss(talk contribs) 18:33, 1 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Since I'm a retired intellectual property consultant I don't need any tutorials on the legalities, and I'm fairly well versed in WP's policies in this area as well; what I don't invest my time in is the minutiae of all our little licensing and permissions templates. But I know for sure that presenting the file (as you have) as simply CC-licensed, with no mention of the trademark status, is utterly inappropriate. Feel free to tinker with the templates about copyright or free/nonfree status to your heart's content, as long as the trademark status is acknowledged. While you're deciding what you want to do along those lines I've restored the current licensing. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:21, 1 May 2021 (UTC)
 * ✅ then. <span style="background:-webkit-radial-gradient(red,blue);-webkit-background-clip:text;-webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">Dylsss(talk contribs) 19:27, 1 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Beautiful. And without resort to violence! We should notify the media. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:31, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

Giants!
Look at this photo: Look at the size of the Bidens compared to the Carters... --Guy Macon (talk) 16:57, 5 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Coming soon to a theater near you! The next great action blockbuster! The Incredible Shrinking President Or The Incredible Gigantic President
 * But if I could shrink former Presidents, or even shrink them down to non-existence, I'd definitely make other choices. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:00, 5 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Ooh, yeah. I would enlarge a recent one so much that he collapsed into a quivvering, oozing mass under the weight of his own blubber.  — SMcCandlish ☏ ¢ 😼  07:21, 12 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Our distinguished visitors refer to . After all, who doesn't love a huge dick? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:47, 5 May 2021 (UTC)
 * My wife once asked me why I've never sent her a dick pic. I promptly sent her a photo of me giving my son a noogie. She doesn't ask me anymore. Which is good because the wide angle lens on my phone isn't wide angle enough. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Tell me all about it.  20:03, 5 May 2021 (UTC)
 * EEng, get off your lawn! --Tryptofish (talk) 20:11, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

Viruses have feelings too!
Re: "I don't think viruses have emotional attachment sufficient for them to feel spurned", what about THIS? --Guy Macon (talk) 16:49, 7 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Lucky for me the UCOC doesn't consider viruses a protected class or we'd be at ANI right now discussing my 27th block. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:07, 7 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Lest anyone forget, when someone asks to be called "tree" in a single Instagram video from 3 years ago then goes right back to "he" and "him" in all of their published work, not honoring that request will get you warned, and actually commenting on whether the request was serious will get you blocked. See Administrators' noticeboard/IncidentArchive1062. :( --Guy Macon (talk) 17:53, 7 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Spurn the spike protein. Or maybe spike the spurn protein. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:07, 7 May 2021 (UTC)


 * Apropos nothing, POSA fans who don't have it watchlisted may enjoy the most recent addition there: . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:20, 7 May 2021 (UTC)


 * EEng gives the best head. Tryptofish, get off EEng's lawn. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:31, 7 May 2021 (UTC)
 * I put "spike" into the WP search box, and found Spike Chunsoft, which sure sounds like something that, it turns out, it isn't. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:35, 7 May 2021 (UTC)

Well, at least they have their priorities straight!

 * A seaside town in Japan has raised eyebrows after it used funding from an emergency Covid-19 relief grant to build a giant statue of a squid. --Guy Macon (talk) 02:12, 8 May 2021 (UTC)

Phineas Gage in the news(letter)
Hello, EEng! I thought you might find this item by Joe Schwarcz, connecting Gage to Dracula via David Ferrier, to be of some interest.—Odysseus 1 4 7  9  20:49, 18 May 2021 (UTC)
 * It's funny how some religious people think that if you denounce the soul as mythical, effectively 'removing' it, you'll turn into some sort of monster. Even today there are lots of devout Christians who believe that people without religion have no morals, as if the only thing keeping them from immorality is the fear of God's wrath. Notwithstanding the fact that there are many social animals that display moral judgment. The Golden Rule is pretty straightforward. <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#BBA">design</b></b> 21:30, 18 May 2021 (UTC)
 * It was interesting reading. The connection from Gage to David Ferrier is an interesting one (maybe worth adding to the page(s)), although I think that the connection from Gage (the impalee) to Vlad (the impaler) is a stretch. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:34, 18 May 2021 (UTC)
 * maybe worth adding to the page(s) – Surely you don't think I missed that -- see Phineas_Gage. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:56, 21 May 2021 (UTC)
 * (1) Don't call me Shirley. (2) You expect me to read that thing? Shirley, you jest! --Tryptofish (talk) 19:16, 22 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Seriously, I do like to think that, after all those years you and I and others spent hashing it out, the Gage article is something like 9944/100% comprehensive; while one can never be certain just how much detail should be included on any one particular point, it seems hard to conceive that there's any relevant point that isn't at least touched upon, with pointers to where the reader can learn more if he wants. As one reviewer wrote about Macmillan's book: "... provides one of those rare occasions on which one can truly say that further research is not necessary." <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:56, 22 May 2021 (UTC)
 * , but the fear of God's wrath is the only thing keeping devout Christians from turning into some sort of monster, right? — Alexis Jazz (talk or ping me) 22:51, 18 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Seems that way. shudders <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#BBA">design</b></b> 03:03, 19 May 2021 (UTC)
 * To be fair, Christianity is scarcely unique in that respect—although it and Islam seem to put a peculiar emphasis on belief. AFAICT most other religions are mainly interested in regulating behaviour, leaving what’s in one’s heart of hearts to be judged at the Weighing-In (whatever form that is conceived to take). And while I’m a fan of the Golden Rule it has its limitations, insofar as our understanding of even our own desires—let alone others’—is imperfect.—Odysseus 1 4 7  9  02:34, 14 June 2021 (UTC)


 * Thanks for bringing this to my attention. What I never get over is how many articles (including this one) are clearly based on the WP article and/or Macmillan's Odd Kind of Fame, and yet nonetheless say stuff both those sources go to pains to falsify:
 * Gage was not laying track, just preparing the roadbed.
 * The "recording the event in his notebook" incident is probably fiction.
 * Not Boston Medical Surgery Journal but Boston Medical & Surgical Journal (a nitpick I realize, but I'm in the mood).
 * I know of no evidence that Gage "inspired" Ferrier's localization experiments.
 * Ferrier experimented on monkey and dog brains, not human brains.
 * Not Barnum’s circus. Not Barnum’s circus. Not Barnum’s circus. Not Barnum’s circus, goddam it!
 * For those who are wondering, Bram Stoker's reference to David Ferrier is likely (IMHO) simply due to Ferrier's notoriety as a vivisectionist; in the same breath he mentions Burdon-Sanderson, who was well known to the public for exactly the same thing.Some years ago I spent a full week in London trying to find Ferrier's papers. I even tracked down the lawyers who had handled his estate. No luck, dammit. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:46, 19 May 2021 (UTC)

DS 2021 Review Update
Dear EEng,

Thank you for participating in the recent discretionary sanctions community consultation. We are truly appreciative of the range of feedback we received and the high quality discussion which occurred during the process. We have now posted a summary of the feedback we've received and also a preview of some of what we expect to happen next. We hope that the second phase, a presentation of draft recommendations, will proceed on time in June or early July. You will be notified when this phase begins, unless you choose to to opt-out of future mailings by removing your name here. --Barkeep49 & KevinL (aka L235) 21:05, 19 May 2021 (UTC)


 * Naturally my contribution was of the usual high caliber and insightfulness one can always expect from me. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:41, 19 May 2021 (UTC)
 * With all those pearls you're constantly handing out it's no wonder that so many people tend to clutch theirs whenever you're around. <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#BBA">design</b></b> 23:07, 19 May 2021 (UTC)
 * I've heard it's the family jewels people tend to be concerned about. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:22, 19 May 2021 (UTC)

WP:ANI
You somehow managed to be snarky to me, and be educational, and make me smile all at once in just a few words. In my world, you have earned this token of appreciation. 92.24.246.11 (talk) 17:01, 20 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Our visitor refers to 
 * Like they say, you can always tell a Harvard man. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:25, 20 May 2021 (UTC)
 * As they say. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:13, 20 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Like I didn't know that. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:11, 20 May 2021 (UTC)


 * Did you know... that EEng didn't know that? --Tryptofish (talk) 22:36, 20 May 2021 (UTC)
 * You can always tell a Harvard fish, but you can't tell lawnmower much. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:25, 20 May 2021 (UTC)
 * I'm not a great fan of comma splices. Nothing wrong with sentence fragments in any but the most formal writing. Phil Bridger (talk) 18:32, 20 May 2021 (UTC)
 * I love forbidden punctuation. It makes everything funnier. —valereee (talk) 19:53, 20 May 2021 (UTC)
 * True comedians love the forbidden, the politically incorrect, tragedy ... my latest favorite series. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 20:13, 20 May 2021 (UTC)

May 2021
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 * <Small>There is some irony here in that this template also makes the page longer... CaptainEek Edits Ho Cap'n!⚓ 15:26, 29 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Thanks for the tip, blocked IP with 18 edits! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:11, 30 May 2021 (UTC)

The IP at self-referential humor
Have you ever browsed through their contributions? They're a troll, who occasionally makes okay-ish edits, likely to disguise their trolling. Obviously a static IP as well, as their interests haven't changed over several months, with decent and trolling edits on articles in the exact same topic. They even tried to edit a WP policy page to say something very different in what appears to be a WP:POINTY edit, and then edit warred over it. Back in 2018, they used a dynamic IP, but are pretty clearly on a static one now, making their trolling easier to discern.

I recently broke my vow to avoid ANI for another IP who was making hundreds of edits to a noticeboard. I'm wondering if it's worth breaking again to end this one's tendentiousness. I've a list of trolling edits of theirs at User:MjolnirPants/sandbox if you want to give it a read. I'm curious as to your thoughts on this. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants  Tell me all about it.  16:48, 29 May 2021 (UTC)
 * To be honest I've lost track of what we're arguing about, with whom, and I'll be traveling for a few days so I'm afraid you'll have to take the lead on this. But I'm behind you all the way . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 09:32, 31 May 2021 (UTC)

Expertise Required
You are the technical wizard here so I thought it wise to ask you, I’ve asked this question to a sysop and their reply although plausible I still need a technical editor to answer this for me so yup, your name came to my mind first. You see my question is how do people dig really old diffs fast? I’ve seen people dig up diffs from 2009 and very fast as well, Is there a special technical or way of digging up diffs fast? For example if I warned an editor of UPE in 2019 or wanted to dig up other diffs pertaining their conduct and whatnot is there a special way of doing so? is there a script for that purpose? I barely can dig up diffs from last week, whereas some editors could dig up a diff from 2009 and relatively fast as well, how do they achieve that feat? Celestina007 (talk) 21:00, 30 May 2021 (UTC)
 * The key is to have the sort of personality that nurses grudges and mentally rehearses revenge scenarios over and over. This cements the locus of the original humiliation or offense in the mind so that it's immediately at hand (mentally speaking) when the moment for payback comes. Seriously, there's no magic bullet, but one very powerful tool is the editor interaction analyzer, which works very well if you vaguely remember that you and X (or X and Y) discussed such-and-such, but you can't really remember when or where. Most talk pages (including ANI and other noticeboards) have search boxes, in case you think what you're looking for happened on a particular talk page. Both techniques take some practice before you understand their peculiarities. I hope this helps. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:23, 30 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Exactly! The editor interaction analyzer, seems to be the tool they make use of. thanks for the explanation. Celestina007 (talk) 21:30, 30 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Right, but don't discount the value of nursing grudges and mentally rehearsing revenge scenarios. You'll get my bill. Platypus in Geelong.jpg <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 11:02, 31 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Lmao, how am I just seeing this. Celestina007 (talk) 18:51, 3 June 2021 (UTC)


 * Wait...we're allowed to nurse grudges? Damn. —valereee (talk) 23:52, 3 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Indeed we are. And orderlies are allowed to grudge nurses. In fact it's traditional. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:22, 4 June 2021 (UTC)
 * We're also allowed to nudge grouses, though our more environmentally-conscious editors may object. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Tell me all about it.  16:58, 4 June 2021 (UTC)

Special:Diff/976978259/1026107604
I think the changes you made were constructive but it would've been helpful to clear them in advance with ArbCom – the page does constitute instructions from the Arbitration Committee on rules in proceedings so ArbCom should probably know about changes KevinL ( aka L235 · t · c) 19:47, 31 May 2021 (UTC)
 * My response would be that no doubt the powers that be are watching, but since you're an arb yourself that seems unnecessary. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:27, 31 May 2021 (UTC) P.S. Have you visited The Museums lately?
 * Does this mean that if I edit those pages, ArbCom changes how it operates? Neat. SubjectiveNotability <sub style="margin-left:-12ex"> a GN franchise (talk to the boss) 14:12, 7 June 2021 (UTC)
 * If only it were that easy. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:38, 7 June 2021 (UTC)

A barnstar for you!

 * And to what do I owe this largesse? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 15:19, 3 June 2021 (UTC)

Life imitating Wikipedia
Way back in September 2012, when I created Don't throw your toys out of the pram, I thought a stereotypical toy-chucking unblock request would be "This is evil censorship and bullying. I am right and they are wrong. You cannot allow lies and slander to appear on Wikipedia articles!". Today, I hear Trump's response to a two-year Facebook ban : ""They shouldn't be allowed to get away with this censoring and silencing, and ultimately, we will win. Our country can't take this abuse anymore!"" Can I sue the Orange Oaf for plagiarising my cliches? <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  19:12, 4 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Independent creation. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:15, 4 June 2021 (UTC)
 * No; spontaneous generation. — Neonorange (Phil) 23:36, 4 June 2021 (UTC)
 * I'm more interested in how Frisco Coakley is doing.  Mr.choppers &#124;   ✎  04:13, 6 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Sorry, being a bear of very little brain I am unable to grasp the reference. See also WP: FRISCO. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 09:29, 6 June 2021 (UTC)
 * I sort of went down a rabbithole after reading the essay Ritchie mentioned: This user created a series of articles about his pet rabbit Frisco Coakley. I would prefer discussing this animal to thinking about the last four years.  Mr.choppers &#124;   ✎  22:00, 6 June 2021 (UTC)
 * I have always referred to the town as "Frisco", ever since I read it being referenced in a Swedish book about American Truckers when I was eight. Proudly a rube.  Mr.choppers &#124;   ✎  22:13, 6 June 2021 (UTC)
 * That's funny, when I was eight I read an American book about Swedish truckers. Must be some kind of series: "The Boys Adventure Book of Foreign Truckers". <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:50, 6 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Ha! I'd like to buy that one. It must be very fun to author those books, getting to ride along with truckers in foreign locales. My cousin just got her commercial trucker's license in Sweden, after a career as a lunch lady (all true) and I can't wait to shadow her at work for a day.  Mr.choppers &#124;   ✎  01:04, 7 June 2021 (UTC)

Sweet Jimbo, hear my prayer!
From this edit


 * This is, so wrong,
 * Sweet Jimbo, hear my prayer!
 * Back down! Back down!
 * Sweet Jimbo doesn't care.
 * (Adapted from the opening song in the film Les Miserables ) --Guy Macon (talk) 12:20, 15 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Bring me editor 2.4.60.1
 * Your block is up and your parole's begun!
 * You know what this means
 * - yes, it means I'm free
 * NO!
 * It means you get your yellow ticket of leave
 * You are a vandal
 * - I made a minor change
 * You violated BLP
 * - I fixed a typo I sweaaaaarrrr InspectorNotability <sub style="margin-left:-12ex"> a GN franchise (talk to the boss) 14:18, 15 June 2021 (UTC)
 * - I fixed a typo I sweaaaaarrrr InspectorNotability <sub style="margin-left:-12ex"> a GN franchise (talk to the boss) 14:18, 15 June 2021 (UTC)


 * Do you hear the editors sing
 * Singing the songs of angry men
 * It's a story of the editors that must be sung again
 * When the beating of their chest
 * Reaches into their ear drums
 * You know it's definitely the time that we have won. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  14:23, 16 June 2021 (UTC)


 * Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for attending this year's EEng Home for the Bewildered Literary Recital and Talent Show. On your way out remember not to feed or provoke the inmates. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 14:41, 16 June 2021 (UTC)
 * In conclusion: Burma Shave. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:53, 16 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Admin of AN
 * Doling out the blocks
 * Ready with the G5 when he finds the socks
 * Pages he protects
 * AfDs are closed
 * When it's time to unban he will vote !oppose
 * Glad to give a friend an unblock
 * Doesn't cost him to be nice
 * But nothing gets you nothing
 * Every !support has a little price
 * GeneralNotability (talk) 20:06, 16 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Admin of AN
 * Doling out the blocks
 * Ready with the G5 when he finds the socks
 * Pages he protects
 * AfDs are closed
 * When it's time to unban he will vote !oppose
 * Glad to give a friend an unblock
 * Doesn't cost him to be nice
 * But nothing gets you nothing
 * Every !support has a little price
 * GeneralNotability (talk) 20:21, 16 June 2021 (UTC)
 * He's so nice, he posted twice! :) --Guy Macon (talk) 20:54, 16 June 2021 (UTC)
 * I may have spent this afternoon listening to the 2012 adaptation's soundtrack - pretty good, though I prefer the original Broadway cast recording and don't love how the movie really cut down Overture/Work Song. GeneralNotability (talk) 00:20, 17 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Those are very good, but nothing compares with the Key & Peele version. --Guy Macon (talk) 01:24, 17 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Thanks for posting that. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:49, 16 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Thanks for posting that. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:49, 16 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Thanks for thanking GN for posting that. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:12, 17 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Thanks for thanking GN for posting that. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:12, 17 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Thanks for correcting that per the number of indents. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:29, 17 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Thanks for correcting that per the number of indents. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:29, 17 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Bite me. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:50, 17 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Yum yum. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:57, 17 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Yum yum. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:57, 17 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Double your pleasure, double your fun... --Tryptofish (talk) 20:03, 17 June 2021 (UTC)

why?
comment removed — Ched (talk) 08:50, 19 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Some bug no doubt. Certainly not my intention. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 11:24, 19 June 2021 (UTC)
 * OK - thank you. I didn't think it was intentional, but I've had a bad couple days of having to fix, strike-through, re-edit, change, and apologize for things, so I just wanted to make sure I didn't somehow screwup again. — Ched (talk) 11:32, 19 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Don't worry, we cool. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:23, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

Hilarious
I saw this and this. Had myself a really good laugh! Thank you.  Princess of Ara <small style="color:pink">(talk)  09:13, 21 June 2021 (UTC)
 * British translation. Martinevans123 (talk) 09:24, 21 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Hi Martin! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 15:47, 21 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Lool! I went wild on the publish but in my fit of laughter. Obasanjo's internet is also not helping matters!  Princess of Ara <small style="color:pink">(talk)  10:13, 21 June 2021 (UTC)
 * I assume you were LMAOing. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 15:47, 21 June 2021 (UTC)
 * I think there may be a joke there in or on the offing. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:56, 21 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Yes! Haha!  Princess of Ara <small style="color:pink">(talk)  18:28, 21 June 2021 (UTC)


 * If somewhere on commons there's a photo of a Persian (Persian cat or, I suppose, Persian person) with a veil on its (or his or her) butt, then the caption could be veiled-ass Persian. Unfortunately, looks like File:Dalilah bailando danza oriental en la Esfinge.jpg is an Egyptian, not Persian, gal. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:04, 21 June 2021 (UTC)
 * "I crossed the street to her house and she opunned the door". Thomas John Woodward, 81 (talk) 18:11, 21 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Sorry, veiled-ass Welshman hardly fits the bill. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:27, 21 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Oh, I don't know... E. L. Bow 123 (talk) 20:55, 21 June 2021 (UTC)

Just wanted to say thank you
Just wanted to say thank you, for being one of the few users who seems to have some common sense in the sea of bullshittery that is our modern culture. The moronic, absurdist, toxic (and sometimes frankly, dangerous) culture that seems to be permeating everything, everywhere, including Wikipaedia.

I know it can be a thankless task sometimes, being just so utterly BASED and reasonable on Wikipedia talk pages. Especially since most readers dont even know talk pages exist, let alone understand the complex politics going on behind the scenes by the unbased and cringe editors and admins. So just know that someone, somewhere is genuinely thankful that users like you exist, who are a little beacon of hope that, maybe, all signs of intelligent life are not yet lost on this planet. 92.41.96.241 (talk) 03:20, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Shit, the tape ran out ... OK, can you say that again? Please speak directly into the begonias. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 03:56, 28 June 2021 (UTC)
 * Did I write that the way you wanted? I can log out again if it needs to be changed. Levivich 20:03, 2 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Fool! Use the secure channel! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:22, 2 July 2021 (UTC)

[Verb]ed on a [punctuation mark]
Your comment as User talk:Guy Macon brought to my attention that, somehow, we did not have a redirect for the wonderful phrase hanged on a comma. I've created the redirect, so, let no one say that nothing good has come of all this. I was going to make a joke there about whether any Wikipedian has ever been "indeffed on a colon", but decided it best to not compare execution to blocking on a page where tensions are high. I'm sure, though, that the answer is yes. -- Tamzin (she/they) &#124; o toki tawa mi. 19:48, 1 July 2021 (UTC)
 * By strange coincidence, I was just listening to a podcast about Casement yesterday, and intended to look him up here, but had forgotten his name. Thank you for making this. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Tell me all about it.  20:12, 1 July 2021 (UTC)
 * For those of y'all in the audience who write actual articles, I do wonder if there's room for a Trial of Roger Casement / R. v. Casement. You've got an interesting legal angle, interesting historical/political angle, and just a dash of sex to keep things interesting. (And as a bonus you get to deal with two DS areas at once!) -- Tamzin  (she/they) &#124; o toki tawa mi. 20:30, 1 July 2021 (UTC)


 * List of people done in by auxiliary parts of speech and various punctuation marks? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:12, 2 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Does it include punctuation marks not used qua punctuation marks? If so, I assume the list would be 99% programmers. Tom Scott, for instance. Or just about anyone to ever edit a MediaWiki template. (For me it's always the pipe in  that gets me.)  -- Tamzin  (she/they) &#124; o toki tawa mi. 00:40, 2 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Notwithstanding that Mariner_1 is my all-time favorite and the granddaddy of them all, I think we better restrict ourselves to natural languages lest we be overrun. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:00, 2 July 2021 (UTC)


 * The indomitable Lynne Truss has been working on something like this already, I think, writing of the Manutius family in Eats, Shoots, & Leaves that
 * I'm sure people did question whether Italian printers were quite the right people to legislate on the meaning of everything; but on the other hand, resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.
 * scs (talk) 15:42, 9 July 2021 (UTC)


 * I often choke on an undercooked Oxford comma. Does that count? "Hannibal's Lectures 123" (talk) 16:00, 9 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Now that's an artful choke! --Tryptofish (talk) 18:55, 9 July 2021 (UTC)


 * I was just reading Roger Casement again, and came (ahem) across this:
 * the British government secretly circulated some excerpts from Casement's journals, exposing Casement as a "sexual deviant". These included numerous explicit accounts of sexual activity. This aroused ...
 * and I was really bummed that the next words were "public opinion". <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:15, 12 January 2024 (UTC)

Talkpage archiving
Your talkpage is very long, please consider archiving it. <b style="color:#0033ab">Joseph</b><b style="color:#000000">2302</b> (talk) 00:35, 5 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Curiosity got the better of you, did it? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:55, 5 July 2021 (UTC)
 * There's a novel idea. <b style="font:1.3em/1em Trebuchet MS;letter-spacing:-0.07em"><b style="color:#000">nagual</b><b style="color:#BBA">design</b></b> 00:46, 5 July 2021 (UTC)
 * What, only 204 sections spanning 2+ years? I have seen worse. <b style="color:LightCoral">HighInBC</b> Need help? Just ask. 00:49, 5 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Jesus, I cut the thing in half not three months ago . What do these people WANT from me? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:55, 5 July 2021 (UTC)
 * "I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
 * Not when I'm recently single, thanks . Belle (talk) 15:52, 9 July 2021 (UTC)

Once again ...
I find myself in the position of defending an editor at ANI whose edits are (for the most part) productive, but whose attitude pisses people off. You (and TRM for that matter) might relate. Paul August &#9742; 01:16, 10 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Huh. I don't know any editors like that. Anyway, in the spirit of giving the guy another chance I randomly grabbed a few things from his contribs, which turned out to be (fixing a minor stylistic flaw by making the sentence factually incorrect);  (worsening the flow in obedience to an idiosyncratic idea); and finally  (misusing a mathematical term) just before  (pontificating on mathematics). From these I conclude your efforts may be misplaced. Sic.Look, if he'd acknowledge that he's got problems, and agree to listen, that would be one thing. But he's just laying low until it blows over. He can always get back from an indef by speaking up. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 02:55, 10 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Well I might be all wrong about this. But I agree acknowledging their problems and agreeing to listen&mdash;not an easy thing for some editors (know any of those?)&mdash;is what they should do here. Although, of course, just silently changing their editorial behavior would be sufficient for the purposes of the encyclopedia. But that won't fly now. ANI needs its pound of flesh. If some sort of recognition of their problems and a willingness to try to fix them is not forthcoming, an indef will likely follow. Paul August &#9742; 11:57, 10 July 2021 (UTC)
 * And we don't even get one of those sketchy court artist's impressions of the accused. Martinevans123 (talk) 12:12, 10 July 2021 (UTC)


 * I said at ANI that TRM certainly should have handled this better, and been more forthcoming about what was wrong with Autod.'s edits, but I guess it's like this: there's IDHT, there's supercilious self-certainty, and there's not knowing what you're talking about. My experience is the community will tolerate up to two out of three, but not all three, which is what we have here. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 13:53, 10 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Hmm... I wonder which two I should try to get away with. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:09, 10 July 2021 (UTC)
 * I'm certain that I don't know what I'm talking about and I won't let any of you lesser beings tell me otherwise. —David Eppstein (talk) 20:39, 10 July 2021 (UTC)

the DYK hall of mirrors
I'm laughing that you'd think I have any idea how that whole Rube Goldberg machine manages to keep plugging along and would therefore be able to check anyone's work. I have been trying to figure out how to simplify instructions there, but between the number of them and the number of times they're transcluded to various places, it's a bit daunting. —valereee (talk) 12:37, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * You completely misunderstand. I'm using you as a sort of stress test -- if you can understand the instructions, anyone can. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 14:02, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Every village needs an idiot. —valereee (talk) 15:03, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * "O let us love our occupations, Bless the squire and his relations, Live upon our daily rations, And always know our proper stations." <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 15:10, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * "And swallow all our mastications. Burma Shave." --Tryptofish (talk) 17:24, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Wait, I'm supposed to belong to a village? I'm always the last to know these things... Now I have to figure out which village needs me...  ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Tell me all about it.  15:29, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * You can join my village. It's a big job for one little old lady in Cincinnati. —valereee (talk) 17:14, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * I'm sure I'd run you out of a job if I did. My capacity for idiocy knows no bounds:
 * When I was a teenager, me and a group of friends stole a dump truck from the local landfill and took it for a drunken joyride. Past the police station.
 * Later on in my teens, I gave a police officer the name "Bong T. Drueler". To be fair, that cop was even more of an idiot, because he believed me.
 * I once hip-fired a Light Fifty. While standing on the roof of a building. With my back to the edge. In combat.
 * My wife once asked me if her outfit made her look fat, and my half-listening ass responded "Yeah, a lot, actually," because I assumed she was asking me how I was liking the book I was reading.
 * I've brought my kids to the park with no pants on. On more than one occasion.
 * I once sent EEng's talk page to the printer at my (former) job.
 * I think I'm less of a village idiot and more of an Ecumenopolis idiot. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Tell me all about it.  18:15, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Was it already your former job at that point, or did it become so as a result? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:18, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Heh. I actually answered that question in my edit summary. I was able to cancel the job before it finished spooling. Of course, I probably could have gone home, slept in late the next day and then taken an early lunch, and still had time to cancel it before it finished spooling. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Tell me all about it.  19:45, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Umm... thank you for your service?
 * About your kids in the park, were they pantsless, or were you? (Or both?)
 * Thinking about your mishaps, I remember that when I was a young child (I mean, fish), my mother took me to a toy store wanting to buy me a ball to play with. She walked up to a salesman, and asked him: "Do you have balls?" True story. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:12, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Well, I'm glad someone appreciates my service. There were a bunch of bastards trying to kill me for it for a while there.
 * The kids were pants-less. I haven't stepped out of my house without a pair of blue jeans on since 2006, excepting a few occasions on which I was -horror of horrors- force to wear a suit.
 * In Iraq, it was fashionable for a bit to teach young ladies how to properly greet an American soldier. There was a day when me and two buddies cornered our interpreter to ask him what "Allah kabeg dek," means, as several young women had greeted us with the phrase, but young men never seemed to use it.
 * Much to our amusement and (and a bit to our chagrin), rather than a straightforward translation, we got a brief lesson on the effects of speaking unfamiliar English phrases with a regional Arabic accent, and an impromptu education in rural Iraqi toilet humor. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Tell me all about it.  19:40, 15 July 2021 (UTC)


 * I ran that phrase through Google Translate, and they think the language of it is Malay. Interesting, sort of, but not an RS. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:25, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * It's English, I assure you. You've got to say it out loud to understand. Preferably loudly, and in public. You'll know you're saying it right if a woman or a well-dressed man agrees with you.
 * Don't trust google translate. It will take a guess if it doesn't recognize the words you've entered. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Tell me all about it.  20:35, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * . You got me! But once Google decided that it was Malay, they simply translated it into the standard kind of blessing. Perhaps Google has beg dek envy. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:48, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Wait a minute? Did young Iraqi women really say that to you? Apparently, I'm the idiot here. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:52, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Cum, I mean, come to think of it, pronouncing it out loud sounds like Borat is saying it. Vaan nice! --Tryptofish (talk) 21:55, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * It's hard to believe I've let myself be reduced to this. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:07, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * No, it isn't. --Tryptofish (talk) 17:10, 16 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Didn't you several years ago swear to turn your back on Wikipedia, never to return? What happened to that? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:32, 16 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Ha! Several years? No, it was more recently than that. Actually, I've also said repeatedly that I don't wanna be an admin. But maybe it would be worth changing my mind about that too, just so I can join the club and block you. --Tryptofish (talk) 17:36, 16 July 2021 (UTC)
 * At this point, admins who haven't blocked me form the more exclusive club. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:40, 16 July 2021 (UTC)
 * And we all know what Groucho Marx said about joining clubs! --Tryptofish (talk) 18:24, 16 July 2021 (UTC)
 * OK, that's it. YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:06, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Yeah, you gotta say it about that loud! ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Tell me all about it.  21:27, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Hey, kids, get off of my lawn! —valereee (talk) 22:52, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * Which is best answered by this —valereee (talk) 23:04, 15 July 2021 (UTC)
 * I'm generally more inclined to answer with this. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Tell me all about it.  05:22, 19 July 2021 (UTC)

7falcon23
Regarding your comment in this discussion, I honestly had considered that possibility after someone else raised it to me. I asked Bishonen to take a look days ago, and didn't notice she was on vacation until after hit "save". But before reverting myself and asking someone else about it, I had a brief conversation with an employee who had seen the edit that prompted me to go to Bish, and she mentioned that he might just be a very conservative gay person, offended not by the thought of the "Gay agenda", but by nominally straight characters and people "intruding" into gay space.

I don't think that's actually the case, though. Not sure if that's what you were getting at, but seeing your comment reminded me of that. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants  Tell me all about it.  05:20, 19 July 2021 (UTC)
 * It was strictly a case of Methinks the lady doth protest too much. I'm intrigued, however, by your reference to "an employee". Your employee? You discuss your WP editing with your employee? Is that part of their assigned duties or what? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:45, 19 July 2021 (UTC)
 * I've got to be honest, the last virulently homophobic guy I met IRL ended up married to a another man, so I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.
 * About my employee: I'm the lead software developer, in charge of hiring my own team. She's technically a coworker, but I can fire her if I want to. Of course, she's the only one of us with any qualifications in UI design, so that's not likely to happen anytime soon.
 * As for WPing at work: No, it's nothing official. She just happened to be sitting with me while we waited for a rather large chunk of code to compile. We'd be chatting about WP, so I hopped on while we waited. That was her first experience with Wikipedia's processes, unfortunately, and she was not impressed (I've tried to stress how uncommon that sort of thing is, but you know how first impressions are).
 * She also emailed me this link shortly afterwards. Although I've seen the joke before, I think it's one that bears sharing. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Tell me all about it.  13:37, 19 July 2021 (UTC)
 * I dated a few US Marines in the 1980s so I know a closet case when I see one. Nice boys when you got them alone, though. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:24, 19 July 2021 (UTC)
 * I couldn't speak to that, but I can analogize to "Christian women", from whom I learned that repression can be a great enhancement to the libido, and a powerful motivator to treat one's partner right. I can certainly recognize a "closeted libertine" as it were from a mile off. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Tell me all about it.  16:39, 19 July 2021 (UTC)
 * A co-worker? At least she's not a cow worker. ... I know a closet bovine veterinarian when I see one! Martinevans123 (talk) 12:19, 26 July 2021 (UTC)

Agnostic behavior in hens
"The repercussions of not providing adequate foraging and scratching opportunities to hens are that agnostic behaviors increase." - I'm guessing they meant agonistic behavior, but it made me wonder: what does agnostic behavior in hens look like? Levivich 03:25, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Well, according to agnostic behaviors include "head pecks, steps, pushes, threats, and chases", so that's what you can expect when the seeds of doubt are sown in the coop. I suppose you want us to believe you just happened to be reading Chapter 8, ("Enrichments in Cages") in Egg Innovations and Strategies for Improvements.
 * Anyway, that rooster did deny Him three times, or something. Also:
 * "The hens in our charter flock turned me from chicken agnostic to borderline obsessed."
 * "But what does the American Egg Board think? ... 'We are agnostic in that respect,' said Dresner, the group’s spokesman."
 * The Agonism and the Exorcism
 * Agnostic behavior in an attorney
 * <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 04:28, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * First JS Mill, now Clarence Darrow? We need to renew our wedding vows before you start quoting Bradbury or e e cummings to me. And of course no one just happens to be reading Chapter 8, ("Enrichments in Cages") in Egg Innovations and Strategies for Improvements. I happened to be reading Chapter 7 and went too far. Levivich 13:49, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * "If they ate it avidly while stamping their feet and scattering it here and there, the augury was favorable... "Maybe they could predict bitcoin movements? Martinevans123 (talk) 15:46, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Is every egg sacred, too, or just the Roman ones? Levivich 15:55, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Well. Hobby farmers. Of course they "used to be chicken agnostic". —valereee (talk) 16:07, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Every egg is estimable, no ovum otiose. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:22, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Please note: Islamic miracle chicken .... or not. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:36, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * User:EEgg. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:52, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Zombie Easter Egg? Martinevans123 (talk) 18:55, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Or just playing chicken. (Actually, I didn't know that it was a game bird.) --Tryptofish (talk) 19:12, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * "You put yo left arm out.... yo right arm too!" Martinevans123 (talk) 19:48, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * I count on Martin to be my wing-man. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:55, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * You got it dude! Martinevans123 (talk) 19:59, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * I abide. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:06, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * See also: The picture I posted here. (But first, cross your legs.) --Tryptofish (talk) 20:12, 1 August 2021 (UTC)

Ok
Re the Talk:Grigori Rasputin archive page size I'll admit 100K seems fine to me but ok. Keeping your edit summary of ''jumping around from one little page to another little page to another little page serves no one. This is the modern age -- 500K is nothing.'' in mind I moved it back to 700K and am assuming that will be more agreeable going forward. Cheers.Shearonink (talk) 17:10, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * See User:EEng. Saves time. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:16, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Well I carefully thought about the size of archive pages and I decided if someone else finds a different size better-suited to their enjoyment of Wikipedia, more power to them. Shearonink (talk) 21:47, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Your discernment is impeccable. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:59, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
 * As per the talk section immediately above, it may not necessarily be impeckable. (And whatever you do, never say "your pecker is discernable.") --Tryptofish (talk) 21:03, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Or even "your pecker is indiscernable." We can't have talk pages getting too small, can we. lol. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:19, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Just so you understand,, this kind of behavior goes on all the time around here and you mustn't take it personally. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:22, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
 * True, I (followed by Martin) took this discussion down-hill awfully fast, even by the standards of this page. Sorry, EEgg. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:25, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Hey, wait a minute! This was about Rasputin? And about size? OMG! --Tryptofish (talk) 21:27, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Bah. I've seen photos of that pickled pecker. I ain't impressed. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Tell me all about it.  21:36, 2 August 2021
 * The "standards of this page", lol. Don't worry, plenty deeper depths to plumb, I'm sure. -- Peter Pecker 123 (talk) 21:41, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I was gonna say (or at least try to say) "Peter Piper picked a pep of pickled peckers", but Marty beat me to it. Stop beating me! Help! Help! --Tryptofish (talk) 21:45, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Peter Piper plumbed a pot of pickled pecker. A pickled pecker poked a part of Peter Piper. If Peter Piper poked a popsy with a pickled pecker, where's the pot of pickled peckers Peter Piper plumbed? ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Tell me all about it.  21:47, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
 * MPants Piper popped a plot of POV pushers. MPants pecker poo-pooed Rasputin's pickled pee-pee. Pickled plumbing pecked at Panties... oh, nevermind. --Pipefish (American pickerel) 21:54, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
 * So much for ichthyophobia. See what your blatant gherkin madness can do to poor girls like this!! Martinevans123 (talk) 22:09, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Oooh, topical word play. Gettin' fancy on me. ᛗᛁᛟᛚᚾᛁᚱPants   Ask me where my handle comes from.  22:10, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Afraid of me? That would be trypophobia, you lotus blossoms! --Tryptofish (talk) 22:12, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Bah! That's nothing. I've actually got Lotusphobia. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:17, 2 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Well, you are what you eat. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:24, 2 August 2021 (UTC)

Rules for DYK's review requirement
Hi there. brought about to the RfC listing entry;  caused it to, along with the full listing (see WP:RFC/A from that point down to the bottom of the page). Nothing was falsified: it's a brief statement of the matter at hand, mostly copypasted from what you had already written. Please undo your revert so that the RfC listings are no longer broken; if you like, you can omit the signature but the timestamp does need to stay. -- Red rose64 &#x1f339; (talk) 22:48, 10 August 2021 (UTC)
 * There really is something seriously wrong with you. Pasting my signature onto something that I did not write is falsification, even if it's "mostly copypasted" from something I actually did write (well, half of it anyway – the other half was stuff you just pulled out of your ass) .Every interaction I have with you is over your apparent belief that editors should twist themselves into pretzels to accommodate some broken bot, or that an article must omit something it ought to include because someone's spellchecking kiddiescript can't handle it, or something like that. Editors and readers outrank software. It exists for us, not we for it. Fix the software, don't harangue people to bend to the robot's mindless demands. Get that through your head. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:26, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
 * I don't suppose you can calm down and take a deep breath, please? <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  13:32, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
 * That was after calming down. He's lucky I didn't reach through the internet and throttle him. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 14:11, 11 August 2021 (UTC)


 * If I need to calm down and take a deep breath, I dress up as Cleopatra and rub strawberry jam all over myself. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  13:32, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Wait a second, Ritchie. Did you write that, or did someone paste your signature onto something mostly copypasted from what you had already written?  <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 14:15, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Of course I didn't write that. I prefer raspberry jam. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  14:16, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Strawberry jam?? Very over-rated. ""He said, "D'you want it pasturised? Cause pasturised is best," She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."" . Martinevans123 (talk) 14:18, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Jam's overrated in general. Just eat fruit. —valereee (talk) 19:41, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Ooo no! A Wiki Called Malice?? Martinevans123 (talk) 19:57, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Just another day on this talkpage. EEng gets himself into a jam, and Martin milks it for all it's worth. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:55, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Hahaha. And don't forget our own resident Ritch Admin Pharaoh. --Peter Carter-Ruck Off 123 (talk) 19:05, 11 August 2021 (UTC)


 * Point of fact: the RfC processes (including maintenance of the listings) are undertaken by, except for the WP:FRS notifications which have been devolved to . If you have a problem with how Legobot operates, please direct your comments to the bot operator, who is . There is absolutely nothing that I can do to amend its code, so don't punch out at me for trying to explain where problems lie. -- Red rose64 &#x1f339; (talk) 20:49, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
 * You must have some kind of hi-tech exoskeleton that block entry of any kind of clue. I've known you for years, and every time you "explain where problems lie", you always, automatically, implicitly, and unfailingly blame humans for not conforming to some technical stupidity, as you did in your OP here and are now doing again. It's incredible. I have no "problem with how the bot operates", you have a problem with how it operates, you are upset that it's not doing what you feel it should do, but for some reason you came here to complain to me about what it was doing, and wanted me to fix it. You go talk to the bot operator. I don't give a shit. Do you get it now? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:07, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Okay, now we've discussed my sexual preferences for jam, the serious point. I've met Redrose in real life and he's a nice guy, and not the sort of chap to bite your head off, so I think "the other half was stuff you just pulled out of your ass" is misguided. More to the point, if you haven't seen the recent drama on ANI and Arbcom (and to be honest those of us who have wish we hadn't), there's a bit of a push to take WP:CIVIL a bit more seriously, and I'd hate for you to be caught in the crossfire. Even though I know that a "you have been blocked for personal attacks for 24 hours / 1 week / 6 months / 47 years / the age of the universe" message here from an obliging admin doesn't defuse drama, it diffuses it. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  20:06, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Wholly concur that Redrose64 is one of the most moderate, reasonable and collaborative editors, not some kind of mutant cyborg Arnie on steroids. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:17, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
 * He can be all those things and still have the stubborn blind spot I've described. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:07, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Ritchie, he fabricated a post (out of stuff he made up -- i.e. "pulled out of his ass") and forged my sig to make it look like I had written it, all because he couldn't sleep at night knowing that some bot's output had unbalanced braces. Did you miss that? I'm glad he's sweet in person but stupid sweetness is not enough. He has yet to give even the slightest acknowledgement of that wrongness of what he did, so instead of talking to me how 'bout you try to get him to do that? Good seeing you, BTW. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:07, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
 * OK, I went to look at what happened, and here is what I think. EEng wrote the top part of an RfC, the part that appears on the list(s) of active RfCs, with his signature and timestamp at the end. It's an incredibly verbose and lengthy RfC introduction an RfC introduction written in EEng's unmistakable style. As a result, when the bot listed it on the RfC list page, the lengthy RfC introduction appeared with a correct link to the talk page where the RfC is. As is supposed to happen. But it was difficult (maybe impossible, but I didn't try very hard) to find EEng's autograph at the end of the introduction. As is not supposed to happen, not to mention a grievous loss for everyone who breathlessly waits to see EEng's wonderful username.
 * So Redrose added some text at the top of the talk page section, to create a brief RfC question, and put EEng's signature at the end. And the bot did whatever it did at the RfC list page.
 * And EEng objects to having something written by someone else, but over his signature, when he, in fact, did not write it. I'd object to that, too. EEng was right to take offense at it, and Redrose should not have done it that way, even though Redrose was acting in good faith and sincerely believed that he was making the RfC work better.
 * So, Redrose, please don't do that again. You can ask the RfC-initiating editor to make it shorter, or you can just let it go and not worry about. The world does not come to an end if the RfC list page looks messy. (Probably, fewer editors will respond to the messy-looking RfC, which has a certain poetic justice to it.)
 * And EEng, calm the fuck down. You're usually such a sweetie pie. And nobody needs a yelling match. And Ritchie is right about the recent spate of ANI clusterfucks over being nice and not using "fuck" in a sentence. It wouldn't be worth having an ANI experience over that. I've just spent the last few days dealing with a couple of those ANI threads, and I'm getting too old for this shit. (I used to be an old fart, but I ran out of gas). --Tryptofish (talk) 22:57, 11 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Thank you for taking the time. For the record, it's not that my RfC intro was long, but rather that it incorporated a collapse box containing the discussion of the prior proposal, and that confuses the bot (details on request). <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:23, 12 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Needless to say, but I'll say it anyway: you're welcome. No need for any bot-ly details. And it's good to know that you did not, in fact, suffer a loss of blather control. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:12, 12 August 2021 (UTC)

Now I'm wondering if you're going to rip Shibbolethink a new one for moving your AE comment, giving it a new section and adding a ping. Pawnkingthree (talk) 22:07, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Don't. Them's the rules. Comment in yer own seck-shun. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:14, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
 * I knew it. They're all in it together!! Winstonsmith123 (talk) 22:17, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Not to mention the Cabal. No, really, don't mention it! --Tryptofish (talk) 22:20, 13 August 2021 (UTC)

One fish, two fish, cat fish, dog fish
I came across something that might be useful to the curator of museums.

From our article on Catshark: "Catsharks are ground sharks of the family Scyliorhinidae. They are one of the largest families of sharks with around 160 species placed in 17 genera. Although they are generally known as catsharks, many species are commonly called dogfish..."

--Tryptofish (talk) 19:43, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Is a ground shark anything like a land shark? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:11, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Well, if you ground it, you are less likely to be shocked by it. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:18, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
 * But the land shark is, indeed, a swell shark. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:23, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
 * For those unfamiliar with the topic, in a typical pod of sharks, there are (1) the positive (or "hot") shark, (2) the negative shark, and (3) the ground shark. Together, they form what is called a "plug". When met by another group of sharks, those other sharks are called a "receptacle". The combination of a plug and a receptacle results in a "circuit". --Electric fish (talk) 20:40, 13 August 2021 (UTC)


 * Sounds great!! Enjoyed our delicious shark pod, why not try our tasty Lobster Bisque?? -- Bikini Whale 123 (talk) 20:45, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
 * But don't be fooled by a rubber eel. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:50, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Ooooooo. Does it taste anything like a rubber chicken?? Martinevans123 (talk) 20:57, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Yes. It goes well with a Rubber Biscuit. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:00, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Ah yes. The original's always best. "You want fries with that?" Martinevans123 (talk) 21:05, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
 * What a great recording that is! And from 1956, the year I was born. (Sorry, that's not funny, but I just wanted to say it.) --Tryptofish (talk) 21:17, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Ah, lovely. A great year for canals and goulash. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:28, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
 * Age before beauty, cutie! --Tryptofish (talk) 21:33, 13 August 2021 (UTC)

Wikipedia search algorithm reads your soul
I thought this was odd, then I looked at your user page to try to see why this happened. I failed to see anything. Does this mean something to you?  Blue Rasberry  (talk)  20:25, 31 August 2021 (UTC)
 * The description matches Queen Elizabeth slipped majestically into the water. Why the search algorithm thinks that is EEng's profile is a different question. —David Eppstein (talk) 20:44, 31 August 2021 (UTC)
 * It scans the page until it gets to User:EEng, and that's the first short desc it runs into. Could have been worse -- it could have picked up deranged sociopath (from the images after the big blue box in User:EEng). <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:42, 31 August 2021 (UTC)

goalpost movement, misdescription, and harrassment
""
 * When someone asked "if we have a speedy consensus to remove the above mentioned phrase", you set the goalpost by saying "Give it a couple of days." So we gave it a couple days, something closer to a week, during which there were no fresh objections to the edit... at which point you reverted the edit. Having met passed the original goalposts you set was not sufficient.
 * in your reversion summary, you said "A couple of people saying they don't get the point isn't enough to remove it". It was more than two people, and they were saying more than that they don't get the point. It was a consensus in a discussion that you were choosing to misdescribe.
 * You addressed me as "pilgrim" in that reversion summary, in a manner that reflects the way racist John Wayne would use in on-screen personas to address those he felt superior to . When I took offense at that, you seem to have reckoned that you had found a way under my skin and chose to, like some second grade playground bully, use it repeatedly to refer to me in a little harassment campaign.

I ask that you retract the claim about me making shit up. I warn that if you continue your harassment campaign, I am willing to take it to ANI. --Nat Gertler (talk) 12:48, 1 September 2021 (UTC)
 * "Pilgrim" could easily be seen as addressing you as a farsighted explorer and adventurer, an honorable name although with puritan overtones. And call John Wayne a racist to his face, double dare you! Randy Kryn (talk) 14:49, 1 September 2021 (UTC)
 * "... get off your horse and drink your milk"..... or, well, something like that, anyway. Martinevans123 (talk) 14:56, 1 September 2021 (UTC)
 * Martinevens, with your racist film clip you are obviously mocking me because I stutter, you goddamned mean son of a bitch. If you continue your harassment campaign I am willing to take you to ANI (where I will buy you a drink...hell, why not, a round for everyone). Randy Kryn (talk) 15:08, 1 September 2021 (UTC)
 * Well Gee, howdy, pardner! Make mine "Milk of amnesia"! Martinevans123 (talk) 15:20, 1 September 2021 (UTC)
 * [for those humor impaired and/or Code Enforcement Officer wannabbes, 1) what the heck are you doing on this talk page?, 2) watch the whole John Wayne clip linked by Martinevans which explains my code-unenforced language.] Randy Kryn (talk) 22:41, 1 September 2021 (UTC)
 * Uh-oh, looks like we may now have some "discussion board" progress... maybe someone's looking for a "megablock"? Martinevans123 (talk) 19:12, 2 September 2021 (UTC)


 * Our visitor refers to :


 * Couple is an elastic term. In Islam, pilgrim is title of honor. And what does John Wayne's racism have to do with anything? In the old days racism was all the rage, just as indignant demands for apologies are today. Now begone before I denounce you as an Islamophobe. Pilgrim. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 15:03, 1 September 2021 (UTC) BTW, second-grade has a hyphen.
 * I made the mistake of looking (but at least not commenting) at ANI per the notice below, and I had the misfortune of looking up higher on the page, where there is a now-closed thread about Trypophobia. And it contains a whiny comment about some talk page posts from several years ago: However, some users, such as one editor called Tryptofish, took the time to mock the concept of the disorder, and tried to have the image enlarged. The ping didn't go through to me, so I only saw it today, after closure. Apparently, I'm an SPA who adopted a name similar to the page name so that I could make fun of it. (In fact, I responded to an RfC, and asked about the strength of sourcing for the page. Obviously, I needed to be canceled.) Thanks for letting me vent. Anyway, it seems that WP has long been a place for people who get offended by stuff that shouldn't have offended them so much. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:13, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
 * - Tryp!!!! I am seeing a whole new side of you, now. You have been holding back on me. I was wondering where your name came from. Now we know the truth. Bad fishy!!! -- A Rose  Wolf  21:26, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
 * And here I thought that "Trypophobia" was fear of me! --Tryptofish (talk) 21:29, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
 * Meh, one person's fear is another person's magnet -- A Rose Wolf  21:31, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
 * You said it. Fun for all the family! Martinevans123 (talk) 21:35, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
 * Pilgrim, I mean EEng, I actually did comment there after all: . OK, pilgrim? --Tryptofish (talk) 23:33, 2 September 2021 (UTC)

Personal attacks go here
Your father engages in subtle vandalism. Firefangledfeathers (talk) 14:18, 1 September 2021 (UTC)


 * "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." etc. Martinevans123 (talk) 14:35, 1 September 2021 (UTC)
 * Well, they might still appeal. But yes, it's much safer commenting and knowing one will get no reply. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:38, 1 September 2021 (UTC)
 * "Your mother was a replica and your father smelt of Crataegus monogyna." etc. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:29, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
 * Solid. Firefangledfeathers (talk) 20:33, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
 * ... rockin' it, dude. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:45, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
 * ... rockin' it, dude. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:45, 2 September 2021 (UTC)

ANI discussion
There is currently a discussion at Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents regarding an issue with which you may have been involved. Thank you. Nat Gertler (talk) 18:35, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
 * If you want my advice, you took a wrong turn at I can certainly see how some might not see that as offensive. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:16, 3 September 2021 (UTC)


 * Don't annoy me. I can easily withhold support of your quirky sense of humour, in the future. GoodDay (talk) 23:51, 2 September 2021 (UTC)
 * You talkin' to me? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:16, 3 September 2021 (UTC)
 * I like GoodDay, and I like EEng, and I also think there is something going on here that EEng would do well to learn from. I saw the exchange between the two of you at ANI. Basically, GoodDay said, in a supportive way, that worse things have been said about him, and EEng replied that that's because he's a worse person. When I read it at the time, I found it funny, and understood it to be a joke. But it sounds like GoodDay took it seriously. And neither one of us (GoodDay and I) is right or wrong in how we interpreted it. That's the limitation of online humor, where affect is not apparent in text. And frankly, that's similar to what happened with Nat and "pilgrim". EEng thought it was no big deal, and Nat did not. So EEng, as much as I personally like your sense of humor, don't give up your day job. You aren't as clever as you think you are. It's not the other person's fault if they don't get your joke. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:09, 3 September 2021 (UTC)
 * I forgot to add: if you look here (towards the end of the section), you will see EEng telling me that I'm better than a root canal. I took that as humorous, too, and that's the way that I took the comment to GoodDay. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:13, 3 September 2021 (UTC)

"We can't just focus on Butt, you know."
File:Coppertone.jpg
 * I feel there should be an essay in this, or maybe a Burma-shave -- ? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:14, 1 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Levivich 04:05, 1 October 2021 (UTC)
 * You're like a jukebox, thanks! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 04:59, 1 October 2021 (UTC)
 * But, but, but.... --Tryptofish (talk) 21:17, 1 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Is nothing sacred? Norman Buttkiss 123 (talk) 22:51, 1 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Wikipedian esotericism[Not to be confused with Western esotericism or The Esoterrorists] is notorious  , and a debate about whether an article about the Butt–Millet Memorial Fountain focuses too much on Butt or too much on Millet is a pristine example. Another example: the ongoing debates at List of catgirls about whether Hermione Granger, who was once turned into a cat-like creature but only temporarily, should be listed, which has now blossomed into an ANI thread. Levivich 19:58, 2 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Only on Wikipedia! Some people are pains in the butt, and others are insufferably catty. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:10, 2 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Hey bitches. Time ya'll took a week off to Detox! Things can get a bit juicey, can't they. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:17, 2 October 2021 (UTC)

October 2021
I have asked you before to stop being aggressive yet you choose to continue being belligerent there with disrespectful and unnecessary wording like "your own damn fault". I am asking you again to stop that and to be civil. --SergeWoodzing (talk) 15:17, 6 October 2021 (UTC)
 * I frequently check on the background behind these sorts of complaints, and far be it from me to object to requests for EEng to be nicer to people, but – good grief! This is over a fringey claim, where the talk page discussion has, by my count, six editors telling SW to back down, and zero agreeing with him. Looks to me like it's his own damn fault. --Tryptofish (talk) 17:56, 6 October 2021 (UTC)
 * "Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know it's my own damn fault." Martinevans123 (talk) 18:32, 6 October 2021 (UTC)


 * I asked a question on an article talk page. Only this user addressed the matter with an abundance of personal scolding. That's what I wrote about here, not article content. On that page, I have already given up on the question I asked, yet the scolding only continues and worsens. If several of you wish to enable and support and reinforce that kind of behavior, that's your prerogative. --SergeWoodzing (talk) 13:36, 7 October 2021 (UTC)
 * I refuse to be an enabler. EEng should stop with the scolding. He sounds like Miss Snodgrass (whoever that is). Martinevans123 (talk) 13:43, 7 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Thank you. --SergeWoodzing (talk) 13:47, 7 October 2021 (UTC)
 * I think you need to take your irony detector in for recalibration. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 15:33, 7 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Well, you know, there's irony and then there's scrap irony. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:38, 7 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Goddam it, I was going to make a scrap-irony joke right after dinner and here you beat me to it. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:41, 7 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Hark! The Master speaks. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:53, 7 October 2021 (UTC)

ANI
There is currently a discussion at Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents regarding an issue with which you may have been involved. Thank you. SergeWoodzing (talk) 17:02, 8 October 2021 (UTC)
 * And nobody's even posted the "take a number" image there yet? Slackers. —David Eppstein (talk) 02:34, 9 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Levivich 17:25, 9 October 2021 (UTC)

Circumstance
Saw this and thought of you the Museum. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 14:47, 10 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Why exactly did you think of me in particular? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 14:53, 10 October 2021 (UTC)
 * The answer is in your museum - think back to Dr Chrissy's passing. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 16:54, 10 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Hey Atsme, good to see you around again! As for the dirty underwear, I don't get the joke, either, so please do tell. Of course, EEng doubtless knows his way around the dungeon museum better than I do. But what I remember from Dr Chrissy's passing was that EEng commented that the impalement image Dr Chrissy had put on their page looked... something, in the context of the note about his being deceased. Of course, if you're just telling EEng to change his underwear... --Tryptofish (talk) 20:41, 10 October 2021 (UTC)
 * My apologies for the last response but we had a frightful storm yesterday evening which knocked out the power for nearly 6 hours. For easy reference, see EEng's "Museum of I Shouldn't Laugh but I Did". It's self-explanatory. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 19:21, 11 October 2021 (UTC)
 * See, I got it (almost) right! (Frightful storm, eh? That's what happens when I smite someone!) --Tryptofish (talk) 20:44, 11 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Ah yes, Archangel Trypto. I see you more as Angel Summoner to Atsme's BMX bandit (...soon to be replaced by "Gymkhana Girl") : . Martinevans123 (talk) 21:58, 11 October 2021 (UTC)
 * I've been called arch from time to time (but no, my name is not Archie). But I can honestly say that no one (except, maybe, my mother) has ever called me an angel. I'm finally moving up in the world! --Tryptofish (talk) 22:08, 11 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Did you know ... * that Prince Ginger and Princess Rachel of Zane named their possible future King sprog after The Drells' lead singer? True story. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:21, 11 October 2021 (UTC)
 * I am rarely ever smitten by celebrity as it appears Harry & Meghan must be, and even less so smited, at least not in the way Tryp presented it (no offense intended to the god of thunder & lightening). My most recent smitings have been brought on by this seemingly never ending move with all the accompanying memories. Oh, and the last link I included in my post will take you to an interesting bit of music history. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 21:08, 15 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Ooh yes, thanks for that. I now feel strangely liberated. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:24, 15 October 2021 (UTC)

Thank you
...for writing WP:Principle of some astonishment. I just stopped myself from writing "The House of Lords passed the Pains and Penalties Bill 1820 in 1820." <b style="color:#F60;font-family:Times New Roman">Sunrise</b> <i style="font-size:11px">(talk)</i> 08:12, 11 October 2021 (UTC)
 * I am but the humble initiator of that page; many hands helped. You may wish to peruse User:EEng for further ways of wasting your afternoon. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 13:39, 12 October 2021 (UTC)

Reverting the split on engineering glossary
I started a discussion on the talk page. You're welcome to join in if you are interested. Talk:Glossary_of_engineering:_A–L Ergzay (talk) 03:24, 17 October 2021 (UTC)

source
Hey, how did you get access to Carmarthenshire and Ceredigion? It's from Yale University Press theleekycauldron (talk • contribs) (they/them) 18:39, 19 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Yale, huh? Oh, I'm gonna be watching for the reply to this one! --Tryptofish (talk) 20:30, 19 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Trypy, my friend,was it everything you hoped for? -- A Rose Wolf  17:37, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Nope, our curator just ignored my dig at him. And this from someone who once went ballistic when I admitted that Yale has better architecture than Harvard does. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:08, 20 October 2021 (UTC) (Harvard, '78)
 * Not sure what you mean by "how did you [i.e. me, EEng] get access", because I don't recall ever having seen the title before. But if there's something you need from it I can get it. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:51, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Ah, right, that's my mistake. I'm looking for anything about Cwmhiraeth that's in there, although I'm told it's not much. theleekycauldron (talk • contribs) (they/them) 00:53, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * OK, just to be clear, you're looking for stuff about Cwmhiraeth, not, right? Because I don't think there will be much about the latter in there. It may be a week or more, but I'll take a look and see what's there. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 04:08, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Cwmhiraeth the hamlet is just an innocuous little place that sprang up as part of the development of the woollen industry in Wales in the nineteenth century. I doubt you will find much about it online. My only association with the hamlet is that a relation used to live there and I liked the evocative name. Cwmhiraeth (talk) 05:10, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Ridicuous. Everyone know the Hamlet's in Denmark. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:42, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * And here I thought that hamlet is what you put on a hamlet and cheeselet sandwich. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:08, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * I am looking for stuff on Cwmhiraeth, yeah. Although it would seem that the jig is already up. I'm still open to any stuff if you've got it, though, thanks! theleekycauldron (talk • contribs) (they/them) 06:46, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Apparently, our Dame Judi is related to Hamlet. Well, to his personal astrologer anyway. Just sayin' Martinevans123 (talk) 09:23, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * What in the world are you talking about? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 13:16, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * If only I knew. You're the one who mentioned something rotten in the state of Denmark. Martinevans123 (talk) 13:20, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Martin's just giddy because Carmarthenshire and Ceredigion both have enough vowels in them to be pronounceable. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:08, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Eeeewww no, Carmarthenshire has those nasty Saesneg vowels in, look you. You must mean Sir Gaerfyrddin! Martinevans123 (talk) 20:15, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Bowellism and vowelism? Tripe! --Tryptofish (talk) 20:36, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * We're at your service at TripeAdvisor! Martinevans123 (talk) 20:49, 20 October 2021 (UTC)  I made a real effort to choose the least objectional bowel link there, honestly.
 * Very good! No one wants to see the sausage made with natural casings. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:54, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * They say it's pork, but we know different: . Martinevans123 (talk) 21:42, 20 October 2021 (UTC)


 * Now that looks like quite the Welsh rarebit! (Or a blushing bunny?) --Tryptofish (talk) 21:51, 20 October 2021 (UTC) Insert joke about spotted dick here. But don't insert a spotted dick here. And now, get off EEng's lawn! --Tryptofish (talk) 21:55, 20 October 2021 (UTC)


 * Tripe Advisor meets Blather Control . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:11, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * --Tryptofish (talk) 21:17, 20 October 2021 (UTC)

"Vast and cavernous"
As someone who recently had a panic attack at level D of the Widener stacks, I was happy to discover that Wikipedia agrees on their cavernousness. JBchrch  talk  16:59, 20 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Next time remember your compass, sandwich, and whistle. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:23, 20 October 2021 (UTC)

Vex-byst ... etc.
Hey, that's great to see, and so very well put (as usual).

I love your user page, eg. the Museum of Stable Geniuses. In fact, it rivals only Martin's talk page for that welcome combination of a) sanity-restoring absurdist humour and b) the potential for making an editor completely forget the reason they went to the page in the first place. JG66 (talk) 04:27, 21 October 2021 (UTC)
 * The credit is all yours. The sad part, though (and take this from me), is that you will probably never do anything that good ever again in your life, and when you're 70 you'll be saying "Did I ever tell you about the time I coined the Wikinym vexbysterang?" And immediately people will remember that they promised to change the catbox or pick up their mother-in-law at the airport, and before you know it the room will be clear. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:23, 21 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Funny, I was just thinking along those lines myself – it's far more satisfying to have helped inspire WP:VEXBYSTERANG than anything else I've done here. Even more so now that you've (most kindly) afforded me a voice on your Hall of Fame/Shame, Smoke and Mirrors. Seriously. JG66 (talk) 05:47, 21 October 2021 (UTC)

If such a thing existed, don't you think we would have been hit with one by now? Levivich 01:10, 23 October 2021 (UTC)

EEng?
For a while I've mused... Electrical Engineer? No... has a sense of humor. Mmm...So? Let me offer la bonne juste... ETA is in the arrivals column. Thanks for the use of your talk page. — N eonorange (talk to Phil) (he, they) 02:14, 26 October 2021 (UTC)
 * An electrical engineer with a sense of humor? SHOCKING! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 04:54, 26 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Positively Edisonian! — N eonorange (talk to Phil) (he, they) 10:01, 26 October 2021 (UTC)
 * I call you 'Edwin Engelbarth' in my head. Jip Orlando (talk) 17:09, 26 October 2021 (UTC)
 * I call him lots of other things in my head. But they're all too rude to share here. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:12, 26 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Nothing's too rude to share here. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:21, 26 October 2021 (UTC)
 * That is just begging for trouble —valereee (talk) 17:35, 26 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Indeed. Nothing? Oh, good. I'll get working on it right now. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:18, 26 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Awww, poor EEng. This Talk page is like a paperback novel, (... the kind that drug stores sell). **dabs eye with tissue** Martinevans123 (talk) 18:42, 26 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Some of my most favorite novels are paperback (lol). I didn't get them from a drug store, I swear. -- A Rose Wolf  18:44, 26 October 2021 (UTC)
 * paperback rider? ghost rider? Nicholas Cage? — N eonorange (talk to Phil) (he, they) 18:59, 26 October 2021 (UTC)
 * I don't know what those are. One of my very first paperback books was Tolkien's Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit. I also kept a collection of Mark Twain short stories in paperback form. I believe I have a paperback copy of Edgar Allen Poe poems I picked up on my travels. I don't keep much but books I will keep. -- A Rose Wolf  19:12, 26 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Paperback Writer is a song written by Paul McCartney for the last Beatles tour; Ghost Rider is one of Nicholas Cage's more awful films — way back, as a kid, visiting grandparents in a small town, I spent summer afternoons sitting on the town library floor, reading every science fiction work, book by book, shelf by shelf. When I began to purchase books for myself, paperback books were $0.35 new—turn in two old ones and get one back. Heaven—I grew up on a farm & had little interest and further helpings of outdoors. Now, penitential, I caretake novelist's bios here. William Gibson, whose first novel, Neuromancer started the cyberpunk genre as an ACE paperback for under a dollar. The Peripheral, the first of a new trilogy-two published so far, is set in the near future. He's talked of as an important modern author of novels in English—genre or no. Usually has a resourceful woman in the foreground—sort of as I'd wanted my daughter to be in similar situations (she's 35 now and handles any situation well.) Try an Apple Books sample if you're in that ecology. Well, I run on, but so happy to meet a rose wolf in this wild party—All Tomorrow's Parties is another Gibson title. — N eonorange (talk to Phil) (he, they) 22:38, 26 October 2021 (UTC)  ^  N eonorange (talk to Phil) (he, they) 22:57, 26 October 2021 (UTC)
 * I knew we'd get a mention of AN/I sooner or later. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:43, 26 October 2021 (UTC)
 * I didn't do it...this time, Martin.
 * Thank you for the explanation, . I don't mind wordy explanations. The more information the better. I am so happy to meet an...orange...that is neon (lol). Its a peculiar name but I like it. My parents bought me a used set of encyclopedias of the world when I was younger and I spent so much time just reading its pages. I was both thrilled and scared when I went to visit some of those locations years ago. The encyclopedias weren't entirely correct but they were close enough it didn't bother me too much. Most every language I know, with exception of Hebrew, Italian and Yiddish, I learned on my own from books and such. I didn't do much else growing up. I love reading from a book and still find time to do it. -- A Rose Wolf  16:52, 27 October 2021 (UTC)
 * I did read books as a child, but they were more like this. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  10:18, 28 October 2021 (UTC)
 * You sure, Threesie? "swoon". Martinevans123 (talk) 13:20, 29 October 2021 (UTC)
 * In 1952, computer $≡$ science fiction—well, mostly. — N eonorange (talk to Phil) (he, they) 13:12, 29 October 2021 (UTC)

Contact Us / Article subjects
This looks much better than what's currently in Contact us/Article subjects. However, I think this needs to be tested on the mobile, Android and iOS Wikipedia apps first to make sure it is factually correct. I've never tried using them (like, I use the desktop browser on mobile and it works fine, though not as practical as an actual desktop PC) but I'd need to double check that the image of a "Talk" header is actually what they see. The subject of the latest ANI thread is using a mobile app, and was complaining about not finding out how to appeal a block, which might be related. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  16:44, 29 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Well, if there are any problems along those lines, they were there already; all I did was cut stuff out and a little copyediting -- nothing new added. So the issues you're talking about (which are valid concerns, of course) aren't affected one way or the other, so you may as well move my sandbox over and deal with what you're talking about after that. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:19, 29 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Okay, I've moved it over - it's certainly better than what was there. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  17:53, 29 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Great, thanks. But I hasten to point out that -- though it may seem unjust -- I have yet to reach the point where I have my own WP: shortcut -- see edit summary at ;P . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:21, 29 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Yes I know, you can't fix blatant howlers in edit summaries and need to get them right first time. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  18:39, 29 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Blatant howlers. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:35, 29 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Mobile communication bugs summarizes these problems and is very knowledgeable. <b style="color:#070">Cullen</b><sup style="color:#707">328   Let's discuss it  18:13, 29 October 2021 (UTC)
 * What, no complaint about the length of my talk page? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:21, 29 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Once I have made a point, I try not to repeat it. Plus, smartphones are more powerful these days, and my current phone does not choke on your talk page. <b style="color:#070">Cullen</b><sup style="color:#707">328  Let's discuss it  18:49, 29 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Already tried that. The joke wore thin. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  18:41, 29 October 2021 (UTC)

Question (not joking for once) about edit notice
I just noticed (belatedly) that User talk:EEng/Editnotice has some stuff in it that resembles some vandalism that was recently reverted. (The stuff about "new things at bottom" with blurry stuff superimposed.) I don't want to change it myself, but EEng, you may want to repair it if it's not intended. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:20, 29 October 2021 (UTC)
 * (TPS) It's been in EEng's Editnotice for ages. I'm guessing the vandal stole it from there. Black Kite (talk) 22:26, 29 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Yes, I realized that, which is part of why I didn't change it, but still.... --Tryptofish (talk) 22:28, 29 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Yeah, it just appeared one day and since crazy things are always happening around here it seemed like just one more nutso thing. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:47, 29 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Well, if you want the nutso to be less-so, either of us could do-so. Or not-so. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:47, 30 October 2021 (UTC)
 * What would be the fun in that? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:09, 30 October 2021 (UTC)
 * It was Cards84664's brilliant idea. "Clean up" apparently. Pawnkingthree (talk) 21:56, 30 October 2021 (UTC)
 * No idea who the IP is, but I guess they have good taste.  Cards   84664   00:49, 1 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Since our curator enjoys it, I think that's that. Any change is not in the cards. --Tryptofish (talk) 17:58, 1 November 2021 (UTC)
 * And you'll be here all week, I take it? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:00, 1 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Unless I get kicked out. New things at the bottom. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:02, 1 November 2021 (UTC)

Thank you for improving the project page Article Size
Thank you for going through the project page Article size line by line and thinking about what is being said and removing bad sentences or sections. Mburrell (talk) 04:07, 30 October 2021 (UTC)
 * As they say in Russia, you ain't seen nothing nyet. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 04:11, 30 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Today Article size, tomorrow User talk page size? —David Eppstein (talk) 06:29, 30 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Quite your complaining. I archived something just the other day. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 12:41, 30 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Only because you were worried about William Shatner shouting out "LOOK! There's EEng's talk page!" after lift off. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  14:47, 30 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Worse and worse. The Starship Enterprise didn't "lift off"; it was built in space. Honestly, one would think you were born in the 19th century or something. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 15:06, 30 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Who said anything about the Enterprise? <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  15:10, 30 October 2021 (UTC)
 * I'm strictly 20th c. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:08, 30 October 2021 (UTC)

“No comment”
Can somebody explain to me why this edit doesn’t display a comment as intended? <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  07:23, 30 October 2021 (UTC)
 * @Ritchie333 *old mechanic voice* "Well there's your problem, ya dun used en-dashes instead of them regular dashes."  CaptainEek  Edits Ho Cap'n!⚓ 08:37, 30 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Shiver me timbers, ya got it Cap’n. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  09:18, 30 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Not regular dashes but hyphens. A hyphen is not a dash. My GOD, what are they teaching in the schools these days? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 12:36, 30 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Obviously not that, as I couldn't find the relevant dash hyphen key on a smartphone. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  14:46, 30 October 2021 (UTC)
 * Why do we need more than one dash/hyphen? What additional information does n-dash vs m-dash vs hyphen communicate? —valereee (talk) 22:10, 2 November 2021 (UTC)
 * What are you, tryin' to start a war? Levivich 22:32, 2 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Or trying to dash our hopes? --Tryptofish (talk) 22:34, 2 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Hyphens are people too, you know, oh dash it! Martinevans123 (talk) 22:36, 2 November 2021 (UTC)

In all seriousness, User:Valereee, dashes have a myriad of uses, and in most of them it really does matter which one is which, the different sizes communicating slightly different relationships between whatever's on either side. However, there is one very prominent use – the "interrupting" dash, such as in this very sentence – in which it doesn't matter which one you use, and from that people get the idea that they're interchangeable in all uses—‌which they're not. (That was two ens followed by one em, either one of which was acceptable in that use -- except that I shouldn't have used a mix in a single sentence or indeed in a single work. And just now, BTW, I gave an example of what's called a "typewriter dash".) <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:09, 3 November 2021 (UTC)
 * two ens followed by one em: en, en, em – not to be confused with Eminem (plural: M&M's). Levivich 02:11, 3 November 2021 (UTC)
 * In all seriousness, I agree with EEng. --Tryptofish (talk) 11:41, 3 November 2021 (UTC)
 * In most uses? Color me ignorant. :D I would not have thought that. And I'll probably never do the required research unless someone says something that makes it actually sound interesting. —valereee (talk) 21:05, 3 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Hey valereee, that dash before your signature is too long: –valereee, not —valereee. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:38, 3 November 2021 (UTC)
 * And in all seriousness, EEng agrees with me. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:39, 3 November 2021 (UTC)
 * @Tryptofish, I can see the difference, and I agree but I don't know how to tell it to do that. —valereee (talk) 13:26, 5 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Valereee, I was kidding around, so please don't feel like you have to do anything just because I said so. (And it made me realize that the way that I do my own signature – for which I just use the default WP format, with nothing personalized – uses a double-hyphen ( -- ), which I like the least of all. So, there you go!) Anyway, the shorter one is an "n-dash" and the longer one is an "m-dash". If your edit window looks like my edit window, just below where the text being edited appears, there is a drop-down menu starting with "Insert". Just to the right of that are two dashes, the first one being the "n" and the second being the "m", and you can click on the one you want, to insert it where you are editing. You can change from one to the other on the first page of your user preferences. But you don't have to unless you want to. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:02, 5 November 2021 (UTC)


 * On American roads, yellow lines separate lanes of traffic going in opposing directions, and white lines separate lanes going in the same direction; you should never find yourself with a yellow line to your right (except when passing). Perhaps not 1 driver in 100 could tell you that, and yet if you put drivers in a simulator going down a lane with a yellow line on their right, most will immediately realize something's wrong, even if they can't tell you exactly what it is. Dashes are the same (sayeth the dash pedant). <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:53, 3 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Thus speaks someone who obviously has not dealt with Southern California freeway carpool lanes and the double-yellows that often separate them from the rest of traffic, to their right. —David Eppstein (talk) 07:18, 4 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Some ignorant person at CalTrans, apparently. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 12:36, 4 November 2021 (UTC)
 * On British roads, traffic going in opposing directions is often separated by Insulate Britain protestors with their faces super-glued to the road. You should never find yourself with a climate activist under your wheels. Perhaps not 1 driver in 100 could tell you that, and yet if you put drivers in a simulator with realistic bone-crunching sounds, most will immediately realize something's wrong, even if they can't tell you exactly what it is. Martinevans123 (talk) 09:48, 4 November 2021 (UTC)

Wikipedia:Summary style
Summary style may need an update after changes to the "Article size" page.-- Moxy - 21:21, 2 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Good point, but I fear we're already living on borrowed time with the changes I've made (with remarkably little pushback) to WP:SIZE, because (I suspect) there are many more watchers are over at WP:SPLIT. So really we've got three different loci for changes; we need to bring those interested in all three pages (SIZE, SPLIT, Summary style) together for a come-to-Jesus. And like I've said, but keep forgetting to remind myself, I've really got some important IRL stuff to do that demands I conserve the kind of concentration needed for a policy overhaul like this. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:34, 2 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Ha! How did you find a picture of me, if I had blonde hair, if I had long hair, if I had any hair? And it was Summer and I was sitting on a dock wearing a red dress. -- A Rose Wolf  12:32, 3 November 2021 (UTC)
 * So does that mean you are six feet tall and, um, bodacious? —valereee (talk) 21:08, 3 November 2021 (UTC)
 * More like 175cm and not so that but one can dream dreams. I do miss my hair and it's growing back so slowly. -- A Rose Wolf  16:30, 4 November 2021 (UTC)
 * That's not far off. You can have my hair if you like, Rose, I'm not exactly short of it and it was especially bad when the barbers were all shut during lockdown. And my dad's still got a full head of hair going into his mid 70s, so it's not going to change. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  16:46, 4 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Sweetness, my girls used to braid wild flowers into my hair (lol). It was three and half to four feet long. Hopefully I'll get there again one day. -- A Rose Wolf  17:02, 4 November 2021 (UTC)
 * "It was three and half to four feet long." So is the height of a pile of A4 paper if you printed out the entirety of this talk page onto it. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  17:10, 4 November 2021 (UTC)

Someone is pissed at you
Lol, Coming from AD's tp, I came across this (ip with just one edit) so just who did you piss off this time? Any clues? Celestina007 (talk) 20:18, 3 November 2021 (UTC)
 * (for those not using mobile apps, a more conventional diff is here) As for who it is, if in doubt, say IceWhiz. Enough people will believe you. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  16:50, 4 November 2021 (UTC)
 * I don't interpret it as someone being pissed at me. Quite the opposite: I'm being held up as a beacon of hope to downtrodden talk-page owners. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:11, 4 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Why should the mobile app automatically send a mobile-app-centric diff? I use the desktop version when on my iPad and Celestina007's diff flipped the display on Safari from desktop to mobile version. Seem's the version chosen for the displaying device ought to be dispositive. (I favor a third choice—an acolyte currying flavor) — N eonorange (talk to Phil) (he, they) 13:37, 5 November 2021 (UTC)

Indenting
Howdy. Maybe if you were to 'write' in (don't have to ping) the editor you're responding to, that would help one figure out who you're responding to. GoodDay (talk) 18:28, 4 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Indenting is to help people see, at a glance, which comment follows on from which other comment. Your changes made it look like someone was talking to me when they were actually talking to someone else. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:44, 4 November 2021 (UTC)
 * I wouldn't have made that mistake, if you were to 'name' the person you're responding to. The Discussion has several editors participating, so it would be helpful. GoodDay (talk) 18:58, 4 November 2021 (UTC)
 * You'd need to ask everyone to do that, but anyway it's not needed since the indenting indicates it. I don't know why you're fooling with it. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:07, 4 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Just forget it. Do what ever you want. GoodDay (talk) 19:49, 4 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Hi, I'm IndentBot! I see that you are using a talk page but may have the formatting wrong!  Allow me to completely bork it and change the meaning!  IndentBot (talk) (JO) 16:24, 5 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Hi, I'm Do-what-ever-you-want-Bot! I see that someone has told you to do what ever you want, but may have given you the wrong idea! Allow me to suggest other trivia you can do what you like with.  -- Do-what-ever-you-want-Bot (talk) 16:41, 5 November 2021 (UTC)

Traditional post-sanction rituals

 * Gnashing of teeth
 * Pulling of hair
 * Cleansing the userpage
 * Rending the signature
 * Swearing retirement oaths
 * Declaration of bad omens
 * Prophesizing the end of times
 * Prayers to Jimbo

Someone must have written this essay already? If not... Levivich 13:40, 8 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Darn, looking at the diff I thought that was going to be a Burma-shave. The 7 stages of post-sanction grief? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 13:43, 8 November 2021 (UTC)
 * What would the last stage be? Cuz it sure as hell ain't acceptance. Levivich 14:28, 8 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Rising from the dead. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 14:30, 8 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Followed by ... SPI and community ban. Martinevans123 (talk) 14:34, 8 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Followed by ritual grave dancing. Martinevans123 (talk) 14:41, 8 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Followed by...sanctions for the grave-dancers. It's the circle of life! —David Eppstein (talk) 00:00, 9 November 2021 (UTC)

Joke
I didn’t mean to steal your joke, but thanks for making me chuckle in these exasperating times. Dronebogus (talk) 08:38, 13 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Imitation is the flattest form of sincerity. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:08, 17 November 2021 (UTC)
 * And speaking of jokes and the Article Rescue Squadron, here's my favorite of their jokes: they actually wanted to Keep this joke of an article: https://en.everybodywiki.com/List_of_electric_shocks_on_railways . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:26, 17 November 2021 (UTC)

"Donald Trump is a ... well, you know"
Trump "fanboys" who stalk this page may be interested in this. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  23:34, 16 November 2021 (UTC)
 * , since you and I are Facebook friends, you know my real thoughts about Trump (which are sharply negative for those who don't read my Facebook posts). That being said, I am uncomfortable using DYK and the main page for political digs against the guys with really bad haircuts. <b style="color:#070">Cullen</b><sup style="color:#707">328  Let's discuss it  01:33, 17 November 2021 (UTC)
 * So I take it you wouldn't be happy about
 * Did you know ... that donaldtrumpi has a scaly yellowish head and small genitalia?
 * –? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 08:35, 17 November 2021 (UTC)

A lot of bruises, but we're still around
Is it Wikipedia or is it certain editors. This project can be really weird at times :) GoodDay (talk) 04:21, 27 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Anything in particular you're referring to? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:05, 27 November 2021 (UTC)
 * I can't say, less I be accused of WP:CANVASS. I'm always being watched. GoodDay (talk) 06:24, 27 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Well you've come to the right place for a discreet talk away from prying eyes. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:25, 27 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Best that I don't. Sorry to have bothered you. GoodDay (talk) 06:30, 27 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Sounds a bit ominous. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:34, 27 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Not sure, but could possibly be the J.K. Rowling flap, in this VPP discussion where participated, and where I had made a failed ping to you and came here to remedy it, finding when I got here that GoodDay had gotten here first. Mathglot (talk) 03:24, 29 November 2021 (UTC)
 * What going on at Rowling's BLP is a tragic-comedy. But, that's not what's got be foolish. 2021 has been an interesting year on Wikipedia. GoodDay (talk) 03:30, 29 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Is it bigger than a breadbox? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 03:41, 29 November 2021 (UTC)
 * Follow the trail, in reverse. GoodDay (talk) 05:04, 29 November 2021 (UTC)
 * You speak in riddles. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:21, 29 November 2021 (UTC)

Very clever.
Your edit summary is very clever. Unfortunately, it is so clever that it went completely over my head. What were you trying to communicate to me? Butwhatdoiknow (talk) 03:09, 11 December 2021 (UTC)
 * It's just I was wondering what were you trying to communicate in your edit summary ? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 04:01, 11 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Ah. If you want to know more, read here. Butwhatdoiknow (talk) 17:59, 11 December 2021 (UTC)

DUH
I'm seeing rather too many examples of WP:DUH recently. Is my awareness of spotting the blatantly obvious getting better, or am I just reading articles that haven't had a good oversight on them for some years (or, indeed now, decades)? <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  16:17, 16 December 2021 (UTC)
 * According to the latest figures from the United States Department of Defense CounterDUH Field Activity Interagency Joint Monitoring Taskforce, incidents of WikiDUH are up 387% since the start of the Covid-19 pandemic. So it's not your imagination. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:53, 16 December 2021 (UTC)
 * DUH, why didn't I think of that? <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  17:45, 16 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Take this atrocious article, for example. It's just a load of alternative noise! Disgusting! Martinevans123 (talk) 17:52, 16 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Alternative noise? Pah, that's nothing! <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  17:55, 16 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Could be worse. Better watch out for those gendered mackerels. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:15, 16 December 2021 (UTC)
 * And here's a lovely picture for all you aspiring glam medical students. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:50, 16 December 2021 (UTC)
 * If that's what glam has come to... --Tryptofish (talk) 21:33, 16 December 2021 (UTC)
 * You think that's bad... ?! Martinevans123 (talk) 21:38, 16 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Oh, Gadd! --Tryptofish (talk) 21:44, 16 December 2021 (UTC)

Just got to say ...

 * This one's a classic: . This one, however, has the meter a bit off: . (Maybe put another coin in the meter. Don't wanna get a ticket.) --Tryptofish (talk) 21:41, 16 December 2021 (UTC)


 * For the record, I'm not sure I myself wrote even one of the many great Burma-shaves seen at User:EEng and Template:Burma-shave-notice; my contribution was suggesting the basic idea near the bottom of this ANI thread then letting others do all the actual work. A shout-out to User:Plutonical for adding a new one just today . If someone wants to trawl (or, more broadly, this) plus this page and my user page, and memorialize any lost gems on the template list (seen below, and linked above), that would be of great benefit to the Wikipedia community and, indeed, all of humanity. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:46, 16 December 2021 (UTC)

Can you be less political on AN/I?
I didn't like your "Baseless ass persians" edit on AN/I. Now, don't get me wrong, I hate that guy as much as you do, but at the same time, AN/I is not the place to advance a political agenda IMO.

Could you please change the word "ass" to something else? I agree with the "baseless" being a stop the steal protester, and the persians part wasn't of any concern at all, but I feel like it's just a bad idea (Plus we might lose right-leaning users to the clusterfuck that is Conservapedia if we express such bias). ☢️Plutonical☢️ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵘⁿᶦᶜᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ  01:44, 17 December 2021 (UTC)
 * You mean Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents? Well, I could change "ass" to "deranged sociopathic moron" but then then pun doesn't work. Delusional editors inclined to decamp for Conservapedia have already gone. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 02:22, 17 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Honestly anyone who thinks Conservapedia is a viable alternative is probably non-regretted attrition. —valereee (talk) 19:29, 18 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Non-regretted attrition (= don't go away mad, just go away) is joining Controlled flight into terrain (= pilot crashed the plane) on my list of favorite euphemisms. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:37, 18 December 2021 (UTC)
 * EEng, you put the P in Piaf. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:44, 18 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Wait, what? Is that why the pilaf is yellow? --Tryptofish (talk) 22:55, 18 December 2021 (UTC)
 * In UK it's often called pillow rice, so yes. -- Golden Shower of Bengal 123 (talk) 23:14, 18 December 2021 (UTC)
 * I thought Trump did that in Russia, not Bengal. But then, I've never been that good at pillow talk. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:24, 18 December 2021 (UTC)
 * He never did nuthin' ok?? --James T. Justis 123 (talk) 23:32, 18 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Piaf? I thought that song line was by Blondie. But Google is telling me Mötley Crüe. —David Eppstein (talk) 00:54, 19 December 2021 (UTC)
 * "Controlled flight into terrain"?? Martinevans123 (talk) 11:11, 20 December 2021 (UTC)


 * Oh no, not more Persian arses again. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:49, 18 December 2021 (UTC)
 * It leaves editors longing for some peace of ass. Sorry!  --Tryptofish (talk) 21:56, 18 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Only Martin could come up with "Arses of Persia". <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:22, 18 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Yes, indeed, up his Arses! But we should all just live and let live. And yet, some people insist on sticking their noses into EEng's ass. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:52, 18 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Hey, that's kind of rude. I wouldn't stick my nose up anyone's ass. I know noses. I have the best nose. People come up to me and say "wow, you have a great nose". ☢️Plutonical☢️  ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵘⁿᶦᶜᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ  03:11, 19 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Only kind of rude? I was trying to be very rude. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:25, 19 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Practice makes perfect. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:20, 19 December 2021 (UTC)
 * I'm glad you're getting in the spirit of things, Plutonical. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 03:26, 19 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Is your name Raymond Luxury Yacht? WaltCip- (talk)  17:36, 19 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Who, me? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:29, 19 December 2021 (UTC)
 * My Wiki-lawyer has advised me not to comment any further so as to avoid accusations of WP:OUTING. WaltCip- (talk)  21:34, 19 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Well, in any event my secret's out . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:42, 19 December 2021 (UTC)
 * The Persian asses should shut-up. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:26, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
 * A man walks in to a Persian rug store. He approaches the rugs to inspect the material they are made of. He lets out a fart and then hurriedly looks around to see if anyone heard; he sees no one looking his way and relaxes a little. Interested in purchasing a rug, he approaches a sales clerk and asks for the price of the rug. The sales clerk says, "Sir, if you farted just touching it, you're gonna sh** your pants when you hear the price." Martinevans123 (talk) 20:36, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Persian rug. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:44, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Trypto, you look positively ravishing. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:52, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Alas, that's not me in the picture. I actually look ravished, or maybe ravaged. But I'll try not to wig out. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:56, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Shame. Plenty punter pay top dollar for Fishy Persian ladyboy! Martinevans123 (talk) 21:04, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Oh, you snake! But, dress for the season! (Plenty punter pay a pick of prickly Persians.) --Tryptofish (talk) 21:09, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Peter Pershan picked a peck of prickly pickled punters?? etc., etc. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:25, 23 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Alternately, replace the image with an image of Donald Trump riding a donkey so we don't know which ass the caption is referring to. Minkai  ( rawr! /contribs/ANI Hall of Fame) 21:58, 10 January 2022 (UTC)
 * From an insufferably obnoxious, officious, and self-important part of the Wikipedian culture: I'm not sure that two alternating images would work. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:30, 10 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Ah yes, that old debate between the direct approach and the alternating. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:35, 10 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Well, it's nothing that a well-placed iv couldn't cure.   --Tryptofish (talk) 22:38, 10 January 2022 (UTC)
 * I should make it clear that I'm being very, very WP:DICKish. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:51, 10 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Over there they call that a "Capitol offense", don't they? Martinevans123 (talk) 22:54, 10 January 2022 (UTC)

Holiday greetings (2021)
EEng, I sincerely hope your holiday season goes well this year especially with what we went through last year. I'm optimistic that 2022 will be a better year for all of us: both in real life and on Wikipedia. Wishing you the best from, Interstellarity (talk) 18:42, 21 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Well last year at this time I was in a Turkish prison so from a personal perspective the only way open is up. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:09, 21 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Then this year, I hope that you can be in a Turkish bath. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:33, 21 December 2021 (UTC)
 * How delightful. EEng, you're just "full of Eastern promise". Martinevans123 (talk) 22:08, 21 December 2021 (UTC) p.s. ah, sounds lovely... Istanbul by rail! How romantic.

A somewhat premature New Year's greeting

 * The curator has added an edit filter blocking future posts simultaneously containing the words premature and post-coital. Also see right. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:51, 27 December 2021 (UTC)
 * The curator is a cock-blocker. --Tryptofish (talk) 14:30, 28 December 2021 (UTC)
 * The editor is a Block Buster!: --Martinevans123 (talk) 17:41, 28 December 2021 (UTC)
 * . --Tryptofish (talk) 19:00, 28 December 2021 (UTC)
 * OMG. How did you know that's exactly how I picture EEng!? Martinevans123 (talk) 19:06, 28 December 2021 (UTC)
 * And this is how EEng pictures you! --Tryptofish (talk) 19:11, 28 December 2021 (UTC)
 * And of course this is how everyone pictures me! --Tryptofish (talk) 19:13, 28 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Great pectoral fins, Trypto. BTZ 123 (talk) 19:38, 28 December 2021 (UTC)}}
 * You should see my anal fins. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:51, 28 December 2021 (UTC)
 * Whatever you do, on your European vacations, is entirely a matter for you. Sanna Martin 123 (talk) 23:05, 28 December 2021 (UTC)
 * What happens on EEng's lawn, stays on EEng's lawn. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:10, 28 December 2021 (UTC)
 * "I was walking along the street the other day when I slipped on some dog shit. A minute later, some guy did exactly the same thing. I said to him, "I just did that." So, he punched me in the face and called me a dirty bastard." Martinevans123 (talk) 21:20, 29 December 2021 (UTC)
 * happy new year!Thanks,L3X1 ◊distænt write◊  06:11, 1 January 2022 (UTC)

Advice sought
Hello. I am contacting you because I have seen your involvement at the discussion at Wikipedia talk:Article size and saw you did not have previous experience interacting with this user before this. Basically, I have been engaging with Onetwothreeip for three days already at Talk:Opinion polling for the next Spanish general election and in my own talk page, who keeps exhibiting the same behavioural pattern as reported at Wikipedia talk:Article size and keeps using their own re-interpretation of that guideline to either enforce or block alternative solutions that do not suit their own view, and who keeps throwing and recycling the same arguments over and over again in an obvious effort to wear me down.

Personally, it is not the first time I have had a similar incident with this user; previous interactions in past years saw me simply accepting most of their demands just to stop the never-ending discussions. However, this is now coming over the top, since this user keeps requiring for their selected articles to be split and/or mutilated their own view, causing a large strain into other users' efforts to improve Wikipedia. Since you have been involved in a review effort at WP:SIZE resulting, precisely, from this and other users in-wiki "activism" against what they perceive as "large articles", I would like to seek some input from you on whether this issue should be brought to SIZE's talk page (to make this user conform to it and stop biased re-interpretations of the guideline) or even to ANI, or to point to whowever is more suited to address this situation, so that this kind of situations and behaviours are brought to an end once and for all.

Thank you and have a nice day!  Impru 20 talk 09:56, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
 * I feel your pain, because this preoccupation with "size" by people who apparently don't even understand the technical fundamentals (confusing wiki source size with bandwidth consumption with any number of other things) is the worst kind of moronic gnoming by people who want to pretend they're improving things but are just wasting everyone's time. Unfortunately, in this situation there are two things that make it hard for me to get involved: (1) Most of these controversies are just about splitting, with reduction of content not part of the discussion; but here it looks like there's some question as to what content should be retained at all, and I'm not familiar enough with the subject matter to make sense of that question. And (2) I just haven't got time right now. I hate to turn down requests for help, but sometimes I just have to. Perhaps some of my glittering salon of s will take an interest. Good luck. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:19, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Oh no, I am not seeking for you to get involved, just on some advice on how to proceed. The discussion has been ongoing for three days and all points have been already made, but resolution is impossible because no effort has been made on their part to put up a reasoning for their changes other than some apparent "need" to reduce "download size" (then "browser size"). Normally, dispute resolution should be the next step, but in this case I am already aware of the methods of this user in particular; it is not a true dispute over content, but rather, a dispute over size and which content should be removed to get that size reduced (usually making exaggerated arguments to depict a perceived "need" for reduction, which they themselves cannot properly back in any policy or guideline or reasoning different than their own opinion). This has been like this for years and, seemingly, has affected other users as well. But it is not that he would deserve to being brought to ANI ASAP (I think he is really well-intentioned, but is basically causing a lot of trouble and wasting a lot of time and is unable to get it).
 * Anyway, thanks for the response and the input!  Impru 20 talk 18:50, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
 * It's certainly not an ANI situation, but you're wrong that it's outside the domain of the usual dispute channels just because this dumb "download size" argument is being raised. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:03, 5 January 2022 (UTC)

January 2022
<div class="user-block" style="padding: 5px; margin-bottom: 0.5em; border: 1px solid #a9a9a9; background-color: #ffefd5; min-height: 40px"> You have been blocked from editing from certain pages (Wikipedia:ANI) for a period of 72 hours for making a joke out of someone's predicatment. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please read the guide to appealing blocks, then add the following text below the block notice on your talk page:. Doug Weller talk 13:59, 12 January 2022 (UTC)
 * I was tempted to site block you, but this should be warning enough. You've got quite a block record and this seems to be part of a pattern with you. Doug Weller  talk 14:04, 12 January 2022 (UTC)
 * No comment on the merits, but it appears EEng was blocked from the redirect WP:ANI, not the Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents it leads to...although I suppose an accidental pblock from a redirect is the platonic ideal of an EEng block? (Also, first EEng block of the new year. Is there a party for that, usually? Do we have refreshments?) <b style="color:black">Vaticidal</b><b style="color:#66023C">prophet</b> 15:09, 12 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Please bring OWN BOTTLE +INSULT. RSVP: Martin. (talk) 15:19, 12 January 2022 (UTC) If I'd known this was coming, I'd have baked you a cake!
 * LOL. yeah, I forgot, I'm so used to typing WP:ANI. Anyway, it's fixed. Doug Weller  talk 15:29, 12 January 2022 (UTC)
 * I'd quibble whether EEng's previous blocks should really be at issue in this instance: either the comment at ANI is restriction-worthy on its own, or it isn't (WP:NOTPUNITIVE and all that). And a site block would have been a serious administrative misjudgment. I also think that the edit cited is far from the most insensitive thing EEng has posted on the noticeboard. But that said, I've lost count of all the times that I've told my friend EEng to tone it down. So I'd have no objection to changing it from 72 hours to indefinite (with exceptions for self-defense, which would probably make a tban more appropriate than a pblock). --Tryptofish (talk) 19:15, 12 January 2022 (UTC)
 * the edit cited is far from the most insensitive thing EEng has posted on the noticeboard – I should certainly hope so. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:00, 12 January 2022 (UTC)


 * Not that I care about being blocked, but as anyone can see I was talking about a Supreme Court justice, not anyone's "predicament" (except maybe Brett Karanaugh's, and what I said is absolutely true – I really did think for a moment that an editor was saying he was being harassed by Brett Kavanaugh). As for my block log, as someone pointed out recently it actually consists of a bunch of overturned block, one INVOLVED butthurt block by an admin who's no longer an admin, one joke block, and one actual, real block. Since you're normally clueful I can only assume you haven't hadn't had your morning coffee yet. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:00, 12 January 2022 (UTC) P.S. Next time, please actually link the diff to my post in the block message, so people can judge for themselves. Just sayin'.
 * Followup: I guess I should have made a death threat instead -- that only gets you a 31-hour block. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:37, 13 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Are you really equating yourself to an IP with 2 edits? Doug Weller  talk 08:36, 14 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Well let's see. I have 80K+ edits and a block log showing numerous encounters with trigger-happy admins who got their fingers burned; and I got blocked because you apparently misinterpreted my mention of my genuine experience of thinking for a moment that the Twitter user harassing one of our editors is a US Supreme Court justice (at least I hope you misinterpreted it). The IP has two edits and got blocked for making a death threat. So sure, yeah, I'm definitely equating the two of us.
 * Before you block someone for a post made twelve hours earlier at one of the most-watched pages on the project, try asking yourself: "How come I have see a problem here when no other admin does?" <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 12:02, 14 January 2022 (UTC)
 * For the record, User:Throast posted at 9:19 UTC. Your response, which wasn't an attempt to help, was at 10:04. I removed it at 13:54, offered some advice, and blocked you shortly after that. So it went unnoticed for about 4 hours, not 12. And of course that was more or less the middle of the night in America and many of the usual posters at ANI would have been asleep. No surprise that your post wasn't noticed or that the next post after mine wasn't until morning on the East coast. Doug Weller  talk 16:05, 14 January 2022 (UTC)
 * EEng knows that I respect him and often appreciate his sense of humor. But I find it difficult to see why anyone would really be interested to learn that EEng had briefly thought that Ryan Kavanaugh was Brett Kavanaugh. (Oh, EEng briefly misunderstood the original post – let's alert the news media.) ANI is an unpleasant place, dealing with things that unfortunately have to be dealt with. I can see the argument that, sometimes, it would be helpful to lighten the mood with a bit of humor. But I don't think it's helpful to post humor in a way that (1) says "look at me!", and (2) finds humor at the expense of someone else. The someone else may very well be doing something that can be seen ironically, and may very well be deserving of being told that they are in the wrong, but they can be told those things in a simple, businesslike, manner. Other times, someone may be raising a legitimate concern, and it doesn't help to sidetrack the discussion. That said, bad cases make bad law, not-so-bad conduct makes bad blocks, and this particular post by EEng was pretty innocuous by the standards of most of the things that he posts (he was mostly just making a joke at his own expense, not anyone else's). I can understand why EEng believes that this particular post of his did not rise to the level of deserving a block, I really can. But overall, he needs to rethink his participation at ANI, and yes, I've said that numerous times before. --Tryptofish (talk) 17:53, 14 January 2022 (UTC)
 * humor at the expense of someone else – Cmon, you know it wasn't that (unless you mean it was at the expense of Brett K, which I'm sure you'll agree doesn't count). You have it right with lighten the mood, though of course this was far from my best effort. I get regular thanks for that -- see all over this page -- and somewhere recently (which I'll dig up if you like) an editor said to me (from memory) Even though I ended up blocked, you made me laugh during the ANI discussion and that softened the blow. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 09:42, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * I don't want to hurt your feelings, so I want to clarify something. I was, in part, discussing the way you act at ANI in general, and not just the specific diff here. I agree that, for the specific diff here, you were not making humor at the expense of the editor who started the complaint. The specific diff here was more in the vein of someone may be raising a legitimate concern, and it doesn't help to sidetrack the discussion. The harassment of the OP was a very real concern, and certainly a legitimate (and unfunny) issue to report. Contrary to what you attribute to me below, I don't think that lightening the mood was a good thing in this particular case. As for thanks, I got thanks notifications after posting what I said. --Tryptofish (talk) 17:19, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * My feelings certainly aren't hurt.
 * doesn't help to sidetrack the discussion – Well of course it doesn't help to sidetrack the discussion, if that's what happens. In this case there was nothing to sidetrack, because there had been no discussion at all. An initial post (in whatever vein) often is the catalyst for getting things going.
 * <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:47, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Since you are sticking to your guns, I'll reply. Yes, it was sidetracking, not permanently, but at least for the moment. (1) The initial post from a sincere user describes a problem with harassment, which is a serious matter. (2) You interject with a comment to tell everyone listening that you thought for a moment that the "Kavanaugh" referred to was the one on the Supreme Court, ha ha. On one level, yes, it is rather amusing that it sounded like it could have been ill-tempered Brett. But did it really lighten the mood, in the sense of relieving the unpleasant situation of someone being harassed, and making it easier for editors to now buckle down and work through the problem? May it please the court, nuh-uh. It came across as insensitive, as saying "look at me!". It interrupted the proceedings, rather than greasing the wheels. It shifted the thread, even if only briefly, from "something real bad is happening to this user, what can we do to help", to... something else. You said above that it was far from your best effort, and you got that right. Personally, I don't think it was a hanging offense, but it wasn't helpful. Of all the things you've ever posted at ANI, I, personally, would not have blocked you for it. But there have been other times when nobody blocked you, where I, personally, was more bothered than I was by this. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:31, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Tryp, your (2) comment above triggered a memory of, well...this famous name, my ill-formatted attempt to use it in a would-be "gotcha", and the punitive bludgeoning that resulted.  <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme  💬 📧 00:14, 22 January 2022 (UTC)
 * That's me, Trypsy Hussle. (Or maybe that's Tipsy... ) --Tryptofish (talk) 00:20, 22 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Thus showing how subjective the whole thing is. Look, I can't be brilliantly funny every time, and there's no way of knowing in advance. What's more important is we're not getting any answer on the WP:NOTPUNATIVE question, and it looks like we're never going to. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 08:42, 17 January 2022 (UTC)
 * And I got a "thank" right after posting that. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:41, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Irrelevant since no one's claiming you shouldn't have posted it. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 08:42, 17 January 2022 (UTC)
 * My mistake about the timing, sorry, though the point remains: forty editors posted, and undoubtedly several times that many visited without posting, before you came along. There's no basis whatsoever to your idea that my post went unnoticed; indeed, it's certain that it was noticed, but only you saw yourself as johnny-on-the-spot burdened with the duty to take urgent action for prevention of further injury to supreme court justices.Anyway, you've responded to a minor point but ignored the real one, which is what Tfish raised near the beginning of this thread: NOTPUNITIVE. I mean really... what future disruption were you preventing? As for wasn't an attempt to help: as Tryptofish recognizes above, lightening the mood certainly can help. And I'm serious about that. (I'd appreciate a response to these points, BTW.) <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 09:42, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * No answer. Huh. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 08:42, 17 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Only 27 hours left now? But by all means threaten to kill me if you think it will help your cause. Martinevans123 (talk) 10:45, 14 January 2022 (UTC)
 * With pleasure. Check your email. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 12:02, 14 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Cripes. Too scared! I am part of the Jimmy Wales witness protection scheme, I'll have you know!! Martinevans123 (talk) 12:10, 14 January 2022 (UTC)
 * This really has become a pattern with you: you're an absolute magnet for bad blocks, it's literally happened every year for the last eight years in a row. So I think we should turn it into a holiday. Each year, we should celebrate the first bad block with traditional songs and the exchanging of gifts. Not sure what to call it though... Levivich 00:15, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * It's like the accretion of planets: as my block log grows it becomes a bigger and bigger target, attracting new blocks through a combination of direct collision and gravitational attraction.
 * The great thing about these newfangled page blocks is that no one really cares about them: an admin can signal his virtue, I can go about my business elsewhere for the duration, and there's no drama. Everyone's happy. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 09:42, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Could we have a 72-hour bad block every three days (apart from Thanksgiving and Christmas, when no one's bothered anyway)? Might be a big time saver. Martinevans123 (talk) 10:13, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Hadn't actually even recognized that upside. Must file that away for future virtue-signaling value. There aren't two l's in signaling? How does that make sense? Now my brain is pronouncing it sigNAILing. valereee (talk) 17:10, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Magnets, nails, collisions, and gravitational attraction. There must be some kind of accretion here. --Tryptofish (talk) 17:24, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * OMG, it must be an iron rod!! --Tryptofish (talk) 17:27, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * @Levivich Hindershoddy? Bumthwart? valereee (talk) 17:33, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Hindershoddy (adj.): regretted in hindsight. Levivich 17:42, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Hinder rather than hind was what I was going for. But I like both interpretations. valereee (talk) 17:50, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Hindershoddy (n.): a poor attempt to stop something. Levivich 17:57, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * 2. Holiday celebrating same. valereee (talk) 20:53, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * EEng, is this the earliest you have been blocked since the start of the year? Given your propensity for provoking proroguing of your productivity, I wouldn't be surprised if someone chose to block you on New Year's Day. WaltCip- (talk)  17:36, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * EEng New Year is like Orthodox New Year, a couple weeks behind. Levivich 17:39, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Prorogation: learn something new every day! Bumthwart: was that something from Harry Potter? --Tryptofish (talk) 17:41, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * It certainly sounds like it could be. I kind of like Hindershoddy better because it's so musical. A bit Hogmanay. But Bumthwart, yes. That's probably what the Durmstrangs called it. valereee (talk) 17:47, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Yes, that's right, he's from Hogwarts. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:51, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Hinders, bums, all this sounds ass-backwards to me! Funny how EEng and ANI always come back to that. --Tryptofish (talk) 17:55, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Hinders, not hind(ers). Hinder: create difficulties for (someone or something), resulting in delay or obstruction. This all reminds me of discovering my 8-yo and a buddy giggling over butts.com. valereee (talk) 17:58, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * That's me, here to hinder everyone else (or at least bum you out)! I'm very pleased that anyone would see me as being that young at heart – kind of like being carded at a bar! --Tryptofish (talk) 18:02, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * First of all, it coulda been worse. At least I didn't go on and on about iron rods. And I'm very disappointed to find that butts.com isn't a thing (at least according to Google, although there are certainly a lot of related hits that come in above the ones about barbecue). --Tryptofish (talk) 21:29, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Wow, butts.com is definitely not what it was way back when. valereee (talk) 00:08, 17 January 2022 (UTC) valereee (talk) 00:08, 17 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Butt I'm happy to report that Butts R Us gets lots of hits: . (Now I'll butt out. Maybe.) --Tryptofish (talk) 21:36, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * I got carded yesterday, which I'm old enough to enjoy. The clerk tried to scan my driver's license and it wouldn't scan. He tried again, and again, until finally the store manager says, "Oh, give it a rest, he's obviously old enough," which kind of killed the joy of being carded. Levivich 18:06, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * I got carded at 40. I immediately called a friend to crow. While I was on the phone, the server, clearly attempting to make sure she killed her tip, explained it was new policy to card everyone. valereee (talk) 20:46, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Yup, Levivich, Valereee, and me – we all carded be. (I'm 65 going on 80, and don't look a day over 39, but that's in fish years.) --Tryptofish (talk) 21:29, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Not long now before EEng tells us all to buzz off. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:53, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * . --Tryptofish (talk) 22:04, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * "I love working for Uncle Jimbo. Let's me know I'm not in limbo." etc., etc.Martinevans123 (talk) 23:17, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * And Martinevans is a bimbo. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:39, 16 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Oh, you devil! But yes ok, I admit it! Here's me and Jimmy at a recent Wiki-drag-o-thon. Sachet away!! Martinevans123 (talk) 22:56, 17 January 2022 (UTC)

Federal Railroad Safety Act
Now there's an example of usefully lightening the mood on ANI. Just sayin'. That's the EEng I know and love. Bishonen &#124; tålk 21:25, 19 January 2022 (UTC).
 * For the record, I like that one, too. (Free those radicals!) --Tryptofish (talk) 21:59, 19 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Even money someone blocks me for it. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 09:51, 20 January 2022 (UTC)
 * For anyone with deep pockets and a sense of humor, I can make that happen. valereee (talk) 18:33, 20 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Name your price, we'll set a new record at GoFundMe. Levivich 18:50, 20 January 2022 (UTC)
 * I'll be happy to contribute. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:28, 20 January 2022 (UTC)
 * For those playing along, please feel free to add appropriate entries to new dab page FRSA (disambiguation). —David Eppstein (talk) 22:09, 20 January 2022 (UTC)

Yards
Saw this, thought of you: —David Eppstein (talk) 23:17, 30 January 2022 (UTC)
 * For those playing along at home, while this is superficially an expression of D.E.'s Ivy-envy, beneath the surface he's actually talking about Wikipedia_talk:Manual_of_Style/Dates_and_numbers/Archive_158. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:51, 31 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Ivy envy? I am ivied. Anyway, your memory of old and almost apropos interactions is, as always, amazing. —David Eppstein (talk) 02:20, 31 January 2022 (UTC)
 * Is the Columbia admissions office still telling kids that? Shameful. Well, you've certainly risen above your humble beginnings. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 03:11, 31 January 2022 (UTC)


 * EEng's Ivy is bigger than your Ivy. --Tryptofish (talk) 17:14, 31 January 2022 (UTC)
 * For that matter, so is his talk page. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:08, 11 February 2022 (UTC)
 * Is this debate restricted to the Ivy League or can any old riff-raff join in? <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  09:20, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
 * At Harvard the polite term is hoi polloi. We feel it's less hurtful. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 12:04, 8 February 2022 (UTC)
 * Then ladi dadi everybody! The gang's all here! No, wait - not here, and neither is Creff - he became someone else. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme  💬 📧 02:36, 11 February 2022 (UTC)
 * At Harvard, the polite term for that is actually "Yale". --Tryptofish (talk) 19:51, 11 February 2022 (UTC)
 * The gang's all here!? How very Alpha Kappa Dare you! "You can look but you better not touch": . Martinevans123 (talk) 20:57, 11 February 2022 (UTC)

A barnstar for you!

 * I'm so very proud to be a part of it, whatever it is. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:32, 16 February 2022 (UTC)

Accidentally archived discussion?
Hi! I was participating in ongoing discussion in section "Racism and Xenophobia ..." on Talk:2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine and you archived it here, apparently by accident. I'm not sure if you also accidentally archived a couple of other sections too, or not. If it was unintentional, could you please put it back? And if intentional, I'd appreciate it if you'd explain the reason. Thanks! Thanks for editing Wikipedia and keeping things neat by archiving. All the best. ☺ Coppertwig (talk) 17:02, 15 March 2022 (UTC)
 * , indeed accidental. 1-click archiver sometimes picks up the wrong section. (You'll notice there edit summary didn't match the heading the section actually archived.) <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:11, 16 March 2022 (UTC)
 * I see it's back. Thanks! Yeah, I had seen the different title but thought I'd better ask. ☺ Coppertwig (talk) 16:21, 16 March 2022 (UTC)
 * I regret having posted a message that wasn't funny on your talk page. However, I don't mind if people laugh about it for not being funny, which would make it funny retroactively, so to speak ... ☺ Coppertwig (talk) 17:32, 17 March 2022 (UTC)
 * That's all right. A little tragic relief  is welcome now and then. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:41, 17 March 2022 (UTC)
 * Just make sure you're wearing clean underwear. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme  💬 📧 17:22, 31 March 2022 (UTC)

US Airways Flight 1549
You didn’t have to be so rude about undoing my edit. Now bye. Piperpet (talk) 13:00, 24 March 2022 (UTC)
 * For that matter, you don't have to go around, as you are, adding auto-updating ages to the infobox for aviation accidents ("xx years ago", like anyone needs that), and then restore them when other editors remove them. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 13:23, 24 March 2022 (UTC)

Yellow card
I kind of liked the non-thumb version. Made more of a visual impact. Kind of in-your-face, which is how it works in real life. No comment on your misreading of footy :-) -- RoySmith (talk) 20:35, 25 March 2022 (UTC)
 * I've amplified your yellow. As a technical matter, however, there's essentially no place ever for images that don't include the thumb parameter (which, remember, can be blown up by using e.g. upright=2), because it makes the rendered size be whatever the original uploaded photo happens to be (which can change over time). It's a dumb interface design. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:49, 25 March 2022 (UTC)
 * Much appreciated. And I'm shocked to discover that there's any dumb interface designs in MediaWiki. -- RoySmith (talk) 21:09, 25 March 2022 (UTC)
 * I think you can use "frameless" instead of "thumb" to get much the same result, but without the frame (so long as you specify the location attribute):

From:WP:EIS:

thumb (or thumbnail) Automatically scale the image, and put a box around it. Show a caption if specified. Float the image on the right unless overridden with the location attribute. frameless Automatically scale the image up or down. Place it inline with the text unless overridden with the location attribute. Nothing specified Preserve the original image size, and do not add a border around the image. Do not show a caption. If no alt text is specifically requested, use the requested caption as alt text. This option is almost exclusively used in templates.




 * but you probably already knew that... :) Begoon 00:48, 26 March 2022 (UTC)
 * I did, but I forgot. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:57, 26 March 2022 (UTC)


 * The joke placement reduces the seriousness of whatever statement RoySmith is trying to make in the close summary. It could just as well have been written on RoySmith's talk page. ANI's purpose is not to serve as the audience for your comedy. An admin "happy with" buttocks jokes cluttering their close makes me mildly question their judgment as well. But this is a petty matter to war over, so do as you like. Modulus12 (talk) 23:20, 25 March 2022 (UTC)
 * Thanks, but I wasn't looking for your permission. Let me quote from the great Leander Hamilton McCormick:
 * One should beware of those who cannot or will not laugh when others are merry, for if not mentally defective they are spiteful, selfish or abnormally conceited ... Great men of all nations and of all times have possessed a keen appreciation of the ridiculous, as wisdom and wit are closely allied.
 * Any questions? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:00, 26 March 2022 (UTC)
 * That quote probably wasn't intended to apply in the context of serious discussions of human behavior and the consequences that can result. Butt jokes are hardly "wit". And insults veiled in the cloak of a quotation are still insults. You're right; you don't need my permission. I guess "do as you like" is a colloquial synonym for "I won't continue reverting". Modulus12 (talk) 00:20, 26 March 2022 (UTC)
 * Judge Evans of the Seventh Circuit would disagree with you, as would any number of other jurists . And no cloaking was intended. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:57, 26 March 2022 (UTC)


 * EEng, that addendum to the close was, in context, not appropriate. Please revert it before I do. Thanks, Newyorkbrad (talk) 01:06, 26 March 2022 (UTC)
 * Brad, you're making my carefree prankster pose increasingly difficult to maintain. You crossed my path on the 4th of January. On the 23d you incommoded me; by the middle of February I was seriously inconvenienced by you; at the end of March I was absolutely hampered in my plans. The situation is becoming an impossible one. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:57, 26 March 2022 (UTC)
 * NYB, I've spared you the hassle and done it myself. Primefac (talk) 15:11, 26 March 2022 (UTC)
 * Perspective, EEng, perspective. While we correctly see and adore you as the class clown/prankster, others may see you as a different kind of clown (not necessarily that one) that doesn't even come close to who you are as a person. I can say with conviction that the reason I believe such dichotomies in perspectives exist is based on empirical knowledge. Most of my WikiFriends see me as an adventurous editor, whereas a handful of admins/editors see me as someone entirely different, the latter being an epistemic summation that obviously originated on planet Mars. All we can do at this point is trust the system with distrusting eyes, and hopefully, things will change for the better - be it our perspectives or theirs. How is that for NPOV? <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme  💬 📧 17:50, 31 March 2022 (UTC)
 * EEng is such a bozo! --Tryptofish (talk) 20:34, 31 March 2022 (UTC)
 * But a loveable genius of wit...and I say that wit sincerity. He wears the crown of clowns. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme  💬 📧 20:49, 31 March 2022 (UTC)

Carefree pranksters everywhere! We need to undo Newyorkbrad's tripartite curse. How about this? --GRuban (talk) 18:16, 31 March 2022 (UTC)


 * Somehow, I think this image should be worked into the images above, but I don't know where. But I think we all know that EEng is out of the water-closet. Anyway, I think that EEng's mistake in taking "footy" as "booty" could have been avoided if he just said that he wanted to soccer. On the other foot, we do have a policy against socking her, so maybe that's a bad idea. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:31, 31 March 2022 (UTC)

Konrad Zuse and the quantum encabulator
Dear Friends:

A personal hero of mine, now sadly forgotten, is Konrad Zuse. Working essentially alone in World War II Germany, he built the Z3, the first Turing-complete programmable computer, in his parents' living room in 1941 – several years before anything even close was built in England or America. It was destroyed by Allied bombing in 1943.

To earn money for the Z3, Zuse also developed a prototype retroencabulator (German: Rückwärtsencabulatsapparat), which became a key component in German anti-aircraft fire-control systems. Ironically, he got the idea from a 1944 article (about the more primitive turboencabulator) in a British student engineer's magazine which had somehow got past British war censors.

After the war work on the retroencabulator was abandoned, but in the 1970s Rockwell Automation bought Zuse's patents and brought the device to market. Unfortunately, problems with reactive capacitance, and competition from bubble memory, inhibited sales and the product was eventually withdrawn. I learned about it when I was at McDonnell-Douglas in the early 1980s, because they used one in the test jig for their Winchester discs.

I first heard of quantum computing about 1985, in a colloquium given by some MIT guy. Much of the discussion regarded the decoherence problem, and it struck me right then that an inverted retroencabulator could be the solution they were looking for. My advisor said I should write my idea up, but I never paid attention to anything he said so I didn't. Forty years later, the inverted retroencabulator is fundamental to quantum computing. I could have been a millionaire, dammit.

''Anyway, click here for a short video about it. ''

Your pal, <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b>.


 * If my memory serves, you once talked to a class about retroencabulators, didn't you? For those who don't know, EEng actually did his senior thesis at Harvard by demonstrating how to invert one: . He received an award for his work, and I found this lovely video of the award ceremony: . For those who would like to read more about the subject, please see here. Your pal, --Tryptofish (talk) 21:03, 2 April 2022 (UTC)
 * Nice work, EEng. Tryp - re: the award ceremony, is EEng the guy in the lime green shirt in the elevator - obviously going up or down to receive his just rewards? <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme  💬 📧 23:26, 2 April 2022 (UTC)
 * As for EEng going down, I'd much prefer not to observe that. I figured that Rickrolling is so yesterday that I looked for a suitable homage to the historical roots of K-pop. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:16, 3 April 2022 (UTC)
 * What you said there at the end gives me a great idea. I'm going to become a serial killer in a state that has capital punishment. For my last meal I'll ask for cake and ice cream only. That way the headline the next morning will be:
 * EEng gets just desserts
 * I can't imagine a more worthy cause one could die for. My masterpiece. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 02:21, 3 April 2022 (UTC)
 * Well, you can eat the ice cream, but you can't have your cake and eat it, too. As far as just...just make sure to wear clean underwear. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 04:38, 3 April 2022 (UTC)
 * Just desserts. Just deserts. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:20, 3 April 2022 (UTC)
 * What I want to know is why, in the photo of EEng demonstrating inversion (and doesn't he look so young there!), why is he wearing a Yale-blue tee-shirt? --Tryptofish (talk) 22:52, 3 April 2022 (UTC)

Suggestion
Since you also do a lot of batch archiving, you might want to check out User:Σ/Testing facility/Archiver. I just found it today and it's drastically improved my quality of life. (I'm guessing you've had the same pains with the Technical13/Evad37 archiving script as I have, described at ). ProcrastinatingReader (talk) 15:08, 5 April 2022 (UTC)
 * Actually, I've always been happy with the classic one-click archiver. What I do is work from the bottom of the page up. Yes, when I click to archive one thread there's a few seconds' delay to carry that out, but during that time I just scroll up to review other threads, so that when the archiving process underway is complete, I'm usually ready to click the next one. So it all works out. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 03:05, 6 April 2022 (UTC)
 * He's so committed to antiauthoritarianism that he won't even archive threads from the top down! Levivich 16:33, 7 April 2022 (UTC)
 * The user who is so dedicated to archiving won't archive his own talk page. Minkai  ( boop that talk button! -contribs-ANI Hall of Fame) 14:25, 13 April 2022 (UTC)
 * I just saw this edit:, and found it unintentionally funny (in an overzealous sort of way). --Tryptofish (talk) 20:23, 21 June 2022 (UTC)
 * Delicious. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:44, 21 June 2022 (UTC)
 * Gotta love Wikipedia where an editor will wait two years to prove a point, and then another editor will wait another year to prove a counterpoint. Old-timers have the patience of gods. Levivich<sup class="sysop-show">[block] 21:01, 21 June 2022 (UTC)
 * I'll get back to you about that in two years. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:06, 21 June 2022 (UTC)
 * Some of us can't remember the arguments we lost two weeks ago... let alone two years ago. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:40, 21 June 2022 (UTC)
 * Um... what were we talking about? --Tryptofish (talk) 21:45, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

Precious anniversary
--Gerda Arendt (talk) 16:59, 22 April 2022 (UTC)

The Red Barnstar

 * молодец, товарищ! Now the Central Committee will surely approve your promotion at the next general meeting! Levivich<sup class="sysop-show">[block] 20:29, 29 June 2022 (UTC)


 * Glory to comrade EEng! CaptainEek  Edits Ho Cap'n!⚓ 21:08, 29 June 2022 (UTC)


 * Are we really comparing EEng to Putin? --Tryptofish (talk) 21:18, 29 June 2022 (UTC)
 * I was thinking it was more along the lines of a revolutionary (革命性的). <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 22:16, 29 June 2022 (UTC)

The Red Barn Murder Star

 * Maybe someone can explain all this to me someday. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:13, 30 June 2022 (UTC)
 * Fuckin' Communist. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:40, 30 June 2022 (UTC)
 * ... and fraudster, ladies' man and 19th century woman-murderer (known as "Foxey" at school because of his sly manner). Martinevans123 (talk) 18:57, 30 June 2022 (UTC)
 * Yikes! I'd rather be a Fuckin' Communist. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:01, 30 June 2022 (UTC)
 * (Sorry, may have got my stars a bit mixed up there.) Martinevans123 (talk) 19:09, 30 June 2022 (UTC)
 * That really puts the Putin in Rasputin. (Which I sure hope doesn't lead to a pregnancy.) --Tryptofish (talk) 19:13, 30 June 2022 (UTC)
 * "There was a cat that really was gone." Martinevans123 (talk) 19:48, 30 June 2022 (UTC)

Thanks for your help
Thank you for helping me on Wikipedia talk:Article size. Although it looks like my proposal to scrap the size guideline may not pass :( (currently there are 3 in favour; 6 not in favour). My next proposal is to reform the size guideline and compromise (e.g. "May need to be divided (likelihood goes up with size)" should be 75kB; "Probably should be divided" should be 100kB; and "Almost certainly should be divided" should be 150kB) because I think there are some moderate editors who believe the current guideline is BS but do not want to scrap it altogether. Thanks for being outspoken against this ridiculous rule.

By the way, your talk page is WP:TOOLONG. You have to split it in multiple talk pages because readers have an attention span of 40 minutes. /s  Ak-eater06  (talk) 17:20, 28 June 2022 (UTC)
 * Mr. Eater, I hereby award you the EEng Irony Cross (with Oak Leaves, Platinum Rivets, and Emerald Chips). <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:38, 28 June 2022 (UTC)
 * I don't remember Emerald Nuts also making Chips, but after 40 minutes I might have forgotten. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:01, 28 June 2022 (UTC)
 * Emerald Nuts? Must come from Emerald City. I'll bet it was EEng who said size doesn't matter. As for attention span, a safer bet would be as long it takes to read a tweet and watch a TikTok video. SMirC-cool.svg <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme  💬 📧 19:55, 29 June 2022 (UTC)

Kuappi
There are a lot of tiny food establishments in the world that one might call restaurants. Does a food truck with a single two-person camp table sitting outside it count? (Ramen Ciro in Portland, if I remember correctly.) I've seen conflicting size estimates for Fan’er in Beijing but it may be smaller. And apparently much of Kuappi's food is cooked elsewhere rather than in-house. Anyway I guess our article doesn't actually say it is the smallest, only that it has been labeled the smallest by Guinness. —David Eppstein (talk) 22:38, 1 July 2022 (UTC)
 * What I thought you might find amusing was the statement that the restaurant has a "surface area" of 8 sq meters. That translates to a cube roughly a 4 x 4 x 4 feet. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:49, 1 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Yes, I did find that amusing. But it's a hollow structure, not a solid; shouldn't the surface area count the inside floors, ceiling, and walls, separately from the outside? —David Eppstein (talk) 22:56, 1 July 2022 (UTC)
 * You have a good point. But there has to been some dividing line. I suggest we count only the paintable surfaces. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:15, 2 July 2022 (UTC)
 * So not the diners and chef, then? —David Eppstein (talk) 01:31, 2 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Nor the food. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:34, 2 July 2022 (UTC)

2022 Copenhagen mall shooting
Your edit war against the normal mention of notable reactions is dubious and disruptive. Let things develop and sort it out later. -- Valjean (talk) (PING me) 23:39, 3 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Our visitor refers to 
 * The stupidity of many "normal" features of certain kinds of articles is well known, a particularly good example being articles on mass murders boring the reader with the more-than-predictable information that the pope condemned it, that the head of state of the nation didn't finish his second helping of ice cream on hearing of it, and that a concert 1 km away was cancelled. Really? You really think the reader is somehow informed by such junk? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:50, 3 July 2022 (UTC)
 * I have to agree with EEng here. Upon reading it the first time my thought was "really? who cares". It seems gauche at best to mention a cancelled concert in an article on Denmark's deadliest mass shooting ever. And it certainly isn't normal to mention any ol' cancellation unless it was done so by someone like the mayor or something (cf. Akron, Ohio, police shooting a guy 90 times and the cancellation of 4th of July celebrations by the mayor as a result).  Eve rgr een Fir  (talk) 01:45, 4 July 2022 (UTC)
 * My main concern was the edit warring against multiple editors, regardless of any personal opinions about the (un)worthiness of the content. Those are two different issues, and discussion is better than edit warring by a highly esteemed (at least by me) editor like EEng. It sets a bad example.
 * Reaction sections are pretty standard content, and it's often largely a matter of opinion which notable reactions from RS that we choose to include. THAT is worth discussing on the talk page. RS, for some reason, have decided that those two reactions are not trivial, so they have mentioned them, and it is RS coverage that tells us what to consider for inclusion.
 * With time, I suspect pruning will be warranted, but not by heated edit warring. There is no rush. The one about the royal family is of more worth than the canceled concert, IMO. Now if you want (glee!) a "good" reaction, try Lauren Boebert's tweet. (Play Looney Tunes theme.) -- Valjean (talk) (PING me) 02:28, 4 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Especially early in an incident's development, news sources report whatever they can because ... there's nothing else to report. You're right that there's WP:NODEADLINE, and the right application of that would be to not have articles on breaking news at all -- I'd advocate waiting 30 days before even starting an article on certain kinds of topics [which admittedly I'm at a loss to define right now]. The there'd be some perspective.
 * Boebert's right, of course, that gun laws don't stop mass shootings. They just cut them by a factor of 100. I'd say it's incredible that someone that stupid could be in Congress, but then there are a lot of stupid voters. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:18, 5 July 2022 (UTC)
 * And a factor of 100 – that's more than half! (I have all the best math.) --Tryptofish (talk) 18:02, 5 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Had you thought of running? We're all gunning for you. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:09, 5 July 2022 (UTC)
 * As is your Second Amendment right. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:13, 5 July 2022 (UTC)
 * I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried: . --Tryptofish (talk) 19:26, 5 July 2022 (UTC) I should say: trigger warning. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:27, 5 July 2022 (UTC)
 * I'd 100% support a minimum window for these articles. I've complained about them in the past but it was a losing battle. Many, IMO, don't have WP:10YEARS.  Eve rgr een Fir  (talk) 18:30, 5 July 2022 (UTC)
 * "What time is it?" said the judge to Joey when they met, "Five to ten," said Joey. The judge says, "That's exactly what you get" Martinevans123 (talk) 20:33, 5 July 2022 (UTC)
 * A rough idea might be this:
 * A subject that was not previously notable (or, possibly, that didn't even exist) suddenly becomes notable; at that point a 15-day (or 10-, or 20-, or 30-day) clock starts during which there's an embargo on creating the corresponding article. That gives sources a chance to settle down, shake out the rumors, get some perspective. In the meantime, readers can get their news from ... the news. Which is the way it should be. A placeholder here at WP could simple say: "Since Wikipedia's goal is to [something something], it is ill-suited to [something something]. An article on this topic will likely be created on [date]."
 * Now, that can't be quite right, because under such a rule we'd be forced to wait X days before creating an article on an obscure scientist who suddenly wins a Nobel. (I think that's happened -- correct me if I'm wrong.) Beyond that I see plenty of other issues with such an idea -- trust me I do -- but it's food for thought. Imagine the editor time saved in wrangling over early trivia and confused sources -- the ANI threads avoided! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:45, 5 July 2022 (UTC)
 * That Nobelist was Donna Strickland. See also Criticism of Wikipedia. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:52, 5 July 2022 (UTC)
 * 15-days? Pfft. Need something a bit longer. Would save no end of aggro. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:52, 5 July 2022 (UTC) Chris Pincher will soon be forgotten, and we all get back to enjoying the benefits of Brexit!!
 * A mandatory waiting period would infringe upon our constitutional writes.
 * But seriously, the world relies on us to get accurate, reliable information, including accurate, reliable information about things that just happened, like the Copenhagen mall shooting. We would do the world a disservice by not providing timely information. For all the difficulties that we encounter with these current events articles, we still provide a better summary than most newsmedia. I know we say we're WP:NOTNEWS, but the rest of the world has decided that they're gonna use Wikipedia to get reliable information about events in the news; this platform is not news, but it is a reliable summary of the news. Coronavirus coverage placed that beyond dispute, in my never humble opinion.
 * As an example, I recently made time to expand Killing of Jayland Walker because I saw that people were taking to the streets over it, and our article didn't have all the important information in it, and I literally wanted for people who googled the person's name to get the latest, most reliable information about what happened. It's important they have that now, not in two weeks, and Wikipedia is the best place for them to get it, because they'll sooner read what comes up in a Google search than read AP, Reuters, NBC News, NYTimes, and WaPo, and if they rely on headlines and social media and cable news, they're gonna be misinformed. Levivich<sup class="sysop-show">[block] 21:01, 5 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Bingo. -- Valjean (talk) (PING me) 21:03, 5 July 2022 (UTC)

Well, how about 48 hours? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:18, 5 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Sure, 48 hours is a palatable compromise. I'd say on the one hand, how do you even know if something is going to be "notable" in less than 48 hours (with the rare obvious exception)? But on the other hand, if RSes are out there within 48 hrs, what is gained by the delay? How much disruption could there possibly be in 48hrs? (Yes, this is a challenge: a barnstar for whomever can disrupt Wikipedia the most in the next 48hrs.) To state the obvious, I bet 24hrs (one news cycle) would get more support than 48. Levivich<sup class="sysop-show">[block] 21:48, 5 July 2022 (UTC)
 * The ratio (time wasted tussling over ultimately unimportant details / value to readers of having an article at this point in time) starts out extremely high and then rapidly drops off. And that's especially true of your rare obvious exceptions, such as obviously notable crimes. Even 24 hours would help. During that time, instead of arguing over an actual, created article, editors could prepare to create an article by listing sources and quoting them, trimming old ones from the list in favor of newer, more up-to-date ones, etc. However, I'm not quite sure what happens when the 24 hours runs out. I realize this is all pie-in-the-sky, but I'm just sick of seeing so much time wasted on trivia and misinformation about breaking events. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:09, 5 July 2022 (UTC)
 * What you are describing sounds like heaven. Levivich<sup class="sysop-show">[block] 23:57, 5 July 2022 (UTC)
 * I shudder to think how we got from a mall shooting to heaven. --Tryptofish (talk) 00:06, 6 July 2022 (UTC)
 * I think any time restriction would just move the edit wars to draft space. I don't see a benefit. Argento Surfer (talk) 19:34, 7 July 2022 (UTC)
 * No drafts would be allowed during the embargo period either. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:38, 7 July 2022 (UTC)

On ANI
You're right. The hyena comment was stupid, and I struck it out. 🌈<span style="color: white; font-weight: bold; background: linear-gradient(red, orange, green, blue, indigo, violet)">WaltCip - (talk)  12:37, 8 July 2022 (UTC)
 * I didn't mean to imply there was a problem. I was just interested in why admins are hyenas instead of, say, lions or tigers or some more noble creature like that. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:08, 8 July 2022 (UTC)
 * We're ruling out protozoa, rotifers, bryozoa and cnidaria then? Martinevans123 (talk) 20:24, 8 July 2022 (UTC)
 * We all know that fish are the noblest of all. --Lionfish (talk) 22:08, 8 July 2022 (UTC)
 * I'd just bite their knees off. -Roxy the bad tempered dog 22:12, 8 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Might bite back. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:17, 8 July 2022 (UTC)
 * In light of the above amusing responses this has generated, I have decided I do not regret the hyena comment after all, nor the apology on behalf of it. 🌈<span style="color: white; font-weight: bold; background: linear-gradient(red, orange, green, blue, indigo, violet)">WaltCip - (talk)  22:50, 8 July 2022 (UTC)
 * My glittering salon of talk-page stalkers and I are thrilled to learn that your sojourn here has allayed your anxiety. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:37, 9 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Hyenas?? Surely more like dingos... as in "Dingo ate my stub, Bruce!"" Martinevans123 (talk) 22:35, 8 July 2022 (UTC)
 * I'm uncertain if I should comment in this thread, like I just did...but then, there's always a remedy. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 13:27, 18 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Continuing this examination of the animal kingdom, and taking note of this edit:, I'll have you (EEng) know that fry can indeed weigh a milligram, as long as they use a scale to do the weighing. (And if you goddam them again, I'll take you to ANI!) --Tryptofish (talk) 19:36, 18 July 2022 (UTC)
 * So I just looked at ANI, and found my new all-time favorite ANI topic: ! Like an editor who commented there, I'm looking forward eagerly to the movie version. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:54, 18 July 2022 (UTC)

Richard M. Nixon
I'm afraid you missed the point about "Richard M. Nixon." Throughout his active career, he was referred to in all media including campaign posters and television and radio references as "Richard M. Nixon", never under any circumstances as simply "Richard Nixon." At some point he went along with the modern trend to drop the middle initial but I don't believe that happened until after his resignation. For those of us old enough to vividly remember his vice presidency and whisker-close elections against Kennedy and Humphrey (both less than 1% difference in popular vote despite electoral votes to the contrary!), it's a bit jarring to see that omnipresent middle initial abruptly disappear after several decades. The point of citing the name with his middle initial in the article wasn't to establish that Milhous starts with the letter M, it was to mention that he always used the middle initial during the lion's share, so to speak, of his life and career. Racing Forward (talk) 20:48, 20 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Your assertions about how Nixon styled his name appear to be incorrect. For instance, U.S. Foreign Policy for the 1970's: Building for Peace, a report to Congress by Nixon in 1971, lists his name as "Richard Nixon", and is signed "Richard Nixon" without an initial. —David Eppstein (talk) 21:10, 20 July 2022 (UTC)
 * So you found an exception. Believe me, he was "Richard M. Nixon" for most of his career to the point that it's odd to leave the initial out now or not at least refer to it in the wikipedia article despite Nixon's eventual wishes. I know he dropped it altogether at some point and wanted people to refer to him as "RN" (almost nobody did) but he was definitely still using it religiously during the '68 election, along with practically every minute of his lengthy and eventful career prior to that. I imagine that you must be comparatively young or you'd know exactly what I'm talking about. ("Richard M. Nixon" was jammed down everyone's throat for decade after decade.)   Racing Forward (talk) 21:28, 20 July 2022 (UTC)
 * You did say never under any circumstances as simply "Richard Nixon." I mean, you pretty much begged someone to find an exception. valereee (talk) 21:42, 20 July 2022 (UTC)
 * I was obviously being too emphatic. Even the White House website refers to him as "Richard M. Nixon."  https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/presidents/richard-m-nixon/   Racing Forward (talk) 21:49, 20 July 2022 (UTC)
 * It was merely the first exception I found, and not an isolated one. Here are more: The Mystery of Richard Nixon, Saturday Evening Post, 1958. The Kitchen Debate, transcript, CIA library, 1959. Reorganization Plan No. 2 of 1970. Special Message to the Congress Outlining the 1972 Environmental Program. —David Eppstein (talk) 22:16, 20 July 2022 (UTC)
 * 1960 campaign poster, another 1960 campaign poster, 1960 campaign button, 1968 campaign button, 1972 campaign poster, but let's not belabor the point. Levivich (talk) 02:11, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
 * I'm a little weirded out by the implication here that there were multiple Richard Nixons. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 04:55, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
 * He was a weird Dick. Levivich (talk) 05:30, 21 July 2022 (UTC)

Even if your ideas about how he styled his name are correct, so the fuck what? What in the world is that doing in the second sentence of the lead -- the second sentence of the entire article? So someone of your age finds it odd to see his name sans middle initial -- again, so what? Who cares? What does the reader learn from this? I'll note, BTW, that this assertion seems to be unsourced (searching the article body for the strings name, style, and knows as) so that's reason enough right there to omit it; and even if there actually is some source on this, we'd need to hear what the source says about the significance of it, before we can judge whether, where, and how to include it.Now, if you have a source saying known for most of his career as "Tricky Dick", that would tell the reader something and be worth including. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:38, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
 * I find it a little odd that the article mentions him being called "Tricky Dick" (or occasionally "Dirty Dick") by his enemies, but not being called "Dick" by his friends (see e.g. Saturday Evening Post link above). Also, the jokes write themselves, so let's consider them as read. —David Eppstein (talk) 01:43, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Actually, if you look back a bit, you'll see that I recently put into the wikipedia article that he introduced himself to and was referred to by politicians and such, and other presidents, as Dick Nixon but someone removed that immediately, claiming that he abandoned it after the 1960 election but he actually didn't. He was Dick Nixon like Kennedy was Jack Kennedy and Eisenhower was Ike. If you listen to his phone conversations with then-President Johnson, he jauntily says that he's "Dick Nixon," but he always made his personal friends whom he didn't consider to be on his level, like Bebe Rebozo, address him by his current title, Senator Nixon or Vice President Nixon or (of course) Mr. President. He was definitely more well known as "Tricky Dick" by the general public than by any other name, though: most people back then almost always referred to him as "Tricky Dick" in conversation. As for the importance of the middle initial, it just looks odd and weird for it not to be there, more or less exactly like saying "John Kennedy" without that Fitzgeraldian "F." As I noted earlier in this thread, the White House website absolutely calls him "Richard M. Nixon" on their Nixon page, and I wish wikipedia would do the same thing since the absence of the M seems like such a jarring affectation in the wake of him using it for so long. Changing the topic, one of the most interesting aspects of Nixon, though, is the existence in his life of his great mentor Thomas E. Dewey, who finagled the vice presidential nomination for him from Eisenhower in 1952. If you watch Dewey interviews on youtube, you'll be floored by how much Dewey's and Nixon's voices resembled each other, to the point that radio listeners usually couldn't tell which was which. Racing Forward (talk) 04:29, 21 July 2022 (UTC)


 * Actually, I think it's disingenuous for certain editors in this discussion to pretend they don't like Dick. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 14:49, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Please now, people, no crooked dick jokes. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 15:07, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
 * As Nixon himself would have morosely pontificated, let me say this about that: I think we've exhausted the topic and I appreciate the conversation. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b>, you have a lively Talk page. I've actually never been much of an adherent regarding middle initials myself and I've been happy to see them fall from favor except in this case. Let's all be glad that RMN doesn't have the same ring as FDR, JFK or LBJ and that the triple initial abbreviation has finally faded completely away. Now, about Hubert H. Humphrey..... Racing Forward (talk) 18:36, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
 * I imagine Hubert avoided using "HH" so as not to be misconstrued. Levivich (talk) 04:22, 22 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Not to mention "HHH." Wonder if the press would've labeled him "3H" had he won the requisite few votes that it would've taken in various states to reverse the electoral totals and been elected instead of Nixon in '68.  The electoral map looked like a landslide for Nixon but the popular vote was less than 1% apart, almost as close as Jack Kennedy's controversial win over Nixon in 1960. Racing Forward (talk) 20:10, 26 July 2022 (UTC)
 * <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b>, the addition of a link to Hubert H. Humphrey in the previous comment gets my enthusiastic endorsement. Wish I'd thought of it myself. Racing Forward (talk) 22:20, 26 July 2022 (UTC)

<b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:42, 26 July 2022 (UTC)
 * "My friends and fellow Americans, I've been asked to say just a few words"
 * "WNIX -- The White House"
 * 
 * HHH. (Trigger warning for EEng.) --Tryptofish (talk) 21:04, 26 July 2022 (UTC)

MOS symbol useage
G'morning! Is it customary for us to use † to indicate extinction? <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 14:26, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Maybe in someone's textbook. I've reverted. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 15:21, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
 * It has gone viral. †∞ Perhaps we should start using it for site banned editors. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 00:06, 6 August 2022 (UTC)

V does not guarantee
Just for the record… I (Blueboar) doubled the word count (for clarity)… ButwhatamIdoing cut what I wrote down (for brevity). Blueboar (talk) 15:34, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Sorry, I didn't notice I was looking at a diff straddling two edits. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:09, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
 * No biggie. Blueboar (talk) 16:17, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Maybe not to you, but here at the EEng home for the bewildered, we take such things very seriously <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:53, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Uhm, Blueboar, it was Butwhatdoiknow, not ButwhatamIdoing...or are they one in the same? ButWhatAreYouDoing 16:47, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Editors who may be confused. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:53, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
 * D’OH… My bad. (And my apologies to the entire “ButWhat” family of editors for confusing them). Blueboar (talk) 18:23, 21 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Had to take a break for a bit of humor, and landed here, which led me here. It was fun to watch. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 14:45, 22 August 2022 (UTC)
 * What's My Line is tied with Password as the best game shows ever. Fun fact: Three years before he was elected President of the United States, Jimmy Carter was sufficiently obscure that he appeared on What's My Line, and stumped the panel -- who were not wearing blindfolds. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 09:21, 23 August 2022 (UTC)

damn you!
The pseudo past plujunctive tense (or whatever it's called) never used to bother me at all, but now I'm seeing it everywhere, thank you very much! You can have this one, too, if you want it. —scs (talk) 17:22, 26 July 2022 (UTC)
 * It's like initial exposure to an allergen -- now you're hypersensitized. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:12, 26 July 2022 (UTC)
 * EEng, you would say that, wouldn't you! --Tryptofish (talk) 19:19, 26 July 2022 (UTC)
 * This phenomenon makes me MURDEROUS. It's like people think they're narrating a Forensic Files episode. Seriously, why is this such a thing all of a sudden? Was this something people learned through, like, Common Core? -  Julietdeltalima   (talk)  19:47, 26 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Somewhat disturbing that you combine Forensic Files and your own homicidal proclivities in one post. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:09, 26 July 2022 (UTC)
 * Forensic Files are the result of years of homicidal proclivities combined with the experience of years. —scs (talk) 22:21, 26 July 2022 (UTC)
 * That would be the argument were it not for the possibility that years of experience would fail verification, and EEng would be disturbed. It would bring to mind a meme I once read: the past, the present, and the future would walk into a bar. It was tense. I would also note that you cannot run through a campground. You can only ran because it's past tents. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme  💬 📧 11:26, 27 July 2022 (UTC)

Just to say
You say I am spamming every article with a link, but firstly I created that article today so was trying to build links to it and secondly Michael Weir was re-convicted, which is strongly comparable to a case where a person was acquitted only to go on to offend again. Also the same with James Hanratty, since he was convicted once, subject to a high-profile miscarriage of justice campaign then proven guilty again years later. Classic Middlesex (talk) 19:23, 19 August 2022 (UTC)
 * People are acquitted because there isn't the evidence to convict them, or to sustain a conviction on review. That doesn't mean they're angels, pure of heart, or incapable of offending later. You imply that Ernest Barrie was "acquitted only to go on on to offend again" (emphasis mine), when in fact there's no "again" here since as far as the law's concerned he wasn't guilty of the first crime -- that's what acquitted means. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:41, 19 August 2022 (UTC)
 * Well yes but that doesn't mean that articles like the Stephen Downing case, where he committed notable crimes after he was released on appeal after a high-profile miscarriage of justice case and campaign, are not comparable to Ernest Barrie, who committed notable crimes after he was released on appeal after a high-profile miscarriage of justice case and campaign. Classic Middlesex (talk) 19:45, 19 August 2022 (UTC)
 * What's the point -- to show that people unjustly convicted should be left in prison anyway because sometimes they later actually do commit a crime? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:03, 19 August 2022 (UTC)
 * There is no 'point', I am trying to build the web by linking comparable articles, as I said. Classic Middlesex (talk) 20:11, 19 August 2022 (UTC)
 * Well, maybe among the ten articles to which you added this link, one of them is comparable. But that got lost among the nine that have no particular relationship, other than that a conviction was overturned or something. I mean, what in the world does Ernest Barrie have to do with Ruth Ellis? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:48, 19 August 2022 (UTC)
 * Well fine perhaps I went a bit too far with the links, I have been on the computer far too long today, but I think there is still a case for a few of the links to be made. Classic Middlesex (talk) 20:51, 19 August 2022 (UTC)
 * BTW, if you've never seen Dance with a Stranger, it's terrific. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 12:37, 20 August 2022 (UTC)

Specialized vaults
Today I came across the article Arris, which had a caption that may be worthy of the museum, and taught me new vocabulary words. Levivich 02:27, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
 * There have been ANI discussions in which the text What we have here is the underside of a groin vault showing the arris would certainly have come in handy. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:12, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
 * A pole vault would make it complete! --Tryptofish (talk) 18:56, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
 * You pretend you don't have a dirty mind, but it's clear you do. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:25, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
 * I'm sure he meant a clean groin pole vault. Levivich 19:48, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
 * I guess I need to have my brain washed. (Really, I was just trying to insert that joke.) --Tryptofish (talk) 20:49, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
 * That certainly gives new meaning to Hamlet stabbing Polonius through the arris. —David Eppstein (talk) 19:52, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
 * Uranus. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 20:45, 7 September 2022 (UTC)
 * Has a gaseous atmosphere. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:32, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

Thanks
Thanks for the hook correction at DYK for the Webb telescope launch. I wanted to impose upon you to look at the Murder of Alexis Sharkey article. I heavily copyedited the article before my DYK review and approval. I saw that you had commented on a previous discussion regarding the nomination and I could use another copyeditor with experience. It was quite a mess IMO. Bruxton (talk) 21:36, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
 * Done. Don't say I never did anything for you. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:43, 31 August 2022 (UTC)
 * I appreciate it. I went through and cleaned up dates etc. in the problematic areas you found. It is informative and presentable now. Bruxton (talk) 15:49, 31 August 2022 (UTC)
 * Do you have a special list for those of us who cannot say you never did anything for us? Surely it is small in comparison to your list for those who cannot say you never did anything to us. <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 20:50, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

Update: Phase II of DS reform now open for comment
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 * Must have been that night I was drunk. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:52, 3 September 2022 (UTC)
 * Or at least one of them. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:16, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

Introducing the hump-winged grig
Probably the best paragraph I've ever written. Levivich (talk) 15:55, 23 September 2022 (UTC)
 * Oh great. None of us can un-see this now.Your post led to me brush up on the praying mantis's mating habits, described by National Geographic at thus:
 * Praying mantis courtship can be a dangerous affair; females have been well-documented biting off the heads and eating other body parts of the males that they mate with. However, the frequency of such violence may be just a tad overstated. "First of all, not all praying mantis species cannibalize their mates," says Brannoch. "Maybe if the female is starving or if the male irritates her, she might engage in that behavior. But they don’t always do it." Interestingly, getting eaten may not be as bad as it sounds.
 * I'm too lazy to register in order to find out just where that last bit was going, but if anyone wants to go to the trouble and fill the rest of us in, that would be just ducky. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:16, 23 September 2022 (UTC) P.S. I wonder what a male praying mantis does to irritate a female -- leave the seat up?
 * I was all in, right from "hump-winged grig". Is that a kind of sexual position? I wish there were a way to merge it with this: . --Tryptofish (talk) 16:45, 23 September 2022 (UTC)

Reverted edit on MOS:Words to watch
Hello, you recently reverted my edit on Manual of Style/Words to watch. In this edit I made two changes, but both were reverted by you with the edit summary linking to the Lies Miss Snodgrass told you essay. You stated in your edit summary that "both of these are" aligned with the tips in that essay. I have found from reading the essay that beginning a sentence with "But" is not exactly prohibited (perhaps informal), but I failed to see the reasoning in reverting the other change to the comma in the following sentence: "The "survived by" phrasing is a common way to end newspaper obituaries and legal death notices, and is relevant at the time of death or for inheritance purposes." Nowhere in that essay you linked could I find a rationale for the comma's inclusion in a sentence with a compound predicate, so I can only hope this was in error. It is my belief that the comma after "notices" be excluded due to the lack of a subject in an otherwise compound sentence. I also disagree with the inclusion of the word 'But' as the beginning word of a sentence in a formal manual of style. I feel like this usage could be avoided and would improve readability, especially for pessimistic users like me.

Looking forward to your feedback. Thank you. — Paper Luigi  T • C 19:21, 26 September 2022 (UTC)


 * I appreciate your taking the time to contact me, and am gratified to be presented with another opportunity to help a fellow editor throw off the Snodgrassian shackles.
 * Re But: First of all, MOS isn't a "formal manual of style" but is, rather, deliberately informal in its own style of presentation. But even in formal writing, starting a sentence with a conjunction has its place now and then and (formal situation or not) this is one of those places.
 * Re commas: No, my change was deliberate and not an error. Miss Snodgrass has no faith that her students will acquire good judgment of their own in stylistic matters, and therefore drills rigid rules into them. (And by doing so she tends to ensure that her students will never develop good stylistic judgment, because all their brainpower is wasted on avoiding the specter of her red-correcting-pen-of-doom.) She particularly delights in dispensing rules for the placement of commas, but the fact is that in really good writing there are very few places where a comma absolutely must, or absolutely must not, be used – restrictive versus nonrestrictive clauses is a particularly good example. In most cases it comes down to a question of rhythm and pacing. See here for a Snograssian blogger telling you that you must do things this way or must do things that way, period, but see here  for quite a good discussion of the subtle considerations that can arise. (I can also highly recommend this post  on a similar subject.)My little superscripts higher up in this post note where I've applied judgment, instead of rote rules, to "compound predicate" situations – in one case omitting the comma (according to the general rule), but in another case including one (in defiance).A third superscript highlights where I've devilishly started a sentence with a conjunction.
 * <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:12, 26 September 2022 (UTC)
 * There's nothing like a good "but" kicking. --GRuban (talk) 18:18, 13 October 2022 (UTC)

Protection policy table
Hi EEng! It's good to talk to you again, as usual. :-) Thanks for the ping with your edit to the protection table! I've modified the description of "another editor's user space" to be more clear. One specific thing I made sure to fix was the placement of the apostrophe (Example: Boy's vs Boys' - "Boys' Restroom" means that it's for all boys; "Boy's restroom" means that it's for one boy). Let me know what you think. :-)  ~Oshwah~  (talk) (contribs)   17:03, 2 October 2022 (UTC)
 * Your attention to comma placement warms' this old pedants's heart. How come we haven't been running into each other lately? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:54, 1 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Indeed it has been awhile! The reason we haven't bump into each other much lately is likely my fault. I've been very busy lately with work, bills, life... Ugh. I'm glad you appreciate the comma and apostrophe care and placement. My primary skill is, of course, computers (as you know) - but I did do very well in English, too. One of my English teachers even encouraged me to study English in college because of my "knack for it", but... no thanks. I already had my interests long set. Computers have a good paying career. English? Not so much. :-)  ~Oshwah~  (talk) (contribs)   16:55, 5 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Of course, commas and apostrophes are important in computing too . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:17, 5 July 2023 (UTC)

New Burma shave
I'm on mobile for a while longer, if you (or any page watchers) have a moment, would you consider coding this as a new burma-shave-notice, which I think could be useful now and in the future:

Thanks, Levivich (talk) 13:13, 13 October 2022 (UTC)


 * You've discovered the new motto of the Article Rescue Squad! --Tryptofish (talk) 14:27, 13 October 2022 (UTC)
 * OK, done, but with DON'T BE SUCH --> SO PLEASE DON'T BE, which gives it somewhat wider applicability. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:24, 13 October 2022 (UTC)
 * Thanks! There is nothing I can write that you cannot improve. Levivich (talk) 17:23, 13 October 2022 (UTC)
 * Back atcha! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:29, 13 October 2022 (UTC)

conglaturation

 * What doesn't kill your computer makes it stronger. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 15:42, 14 October 2022 (UTC)

Edit summary weirdness.
Just wondering if you were aware of this discrepency between the section archived and its description. Cheers! BD2412 T 22:54, 16 October 2022 (UTC)
 * One-click Archiver is hardly bulletproof, and now and then various oddities happen. In this case I suspect (though I'm too lazy to look) that just at the moment the archiver was operating, a section was added to or removed from the page, confusing it as to which section should be extracted. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:52, 1 July 2023 (UTC) P.S. Sorry to take a year to respond. I've been in prison.
 * Yes, I can attest to archiver-derived weirdness, too. Thanks for confirming. BD2412  T 22:55, 1 July 2023 (UTC)

New Burma Shave
I noticed that you like using the burma shaves on ANI. I figured I would make another...

Hope you like it.

Inomyabcs (talk) 00:30, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
 * Help me with the "BYE BAD HANDLE" bit. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 02:18, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
 * That would be for a block? Hard to find a good rhyme for that, but my word smithing imagination isn't all that strong. Inomyabcs (talk) 02:34, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
 * Hmmm, well you'll admit it's a bit obscure. But not to worry -- my glittering array of talk page stalkers will no doubt build on your foundation. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 02:48, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
 * (To avoid scandal, don't manhandle.) Levivich (talk) 04:54, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
 * I like it. Changed. Inomyabcs (talk) 11:13, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
 * Late to the party, but...bring sandals? SMirC-what.svg <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 19:03, 2 November 2022 (UTC)
 * Maybe its backwards and thusly improved... "To avoid scandal - don't manhandle - light a candle - for the vandal". Inomyabcs (talk) 20:30, 2 November 2022 (UTC)
 * FYI I believe the template will accept up to 6 lines. Levivich (talk) 21:40, 2 November 2022 (UTC)
 * "Multichannel disruption - quite substantial - good faith - a large gamble - drop an anvil - on the vandal" Moving up to six. Not sure why I keep trying, I still don't feel I'm any good at these. Inomyabcs (talk) 21:56, 2 November 2022 (UTC)
 * Yeah, multichannel disruption doesn't exactly trip off the tongue. But keep at it! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:38, 2 November 2022 (UTC)
 * For vandal wading. --Tryptofish (talk) 15:46, 3 November 2022 (UTC)

A little bit late, but for Thanksgiving: Levivich (talk) 06:07, 27 November 2022 (UTC)

I beg of you

 * Coming back with my Dell big boi bonemelter, and now this page doesn't crash. Hooray! I like Astatine (Talk to me) 06:59, 13 February 2024 (UTC)  the shamming man
 * That's very interesting, especially in the context of all the noise that surrounded, below. An awful lot of the problems some editors have with long talk pages are a function of the system that those editors are using to access them. As for whether, as a policy matter, we should give weight to that, or take the position that "anyone can edit" is an absolute, or somewhere in between, well, that's open to debate. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:47, 13 February 2024 (UTC)
 * Yes, we all know. I had a pain sandwich once... but, not as bad as British Rail, as it turned out. You know what they say.... "The sleep of raisins brings forth massive talk pages" etc. Fred Goya (talk) 22:25 13 February 2024 (UTC)

Reason for picture descriptions
Hey there, I noticed you trimmed down the description from pictures in the Apostrophe page with the reason “the reader can see what the sign says”. I would just like to clarify that we can't assume that. Many people use browsers without image support. They may work in very secure places and have restrictions, or only have access to a computer terminal, have very limited Internet speeds, or just want to browse that way—many famous tools have you do that, browsers sometimes have that option, but also extensions like uBlock (formerly μBlock), NoScript, etc.

Other people download the entirety of Wikipedia for use in areas without Internet access, but obviously don't have the space to hold the media in their (usually) mobile devices, or the time to download it. Perhaps more importantly, *blind people use screen readers with support for image descriptions but that obviously can't read the image out loud*.

There's a movement in social media to make image alt tags and image descriptions much more detailed for that reason, including in all the details that may help them have an experience as close as possible to the original. They use hashtags such as #PhotoDescription and language-specific ones.

Anyway, hope I helped somewhat. I wonder what we can do to make this more widely known on Wikipedia. It's clearly a great cause.

Best wishes, Victor Souza — Preceding unsigned comment added by Victorvscn (talk • contribs) 11:13, 22 October 2022 (UTC)
 * Captions are meant to complement an image, not obviate it. The |alt= parameter can be used to describe the image for those who, for whatever reason, can't actually access or see it. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 13:41, 22 October 2022 (UTC)
 * Of course. Then perhaps when finding an image with an excessively specific description and no alt text, the proper course of action would be to move its obviating details over to the alt text, instead of removing the text altogether. ~victorsouza (talk) 12:43, 23 October 2022 (UTC)
 * I tried that for a while, but then I found myself in the crossfire of a lot of people arguing over what exactly alts should say, so I gave up. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:06, 2 November 2022 (UTC)
 * A row of 37 white pixels in the upper right corner. Next to them, 16 more pixels, in an even gradation from off-white to a light blue-grey. Then... —David Eppstein (talk) 22:13, 2 November 2022 (UTC)

Phineas Gage revealing bugs in web browsers
You might enjoy knowing that the image layout in Phineas Gage is complex enough that it's not rendered correctly in Google Chrome (when using Preferences → Appearance → Thumbnail size set to 300px). I've reported the bug at https://bugs.chromium.org/p/chromium/issues/detail?id=1378106, you can find screenshots there if you're curious how it looks. It's a trivial problem in an edge case, so I don't think any changes to the article to avoid this are in order, I just wanted to congratulate you for creating a web browser stress test in addition to a great article ;) Matma Rex talk 23:11, 24 October 2022 (UTC)
 * I'm sure Phineas would be proud. One thing we can be sure of: it won't go to his head.
 * I set thumbsize=300 and didn't see (using Chrome) where in the article there's any gap in the text flow on the left (or on the right, for that matter). However, the window width must surely come into play, and I don't see that specified in your test case.
 * Anyway, thank you for the undeserved praise of the article, and good luck tracking down that excruciatingly trivial edge-case bug. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:44, 25 October 2022 (UTC)

Please avoid edit warring and respect the civility policy
Hi. On 16:05, 30 October 2022, you added wording that had been removed for 4 years to the talk page guideline, with a comment directed at me in the edit summary. I reverted said addition because of the lack of objectivity. The user Butwhatdoiknow moved to a more prominent place a hidden note, which contains the message "Please don't change it [the general rule you edited] without consensus to do so".

For some reason, you decided to add again without any talk page discussion the content that I had reverted. Certainly it is practically a minor addition, but given the context, not an objective addition. Per WP:EDITWAR, "Editors engaged in a dispute should reach consensus or pursue dispute resolution rather than edit war. Edit warring is unconstructive, creates animosity between editors, makes consensus harder to reach, and causes confusion for readers."

In your addition, you wrote in the edit summary, "Sorry, Charlie, it's not aimed at you. It's just your foolishness elsewhere ( https://en.wikipedia.org/?oldid=1118978010#Not_rude ) drew my attention to it." It is unclear who Charlie is or if you directed the edit again to me given the link of a discussion I had elsewhere. It is unclear also why you decided to make such a comment without regard for the civility policy. Per WP:CIVIL, "editors should always treat each other with consideration and respect".

I have to add that you have an impressive number of edits. I don't understand why engaging in such puny disputes. Thinker78 (talk) 02:38, 13 November 2022 (UTC)


 * Sigh.
 * I was pinged to a discussion in which you argued -- repeatedly, riculously, and at length -- that your "research on copyediting paragraphs" justifies your inserting paragraph breaks into others' discussion posts -- that you sometimes "try to facilitate the reading of someone's post by splitting paragraphs".
 * That led me to an edit you made several years ago to WP:TPO changing there is no need to correct others' spelling errors, grammar, etc., and doing so can be quite irritating --> ... doing so can be irritating, which seemed ironic to say the least. So I restored quite.
 * You removed quite again, claiming that my restoring it had been "a message directed at me' (i.e. you).
 * And so I put quite back yet again, my edit summary being (as you have already mentioned) Sorry, Charlie, it's not aimed at you . Which it's not; it's just the right word.
 * You're making a fool of yourself by fussing about this. Quit while you're ahead. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 02:14, 14 November 2022 (UTC)
 * All I can tell you is to read the civility policy because editors with ten times the number of edits you have actually have found themselves in hot water and you don't seem that mindful of policies and guidelines. Sad that you engage in such uncollegial behavior.
 * I won't be paying attention to this thread anymore. If you act this way because you are facing hardship in your life, I hope everything resolves in a good manner. But understand that other editors also have difficult times, if that's the case. Thinker78  (talk) 02:58, 14 November 2022 (UTC)
 * Why do I get all the insufferable do-gooders? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 03:49, 14 November 2022 (UTC)
 * Because you're an attractive nuisance? Valereee (talk) 18:08, 14 November 2022 (UTC)
 * Those of us who know and love EEng recognize that he is an unattractive nuisance. But I have a feeling that perhaps the origins of this dispute have more to do with being on or off the spectrum. If I'm wrong about that, I apologize, but it sounds that way to me. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:53, 18 November 2022 (UTC)
 * You said it, not I. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:57, 18 November 2022 (UTC)
 * It, not I. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:01, 18 November 2022 (UTC)
 * It is written in The Secret of the Way Things Are that you cannot advance to 3rd Dan Wikpedia editor until you have posted to this page. Thinker is merely fulfilling this step on the path to understanding the meaning of transfinite nothingness. O3000, Ret. (talk) 21:33, 18 November 2022 (UTC)
 * Also, re It is unclear who Charlie is: Charlie. —David Eppstein (talk) 06:45, 14 November 2022 (UTC)


 * Oh dear, I'm afraid this was my fault for the ping. Thank you again, EEng, for taking the trouble to respond; I hadn't realized the editor had pursued you to your own talk page. or even, until you pointed it out, that they'd been editing PAG pages. I'd wondered whether my particularly turgid style triggered them to whip out their ruler and scissors and they are not so impolite toward other fellow editors. But I clearly owe you one at this point, and I apologize. Yngvadottir (talk) 03:12, 20 November 2022 (UTC)
 * Don't give it a second thought, Yng. I think of myself as Wikipedia's sacrificial anode. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 03:22, 20 November 2022 (UTC)

Ceres
Having followed the debate over years, by last Thursday I was days away from pointing a gun to my head over the rename. Your solution was genius; everybody happy. Let's see how long it lasts. Ceoil (talk) 10:01, 20 November 2022 (UTC)

A fox for you

 * And that was my 500th edit. --Frogging101 (talk) 04:13, 25 November 2022 (UTC)


 * I will say to myself when I am depressed, and find myself forced to listen to pompous and tiresome editors, "Well, I have done one thing you could never have done, and that is to get the Fox of Virtue from Frogging101." <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:13, 25 November 2022 (UTC)
 * Speaking of your strength and wisdom, I was sure when I read it today that this hook was your work, but surprised to see you apparently had nothing to do with it? If so, your strength and wisdom are spreading. Like a contagion. Levivich (talk) 21:43, 25 November 2022 (UTC)
 * Just noticed that the nominator also reviewed something called "Circle of Desire". <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:39, 16 June 2023 (UTC)
 * My influence has been seminal. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:56, 25 November 2022 (UTC)
 * EEng can always be counted upon in a tight junction. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:19, 25 November 2022 (UTC)

The French have a word for it
And pardon my French, but I came upon this and simply have to share it here:. (Talk about helicopter parents!) --Tryptofish (talk) 17:52, 26 November 2022 (UTC) And in my defense, I came upon it via editing coral bleaching. Try making sense of that. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:01, 26 November 2022 (UTC)
 * My commitment to multicultural intercourse veritably demands that I quote, in full, that article's rendering via Google Chrome's "Translate to English" feature. Warning: Hatnote contains potentially disturbing reference to "the clip".

helicobite


 * "Zizicopter" redirects here. For the clip, see Vincent Desagnat#Clips.

The helicobite, portmanteau word formed from helicopter and dick is a sexual or playful practice, generally with a humorous aim, consisting in giving a rotary movement to one's own penis without using one's hands, but by a movement of the appropriate pool. Sex is then in its flaccid state 1. This occupation is sometimes referred to by the term zizicopter 1 or by the phrase “ playing the helicopter 2 ”.

Sometimes practiced in public by men under the influence of alcohol, it is worth fines or prison sentences for exhibitionists who indulge in it 2. In the context of non-conformist management companies, this sexually provocative gesture can be a subversive and theatrical means of restoring the power of management by humiliating the employees 3.

In popular culture
In 2011, the expression " helicopter dick " was mentioned in the humorous song 3-Way (The Golden Rule), about threesomes, by the American group The Lonely Island , and interpreted by Andy Samberg with the participation of Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga 4. In 2012, the Russian artist Aleksandr Pistoletov became known on the Internet as DongCopter Pirate (the "helicopter pirate"), by a video where he sang and danced naked while shaking his penis on a techno version from the soundtrack of the Pirates of the Caribbean saga. In 2013, American comedy trio The Lonely Island released the song Helicopter Dick! on this particular practice. The same year, Sébastien Patoche, an animator parodying Patrick Sébastien , released a song called Zizicoptere.

In one of the scenes from the film Et la tendresse? Mess ! from 1979, François ( Jean-Luc Bideau ) practiced the helicopter.

According to Liberation, the Australian artist Pricasso, who paints with his genitals and his buttocks, "seems to make the helicopter with his sex" , one way among others to make art with his sex 5 , 6.

In March 2015, Victoria Bedos says in an interview that her brother Nicolas Bedos took part in this practice when he was a teenager 7. In 2016, Aymeric Bonnery confides that he also delivered such a performance during his participation in the eighth season of Secret Story in 2014 8.

In 2022, the third episode of season 10 of Nus et culottés entitled Objectif Hautes-Alpes: concerto pour un glacier (episode 2/2) ends with a humorous helicopter session, where the protagonists Nans Thomassey and Guillaume Tisserand -Mouton say they do "helicopter on the glacier" 9.

In 2015 Miss Karensac imagines in a comic strip what she would do if she were a man, mentioning the helicobite 10.

Notes and references

 * Éric Bouhier, The golden mean, Editors’ Square,2018, 178 p. ( ISBN 9782259276641 )
 * " Pas-de-Calais: He makes the helicopter with his sex and gets 4 months in prison ", 20 Minutes ,9 November 15
 * Bent Meier Sørensen and Kaspar Villadsen, " Penis-whirling and pie-throwing: Norm-defying and norm-setting drama in the creative industries ", Human Relations , vol.  71, No. 8  ,August 2018, p.  1049–1071 ( ISSN  0018-7267 , DOI  10.1177/0018726717733310 )
 * " Is 'dick helicoptering' bad for your sexual health? », on MEL Magazine (en), July 2, 2018 (consulted theFebruary 23, 2019).
 * Quentin Girard, " Jimmy Wales, face redone with penis strokes ", Liberation ,July 2, 2013 (consulted theJanuary 6, 2018).
 * “ Five ways to make art with your sex ”, France Info ,June 8, 2014 (consulted theJanuary 6, 2018).
 * " Nicolas Bedos and the "helicobite" told by his sister ", C à vous ,March 4, 2015.
 * " When Aymeric made a "zizicopter" in Secret Story ... ", Télé Loisirs ,October 21, 2016.
 * S10: Objective Hautes-Alpes: concerto for a glacier, from 48:20 to 48:33
 * Mllekarensac, " And if I were a man? “imagine Miss Karensac in drawings ”, on Madmoizelle ,December 3, 2015 (consulted the July 27, 2022)

Related articles

 * Bifle

As a matter of linguistic interest, I would suggest:
 * "a movement of the appropriate pool" -> "pelvic gyrations"
 * "sex" -> "member" (to maintain an encyclopedic level of discourse)
 * "In the context of non-conformist management companies, this sexually provocative gesture can be a subversive and theatrical means of restoring the power of management by humiliating the employees" -> "As a deliberate refusal to conform, this blatant sexually provocative gesture may constitute a subversive means of reasserting agency while humiliating enforcers of the status quo" or more briefly and more clearly "This is one way to stick it to the man." Yngvadottir (talk) 05:58, 29 November 2022 (UTC)
 * Further to the translation effort: noting that from reference [3], it really is about real companies (e.g., "Zentropa") and real employees (and not, e.g., entreprises as a metaphor for society). So, with apingologies to, here's my best effort for the lead (and I'll spare you the rest):
 * Cheers, Mathglot (talk) 08:20, 29 November 2022 (UTC)
 * Which, by the way, brings to mind a key scene in The Graduate (film). Which scene is not, mind you, about helicobite at all, but about what might be termed an analogous practice with a similar, rotational motif. There, and now we've ended this on a high note about art film, and can claim pretensions of serious purpose. Mathglot (talk) 08:30, 29 November 2022 (UTC)
 * Just to think, I was editing at coral bleaching, helping another editor, looked to see what else that editor had been doing, and this is what I started. Sacre bleu job! --Tryptofish (talk) 18:37, 29 November 2022 (UTC)
 * Coral bleaching employs the word dinoflagellates, which sounds like something involving masochistic paleontologists. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:34, 29 November 2022 (UTC)
 * "Coral bleaching" also sounds a bit like a cosmetic procedure, and "Coral Bleach" and "Coral Reef" are passing good drag names. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:00, 29 November 2022 (UTC)
 * I believe you're thinking of another cosmetic procedure. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:40, 29 November 2022 (UTC)
 * And let the record show that I never once said anything about Brazil. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:59, 29 November 2022 (UTC)
 * And let the record show that I never once said anything about Brazil. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:59, 29 November 2022 (UTC)

ANI
I genuinely do not know what to make of your reply, and I apologise if I made a mistake. X750. Spin a yarn? Articles I've screwed over? 05:13, 30 November 2022 (UTC)
 * I was just giving you a hard time about all that talk about blood in the sand and subduing other editors. Don't worry. We cool. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:33, 30 November 2022 (UTC)

MOS:/
Please explain the change you did to the MoS for slashes in. –<b style="color:#77b">Laundry</b><b style="color:#fb0">Pizza</b><b style="color:#b00">03</b> ( d c̄ ) 14:26, 4 December 2022 (UTC)
 * The explanation is that I was editing on my phone and wasn't paying attention. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:52, 5 December 2022 (UTC)

Challenge
This editsum looks like you're asking for a challenge. Let the games commence... Girth Summit <sub style="font-family:Segoe print;color:blue;"> (blether) 22:28, 6 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Submissions welcome, of course. But the competiton's pretty stiff: as soon as I called out the bizarre audio file you refer to (i.e. File:Panasonic_NN-E225M_microwave.flac), I ran into File:Inside_a_used_microwave_oven_with_grill_%E2%80%93_360%C2%B0_panorama.jpg, which gives you the feeling of being imprisoned inside a microwave oven. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:53, 6 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Does user talk space count? I came across this, and the File Usage information lists just a single page on enwiki... Girth Summit <sub style="font-family:Segoe print;color:blue;"> (blether)  23:07, 6 December 2022 (UTC)
 * I looked up File:Paint drying.JPG, which turns out to be quite reasonable as a jpg file, but I imagine that a sound file would score pretty well in the challenge. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:25, 6 December 2022 (UTC)
 * No higher resolution available? I'm gutted. Girth Summit <sub style="font-family:Segoe print;color:blue;"> (blether)  23:37, 6 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Well, I just wasted some of my time looking at instructional videos at Commons. Allow me to present... Commons:Category:Pointer Fun with Binky. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:43, 6 December 2022 (UTC)
 * That video was wow on multiple levels, and had more violence than I would have expected. Levivich (talk) 00:03, 7 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Pascal does that to people. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 04:45, 7 December 2022 (UTC)
 * I didn't dare watch that version, that's forbidden syntax. Levivich (talk) 05:18, 7 December 2022 (UTC)

Please do not Vandalize
Your edit here: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Herschel_Walker&oldid=1126027788 is considered vandalism. Please do not violate Wikipedia policies. A joke is not an acceptable reason. Further vandalism could result in a block or ban by an admin. Thank You. Amfi2231 (talk) 04:02, 7 December 2022 (UTC)
 * How right you are. In my defense I'll point out that the adult part of me immediately took control and I instantly reverted myself, so all's well that ends well. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 04:43, 7 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Oh my God, EEng. Many of us appreciate your sense of humor, but that was WAY out of line in article space. Do not ever do anything like that in an article again. You crossed a line. Cullen328 (talk) 05:32, 7 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Where was your restraining influence when I made edit? Or this one? Is it any wonder I've learned such naughty habits? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 11:55, 7 December 2022 (UTC)
 * It just took me ten minutes to figure out the Plato one. Bah. - Roxy the dog 12:08, 7 December 2022 (UTC)
 * And you're a better person for having met the challenge. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 12:15, 7 December 2022 (UTC)
 * ?! (very angry) You've lost respect here. Paul August &#9742; 13:11, 7 December 2022 (UTC)
 * In fact, I think a "time-out block" would be appropriate here. As I am angry I won't, but I would support one. Paul August &#9742; 13:17, 7 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Well if you didn't like that, you will certainly not enjoy -- self-reverted instantly, of course. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 15:24, 7 December 2022 (UTC)
 * EEng, don't do that sort of thing in mainspace. Namespaces that are not reader-facing are a different matter, but not in mainspace. Even if quickly self-reverting, just don't. And everyone else, there's no need for virtue signalling. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:25, 7 December 2022 (UTC)


 * I'm going to assume good faith on this one, that EEng vandalised an article with the intent of only looking at it via "Show Preview" (which I think a number of us have all done at one point or another to alleviate some of the tedium around here) and hit "Publish changes" by accident. As for Play-Do / Plato, did you see what came next? <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  14:33, 9 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Yuck! And to think people are upset about a werewolf picture. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 14:59, 9 December 2022 (UTC)
 * I'd be more upset if they had masturbated to the werewolf picture. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:54, 9 December 2022 (UTC)
 * As amusing as some of those are, if you want to actually see a preview of how the page would look it's best to just edit the html in your browser (you can even screenshot it and everything) which won't bother anyone else, or you know just mess around in your own userspace or some of the other pages that no one cares about. I don't think you should be blocked over this which wouldn't prevent anything anyway, but community consensus has drifted strongly against this kind of shenanigans over the years. 74.73.224.126 (talk) 18:38, 10 December 2022 (UTC)

Hi
Ok, I get it. You are very smart. Until very recently, I thought you were really funny as well. Now I'm not so sure. Sad because I was really looking forward to working on Commission on Training Camp Activities with you. (It has a bit more...historical context now compared to before. But we haven't even gotten to fully explaining the "good part" yet.) Cielquiparle (talk) 22:45, 13 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Don't worry, I'll get back to being funny just as soon as we've disposed of WP:Articles_for_deletion/Daily_Dozen_Doughnut_Company_(2nd_nomination). And I'm sure we'll have a gay old time working on the Commission article, as long as you'll stick to actually reading the sources and reporting their content faithfully. (For the benefit of my glittering salon of talk page stalkers, here's a link: Template:Did you know nominations/Commission on Training Camp Activities. On top of everything else I just realized that the article was created by an editor named Whizz40. The hits just keep on coming -- so to speak.)
 * Let me tell you why I'm so hot under the collar about Daily Dozen: it's a case study in how an article on a nonnotable becomes a crap magnet -- when there's nothing worth saying about a subject, things not worth saying get magnified and hyperbolized, to Wikipedia's embarrassment. A good example is the Bon Appetit nonsense. The article grandly proclaimed that Andrew Knowlton included the shop in Bon Appétit's 2010 overview of "America's best donuts", and the casual reader might be forgiven for thinking that the citation to Knowlton, Andrew (2010-03-12). "America's Best Donuts, Part 2". Bon Appétit likely supports that. But it doesn't -- in fact quite the opposite. "Part 1" did not list Daily Dozen as one of the "Top 10 Best Places for Donuts", and "Part 2" was just a list of 57 "recommendations from our readers" received by email, and that's where we find Daily Dozen. Oh please. This is the kind of thing that happens when editors struggle to find something impressive to say about a nonnotable subject.
 * Since you were nice enough to drop by, I've changed you're blatantly lying (about which, I confess, I had some regrets about the moment I hit SAVE -- but I'm really tired of this Daily Dozen bullshit) to you appear to have examined the sources without benefit of your reading glasses. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:16, 14 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Totally agree about Bon Appétit! And appreciate the correction. I think when I initially added that weeks ago during the first deletion discussion, I thought the two articles were the same, hadn't read it carefully enough, and that AB or someone would correct it if was wrong. Which is obviously not a good approach, and I'm usually more careful than that. Cielquiparle (talk) 07:57, 14 December 2022 (UTC)
 * So you see, I'm not such an ogre after all. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:31, 14 December 2022 (UTC)


 * I'm your acolyte? I think that means I've been promoted. Valereee (talk) 21:28, 16 December 2022 (UTC)
 * An ogre and his acolytes. I've seen my share of disheartening AfDs, but I just looked at that donut whole, and the amount of wasted pixels is appalling. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:08, 16 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Don't be ridiculous. The pixels are reusable. Maybe you're one of those people who thinks that escalator steps pile up in the basement and have to be trucked away. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:28, 16 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Wait, what... they don't pile up there? Are you sure? I saw on the internet that they do, right next to the useful information about that pizza parlor. And it's only the ones on the down escalator that pile up in the basement. The ones on the up escalator pile up in the attic. Everyone knows that. You're such an ogre! --Tryptofish (talk) 22:35, 16 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Yeah and they obviously don't have to be trucked away, I saw on YouTube that they're carried back by workers overnight to be reused the next day. Levivich (talk) 22:38, 16 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Nuh-huh! They pile up in the attic, and pile down in the basement. And those "workers" are illegal immigrants! Don't believe the mainstream media. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:45, 16 December 2022 (UTC)
 * When EEng goes Hi, I go low. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:50, 16 December 2022 (UTC)

Incantation
Now I've got a demon from hell squatting on my shoulder. Thanks a bunch. NebY (talk) 15:27, 17 December 2022 (UTC)

del review
Deletion review is available. I have been bold and closed the WP:MULTIAFD again. Bruxton (talk) 17:50, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
 * And I've re-unclosed it. You haven't got the street cred for this. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:54, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
 * I think you agree with the close? Just not me being the closer? I feel that I am saving the community time with a reasonable close when this multi was headed nowhere. I think that reverting my close is not appropriate, but you can contest the NAC at DRV. I appreciate your concern about it and I am sure we will get to the correct result. Bruxton (talk) 18:07, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
 * I do agree with the result (which I think is where the discussion will likely go if it's allowed to run its course), which puts me in an especially good position to point out that you've closed the discussion prematurely with what is essentially a supervote., , can one of you have a little talk with Bruxton about overanxious {nac}ing at Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Acadia:_A_New_Orleans_Bistro? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:17, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
 * I have no opinion about the notability of the individual articles. I saw this as clearing the table for what is likely to be "less confusing AfD nominations". The editors were all over the place in the AfD: there were personal attacks, page blocks, general drama and then yourself reverting my NAC several times. If you agree that it is the right close, then we should all move on. If you disagree then WP:DRV is the venue to get relief. Bruxton (talk) 18:33, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
 * It's not about whether it's the result I personally prefer (it is, in a way) or the result I think will probably result in the end (I do); rather, it's about you closing the discussion two days in while people are still actively commenting and the outcome is far from clear, particularly since an important issue still open was how to proceed after any close -- you cut that discussion off. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:02, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
 * I've answered at that AfD's talk. Valereee (talk) 19:34, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
 * There are many other editors and administrators who can deal with the NAC. There is also a venue for you to challenge the close. You are edit warring WP:3RR and I will have to report it if you do not undo your last revert of the close EEng. Correction - we are both at 3rr now after I reverted again. I do not want to war with you over this close, so it is best to let others weigh in. Bruxton (talk) 19:43, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Best to let others weigh in – Duh, too bad you didn't take that attitude WRT the AfD itself, instead of closing it. Because of your ham-fisted meddling we now have a mess of a talk page about a mess of an AfD about a bunch of mess articles. Great going, genius. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:11, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Wanna move this to the AfD talk like I did for my talk section? My browser is crying —Alalch E. 20:25, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
 * That's all right, Alalch. I think every browser must cry, just once or twice. Anyway, I think it's hopeless at this point. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:11, 20 December 2022 (UTC)

I just saw you archive stuff from your talk page
Are you okay? You would never do that usually. Liliana UwU (talk / contribs) 22:14, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Very funny. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:37, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
 * i personally think you should archive it more, mainly because my processing power shot to 80% trying to open it. lettherebedarklight晚安 02:50, 23 December 2022 (UTC)
 * Good for your processor's heart health. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:24, 23 December 2022 (UTC)

George Santos
Saw you were editing the George Santos page. Just wanted to say that everyone should do our utmost to humanity to make sure that the opening photo stays the same, probably one of the great photo descriptors of an entry on Wikipedia. This fellow is quickly becoming a legend in his own mind, ah, time, and will go down in history as going down in history. And, of course, Merry Christmas and happy everything to you and the folks here. Randy Kryn (talk) 05:52, 24 December 2022 (UTC) p.s. Everytime you post on EEng's talk page a Wikipedian gets their pings.


 * For those wondering, we're talking about this image -- indeed one of the great all-time WP lead images: Clip from Episode 128 George Santos A Corona Story.png. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:42, 1 July 2023 (UTC)

The answer...
to your question here is, of course, Military Intelligence. We can always count on them for unintended (or is it unintelligible?) humor. JoJo Anthrax (talk) 16:19, 27 December 2022 (UTC)

Happy 2023 or whatever
Happy new year, I hope you have a good one. Liliana UwU (talk / contribs) 10:23, 2 January 2023 (UTC)


 * Oh yeah, by the way, I got a new laptop now. Currently, I have two instances of this page open, and it doesn't even slow down. Liliana UwU  (talk / contribs) 11:13, 2 January 2023 (UTC)
 * You're not the first to use this page as a stress test. See User_talk:EEng. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 07:31, 9 January 2023 (UTC)
 * @LilianaUwU, now able to run 2.67 EEngtalks per second! SniperReverter (Talk to me) 17:21, 10 January 2023 (UTC)
 * A new unit of measurement! So: how many smoots per EEngtalk? --Tryptofish (talk) 20:34, 10 January 2023 (UTC)
 * Well, considering the amount of times I've trouted people times the smoot length/smoot time, 17.5948. SniperReverter (Talk to me) 20:39, 10 January 2023 (UTC)
 * But first, you have to slice pi and walk the Planck length. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:43, 10 January 2023 (UTC)
 * And then divide that by 42. It's a long process. SniperReverter (Talk to me) 17:47, 11 January 2023 (UTC)
 * Yes, long division. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:44, 11 January 2023 (UTC)

Narcissism
Hi EEng. I saw you undid my contribution to the Monty Hall problem direct calculation section with the comment, "how amusing". Thank you for your insight—this comment was a hallmark piece of constructive criticism.

I came here to ask: why did you undo my changes? I wanted to contribute to Wikipedia by improving the intuitiveness of the proof. I am new and eager to learn. But what you said does not help me to learn; toxic, condescending comments are not conducive to improvement and do not explain what I purportedly did that was so "amusing".

I was curious what type of person might leave this kind of comment. So curiosity killed the cat. I peaked beneath the rock, read through your page, and I noticed a bit of a trend...
 * Academic elitism
 * "Is the Columbia admissions office still telling kids that? Shameful. Well, you've certainly risen above your humble beginnings." - EEng
 * "Is this debate restricted to the Ivy League or can any old riff-raff join in?" — "At Harvard the polite term is hoi polloi. We feel it's less hurtful." - EEng
 * Rampant anti-wokeism
 * "Behold the sermonizing social justice warrior on her high horse." - EEng
 * "Being born and bred in Berkeley I knew what a woke-scold was decades before the term was coined, and you are a woke-scold." - EEng
 * A superiority complex/grandiosity
 * "Mr. Eater, I hereby award you the EEng Irony Cross (with Oak Leaves, Platinum Rivets, and Emerald Chips)." - EEng
 * "[Referring to other editors:] there are no signs of intelligent life." - EEng
 * "It is I who am honored to work with so many easily confused editors." - EEng
 * "Please remain civil." — "Keep it up and I'll show you some real civility." - EEng
 * "Christ, you lack even the modesty to qualify your opinions – phrases such as I think and it seems to me are traditional ways of reminding yourself that maybe, just maybe, you're just one editor among many, though of course they're unnecessary if you know you're always right. Maybe that's it." - EEng

Well... no need to tell me why you undid my changes—I don't know if I could get an explanation that doesn't diss my intelligence and allude to your illuminating time at Harvard and Berkeley. I am clearly not going to reach you.

Also, dude, I'm 21. I'm new to Wikipedia. So when it comes to me making mistakes due to my lack of status as a Wikipedia editor, give me a break. The idea that you're self-righteously, indiscriminately degrading the intelligence of everyone around you reeks of those Facebook minion memes seething on in contempt for the woke left and the younger generation. You may honestly want to check out the page on narcissistic personality disorder... and not just to undo changes.

GabeTucker (talk) 06:01, 13 January 2023 (UTC)


 * Some of your changes at Monty Hall problem seem fine, but I suspect EEng might have thought the edit was a joke because it ended with the phrase "the Monty Python problem" - Monty Python being an unrelated British comedy troupe.
 * Also, a substantial portion of your laundry list of EEng's purported sins consists of jokes. Those which aren't may be good or bad, but are in any case irrelevant. CharredShorthand (talk) 07:19, 13 January 2023 (UTC)
 * I suspect EEng might have thought the edit was a joke because it ended with the phrase "the Monty Python problem"
 * That's funny, I didn't realize I had made that mistake—that explains the whole situation. Thank you for pointing that out.
 * With this new perspective, I'm definitely noticing quite a bit more sarcasm in the sin list upon a second reading. I think I was being a bit obtuse since I was very upset by his comment.  I still definitely get some sense of a superiority complex from the Ivy League high table talk and characterization of wokeism.  But you're correct that all of that is irrelevant when it comes to the article dispute.
 * Regardless, thanks for collectedly clearing things up—I appreciate it.
 * GabeTucker (talk) 07:35, 13 January 2023 (UTC)
 * , I only have a humble bachelor's degree from the humble University of San Francisco (although I dated a young woman who was a Berkeley student at the time, which was 45 years ago). When I write something intelligent and useful, EEng will often support my point. When I stray occasionally and write something not so brilliant, EEng will quickly bring me back to my senses. EEng has a unique sense of humor, and does not tolerate foolishness. Cullen328 (talk) 07:51, 13 January 2023 (UTC)
 * Thank you for your comment. This is useful to know, and I am getting the sense that I misjudged him.  I think that I conflated A) a miscommunication and B) a very, very (very) dry sense of humor with narcissism, but I am coming to realize I was wrong. GabeTucker (talk) 07:57, 13 January 2023 (UTC)

DYK for Lone Mountain Cemetery
BorgQueen (talk) 12:03, 24 January 2023 (UTC)
 * Well done! I enjoyed it. Good head. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:24, 24 January 2023 (UTC)

MfD nomination of Wikipedia:Don't call it "Wiki"
Wikipedia:Don't call it "Wiki", a page which you created or substantially contributed to, has been nominated for deletion. Your opinions on the matter are welcome; you may participate in the discussion by adding your comments at Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Don't call it "Wiki" and please be sure to sign your comments with four tildes ( ~ ). You are free to edit the content of Wikipedia:Don't call it "Wiki" during the discussion but should not remove the miscellany for deletion template from the top of the page; such a removal will not end the deletion discussion. Thank you. Jeff UK 16:47, 31 January 2023 (UTC)

There is currently a discussion at Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents regarding an issue with which you may have been involved. Thank you., related to this as I'm sure you will guess. Jeff UK 18:36, 3 February 2023 (UTC)
 * I take it neither outcome was what you expected. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:10, 11 February 2023 (UTC)

Do not interfere with Earth's growth
Thought this kind of humor would be up your alley. I've been laughing for the past 5 minutes. DFlhb (talk) 08:30, 4 February 2023 (UTC)
 * Thanks for the pointer. My personal favorite phrase in there is They have sucked our souls. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:05, 11 February 2023 (UTC)

February 2023
Welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to contribute constructively to the encyclopedia, we would like to remind you not to link to any rendition of the "Major-General's Song", as you did here. Doing so can result in users being unable to get the song out of their heads, which may be considered detrimental to Wikipedia and its users. Thank you.  M AN d ARAX •  XAЯA b ИA M  00:22, 14 February 2023 (UTC)
 * And I linked two of them, so I must be doubly evil. My plan to destroy Wikipedia by hollowing it out from the inside is working quite well, don't you think? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:34, 15 February 2023 (UTC)
 * I was surprised you didn't also link to the Tom Lehrer version. (I think the fact that I know you're a Lehrer fan means that I've spent too much time around here.) The situation is actually even worse than first reported: I was sure that Sideshow Bob had sung it, so I found and watched the clip of him performing the entire score of H.M.S Pinafore. When that didn't include the song, I discovered that Penzance and Pinafore are different (yes, I'm a philistine), but now some of the Pinafore songs are also stuck in my head. (I wasn't completely wrong about The Simpsons, as Barney did sing a bit of "Major-General" in another episode.)  M AN d ARAX •  XAЯA b ИA M  10:22, 16 February 2023 (UTC)
 * Who isn't a Lehrer fan? -- but for the benighted who somehow aren't: The Elements and for good measure, New Math. A little-known fact, BTW, is that my friend Andrew Gleason was the main driving force behind the New Math. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 14:35, 16 February 2023 (UTC)
 * You're just asking for a level 2 warning! It's too bad Gleason wasn't around earlier, so he could have served as a useful resource for Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky.BTW, here's a tip I've been meaning to share with your fanbase: For anyone who's come to this page only to have your device litterally blow up like it was a spy balloon, I highly recommend that you install User:Mr. Stradivarius/gadgets/DiffOnly. With this tool, many places where you'd find a diff, such as watchlist, history, contributions, etc., you'll be presented with a "diff only" link; click on it, and you'll get, as expected, just the diff, without loading the entire page. This saves a lot of time and bandwidth, and your smoke alarm won't go off every time you visit this talk page.  M AN d ARAX •  XAЯA b ИA M  20:42, 16 February 2023 (UTC)
 * If Mandarax has three oranges and EEng eats all of them, how much vitamin C has EEng ingested, and will he get scurvy anyway? I just said that because I really want to say orange is the New Math. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:00, 16 February 2023 (UTC)
 * You probably already know about it, but somewhere (I forget) someone made a version beginning "I am the very model of a modern Wikipedian...." --Tryptofish (talk) 21:41, 15 February 2023 (UTC)
 * I'll give $100 in Monopoly money, plus a case of Skippy dog food, to whomever can dig up a link to that. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:46, 15 February 2023 (UTC)
 * What, no fish food? --Tryptofish (talk) 21:56, 15 February 2023 (UTC)
 * EEng has good priorities. - Roxy the dog 18:34, 16 February 2023 (UTC)
 * I knew you'd come and say that! --Tryptofish (talk) 20:56, 16 February 2023 (UTC)
 * Songs about Wikipedia/The RfA Candidate's Song. I prefer Jif. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:11, 15 February 2023 (UTC)

That song is beyond brilliant. It leaves me speechless (which, as all gathered here know, is saying a lot). I've suggested The Signpost do an article on it (WP:POST/S). <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:30, 16 February 2023 (UTC)
 * Well, you weren't that speechless: . --Tryptofish (talk) 20:56, 16 February 2023 (UTC)
 * I give you this. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  11:23, 27 February 2023 (UTC)
 * ^ <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 14:46, 27 February 2023 (UTC)

Probably not a good idea
I realize that a thread about reliable sources regarding a nursery rhyme about farting has long sense descended into the absurd, but given sensibilities and sensitivities around Wikipedia, you might want to consider striking this comment, even though obviously in jest. Banks Irk (talk) 00:00, 7 March 2023 (UTC)
 * Sensibilities around Wikipedia need expanding, and sensitivities need desensitizing. Anyway that 's got it coming to him. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 02:21, 7 March 2023 (UTC)
 * He really doesn't mean it. He loves me, he just has his own way of showing it. Levivich (talk) 02:47, 7 March 2023 (UTC)
 * Oh for pity's sake. You were both wrong. It's WP:FART. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:00, 7 March 2023 (UTC)
 * Or WP:GAS? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:32, 8 March 2023 (UTC)
 * What a load of hot-air bags! --Tryptofish (talk) 19:23, 8 March 2023 (UTC)
 * Wait...Wikipedia has sensibilities and sensitivities? Valereee (talk) 17:15, 8 March 2023 (UTC)
 * Yes, and all the other Jane Austen novels. —David Eppstein (talk) 19:16, 8 March 2023 (UTC)
 * SO bummed I didn't get there. Unbelievable. Completely in my wheelhouse. Ugh. Valereee (talk) 20:32, 8 March 2023 (UTC)

The benefit of your wisdom, please?
If you can find some time, I'd appreciate your advice, please.

Would you have a look at Talk:List of country calling codes and advise whether I'm wasting my time. It seems clear that two editors have spent a lot of time constructing the article as it stands and can't or won't see anything wrong with it. If it really is just a content dispute, then it is already clear that the outcome will be "no consensus" and wp:status quo, so I may well drop it now. But if it is a policy issue, as I believe, then I will have to make an incident of it. Is there any prospect that ANI will consider it of any significance? Is time to just give up and walk away, whatever the merits of the case? 𝕁𝕄𝔽 (talk) 00:54, 14 March 2023 (UTC)


 * I'm sorry to hear that logic prevailed and apologize for not responding to your query in time to prevent that. (Really busy IRL recently.) I'll try to do do better next time. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:21, 16 March 2023 (UTC)
 * Perhaps Metamucil would help?  M AN d ARAX •  XAЯA b ИA M  18:28, 16 March 2023 (UTC)
 * Didn't they used to call it Facebookmucil? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:30, 16 March 2023 (UTC)
 * mucil. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:32, 16 March 2023 (UTC)
 * SMirC-chuckle.svg <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 23:28, 18 March 2023 (UTC)
 * ? Any thoughts on needed content there? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:01, 16 March 2023 (UTC)
 * Can't think of anything, my meta muse is ill. Levivich (talk) 17:18, 23 March 2023 (UTC)
 * The reality distortion field has moved away and Putin's World logic has been restored. The answer to my question is clear: nobody cares. --𝕁𝕄𝔽 (talk) 20:08, 16 March 2023 (UTC)

Power law
Do you know what a Power law is? I'm asking because you wrote, as a reason for your reverting of sentence about Moore's law being a power law, that it was unenlightening.--Gciriani (talk) 20:49, 25 March 2023 (UTC)
 * I've got a degree in applied math, computer science, and statistics from [name of breathtakingly prestigious institution redacted], so yeah, I know what a power law is. That Moore's Law is a power law (to the extent it's actually a law) is a trivial observation. The proof of that? I can't find any RS bothering to mention it. I suppose Power law wouldn't be out of place as a See also, however. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:41, 25 March 2023 (UTC)


 * Hijacking this thread for no reason, do you know why Your Pussy's Glued to a Building on Fire is not a redlink on Wikipedia. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  12:30, 26 March 2023 (UTC)
 * Why is it NOT a red link? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 13:38, 26 March 2023 (UTC)
 * And why doesn't it faze me anymore? Is this what being a Wikipedian is like? I like Astatine (Talk to me) 15:49, 11 April 2023 (UTC)
 * Studies have shown that for those who retain their sanity, the answer is yes.I'd be interested to hear more about your astatine affinity. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:15, 11 April 2023 (UTC)
 * It tastes good. Also I just saw your message, sorry about the LONG delay. I like Astatine (Talk to me) 16:12, 8 September 2023 (UTC)
 * Mmm. You should try tennessine. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:26, 8 September 2023 (UTC)
 * That's too exotic for me to get right now. I like Astatine (Talk to me) 00:52, 9 September 2023 (UTC)
 * Tennessine Ernie Ford Tennessee_Ernie_Ford_1957.JPG. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:23, 8 September 2023 (UTC)
 * Albert Einsteinium Albert Einstein Head.jpg. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:12, 9 September 2023 (UTC)
 * George Berkelium John_Smibert_-_Bishop_George_Berkeley_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:28, 9 September 2023 (UTC)
 * Ruth Enium Baby-Ruth-Wrapper-Small.jpg. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:49, 9 September 2023 (UTC)
 * None of these can be bought on Soviet surplus. I tried Stalinium, and it was WAY too salty. Also can we move this to my talk page? My poor chromebook is gonna explode if I keep coming here. I like Astatine (Talk to me) 15:26, 11 September 2023 (UTC)
 * I've added Power law to the See also section of Moore's law, per your input. I still think that for people who do not have a background in the subject, it would be useful and encyclopedic to see the connection higher up in the article, but follow your suggestion, since you feel so strongly about it. Thanks for interacting.--Gciriani (talk) 18:53, 26 March 2023 (UTC)
 * I'm always glad when such things can be settled with a minimum of violence. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:28, 26 March 2023 (UTC)

Always precious
Ten years ago, you were found precious. That's what you are, always. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 07:53, 22 April 2023 (UTC)
 * And that exact shade of blue is my very favorite color! Perfect! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 14:22, 22 April 2023 (UTC)

FYI
Someone put a notice about the NOR noticeboard on your user page, and I reverted it because it should have been here in talk. Since they never re-posted it here, I'm letting you know about it:. Still that stuff about Grant being indicted for paying Ms. Daniels? Oh, wait, never mind. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:50, 22 April 2023 (UTC)
 * I've commented there at some length. (And I called you "stubborn"!) --Tryptofish (talk) 22:49, 22 April 2023 (UTC)
 * I've often thought that to complement the NOR noticeboard, we should also a have NAND (Nexus of Absolutely Nutty Disputes) noticeboard. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:47, 22 April 2023 (UTC)
 * And to complement the BLP noticeboard, I've long wanted to have a BLT one. (Maybe we could sandwich it in.) --Tryptofish (talk) 18:52, 23 April 2023 (UTC)
 * I was just going to say, that might be a MOS:SANDWICH violation. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:58, 23 April 2023 (UTC)
 * Might be more palatable with a reliable sauce. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:58, 23 April 2023 (UTC)

Grant arrest story
Btw, I spent a great deal of time today reading over the discussion at Talk:Arrest of Ulysses S. Grant and the related threads. I must say, I'm deeply impressed with your dedication to source-gathering, that you'd go so far to visit an actual physical public library to track down books on Grant. Seriously, kudos for that.

As I marvel at that, I realize that even if you had gotten the citation information for those, could they even be used in the article to source a negative - that the arrest never happened? If not, could those sources be used to benefit that article at all? PhotogenicScientist (talk) 21:12, 28 April 2023 (UTC)
 * Yes, I'm a vanishing breed. Unfortunately, there's no way we can somehow turn my OR into any kind of assertion in the article: "A Wikipedia editor search scores of sources and found no indication of this story whatsoever." All we can use that kind of research for is to help us judge source reliability.For the record, it's not a public library. (And I wrote that article, BTW.) <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:16, 29 April 2023 (UTC)
 * A remarkably similar discussion, with a remarkably similar arguments on both sides (Future Perfect playing the role of EEng), happened at Talk:Bijeljina massacre/Archive 4, centered around media reports based on a "widely circulated photograph" (nowhere to be found) of a politician stepping over a dead body of a war victim. Luckily, common sense prevailed in that case. No such user (talk) 17:15, 4 May 2023 (UTC)

adjudicated
T's already hired the last lawyers who can't understand or spell legal terms. It's safe to assume that message came from a bar member. In Georgia, lawyers were given the courtesy title of 'colonel' (probably 'cause their legal forbearers raised regiments against the Union). In the early 1970s, a young woman lawyer friend of mine, bailing out a client, overheard the desk sergeant "she can't be a real lawyer, she didn't turn around when I called her colonel". Haven't seen your mots lightening the grim at ANI lately. Is the political climate grinding you down also? — N eonorange (talk to Phil) (he, they) 05:34, 5 May 2023 (UTC) —
 * If you check the recent page history, I believe you'll see a Cast Ass Persians plus a periodic periodic table dispute. Isn't that enough? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 11:03, 5 May 2023 (UTC)
 * I saw you say a few days ago that you were about to be away, while traveling to Croatia. I couldn't tell whether you were Sirius or not. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:05, 5 May 2023 (UTC)
 * OK, OK, you've been in the trenches; "aperiodic periodic table" is good. But you missed a great one—more to DePeip: God Emperor of Dune would have been truly inspired. — N eonorange (talk to Phil) (he, they) 18:29, 5 May 2023 (UTC) —
 * You must want to see me blocked, I guess. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:43, 10 June 2023 (UTC)

Edit summaries
Undid revision 1146691791 by Gonnym (talk) Go jump in the lake, humorless busybody. Please don't do this. XAM2175 <i style="color:darkslategrey">(T)</i> 12:23, 14 June 2023 (UTC)
 * Don't do what? Don't tell a humorless busybody that removing a bit of decoration, which gives some fun recognition to for his tireless work on the impossibly complicated Template:Convert, is not on? Don't tell him to think before removing something that's been there for years, and with which apparently no one else has a problem? Don't push back on his imposing on the rest of us the consequences of his inability to focus in the presence of "distraction" ? Sorry, I decline. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:08, 14 June 2023 (UTC)
 * Your edit summary was a personal attack none the less. XAM2175  <i style="color:darkslategrey">(T)</i> 18:32, 14 June 2023 (UTC)
 * Is it also a personal attack if I request that you please stick to obsessing about named railroad cars and train livery and other dumb stuff, and let grownups handle their own interactions without your clueless and unwelcome nannying? Either way, we'd really appreciate it if you'd do that. Thank you. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:06, 14 June 2023 (UTC) P.S. If you tell me it's a personal attack then I won't say it.
 * That's so good of you! I'd really appreciate it if you took note that somebody does have a problem with your doubling-down on personal attacks, lest – based on the absence of clearly-stated objection – you inadvertently come to feel that they're acceptable. XAM2175  <i style="color:darkslategrey">(T)</i> 11:55, 15 June 2023 (UTC)
 * Look, I shouldn't have come down so hard on you, but after years of DePiep I've run out of patience with civility enforcers. Surely you know that I'm old and set in my ways. I do appreciate that you mean well. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:23, 16 June 2023 (UTC)
 * Yeah, dealing with DePiep for more than a couple of minutes would sour anybody, but I'm sure you understand that just because he was singularly hopeless in the 'role' doesn't mean that you're not going to encounter people who have genuine concerns, and the whole "well nobody said anything about it" silence-is-consensus thing is the reason that some of them are going to try to voice those concerns to you. Anyway, that's that. I'm off back to my niche now. XAM2175  <i style="color:darkslategrey">(T)</i> 18:25, 18 June 2023 (UTC)
 * That's quite a sentence you've got there, pardner. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:19, 19 June 2023 (UTC)

You may enjoy...
...at least it made me laugh out loud so I thought you might like it. I have literally not read this page in a long time, and coming in on the above discussion shows that I've probably missed a lot of good writing. Randy Kryn (talk) 03:30, 15 June 2023 (UTC)
 * Maybe they were just standing close by when she was buried? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:43, 15 June 2023 (UTC)

About your revert in that MoS talk page
To keep it simply, I have talked (although limited to only an opening and a reply) to the first editor involved in the no-template-transclusion thing and complied with the second editor's summary about not having special treatment in my header (implied formatting, which is why I chose to change the plaintext). Please explain why you have reverted my last compromise, which should not have any other problems. I would also quote your summary here: Will you stop it? It's just a section head on a talk page The issue of appropriately showing that my section header has examples attracting four separate editors shouldn't warrant the word "just" here. DeeDeeEn (talk) 09:59, 15 June 2023 (UTC)
 * Will you stop it? It's just a section head on a talk page. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:13, 16 June 2023 (UTC)
 * No compromise, no agreement. DeeDeeEn (talk) 01:46, 17 June 2023 (UTC)
 * No one who cares. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 03:10, 17 June 2023 (UTC)
 * No, you. DeeDeeEn (talk) 18:34, 17 June 2023 (UTC)
 * No peace, no justice. No shoes, no shirt, no service. No man is an island. No contest. No ifs, ands, or buts. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:08, 17 June 2023 (UTC)
 * No. DeeDeeEn (talk) 11:51, 21 June 2023 (UTC)
 * N. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:05, 21 June 2023 (UTC)


 * Woah, holy crap--did you all just see that? DeeDeeEn just achieved pure effortlessness, and transcended to a state of nothingness, free from the cycle of ego and the illusion of a world of division!  Well done indeed! <b style="color:#19a0fd;">S</b><b style="color:#66c0fd">n</b><b style="color:#99d5fe;">o</b><b style="color:#b2dffe;">w</b><b style="color:#B27EB2;">Rise</b><b style="color:#d4143a"> let's rap</b> 20:51, 5 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Um, well, yes, and I'm glad I was able to help with that. BTW I've been meaning to tell you that you've become one of my favorite people recently. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:15, 5 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Ahh, Thanks EEng--that's an awfully kind (and honestly flattering) thing to say/hear. :) I'm glad to know that my mixed commentary in the ANI thread did not rub you too much in the wrong way. <b style="color:#19a0fd;">S</b><b style="color:#66c0fd">n</b><b style="color:#99d5fe;">o</b><b style="color:#b2dffe;">w</b><b style="color:#B27EB2;">Rise</b><b style="color:#d4143a"> let's rap</b> 01:26, 6 July 2023 (UTC)
 * By the way, you'll appreciate this: because I was making an effort not to joke too much myself (so I didn't give the support !voters another reason to feel like the issue/they were not being taken seriously by other respondents--or at least not this one), I had to sit on the phrase "Actually, I think most community members are largely eengnostic as to that particular question.", which occurred to me early on in response to one comment. It was like holding in my wind for three full days! <b style="color:#19a0fd;">S</b><b style="color:#66c0fd">n</b><b style="color:#99d5fe;">o</b><b style="color:#b2dffe;">w</b><b style="color:#B27EB2;">Rise</b><b style="color:#d4143a"> let's rap</b> 02:29, 6 July 2023 (UTC)
 * On which subject see, BTW, . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 08:56, 6 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Yeah, but ironically enough, not one "eggnostic"; I mean phonetically, that's even better. The most perplexing of Eeng oversights, or just too low hanging a fruit? <b style="color:#19a0fd;">S</b><b style="color:#66c0fd">n</b><b style="color:#99d5fe;">o</b><b style="color:#b2dffe;">w</b><b style="color:#B27EB2;">Rise</b><b style="color:#d4143a"> let's rap</b> 07:21, 9 July 2023 (UTC)


 * I always try to leave one or two gimmes for the little people to find for themselves. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 07:47, 9 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Oh, well that's very kind of you--I'm sure we're quite grateful... =] <b style="color:#19a0fd;">S</b><b style="color:#66c0fd">n</b><b style="color:#99d5fe;">o</b><b style="color:#b2dffe;">w</b><b style="color:#B27EB2;">Rise</b><b style="color:#d4143a"> let's rap</b> 14:48, 11 July 2023 (UTC)

great item
i was perhaps a bit nonplussed by the recent photo you added at village pump. I was curious as to the provenance of this item, so I decided to drop by here. ok, so it all makes sense now. your talk page is quite an interesting forum. quite a happening place. carry on! Sm8900 (talk) 14:20, 23 June 2023 (UTC)


 * So you've discovered there's a method to the madness, eh?" <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:52, 23 June 2023 (UTC)

One letter makes a big difference
Regarding this edit.... You completely misread my edit summary. I never said "literally millions". Quite the contrary, I said "litterally millions" (including the link).  M AN d ARAX •  XAЯA b ИA M  02:25, 24 June 2023 (UTC)
 * See <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 08:11, 24 June 2023 (UTC)
 * I'm honored to have my creation in your vault. Thanks for this edit summary. BTW, I also used litterally above ; you know what they say ... the best jokes are the ones you don't get until four months later.  M AN d ARAX •  XAЯA b ИA M  20:04, 24 June 2023 (UTC)

My friend
My friend, I removed one of your statements from ANI out of concern (for you) as it may be seen negatively by others. Let me know if I did okay (if not, please go ahead and revert me). Love, Lourdes  10:42, 26 June 2023 (UTC)
 * Lourdes have mercy. Well, if I had the energy I'd reword it as "Anyone who thinks it's OK to use AI to generate article text and talk-page posts..." but I gotta get to bed. Thanks for looking out for me. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 10:55, 26 June 2023 (UTC)

Here is an anecdote about a Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents regarding an issue with which you may have been involved
Here is an an anecdote regarding an issue with which you may have been involved. The thread is Administrators%27 noticeboard/Incidents. Maybe in 2016, I went to lunch with some family and friends from Tasmania (have I mentioned that it is not a fictional place, recently?) at a Lucha libre-themed casual dining franchise. When asked, I explained any number of things about the decor, including but not limited how the luchas de apuestas things work, how a single masked luchador may pass on their masked persona to other luchadores, similar to Commedia dell'arte, and Kabuki.... the reaction was "Peter, how do you... know all this stuff? ... Wait on, it's about Wikipedia contributions, isn't it?" Thank you. Shirt58 (talk Shirt58 (talk) 🦘 11:30, 28 June 2023 (UTC)
 * Yeah, once family and friends know you edit WP, they never look at you quite the same way again. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:25, 1 July 2023 (UTC)

Really not helping
Comments like this - even if they are replying to comments that are as unpleasant as those of Dorglord really don't help. Please think before making comments that could be seen as Xenophobic.Nigel Ish (talk) 08:00, 30 June 2023 (UTC)
 * Oh, please. Spare me. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 08:08, 30 June 2023 (UTC)
 * I removed it, and I guess it's time to get you banned from AN and ANI as this has been going on for years. Fram (talk) 08:42, 30 June 2023 (UTC)
 * Oh please. Spare me. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 08:44, 30 June 2023 (UTC)
 * I like croissants and the Eiffel Tower. Plus, some of the key scenes in Casablanca take place in Paris, although most of the action takes place in Morocco. Also, I am the primary author of Salade niçoise. Cullen328 (talk) 08:48, 30 June 2023 (UTC)
 * And in all seriousness, see my edit summary here . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 08:49, 30 June 2023 (UTC)
 * People reading the page won't see the edit summary - they will just see your original comment "Like anyone cares about France anyway". Remember that the Nahel M case is a result of someone being killed - would you have made a similar snarky comment about edits to articles about police killing in the United States?Nigel Ish (talk) 09:21, 30 June 2023 (UTC)
 * The edit summary was for the benefit of one or two people arrogant enough to assume that if they don't comprehend something, no one else can either. Normal people, who realize that we all have moments of clue-lack, and that an inward gaze should precede an outward accusation, didn't need it.
 * If you think the answer to your question is no then you clearly don't know me. Check out, for example, this edit.
 * <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:50, 30 June 2023 (UTC)
 * I would've definitely expected you to say "Like anyone cares about the United States anyway." to that comment.  Liliana UwU  (talk / contributions) 10:31, 1 July 2023 (UTC)

ANI discussion
As indicated above, I propose a noticeboard topic ban for you, see WP:ANI. Fram (talk) 09:09, 30 June 2023 (UTC)

Harvard College partial block
Non-templated notice: since you admitted to losing count of your reverts before your fourth one, and the material at issue does not come under 3RRNO, I blocked you from that article for 24 hours, because a bright-line rule is a bright-line rule. (The other editor did not get off so easily: they were on a range that had been used for sockpuppetry and just got off a month block, so now they're blocked sitewide for six months). Whatever your other issues (and I have interacted with you enough to understand where those come from, although I feel that I've learned to interact with you without making them a problem), a hardcore edit warrior you are not, as your apology demonstrated. Daniel Case (talk) 17:21, 30 June 2023 (UTC)
 * While this doesn't really fit with blocks being preventative instead of punitive, I accept that since we're secret lovers in real life you have to make a show of being evenhanded. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:19, 30 June 2023 (UTC) P.S. Your boss called. Something about the dirigible. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:19, 30 June 2023 (UTC)
 * OMG! EEng got kicked out of Harvard! And not by the Supreme Court! --Tryptofish (talk) 20:05, 30 June 2023 (UTC)
 * FTR, I never actually got kicked out -- I always managed to get out of Dodge just in time. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:36, 30 June 2023 (UTC)
 * Dodge Hall is across the River. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:07, 30 June 2023 (UTC)
 * That sickening feeling that we've met in real life rears its ugly head again. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:25, 30 June 2023 (UTC) Mixed metaphor alert!
 * I was class of 1978. Otherwise, I don't think we have. But I have that sickening effect on a lot of people. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:27, 30 June 2023 (UTC)
 * It's the Dodge Hall thing that's got me nervous. Remember when it was the library? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:37, 1 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Damn, I must really be getting old. The name sounds familiar, but... I had a feeling that there had been such a building there, but when I Googled it I got the Northeastern one. --Tryptofish (talk) 16:42, 1 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Class of '78? Well at least you're making me feel at least a little young by comparison, Tryp, which is not exactly the most common occurrence of late. I'm sure you'll be very buoyed by that knowledge. Actually, better speak a little 'louder': Tryp, I said "I'm sure you'll be very buoyed by that knowledge!" . <b style="color:#19a0fd;">S</b><b style="color:#66c0fd">n</b><b style="color:#99d5fe;">o</b><b style="color:#b2dffe;">w</b><b style="color:#B27EB2;">Rise</b><b style="color:#d4143a"> let's rap</b> 01:54, 2 July 2023 (UTC)
 * What did you say there, sonny? A buoy tripped on no ledge? And get off my lawn! --Tryptofish (talk) 17:09, 2 July 2023 (UTC)

Cheers
Alright, those warning messages that fire when you start a topic deserves the Humour Barnstar in themselves. Anyway, just popped in to say the formatting change is appreciated, and, despite my vote, I get your approach, which is why I’d oppose any sanctions if not for the RFC. Your humour is like food. ;) MM  (Give me info.)  <sup style="color: Orange">(Victories)  19:26, 30 June 2023 (UTC)
 * Gotta love the Stalin meme. As for that RfC, it's decidedly a dead letter. I'd bet there are 20 editors with posts in violation of it on ANI right now. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:29, 30 June 2023 (UTC)

A gift for you!

 * You do know you're just making the page longer, right? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:39, 7 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Yeah, but I couldn't help myself. { &#8211;<span style="font-family:CG Times, times"> MJL &thinsp;‐Talk‐☖ 16:14, 8 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Oh cleaning Eeng, oh cleaning Eeng,
 * How lovely are thy tranches!
 * <b style="color:#19a0fd;">S</b><b style="color:#66c0fd">n</b><b style="color:#99d5fe;">o</b><b style="color:#b2dffe;">w</b><b style="color:#B27EB2;">Rise</b><b style="color:#d4143a"> let's rap</b> 14:55, 11 July 2023 (UTC)

MOS question
You're an MOS guru, aren't you? I mean when you're not getting in trouble for being funny. I'm curious what you think of Talk:Eric André. Psst: don't tell the other editor that if he restores his change, I won't battle over it. Might embolden him. Anyway, if you feel like chiming in... Perhaps you could add an image of some famous bachelor (or Bachelor) playing a harp or something.--Bbb23 (talk) 15:22, 11 July 2023 (UTC)
 * , sorry I missed this at the time. IRL stuff. Try me again sometime. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 12:18, 11 January 2024 (UTC)

Talk:ANI
There is a discussion that apparently concerns you at the little-used and largely pointless ANI talkpage. While notification of posts there isn't compulsory, I think it's in order.  Acroterion   (talk)   12:33, 12 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Again??? Well, like Wilde said: There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:33, 12 July 2023 (UTC) P.S. For those playing along at home: WT:Administrators%27_noticeboard
 * Look on the bright side. At least they aren't complaining about your joke-making. --Tryptofish (talk) 17:52, 12 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Without even looking, I am 100% certain that link leads to Life of Brian. So predictable. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:00, 12 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Yes, that's right. I guess it's just your cross to bear. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:56, 12 July 2023 (UTC)

your signature
why does your signature link to user:EEng and user talk:EEng? why the section "s"? lettherebedarklight晚安 13:56, 14 July 2023 (UTC)
 * How perceptive of you to have noticed. If you open User:EEng for editing, you'll notice there's an {anchor|s} buried in there somewhere. Thus when you click on my sig, you get taken to that specific point in the page. That's what the #s is for -- so that, if I choose, I can have that happen, and I can move that specific point around according to my whims. Now, why in the world I placed the anchor at the point it seems to have been at for some time, I have no recollection at all. Just for fun I've moved it now. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:25, 14 July 2023 (UTC)

Appropriate humor challenged alert
For the humor-challenged and non-humor-challenged alike, there is an appropriateness discussion being held at Talk:Barbenheimer about respectfully keeping Barbie's full name as part of a page-appropriate in-universe caption. Please applaud (BarJEB!). Randy Kryn (talk) 15:32, 14 July 2023 (UTC)

Categorisation Barnstar

 * I believe our visitor's kind words refer to this edit . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:35, 15 July 2023 (UTC)
 * It is surely that edit because there is no other insightful analysis of WP:SMALLCAT to be found anywhere (and I should know). Thincat (talk) 18:55, 16 July 2023 (UTC)
 * They say there's no such thing as telepathy, but how else to explain how wandered into a discussion of SMALLCAT? MORE THAT A COINCIDENCE??? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:23, 16 July 2023 (UTC)

Since you seem to be looking for something to do...
Consider having a look at Hanford Engineer Works. Hawkeye7  (discuss)  22:58, 21 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Jesus, that's exhausting. There seems to be a lot of detail about the twists and turns of land acquisition, don't you think? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 03:51, 22 July 2023 (UTC)
 * To me, it is pretty important stuff. There is a lot in it. Land acquisition was an important aspect of the Manhattan Project. There is a common myth about "the good war" and how the American people were so firmly behind the war effort. But supporting the troops did not extend to letting the government acquire their land! This was a process process repeated across the US where army and air bases were established, but the reader wanting to know about it can come here. I've also seen some accounts that inferred that people must have been eager to sell, which was not the case. There is also the bit about Truman finding out about it. Some people guessed that the Truman committee found out about the expenditure on the Manhattan Project. This article sets the record straight. Hawkeye7   (discuss)  09:49, 22 July 2023 (UTC)
 * I was going to respond to your post, but suddenly I'm confused: there's Hanford Engineer Works and also Hanford Site, between which there's a lot of overlap -- certainly in the Acquisition stuff. Shouldn't there be better coordination between those articles? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:54, 22 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Hanford Engineer Works is about the wartime Manhattan Project, so it is a subarticle of both Hanford Site and Manhattan Project. So there is some overlap with the parent articles. Most of the Hanford Site article is concerned with the post-war period. I created Hanford Engineer Works as a fork so the Hanford Site, but the material in Hanford Engineer Works is new. This allowed me to condense the material on the Manhattan Project in Hanford Site and then expanded other parts in response to requests at FAR. Having a separate article on the Manhattan Project period is the same as several other articles, so we have Los Alamos National Laboratory => Project Y, Oak Ridge National Laboratory => Clinton Engineer Works, Argonne National Laboratory => Metallurgical Laboratory and Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory => Calutron.  Hawkeye7   (discuss)  01:00, 23 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Actually, seriously: is there a particular set of sections you'd like me to start with? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 09:15, 22 July 2023 (UTC)
 * The main ones were the one you already looked at. The other is the Personnel section. I already had a go at the one though. Thanks for a job well done! I wrote the whole article from scratch. Hawkeye7   (discuss)  09:49, 22 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Shhhhh! Someone will accuse your of WP:OWN. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:54, 22 July 2023 (UTC)
 * I accuse him of WP:OWN! thpt.  - Denimadept (talk) 08:25, 23 July 2023 (UTC)
 * I knew it! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 08:28, 23 July 2023 (UTC)

What DOES your username mean?
I think we Wikipedians deserve a definitive answer.  Liliana UwU  (talk / contributions) 09:57, 24 July 2023 (UTC)
 * It's simple: all usernames are random keysmashes, no matter what. Any resemblance to real words is purely coincidental. The meaning of "EEng" is clearly that the E key on his keyboard must be unusually large, such that randomly pressing keys resulted in it too many times. <b style="color:black">Vaticidal</b><b style="color:#66023C">prophet</b> 10:22, 24 July 2023 (UTC)
 * The doubled E in Eng's name refers to his conjoined twin. —David Eppstein (talk) 17:55, 24 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Eeng, obviously. Heavy Water (talk • contribs) 19:37, 24 July 2023 (UTC)
 * And it also has nothing to do with electrical engineering. (Although he reportedly was hit by lightening as a youth.) --Tryptofish (talk) 19:53, 24 July 2023 (UTC)

Can't you guys read? Right at the top of my userpage it says Welcome to the user page of Edwin Engelbarth, Esquire. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:58, 24 July 2023 (UTC) The u is silent.
 * Somehow I'd never seen this, and for eight years I've called you "Eric Engelland" in my mind, just like Bbb23 is Brian B. Brubaker in the JDL-iverse (his "last name" changes but he's always Brian). I feel more than mildly disillusioned. -  Julietdeltalima   (talk)  23:24, 26 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Imagine you confusing the Engelbarths with the Engellands. Outrageous. 02:34, 27 July 2023 (UTC)
 * I guess EEng also likes the letter E a lot that he highlighted one of them red in his signature. E is awesome, it is the most used consonant in the English language and it is the frequency of 329.628 Hz. But then EEEng sounds like someone showing their teeth at a dentist, and Eng sounds like someone mistyped "English" or "Engineer" so EEng might be better than EEEng or Eng. Maybe this is one motivator for the username. Aasim - Herrscher of Wikis ❄️ 00:58, 25 July 2023 (UTC)
 * He takes a lot of E. Hawkeye7   (discuss)  01:36, 25 July 2023 (UTC)


 * This really could not be more obvious. It's the sound one makes when, while trying to lecture a second party about something serious (that they probably do deserve to be lectured about), they say something so funny that you hurt yourself a little trying to stifle the laugh to maintain some credibility: "EEng!" <b style="color:#19a0fd;">S</b><b style="color:#66c0fd">n</b><b style="color:#99d5fe;">o</b><b style="color:#b2dffe;">w</b><b style="color:#B27EB2;">Rise</b><b style="color:#d4143a"> let's rap</b> 01:54, 25 July 2023 (UTC)
 * You have perfectly captured the vibe I go for when possible. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:52, 25 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Heh. I am happy that my contributions to your username confusion are enshrined in the museum.  Truly yours, Mr. Engelbarth, esquire; I remain, Jip Orlando (talk) 14:13, 28 July 2023 (UTC)


 * The God's honest truth is that after a few months of occasional IP editing I decided to register, the name popped into my head, and I went with it. Turns out it's brief and memorable, and as seen above it lends an air of enigmatic mystery, so I'm happy with it. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:03, 26 July 2023 (UTC)
 * I think you just described how 99.9% of Wikipedians choose a username.
 * I am part of the 0.1% that had my username changed after halfway through high school I realized how cringe the username I chose was. You probably remember me as the one who shattered Wikipedia into a million pieces because I was young and thought editing other's user pages and all this cringe was a good idea. Although if someone can't load a kilobyte userpage it probably is a skill issue. Hope it does not give flashbacks. Aasim - Herrscher of Wikis ❄️ 23:15, 26 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Regarding that "air of enigmatic mystery" ... I'll note that today is Esther Eng's birthday. Maybe she was the, perhaps subconscious, inspiration ...  M AN d ARAX •  XAЯA b ИA M  17:45, 24 September 2023 (UTC)
 * It's true! It's me! I faked my own death! I am unmasked! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 13:55, 28 September 2023 (UTC)

Talk pages
Please stop inserting your comments at the top of existing discussions; as you insisted on redoing in this revert.

It is discourteous to other editors.

Furthermore, such edits break the list markup, as explained at WP:LISTGAP. Andy Mabbett ( Pigsonthewing ); Talk to Andy; Andy's edits 19:29, 25 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Your mother wears army boots. We're having a little fun on the page, and if you're incapable of joining in, please just go wing your piggy way somewhere else without bothering the rest of us. Thank you, and have a pleasant fucking day, busybody. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:50, 25 July 2023 (UTC)

Recalibration
I'm afraid it's again time to please reassess your approach to adding images on talk and project pages. "Miners under ten" was an unnecessary distraction in a serious discussion (and not especially funny), and the other image I just removed elsewhere was clearly inappropriate on that page. Please give this some thought. Thanks, Newyorkbrad (talk) 03:30, 31 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Not being especially funny is a big part of what's funny about it ; I can't believe I have to explain that to you. Same with (not that I'm the first person to think of it ). <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:28, 31 July 2023 (UTC)
 * I know that you'll do what you want to do, but I'm inclined to agree with Brad. --Tryptofish (talk) 16:38, 31 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Theresiana-Leiter.jpg<b style="color:blue;">Eng</b>|center]]
 * I know it's torture, but I'm glad that you're inclinded. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:57, 31 July 2023 (UTC)


 * Keep going, your images almost always make a point that needs to be made (pictures worth 1000 birds or something) and you are selective in their use. Imaged editorial comments do not need to be 100% serious although they usually make a point which actually is, and Wikipedia is far from a boat of grumbling sailors down with scurvy although you'd think so sometimes. So no, please continue and give 'em hell when they need to be shown a bit of it in order to heavenize Wikipedia. I've added an image at the Barbenheimer RfC which is trying to remove that valued caption - it seems to be becoming overrun by the serious, but at least the images seem to be set in stone (maybe on RfC on if the caption should be 'Barbie and Oppie'). Randy Kryn (talk) 22:54, 31 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Randy's talking about what's going on here . Talk page stalkers! To the barricades! Talk:Barbenheimer <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:19, 31 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Be careful what you wish for, my sweetie! . --Tryptofish (talk) 23:24, 31 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Well the poem says listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story, so I long ago decided to make this a safe space for you. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:38, 31 July 2023 (UTC)
 * Safe space? I don't need no stinkin' safe space! --Tryptofish (talk) 23:42, 31 July 2023 (UTC)

The latest ANI thread(s)
I had intended to put this in the thread where IP editing was brought up (here), but I'm already on thin ice when it comes to adding useless stuff to ANI so here I am, posting it on your talk page instead.  Liliana UwU  (talk / contributions) 10:13, 2 August 2023 (UTC)
 * Huh. I would have figured your picture is Wikipedia when I did register, and this would be Wikipedia if I'd never registered. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:39, 2 August 2023 (UTC)
 * Does that image have something to do with Oppie? --Tryptofish (talk) 22:50, 5 August 2023 (UTC)

A barnstar for you!

 * I cut this page by 20% last month! Some people are never satisfied. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:47, 5 August 2023 (UTC)

Benchley on blackface
Hi. While personally I still think my wording was loose enough to cover the nuances of interpretation in the Benchley passage, I appreciate your rigor and agree that it's best to err on the side of caution when it comes to any possible misconstruing. I will say that it would have to be quite a special secondary source indeed that could really add further insight into what exactly was in RB's head when he wrote that--someone who had, for instance, dug up a letter he wrote the same day, in which he elaborated on the theme. Anyway, thanks for your attention to detail. Jcejhay (talk) 12:39, 7 August 2023 (UTC)
 * Oh yeah? Well if you add that material back ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna ... Oh wait. You're agreeing. OK. Never mind! . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:21, 7 August 2023 (UTC)
 * Jcejhay (talk) 16:25, 7 August 2023 (UTC)
 * Jcejhay (talk) 16:25, 7 August 2023 (UTC)

Wow
I wondered why you always seemed so bitter. Now I am beginning to see, and I wish I hadn't! jp×g 09:42, 10 August 2023 (UTC)
 * You refer, of course, to the cranial impenetrability on display at Talk:Barbenheimer. Hard to believe, isn't it? But I'm truly puzzled by your idea that I'm bitter. Slightly cynical perhaps, but bitter I'm certainly not. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:13, 10 August 2023 (UTC)
 * The directness of your indictments suggests a man who is quite weary of it all! jp×g 01:43, 11 August 2023 (UTC)


 * I appreciate your efforts to popularize my phrase "bizarre shitpile". <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 03:17, 11 August 2023 (UTC)

I Challenges thou
If anyone has the time to go into the source of this page and change all of EEng's signatures to something hilarious, I'll give you a barnstar Z!t!@n  «T@1k»  15:28, 12 August 2023 (UTC)

Robert Oppenheimer in Israel
Was it you who was asking about the bust of Neils Bohr? (left) Hawkeye7   (discuss)  06:41, 14 August 2023 (UTC)

Yes thanks, see. If you have a source giving the locale, occasion, and more about the bust, can you add those to the file desc? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:51, 14 August 2023 (UTC)

Oppenheimer lead citations
Hello there. I've again removed the citations from the lead section of J. Robert Oppenheimer. However, I have not removed the note and it's references. Instead, I rewrote the first paragraph of his early years section and placed the note there.

I've been given some grief for adding citations in leads when I began edited. Now, I'm quite strict about it myself, especially when it comes to featured articles. I hope you understand.

Edit to add: Forgot to mention. To address your (rightful) concern about the "father of the atomic bomb" references, I've written them into the article as well. -- Omnis Scientia (talk) 22:12, 14 August 2023 (UTC)
 * We don't need to fall all over ourselves to satisfy the LEADCITE bullies. Cites are OK in the lead now and then. The lead of Phineas Gage has a handful of them, mostly because it employs a series of quotations which, while they illustrate and summarize material in the article body, do no themselves appear later in the article.I've move the name-note back to the lead. It's needed when the full name is first introduced, and frankly, IMHO, the accessory changes you made along with the move didn't improve the overall exposition of JRO's early life. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:31, 15 August 2023 (UTC)
 * If you think I wrote something incorrect in the first paragraph of 'Early life' (I merely rearranged the sentences and added a small tidbit from the note itself, by the way, to fit it in) then please help me out in rewriting it because it is far too long for an opening paragraph of a section.
 * As for the note, LEADCITE is not the only reason I want it removed from the lead line. It looks very out of place and distracting right next to the name and, frankly, it isn't SUCH important/vital information as to be necessarily mentioned in the opening line of the article. Oppenheimer was not the first person to use his middle name. And, as with most well-written articles, information about the birth name belongs in the paragraph discussing the person's birth.
 * I should also note that you have no objection with the other citations I have moved to the main body. So please cooperate with the note as well. -- Omnis Scientia
 * Edit: Please note that I mean all this in a polite way. I know from experience some passionate people can get incredibly rude. I also agree with you about LEADCITE bullies. Personally, I don't like removing ALL citations from lead (exceptions can be made, after all) but I would prefer them not being in the opening paragraph.
 * As of now, I have moved the note back to "Early life". I've touched nothing else and have merely put in front of his name in the opening line of the section. Beyond the LEADCITE thing, I just think that information fits better there, simple as that. -- (talk) 07:52, 15 August 2023 (UTC)

A personal request
Please do not undo my work. I have not removed anything. I have not made any radical changes. If you don't like how I have worded something then reword it but don't erase ALL my work. Editing takes up time. And I really don't like how rude you are being about my edits as well. Constructive criticism is more than welcome - and I have welcomed it and have compromised as well - but I don't appreciate rude words like "YUCK" or your dismissiveness to my protests in the edit summaries. -- Omnis Scientia (talk) 23:26, 15 August 2023 (UTC)
 * I haven't undone all your work. I've reverted some of it, built on the rest. I didn't say simply "YUCK", but rather "Sorry, but YUCK" (and I didn't know it was you). And some of the ideas you have, like "Captions can't read like a story" (meaning, I gather, that they can only identify what you're looking at, rather than placing it in the context of surrounding events) are just flat-out wrong -- see, for example, any number of the captions in Phineas_Gage. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:44, 15 August 2023 (UTC)
 * About the image captions, I know the guidelines as well. My only issue with your captions is that they are too wordy - that is what I meant when I said "by a story". And that is why I rewrote and, frankly, I don't see anything wrong with my caption.
 * My main point is that you HAVE been dismissive of my edits. I would never have said a word if I did not feel like this. If I am doing something wrong, I would like to know so I don't do it again. But I would like you to show a little more tact while doing so. -- Omnis Scientia (talk) 06:48, 16 August 2023 (UTC)
 * You're not doing anything wrong, but we all have to be prepared for others to reject or modify our work; you're going to have to grow a thicker skin. In point of fact your caption was slightly longer than mine . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 07:16, 16 August 2023 (UTC)
 * I don't mind longer captions, I have an issue with the words - hence "wordy" - used in said captions. It reads like a paragraph you have lifted from the article, not like an image caption.
 * And surely you can see the double standard here? You expect me to just accept your rewording of my work but you cannot handle when I reword your work to make it flow more seamlessly and to remove non-neutral language; you've undone it a few times for no reason other than "mine is better, sorry".
 * I'm simply trying to help better the article and you are being unreasonable.
 * In any case, I'm done here. Clearly you can't see where you are wrong or are purposefully ignoring the issue I am trying to raise. I wish you well. -- Omnis Scientia (talk) 08:24, 16 August 2023 (UTC)

For those playing along at home, we're talking about the edits to the J. Rob Opp article over the last few days, seen here 

<b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:34, 16 August 2023 (UTC)
 * My only issue with your captions is that they are too wordy ... I don't mind longer captions, I have an issue with the words - hence "wordy" - used in said captions. – Huh?
 * Look, the way WP works is that almost anything you do is likely to be modified, built on, or (sometimes) even rejected by others. A great example is here : What you say in your edit summary ("they are sitting") is clearly wrong, and while mentioning the pipe isn't a bad idea (I'd thought of it myself) it's too tiny a detail in the thumbnail to function as the only identifier. Further, it's almost certain that JRO's not (as your version of the caption asserts) actually "smoking" it. My original edit + your edit + my subsequent edit = a much improved caption. Interpreting this in personal terms will only bring you grief.
 * For what it's worth, I checked those last edits for myself, and I agree with EEng about the pipe, and about the combined edits having improved the caption. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:40, 16 August 2023 (UTC)
 * I don't mind the edits, I truly don't. I just think that the captions can be much better written than how they are at the moment. Some of them just seem, in my opinion, awkwardly worded and read more like wikipedia paragraph and not an image caption. You get what I mean? -- Omnis Scientia (talk) 21:49, 16 August 2023 (UTC)
 * You can't tell Oppenheimer is a "tall figure" in that photo. And he is clearly smoking a pipe so you don't have specify "tobacco pipe" either. That is what I meant by "wordy". -- Omnis Scientia (talk) 21:41, 16 August 2023 (UTC)
 * I looked carefully at the photo after enlarging it. Oppenheimer is clearly taller-looking in comparison to the other people in the back row, so that's a useful descriptor for readers to pick him out of the crowd. As for the pipe, when enlarged, it shows his finger over the opening of the pipe, and no smoke coming out of it. That probably means that it wasn't lit at the moment the photo was taken. But it might be an improvement to delete the word "tobacco", since he obviously wasn't working on the plumbing. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:54, 16 August 2023 (UTC)
 * . --Tryptofish (talk) 23:16, 16 August 2023 (UTC)
 * (BTW, what you call the pipe's "opening" is technically termed, in pipe anatomy, the bowl.) The problem with identifying JRO as the tall figure with a pipe is that the pipe can't actually be used to identify him, because you can't see it until you know which figure is him (via his height) and then click-to-enlarge. Furthermore, despite what you say "pipe" really is ambiguous -- not because someone might think JRO was smoking weed, but because the reader might quite reasonably think they should be looking in the photo for pipes like, ya know, this Castle_Bravo_Shrimp_Device_002_-_restoration1.jpg, and in fact there are pipes in the photo (near the ceiling) that the reader might spend some time puzzling over. Saying he was "smoking a pipe" avoided that problem, except for the problem that it wasn't lit; that's why I switched to tobacco pipe.My first choice was to just drop reference to the pipe entirely, but I didn't want to hurt O.S.'s feelings. No good turn goes unpunished, I guess. I've changed "with a pipe" to "holding a pipe", which helps by being slightly more specific. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 02:32, 17 August 2023 (UTC)
 * I think "holding a pipe" is even better. And I defer to your superior knowledge of the anatomy and orifices of pipes. --Tryptofish (talk) 17:54, 17 August 2023 (UTC)

Thanks for this in particular
Very good edit. The original "advice" there was clearly out-of-step with how a majority (probably supermajority) of editors write here, and has no objective (e.g. Wikipedia technical, or accuracy-protecting, or landslide-RfC-decided) basis, so it was just prescriptive anti-comma opinion mongering that did not belong in the guideline. While in simple cases, writing something like "In 2017 they moved to France" isn't likely to confuse many readers, I nearly every day run into more complex-sentences instances that require the reader to go over the sentence two or more times to make sense of it because of the missing punctuation. I would have removed that punditry myself if I'd noticed it. I was wondering why I was seeing an up-tick in commas missing from, and even being removed from, introductory clauses on sentences, especially those containing a date, and that snippet was surely the cause. — SMcCandlish ☏ ¢ 😼  17:21, 27 August 2023 (UTC)
 * Always glad to be of service to my fellow pedants. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:00, 27 August 2023 (UTC)
 * Gotta watch out for those comma chameleons. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:58, 27 August 2023 (UTC)
 * You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to beat me to a gag like that; see WT:Manual_of_Style/Archive_214. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:42, 27 August 2023 (UTC)
 * You're such a comma comedian. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:47, 27 August 2023 (UTC)
 * And a master of the gag. --Tryptofish (talk) 00:01, 28 August 2023 (UTC)

Gotta say I'm a big fan (bad joke included as well)
No one can lighten up ANI better than you and your pEEngs. -- Grapefanatic  (talk) 19:05, 29 August 2023 (UTC)

Fancy
The Evitable Conflict. Perhaps if we stuck WP: at the beginning, we could redirect to ANI? Girth Summit <sub style="font-family:Segoe print;color:blue;"> (blether) 13:43, 30 August 2023 (UTC)
 * In all sincerity you taught me a new word. Thanks! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:25, 30 August 2023 (UTC)
 * I must have read that story thirty years ago. The word stuck in my mind at the time. Don't expect any more, I suspect the overlap in the Venn diagram of 'words that Girth Summit knows' and 'words that EEng doesn't know' is quite limited. Unless it's expanded to include Glaswegian vernacular. Girth Summit <sub style="font-family:Segoe print;color:blue;"> (blether)  17:01, 30 August 2023 (UTC)

After the RfC
You know which RfC I'm referring to. The one about your capacious caption, of course. I know you feel that some editors (like me!) are killjoys. So I thought I should cheer you up with your own special double-image:

I'm not exactly sure what it means. But I hope you enjoy it. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:11, 30 August 2023 (UTC)
 * I wasn't talking about you. You made a post or two expressing your opinion (though admittedly misguided) and left it at that. I was talking about the killjoys who thought, for example, that the RfC would set some sort of precedent about humor in articles . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:06, 30 August 2023 (UTC)
 * That's OK, I'm happy to be a killjoy, although I'll settle for being misguided. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:13, 30 August 2023 (UTC)
 * Sadly the black cross image, like the one in the debate, is likely to be deleted. —David Eppstein (talk) 20:43, 30 August 2023 (UTC)
 * Yes, I found that file by looking at the deletion discussion. It's a pity, because there's something... I'm not sure what to call it... about it. I avoid Commons like the plague. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:57, 30 August 2023 (UTC)
 * For future reference, if deleted there, it can still be found online at https://www.flickr.com/photos/75162295@N02/6807914984/ —David Eppstein (talk) 21:37, 30 August 2023 (UTC)


 * While we're on the subject, a friend has passed on the suggestion that the following would have been an even better caption, and I agree:

<b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:09, 30 August 2023 (UTC)
 * It has come to my attention that thought of the above long ago. My hat is off to you. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:31, 31 August 2023 (UTC)
 * With friends like that... --Tryptofish (talk) 22:35, 30 August 2023 (UTC)
 * Anyway, shouldn't that be "B. Millicent Roberts"? —David Eppstein (talk) 23:00, 30 August 2023 (UTC)
 * I did consider that. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:46, 31 August 2023 (UTC)
 * And "Dr. Oppie"? --Tryptofish (talk) 23:04, 30 August 2023 (UTC)
 * That one I didn't consider. I can't help returning to the question of how we might work in Opie Taylor. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:46, 31 August 2023 (UTC)
 * Good one! Next stop: Fonzieheimer. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:24, 31 August 2023 (UTC)

Facetious?
Well, the story's true. (I'd pull up the diffs, but there's some privacy implications that go beyond just me.) And I think in terms of the hierarchy of humor it's legitimately probably funnier. Got a strong Millennial humor[WTF, redlink??] vibe to it, for two kids raised on The Whitest Kids U' Know. And surreal comedy is a few rungs above wordplay, which outranks only simple sarcasm and simple puns. On the other hand, wordplay stands perhaps alone as the one kind of humor that can be justified in mainspace, so I'll give it to you on that point. (List of cetaceans my beloved...)

Now, the blocking suggestion? Well, let's just say, there is a difference between a suggestion one knows no one will take seriously, and one that is not intended seriously. (And if I ever start such an RfC myself, you can hold me to being the change I want to see.)

All the best as always. -- Tamzin  &#91;<i style="color:#E6007A">cetacean needed</i>&#93; (she&#124;they&#124;xe) 18:02, 2 September 2023 (UTC)
 * My post was poorly worded. I didn't mean to suggest the anecdote wasn't true. I just didn't want any casual readers getting the impression you'd been a SUPPORT on removal.In all seriousness, if we can think of wording discouraging RfCs on strictly matter-of-taste stylistic questions, I'd be all for it. I just can't think what that wording would be. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:22, 2 September 2023 (UTC)
 * Oh, I seem to have doubled down too hard here. I was just riffing.  As to a viable policy change, I dunno. The hard thing would be defining what counts as not worth an RfC. Suppose an article uses some dated term to refer to a group of people. The author says it's correct for the time period and the alternative would be anachronistic; an objecting party says it's offensive and the contemporary term can be used without misrepresenting anything. That could lead to an RfC over a single word, but one where both sides would have colorable arguments that go beyond "I like it" and "I don't". Maybe what's really needed is less a change to RfCs and rather something in policy solemnizing the fact that, as we've both said in differing phrasings, good writing is allowed! I'm guessing you've also had the experience, even outside of outright wordplay, of someone coming to an article you've written and literally just making the prose worse, with a summary like "tone", when it's entirely within the norms for actual encyclopedias' tones. Guessing based on the fact that you've written more articles than me and I've had this happen multiple times, often with people being unable to justify, when challenged, why exactly the wording is problematic.One contributing factor is a lot of essays about making good writing better, which some more gnomish types then treat as black-letter law and base "corrections" on as matter-of-factly as they would typos or formatting issues. WP:ELVAR is perhaps the biggest offender (to be honest, I think just a bad essay, but often cited as if it were policy, by people not generally in the business of writing articles themselves); your own WP:INTOTHEWOULDS falls victim to this, invoked (not by you AFAIK) against entirely reasonable uses of "X would later"; and, while technically not an essay, User:Ohconfucius/script/Common Terms.js is used by a number of editors who treat its highly opinionated output—which extends to, say, unlinking all instances of New York City, Jewish, and Facebook—as synonymous with the fairly flexible and context-dependent guideline MOS:OVERLINK. Frankly, it's a cultural problem of editors who see article-writing as some mechanistic thing that can be done objectively right or wrong, rather than, at its core, an artistic process, where changing part of the artistry of an article for no reason other than personal preference, and especially pursuing such a change after a revert, is usually to be considered a net-negative activity for the community. I don't think any policy change can fix that. I've thought about writing Articles are allowed to be good, though. --  Tamzin  &#91;<i style="color:#E6007A">cetacean needed</i>&#93; (she&#124;they&#124;xe) 18:51, 2 September 2023 (UTC)

Please provide justification for reverts
Hi EEng, I'm reverting your revert to Two envelopes problem; according to WP:ROWN you should at least attempt to incorporate parts of the edit being reverted, and you must at least discuss the edit on the talk page, where I had already started a discussion. Awwright (talk) 04:47, 7 September 2023 (UTC)

Maybe I was missing the humour?
In any case please see In the media. Smallbones( smalltalk ) 18:30, 16 September 2023 (UTC)

The four squirrels of the apocalypse
My life expectancy is too short for me to check whether the curator already has this, but if not, Talk:Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:49, 18 September 2023 (UTC)
 * If you check down that page, you'll see my grubby fingerprints already there. But get this: the article's original title was Squirrel-sponsored cyberterrorism. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 07:07, 19 September 2023 (UTC)


 * P.S. A few days ago I was paging through a list of original Star Trek episodes. As the titles scrolled by, my eye caught season 1, episode 17, "The Squirrel of Gothos". I'll bet you don't remember that one. Certainly I didn't. I thought... a squirrel? Really? There's a Star Trek episode about a squirrel? Where in its travels would the Starship Enterprise encounter squirrels? Did flying squirrels evolve the capacity for interstellar travel? I mean, there are S.T. plotlines in which the adversaries are, variously, a giant lizard, three brains-in-a-vat with a gambling problem, and a papier-mâché rock. So why not a squirrel? But when I scrolled back it turned out the title is actually "The Squire of Gothos". Very disappointing.
 * Ah yes, I should have known that your not-so-grubby fingerprints would have been there already. Yes, I knew about that original pagename. The whole thing is... only on Wikipedia. Lots of nuts. As for Star Trek, my good squire, I'm definitely not a trekkie, but it doesn't surprise me that you are. --Tryptofish (talk) 15:04, 19 September 2023 (UTC)
 * I am by no stretch of the imagination a trekkie. BTW, the documentary Trekkies (film) is very enjoyable. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:03, 19 September 2023 (UTC)

Not a peep
I hesitated before writing this, because I wondered if it could be considered grave dancing, but then I decided it was okay, because it's here, not on their TP, and secondly, because it involves praise and not criticism. So, let's get to it: I wanted to thank you for the time you spent at ANI reporting your interactions and assessments of the "bad penny" editor (discussion). It gave me valuable insight into general behavioral issues beyond just the particular editor under discussion. Your incisive, self-analytical comments about why you disagreed with your own, earlier gambit about a one-way IBan impressed me. I've never banned anyone from my page either, but now I have a mental "guideline" establishing a reasoned position why not, and something worth sticking to, instead of it being merely situational. And, there was this:
 * [An IBan] would solve my problem, but not that of the teeming millions who suffer [bad penny editor]'s inscrutable, infuriating ministrations year in and year out.

That's one thing that made me realize how you were doing much of the heavy lifting there, to my benefit, without my having to lift a finger. (With contributions and community input, of course, but it was your comments that best helped crystallize my view of the chaos while reading it just now, and I can't help thinking must have done as well for other editors in the discussion at the time.) The point being, I'm one of the teeming millions who may have been spared future trouble, and probably would have been among the 999,000 blissfully unaware that my clear path was partly due to your efforts, but for some chance link-hopscotch that brought me to that old discussion months later. So, lest you wonder if all those words and time were worth it, or even noticed by anybody outside that discussion, they were, and it was. Thank you. Mathglot (talk) 22:43, 21 September 2023 (UTC)
 * This will definitely come in handy the next time someone wants me banned from ANI because my participation there is counterproductive. Good job, thanks. Shall I wire the money to the usual numbered account? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 02:15, 22 September 2023 (UTC)

John von Neumann
Could you have a look at Good article reassessment/John von Neumann/1? Hawkeye7  (discuss)  09:59, 23 September 2023 (UTC)

September 2023
I'm on the receiving end of an @EEng joke... It almost makes up for an otherwise crappy day. Bgsu98  (Talk)  22:47, 30 September 2023 (UTC)
 * And I didn't get blocked for it, so I'm sure there are tears here and there around WP for that, too. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:36, 1 October 2023 (UTC) You do realize that the word is broached, right?
 * I do now. I also have a master’s degree and speak five languages, so I feel pretty dumb. 😂😂😂 Bgsu98   (Talk)  00:40, 1 October 2023 (UTC)
 * Plus you're an awful fucking droplet of shit flaming turdbag with no life and probably still sucking on your granny's titty . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:35, 1 October 2023 (UTC)
 * Some things can’t be helped. 🤷‍♂️ Bgsu98   (Talk)  09:27, 1 October 2023 (UTC)
 * Gotta admit, EEng's joke was a real jewel. --Tryptofish (talk) 17:47, 1 October 2023 (UTC)
 * Stick a pin in it, Tfish. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:29, 1 October 2023 (UTC)
 * I see your point. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:14, 1 October 2023 (UTC)

Concensus (adjective)
I knew this was the adjective form of consensus! Jip Orlando (talk) 20:17, 4 October 2023 (UTC)

Metaballs
Today I read "Blinn's seminal work on implicit surface modeling is known through his popular blobby model" and thought, I wish I had a popular blobby model! Had to look up "blobby model," which according to Oxford is "A model where objects have a basic shape that can be perturbed by interactions with neighbors or the environment. Such objects are described as soft and include muscles and the human body." Elsewhere I learned they're "built from simple primitive shapes (ellipsoids and sausage-like cylinders with rounded ends in the current implementation) ...", "By a blobby object we mean a nonrigid object.", and that blobby objects are also known as metaballs. Blinn's blobby model, despite its popularity, remains a redlink. Levivich (talk) 02:11, 27 October 2023 (UTC)
 * I'd like to order spaghetti and metaballs. (Which, as we already know, requires a reliable sauce.) --Tryptofish (talk) 15:37, 27 October 2023 (UTC)
 * It creeps / and leaps/ and glides / and slides across the floor / right through the door. JoJo Anthrax (talk) 13:37, 29 October 2023 (UTC)

MfD nomination of Wikipedia:Lies Miss Snodgrass told you
Wikipedia:Lies Miss Snodgrass told you, a page which you created or substantially contributed to, has been nominated for deletion. Your opinions on the matter are welcome; you may participate in the discussion by adding your comments at Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Lies Miss Snodgrass told you and please be sure to sign your comments with four tildes ( ~ ). You are free to edit the content of Wikipedia:Lies Miss Snodgrass told you during the discussion but should not remove the miscellany for deletion template from the top of the page; such a removal will not end the deletion discussion. Thank you. 😎😎PaulGamerBoy360😎😎 (talk) 21:06, 29 October 2023 (UTC)
 * Yawn. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 02:13, 30 October 2023 (UTC)

A kitten for you!
Just wanted to contribute to the only talk page able to be seen from space. Does that make me an architect?

Clyde &#91;trout needed&#93; 00:53, 4 November 2023 (UTC) <br style="clear: both;"/>


 * It makes you as much of an architect as making Subway submarines (I'm not calling the food that's served at Subway "sandwiches") makes you an artist.  Liliana UwU  (talk / contributions) 01:19, 4 November 2023 (UTC)

Sanity check
Only if you're interested, no pressure. Today I encountered the article W. Somerset Maugham (obviously I've seen the name before), and I don't think I've ever seen an FA with so much fustian. My efforts to trim a couple of the most egregious pieces of it back were immediately reverted, and you're familiar enough with both good writing and my style of writing to know whether I'm being sane here; think of it as the copyeditor's version of r/AITA. If you want you can join the talkpage discussion too. The Blade of the Northern Lights ( 話して下さい ) 03:15, 18 November 2023 (UTC)
 * Re "his homosexuality may have militated against his receiving the higher honour": this reads to me as a passive-aggressive way of blaming the victim for the injustice against him: we would have given this honour to him, but his own homosexuality stepped out of his body and took up arms to force us not to do it. —David Eppstein (talk) 07:12, 18 November 2023 (UTC)
 * Too bad no one was there to fend off his homosexuality -- see . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 08:23, 18 November 2023 (UTC)
 * Yes, its encroachment on his award-winning ability was just too much. The Blade of the Northern Lights ( 話して下さい ) 19:11, 18 November 2023 (UTC)
 * If you care, the current discussion has gone far past what I could have possibly imagined. At least I did finally get through an unrelated copyedit (with some help) that made the lead a bit more readable, so progress is possible. And you were around when I was at my peak Genie editing, I don't get the defensiveness on display. The Blade of the Northern Lights ( 話して下さい ) 03:08, 23 November 2023 (UTC)


 * Listen User talk:The Blade of the Northern Lights, I've been meaning to say I feel guilty for having left you twisting in the wind on that. I was just overwhelmed with IRL stuff to take on one of those crazy discussions a la Moors Murders (if you know what I'm talking about). <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 04:49, 11 January 2024 (UTC)

An offering
Per WP:MANDY. This one popped into my head and refused to leave until I had actually made the shop. Now it's here. Do with it what you will. <b style="font-family: monospace; color:#E35BD8"><b style="color:#029D74">jp</b>×<b style="color: #029D74">g</b>🗯️</b> 02:37, 20 November 2023 (UTC)
 * A second one too since I had the GIMP file open. <b style="font-family: monospace; color:#E35BD8"><b style="color:#029D74">jp</b>×<b style="color: #029D74">g</b>🗯️</b> 03:09, 20 November 2023 (UTC)


 * Love it! Or how about this or this ? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:59, 20 November 2023 (UTC)
 * Well that escalated quickly, didn't it? <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  09:48, 14 December 2023 (UTC)
 * Wow. It's time to leave these old washed-up Labour politicians alone, I say. Mandys are people too, you know!! (great band by the way...) Martinevans123 (talk) 10:14, 14 December 2023 (UTC)


 * I could hardly believe my eyes. I'm especially puzzled that didn't seem amused. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:00, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

Singular Format Standardization
I request you revise this edit to remove the sarcasm, since some participants in that thread seem to be too clueless to perceive sarcasm. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Jc3s5h (talk • contribs) 22:10, 7 December 2023 (UTC)
 * That's a brilliant suggestion! (sorry) --Tryptofish (talk) 22:47, 7 December 2023 (UTC)
 * Separates the men from the boys very effectively, doesn't it? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 05:42, 8 December 2023 (UTC)

WP:THREAD and MOS:LISTGAP
Respectfully, if you do not understand how talk page threading and lists work, it would be better to just use the  button for making replies. There is nothing about your reply that deserves special prominence above people who have replied prior to you, or that justifies breaking the lists for people who rely on them, for example those with screen readers. Thanks. —DIYeditor (talk) 17:00, 1 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Thanks, but with my 33,000 talk-page contributions to your 3,000, I don't need any schooling from you on how to do stuff, nor am I cowed by lame complaints about broken screenreaders from the 1990s. You misrepresented my views and I responded as I saw fit. Don't ever fuck with my posts again. You'd do better to spend your time answering the challenge I posed to you. Toodles! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:48, 1 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I've skimmed the AN/I thread. EEng, for everyone's sake, I'd ask you to calm down. 🎄Cremastra 🎄 (talk) 22:02, 1 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Trust me, I'm calm as a professional hitman. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:27, 1 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I don't understand. You are formatting your replies improperly as far as I know. Software of various types relies on the formatting. That's why the  button was added, so people could conform to the canonical list/indentation format even if they didn't understand it. Or am I confused about something? I'm not sure it is your prerogative to ignore the list order, nor why you'd want it to be. —DIYeditor (talk) 14:20, 2 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I'm not exactly sure what it is that EEng did that upset you, but I can guess. But WP:THREAD is quite clear in its instructions for using talk pages, and threading is not 100% enforced: Add your comment below the last entry in the discussion. If you want to respond to a specific comment, you can place your response directly below it. PhotogenicScientist (talk) 14:34, 2 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I think we ought to look at that some more. Even if placed out of time order (which I don't agree should be allowed), it is violation of MOS:LISTGAP and following sections, or their spirit, to double indent or otherwise break the list hierarchy, IMO. —DIYeditor (talk) 04:12, 3 January 2024 (UTC)
 * We're talking about threads, not lists. I don't see the relevance of LISTGAP. PhotogenicScientist (talk) 04:17, 3 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Threads are written as lists in the code. —DIYeditor (talk) 04:32, 3 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Sure, but... they aren't lists? Nor are they read as lists by screenreaders, to my knowledge. So what's the problem? PhotogenicScientist (talk) 04:49, 3 January 2024 (UTC)
 * As the reply link shows, the move is toward a standardized database format for the talk pages... —DIYeditor (talk) 05:23, 3 January 2024 (UTC)
 * If you actually cared about standardized formats, rather than about telling people to obey rules, you wouldn't indent your talk-page comments in this way at all. Each level of indentation (visible in wiki-markup by one more colon character at the start of each paragraph) ends up getting translated into html as the text of a definition without a term being defined, violating the principle that html markup should be semantically meaningful. In proper wiki-markup, you should only use semicolon-colon pairs, not bare colons.
 * In any case, invoking WP:LISTGAP is definitely erroneous. The MOS is for articles, not talk pages, and LISTGAP only applies to unnumbered lists, numbered lists, and definition lists, none of which describe the indentation formatting in talk pages. —David Eppstein (talk) 05:48, 3 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Anything that is non-conforming about the talk pages should be addressed, so they can be automated fully. I was not aware of what you are talking about as far as proper HTML. By LISTGAP I mean it and the following sections with examples about lists, but you are right, I just habitually quote that when I am correcting blank spaces in the lists which is very common. How can you, out of time order, "indent" twice from what you are replying to and put it before all the other replies to that comment? That doesn't make sense to me. One isn't just free to make an art project of the talk pages or are you? —DIYeditor (talk) 06:06, 3 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I told you already: you grotesquely misrepresented my views, so I made it my business to forthrightly set the record straight . And BTW, you never answered the challenge (in the link I just posted) to explain why certain enumerated bits of in-article humor are unacceptable. I even made it easier for you by extending the list  Nor did you answer the question here . Now either defend your stick-in-the-mud views or put a sock in it. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:40, 3 January 2024 (UTC)
 * This reminds me of how a number of people felt they have the prerogative to intersperse their replies with someone else's and carve up the other person's post to insert them, before it was made clear that it is not ok. There's no kind of exigency that justifies putting your reply to me up above everything else out of time order.
 * As to why you feel entitled to screw around with Wikipedia articles (vs. talk pages) to make jokes, I'll leave that up to someone other than me, because to be honest I have no real interest in dealing with you. —DIYeditor (talk) 06:52, 3 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Re "One isn't just free to make an art project of the talk pages or are you?": surely that would be a more constructive use of your time than haranguing people on the proper level of indentation of their posts. An art project might actually make some people smile. —David Eppstein (talk) 07:10, 3 January 2024 (UTC)

Incivility
Your reply to at Wikipedia talk:Closure requests came up on my watchlist. I’ve taken a look through the ANI thread and I second what’s been said by above. To be blunt, a number of your comments do not seem to be civil and come across as potentially quite hurtful. &zwj;—&zwj;a smart kitten[ meow] 22:13, 1 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Truth hurts sometimes, and it especially hurts those who stand in the road begging for it to run them over. Repeatedly. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:24, 1 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Okay, then, here's the truth. You're being very uncivil. If you carry on, you may well be blocked. Again. Take a deep breath and instead of running them over, take your foot off the gas. 🎄Cremastra 🎄 (talk) 23:27, 1 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Look, I really appreciate the concern -- really I do -- but civility requires indulging the clueless only so long. As mentioned elsewhere, I'm not the only one telling voorts he needs to cut out closing discussions until he's got more experience. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:39, 1 January 2024 (UTC)
 * You are not the only editor, correct. Only one other editor has said that, and the extent of his feedback was: For the record I too believe that your close was incorrect. That's hardly helpful feedback in terms of what I could be doing better. As for others who you have claimed have repeatedly told me that my close was wrong, all of those editors (except for one, who was polite and reasonable and has never suggested I should stop closing discussions) were involved because they !voted in the original discussion. As I explained at Wikipedia talk:Closure requests:
 * "I've asked for feedback here because I'd like to an objective view from people who regularly determine consensus and are not involved in the discussion at issue. That's why, from the beginning, I've asked people to take this to AN for a close review, and I was disappointed when Levivich, and then you, unilaterally overturned my close outside of the established process that we have to discuss and potentially overturn bad closes. If the people here think my close was bad, I will take that into account in my future closes and learn from that."
 * If it's clueless to ask for objective feedback after being hounded and insulted repeatedly, then I guess I'm clueless. voorts (talk/contributions) 00:26, 2 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I give up, but welcome to my talk page. In due course you too will be absorbed . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:33, 2 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I guess that being absorbed will have to wait. I hope that one day we can "become fast friends and work together". Live long and prosper. voorts (talk/contributions) 22:32, 8 January 2024 (UTC)

Happy New Year!!
Couldn't resist a little auld lang syne, courtesy of Brylcreem, a little dab'll do ya! <span style="text-shadow:#F8F8FF 0.2em 0.2em 0.2em,#F4BBFF -0.2em -0.2em 0.2em,#BFFF00 0.4em 0.4em 0.5em;color:#A2006D"> Atsme 💬 📧 02:30, 2 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Since I've got a marionette fetish that ad's always, well, been a favorite of mine. Shame the seagoing mammal didn't splash her, so he could run his paws rapidly and clumsily up and down that nice lady's, um, bosom. "How did you and daddy meet, mommy?" "Well, Billy, whenever I felt lonely I'd seek the companionship of the animals in the zoo..." <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 02:57, 2 January 2024 (UTC)
 * EEng's capacity to surprise me is boundless. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:00, 2 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Oh, I consider a marionette fetish to be, as the ad says at the 40s point, disturbingly healthy. JoJo Anthrax (talk) 09:44, 3 January 2024 (UTC)

January 2024
<div class="user-block uw-block" style="padding: 5px; margin-bottom: 0.5em; border: 1px solid #a9a9a9; background-color: #ffefd5; min-height: 40px"> You have been blocked from editing for a period of 72 hours for a pattern of incivility towards other editors. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please review Wikipedia's guide to appealing blocks, then add the following text to the bottom of your talk page:. Isabelle Belato 🏳‍🌈 23:06, 7 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I always figure that if I don't get blocked once in a while, I'm not doing my job. I stand by my comments, obviously.After the bot operator was repeatedly asked to slow the thing down, and specifically explained why hiding all bot edits wasn't a feasible solution, these two geniuses showed up to high-handedly smirk to each other about how dumb David and I are for not realizing we had unhidden all bot edits . So while some might think me uncivil, at least I'm not uncivil and clueless -- a deadly combination. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:31, 7 January 2024 (UTC) P.S. I'd appreciate someone copying this over to ANI, for the record.
 * Frankly, I'm appalled. I know I shouldn't take your comments, but right now you are not being remotely constructive to the project.
 * Incivility is not excusable. I've asked you before. It isn't a game called "how can I get blocked?" which is how you seem to treat it. Frankly, you're being a WP:JERK, and going against WP:5P4
 * Stop. 🌺 Cremastra (talk) 23:37, 7 January 2024 (UTC)
 * You completely misunderstand. I have no desire to be blocked, but I got over being ashamed of blocks long ago since, as everyone knows, a block only requires that one trigger-happy admin get high and mighty over something that others aren't exercised about. I'll admit that in this particular case I went from 0 to 100 pretty fast, but (as described above) being lectured by a couple of script kiddies two editors who didn't bother to even read the thread so far (David Eppstein's point in particular -- which he's now reiterated, BTW ) does bring out the worst in me. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:53, 7 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Do you want to have this comment copied to ANI as well, to clear up any potential confusion? 🌺 Cremastra (talk) 23:59, 7 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Sure, thanks. You know, I'm really a very nice person when you get to know me (at least that's what I'm told). BTW, when this is all over I'd be interested to know what the subtle difference is here . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:03, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * EEng, there is currently some support in the ANI towards extending your block, up until the time you agree that what you said was incivil and agree not to continue being needlessly rude towards other editors. I don't think calling other editors "script kiddies" is helpful. Isabelle Belato 🏳‍🌈 00:19, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I sincerely appreciate your taking the time to visit me here in my holding cell, and to show my good faith I've modified my post per your suggestion. But let me explain a little. I'm a technical person myself, and many were the years during which my technical prowess put me in a position where the quality of people's lives was very much in my hands. And one thing I always despised was a high-handed attitude, on the part of some of my technical colleagues, toward people not as in-the-know as they were. And that's the attitude I detected in that discussion when those two presumed to inform me (a computer scientist and systems engineer for 45 years) and David Eppstein (a professor of computer science) that the flooding of our watchlists was somehow our fault, because we'd overridden the option to hid bots edits -- like we didn't know what we were doing or something. That fact is, they don't know what they were doing, because if they did they'd have realized they need to run that bot task in some different way to avoid much annoyance to many people. So I blew my stack a bit. To be honest I thought better of it just after hitting &lt;Publish changes>, but just then the dog vomited on the rug so my priorities suddenly shifted. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:42, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I've copied your reply over to the ANI thread. Ping me if you need anything else copied over. Isabelle Belato 🏳‍🌈 01:02, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Thank you, but I think that for now it's best to just let the discussion take its course. However, for some odd reason the string &lt;Publish changes> (in my comment above) doesn't come across over at ANI (probably something about the enclosing template?) -- maybe change it to [Publish changes] instead. And you didn't make the strike/insert to the earlier post, without which people won't know what I'm talking about. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:09, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * The original message shows correctly in full here, but I've changed "<>" to "[]" in case it's some sort of bug with some browsers. I've added the context, and struck/inserted the text of the original message there, as well. Isabelle Belato 🏳‍🌈 01:20, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Very likely the issue with &lt;Publish changes> is that it is a pseudo-html tag because of balanced angle brackets in the expression. Either encose that in &lt;nowiki>..&lt;/nowiki> tags, or do what I did in this comment, and escape the left angle bracket using the Html entity  . Note for example in the 01:09 and 01:20 comments above, that the balanced angle brackets have screwed up syntax highlighting on this page for all text following. That will be fixed, in my next edit (so you can still see it, in this revision (diff)). Mathglot (talk) 02:47, 8 January 2024 (UTC)

Thank you. Having my talk page all in order is like having a nice suit ready for your burial when you're about to be executed (or while the jury's deciding your fate, I guess). Since I'm posting here anyway, I want to make a comment, not for copying to ANI, but just for the select few who bother to come and read.

About the claims that I've been repeatedly blocked for incivility: that's completely untrue -- not if you count only valid blocks that weren't immediately overturned. As someone wrote once:
 * In some cases "unblockable" has meant "behaves inappropriately but has too many supporters to keep blocked". But in some cases it may mean "repeatedly triggers others to behave with inappropriate authoritarianism and is unblocked when it becomes apparent that the authoritarianism was inappropriate".

If you look at my past blocks, almost all of them have been of the second kind -- that's why they were overturned. In fact, the one entry for civility (before this one) was overturned because (a) there wasn't agreement the comment was uncivil and (b) more importantly, the comment at issue was a criticism of an admin's behavior -- the admin that then blocked me! Same goes for the block advertised as "Personal attacks or harassment" -- that was an admin blocking for criticism of himself, so naturally the block was overturned. There's also a mistaken block in there, a block that the blocking admin apologized for because he'd taken too much cough syrup, a block because I made a joke about Brett Kavanaugh, a block marked "joke block", etc.

So while I may be this prickly old guy that people can rely on to gnarl at them, it's simply false to say that I've been blocked over and over for incivility -- or anything else blockworthy beyond two or three for editwarring.

And since some have misinterpreted it: When I said If I don't get blocked once in a while, I'm not doing my job, I mean that pushing back on overzealous admins (a tiny percentage of all admins, I rush to say) is a duty that all of us little people should take seriously, and if that means getting blocked once in a while by an admin who can't tolerate criticism, so be it. (I'm not saying that the present case is such a one: I've already said that I regretted what I said today after I said it, but got sidetracked before I could withdraw it by, ya know, that dog vomiting.) It's an interesting exercise to count up how many of the admins who've blocked me are no longer admins.

On second thought, maybe this should be copied to ANI after all. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 03:45, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * For the record, when I said bot edits were hidden by default, I wasn't trying to suggest that it was your fault, just that it wouldn't affect the 10,000 other editors (though what do I know, maybe there's a large number of talk page watchers who look out for bot edits). FWIW.<span id="Qwerfjkl:1704703096518:User_talkFTTCLNEEng" class="FTTCmt"> — Qwerfjkl  talk  08:38, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * On closer inspection I see that you're right, sort of. You said, "Bot edits are hidden from the watchlist by default", which did sort of ignore David Eppstein's key point already made; but as you phrased it it was just an observation. It was Martin MSGJ who then said, "Yes, I know, and the people are complaining have deliberately overridden that setting. And then they complain about seeing bot edits?!", which made it sound like getting our watchlists flooded for days was our fault because we had stupidly un-hidden bot edits.One other point. You mention "talk page watchers". The problem is, there's no such thing because there's no way (no easy way, anyhow) to watch only an article proper without also watching its talk page -- you can only be an article-AND-talkpage watcher.Let me make a suggestion. What this bot is doing is far from urgent, and there's no reason the task can't be spread out over a year. If the bot did 1/365 of pages on its list per day (spread evenly throughout the day) then I'd be getting about 5 of these edits on my watchlist per day, not the 80 I'm on track for today. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 11:26, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * there's no such thing because there's no way ... to watch only an article proper without also watching its talk page oops, I forgot about that. My mistake.<br style="margin-bottom:0.5em"/>Re the bot editing, I can't really comment on how will handle this with Cewbot, but there are millions of talk pages that need to be (or "should be", if you prefer) edited. Editing 3 million pages over the course of a year would mean one edit every 10 seconds, which isn't great for your (or anyone's) watchlist. Sure, a decent chunk of these would be talk pages that most people won't watchlist (like talk pages of redirects), but given the large number of pages, spreading out the edits becomes less feasible. Currently I'm only running my bot on a thousand or so pages per day, in order to avoid any unexpected issues that I've missed, and I'm planning on increasing the rate later.<span id="Qwerfjkl:1704730460332:User_talkFTTCLNEEng" class="FTTCmt"> —  Qwerfjkl  talk  16:14, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * just then the dog vomited on the rug? Pic or it didn’t happen. SmokeyJoe (talk) 12:21, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Sorry, didn't think of it at the time. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 14:57, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Hi EEng. Please do confirm if you'd like this copied over. Thanks. Isabelle Belato 🏳‍🌈 13:35, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Nah. Thanks, but let's skip it for now. We've already got people twisting it into dark meanings not actually there. (I've made some clarifications above.)
 * But this does bring up another point. WP:CIV says In cases where you believe that taking admin action against someone who was uncivil might be contentious, it is expected that discussion will be opened on the matter, via WP:ANI, before any admin action is taken, so this block really was out of process. I'm not saying I don't deserve this one, but the effect of blocking right off the bat is that I'm unable to defend myself against misinformation and misrepresentation in the discussion. This copy-over-to-ANI approach is worse than a poor substitute, because some people twist what I said but I'm unable to point that out timely. Recent comments in particular have taken phrases I've written out of context to make them look 180 degrees from what I actually said. (I'm willing to believe this is just unintentional sloppiness, but the effect is the same: I'm made to seem to have said evil-sounding things I did not say. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 14:57, 8 January 2024 (UTC)

Look, I'm going to work, but something needs to be said about the distorted "evidence" now being adduced at ANI. First we've got someone saying, 'This isn't the first time EEng has been blocked for "doing an incivility", it's the 11th'. No, it's not the 11th, but anyway the problem with my block log is you have to actually look at what happened. Just two off the top of my head: Not just many but most of my blocks have ended like that.
 * Admin warned that repeating such a block in future might lead to desysopping
 * Admin is "reminded of the dangers and standards of adminship as well as the nature of blocks"

Then we've got someone posting an impressive list of ANI section headers that happen to have my name in them, characterized as 'In most cases, it's agreed that there's a problem but that "sanctions are unnecessary".' Let's take a few randomly: That's not 'In most cases, it's agreed that there's a problem but that "sanctions are unnecessary".' That's not to say that I'm not out of line more than occasionally, and I do apologize for that, but just listing out every ANI thread with my name in it isn't any way to gauge that.
 * Someone's joke report
 * User accusing me of "blasphemy" because I said "Jesus Christ!" in a post
 * Report by editor trolling with stuff like "I'm a 70 year old professor in the MIT system, with a JD in IP and a PhD in molecular biology and supercomputing. ... I've got dozens of young stallions working for me here that are avid Wiki types, contributors and fans.." (link just given) and "I spend summers on the West Coast in CA and AZ with fellow old researchers and younger students, and can often be found hanging around the supercomputing lab at UCSD."
 * Editor Edoktor complaining that by addressing him playfully as "Herr Doktor", I was comparing him to Nazis.
 * Editor complaining about my edit summary reverting a MOS change: "Whoa there, pilgrim! This is a longstanding provision that is consistent with many (I'm not saying all) major style guides."
 * Complainant indeffed

It's also been said that I've made 6,761 edits to ANI. Well yeah, if you count the many thousands of edits (literally) that were the archiving of old threads.

This is really becoming a kangaroo court, with wild misstatements being piled in left and right which I'm not able to counter in a timely manner. And as the wise man said (paraphrasing and extending here) the incivility of misrepresenting facts, events, and others' positions should be taken as or more seriously than the incivility of intemperate words. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:08, 8 January 2024 (UTC)

One more thing: I really bristle at inclusion of something about AGF in the proposed restriction. You will never see me assuming that anyone here isn't acting in good faith, except the occasional obvious sockpuppet or PROMO account. It's one thing for the record to reflect that I can be prickly -- I'll own that -- but it's really not right to imply I haven't always applied AGF. Just something that seems to matter to me for some reason.

OK, and now something else. Until now IRL stuff prevented me from having quiet time to think about this, but on the train just now I had that time, and wrote the following:

I do recognize that sometimes I'm out of line in my dealings with other editors, and I regret that (even if sometimes I say I don't -- natural human instinct). We can argue about how much that matters, and the knock-on effects, and the positives and negatives and the net, but I hate to see everyone spending so much time in a tussle over this. So I think at this point it's best I get the indefinite block. I do enjoy editing – it's relaxing and satisfying, and in some cases I believe it even does some good in the world – but I also have other things to do (believe it or not) so I'll survive.

Don't misinterpret this as "I QUIT!", because it's not that. In the fullness of time (weeks? months?) I'll make a unblock request, which I hope will be to everyone's satisfaction. And I know myself. I will miss editing during that time – there will be that periodic pang – and perhaps the memory of that pang will remind me, when I return to editing, to think twice more often before hitting [Publish changes].

I know it's not usually the procedure for the convict to propose his own punishment, but I think an indef will be more effective than the civility restriction proposed. (Remember, we're talking about me, and I do know me, believe it or not.) A civility restriction put a target on the editor's back, and leads to baiting. I think a (fairly long) break from editing, and coming back with a fresh if chastened perspective, would have better effects in the end.

In the meantime, I will miss you all. Even you, [redacted], and you, [redacted], and yes, EVEN YOU, [redacted].

Your pal in fun editing,

EEng

P.S. Actually, if you'll unblock me for a few hours first I'll archive my talk page. Or if that's too complicated I'll promise to do it straight away when I get back.


 * Do you want these points copied to AN/I? 🌺 Cremastra (talk) 20:54, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Sure, from "Look, I'm going to work" on. I think right above ===Incivility by City of Silver=== is the appropriate place. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:25, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I've taken the liberty of doing so. I was working on this specific problem for 10 minutes! TQB has some really weird shenanigans with the second bullet point of yours, and then an edit conflict with your "Sure" comment when I was going to say that I've done so froze my browser for some reason. Anyways, cheers. Aaron Liu  (talk) 21:34, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * , I appreciate your doing that, but you seem to have copied from some prior version of the page, not the current one, so you missed some of the text. Could you re-copy using the text right here above? Actually, I've now added to it (down to the P.S. just above). <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:52, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Very weird how you worded it as if it was part of the original reply instead of being an entirely new letter, but it'st ehre now. Aaron Liu  (talk) 22:14, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Well I'm doing all this by phone, so it's a bit like working (as Mr. Spock put it) in a zinc-plated, vacuum tube culture. I'm surprised I can get this done at all. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:22, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I strongly encourage you to do any talk page editing/archiving from a desktop. People may be put out with your talk page but nobody would wish archiving something this size with a mobile browser. "zinc-plated, vacuum tube culture" is an apt description! -- A. B. (talk • contribs •  global count)  22:48, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Actually I've never had any trouble with page sizes. And I've got a 10-year-old iPhone 6. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:24, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * As a final comment, EEng – thank you for all the work you've done. I do appreciate it. 🌺 Cremastra (talk) 00:22, 9 January 2024 (UTC)

Ravenswing
I'm sorry, but please either support or withdraw your claim that "not only does EEng not give a damn what we think in re: civility, but he's said as much outright". This is a very serious personal attack. (In the old days I would have stated my indignation in much stronger terms, but since my lobotomy I'm much calmer.) <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:37, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Someone please post the above right beneath (with *: added in front). Thanks. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:37, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * ✅. --Tryptofish (talk) 23:53, 8 January 2024 (UTC)

Meanwhile ...
It may interest you to know that I have opened a sub-section proposing talk page genocide. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  10:25, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * And to show my deep respect for you I said to myself, "Well, since I can't do other editing I may as well spend time cutting down the ol' talkpage like Ritchie says", but it turns out I can't because the block extends to subpages of this one. Sorry. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 10:42, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I'm willing to sacrifice my computer for that.  Liliana UwU  (talk / contributions) 11:39, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * If you want, I'm happy to do the archiving for you; just be advised I might do it to what I think is an acceptable level, which may be a different one to yours. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  13:26, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * 72 little hours? "Brought the sun and the flowers where there used to be a subterranean abyss full of rain..." Martinevans123 (talk) 13:39, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I knew some people would actually take your jokes seriously but I never thought it would go this far -- Grapefanatic  (talk) 16:07, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * What do you think of someone's proposal for you to add an automatic archiving template in the scheme that you'd like and then remove that template when the bot finishes archiving? Aaron Liu  (talk) 22:26, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Let's please keep this separate from current events. I prefer to do my own archiving -- I'm just lazy about it. In the past all that's been necessary is a few gentle cracks of the whip. Once, just to please Ritchie, I even got it down to 200K (IIRC)! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:17, 8 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I'm lazy about stuff too, which is why I get a bot to do mine. I've had it running for well over ten years with no issues. The code is at the top of my talk page. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  09:41, 9 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Top tip: automatic archiving is useful for when if you ever get indeffed. Martinevans123 (talk) 09:54, 9 January 2024 (UTC)

Talk page archiving
Hi, I see you've said that you want to be able to archive this talk page. As you can't while blocked, I'm happy to do it for you if you like. Maybe archive the current contents to a new Archive 15? Up to what date? Let me know - I'll watch this page. Boing! said Zebedee (talk) 13:02, 9 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Then again, it's not long before this block expires, so you might prefer to wait until then and do it yourself - assuming the indef doesn't happen, and it's looking like it probably won't. Or, archiving now might help people to see this page while the ongoing discussion is still going? Up to you. Boing! said Zebedee (talk) 13:06, 9 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Thanks for the offer, but I'd prefer to do it myself, and I'll get right on it as soon as my editing privileges have been return. To be clear, I always want to archive my talk page. Just like I always want to clean the garage and fix that leaky faucet. Every Saturday I wake up and say, "Dammit! Today I'm gonna fix that leaky faucet, clean the garage, and archive my talk page!" But then I hit the snooze button. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 14:47, 9 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I know that feeling - I'm wondering where I can get one of these. Boing! said Zebedee (talk) 14:51, 9 January 2024 (UTC)
 * You might have to make do with one of these. Martinevans123 (talk) 14:56, 9 January 2024 (UTC) That guy in Builth is talking a load of old cobblers.
 * I see a bunch of articles about Welsh Tidy Mouse, too bad there isn't a WP:NRODENT. The Wordsmith Talk to me 16:16, 9 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Why not use an archiving bot? Takes a few seconds to set up. —DIYeditor (talk) 15:20, 11 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Because it's indiscriminate in what it archives. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:30, 11 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Yes, but you could tell it to f*ck off with impunity? Martinevans123 (talk) 18:32, 11 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Martin, you are going to be in so much trouble when the bots take over. --Tryptofish (talk) 18:36, 11 January 2024 (UTC)
 * "Bring it on, dude!" Martinevans123 (talk) 18:43, 11 January 2024 (UTC)
 * There's a reason I always say please and thank you to Alexa, ChatGPT etc. I might even be more polite with them than I am with real people; I'm just hoping they remember that I was nice to them when the AI revolution happens, a 21st century Pascal's wager. The Wordsmith Talk to me 18:45, 11 January 2024 (UTC)

Hey, I have a great idea! Why don't we all post as many messages as we can telling EEng how we think he should think about managing the issue of having too many messages on his talk page! He'll be back up over 1M bytes in no time! —David Eppstein (talk) 18:44, 11 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I have an even better idea! Why don't we all post as many messages as we can telling EEng how we think he should think about managing the issue of having too many messages on his talk page! He'll be back up over 1M bytes in no time! --Tryptofish (talk) 18:48, 11 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Hey you guys. CAN'T YOU SEE!! You're just the elephant stuck down the well, here! Grrrrrr. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:26, 12 January 2024 (UTC)

I'm reminded of the great Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks
In answer to this I was tempted to respond with this, but I feared getting blocked for posting obvious levity an uncivil remark at ANI. JoJo Anthrax (talk) 11:59, 12 January 2024 (UTC)
 * That's where the ol' FBDB template comes in so handy! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 12:20, 12 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Yeah, but after what I've read lately at that venue, I wouldn't touch that template at ANI with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole. JoJo Anthrax (talk) 21:24, 13 January 2024 (UTC)

A barnstar for you!

 * Are you sure that my massive arsehole astride the project is the image you really want? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:49, 12 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Hell, no! Shucks, I knew that might happen. Shatton from a great height? Martinevans123 (talk) 18:01, 12 January 2024 (UTC)
 * EEng: The Arsehole of Colossus is the working title of the biopic. Levivich (talk) 23:35, 14 January 2024 (UTC)


 * And now I fear that EEng's arsehole is going to get blocked. Which is most definitely not something that I want hanging over me. Especially if someone brings some pruning/prunes to this talk page. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:39, 12 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Maybe this is where the ol' WP:STICK comes in handy? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:44, 12 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Just don't ask me for a hot lick. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:49, 12 January 2024 (UTC)
 * As for those who claim that they cannot find anything on your talk page, I'll note that I was quite able to find: and . Which apparently goes to show where my head has gotten stuck. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:56, 12 January 2024 (UTC)

Comment removal
Hello! Genuine question, I see that you removed my comment on ANI at Special:Diff/1195203250, was it an accident? The question I was asking was sincere, there was no ill intentions behind it. The topic is closed now so it isn't a big deal, I was just wondering because it looked like I missed a pretty big thing so I was genuinely asking for context. Chaotıċ Enby  (t · c) 20:07, 12 January 2024 (UTC)
 * PS: Finally got to load your talk page, although I'm realizing it's more ConvenientDiscussion's fault for making long talk pages take forever to load... Chaotıċ Enby   (t · c) 20:09, 12 January 2024 (UTC)
 * See??? And I get blamed. Can you imagine the nerve of the guy who said that I keep a long talk page so as to intentionally prevent people from contacting me, when it's so fun for everyone here? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:49, 12 January 2024 (UTC) (It was Ravenswing, actually.)
 * To be fair, I wouldn't call the lag a fun experience, but I don't see any bad intention in it. Again, no ill will towards you in this, especially since I don't have the intention of restart a debate that has already been well-covered. Hope that both you and Ravenswing will move on peacefully and not die on a talkpage-sized hill! 😁 Chaotıċ Enby   (t · c) 21:12, 12 January 2024 (UTC)

Link not working
Hello, I was trying to read the message you sent to Ravenswing that you linked, but I got a wikimedia page not found. Is this a problem on my part? Industrial Insect (talk) 20:31, 12 January 2024 (UTC)
 * My sincere apologies to both of you. Both goofs happened in the same edit. Must have been the confusion of edit conflicts. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:47, 12 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Happens to the best of us, no worries! (And that's why I have CD although that also brings its whole other load of mishaps sometimes...) Chaotıċ Enby   (t · c) 21:08, 12 January 2024 (UTC)
 * What? ANI got so long that it caused edit conflicts? I'm going to demand that someone block ANI! --Tryptofish (talk) 21:40, 12 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Enby, CD Audio Compact Disc.png is for old ladies. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:57, 13 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Or maybe I meant the shell command? Also getting a bit old to be fair :p Chaotıċ Enby   (t · c) 11:23, 13 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Or for cautious investors. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:09, 13 January 2024 (UTC)

Reply to comments at ANI
I work long days and literally just now saw your comments at ANI. Me not replying was not me intentionally ignoring your requests for clarification, it's me having a life outside of Wikipedia and only being able to respond after work.

Now, to actually respond to your comment: I will admit that the only block explicitly made due to "incivility" was the one that just expired. However, the number I got were for blocks for incivil-like blocks, more precisely:
 * The partial block on 12 January 2022 for what is essentially an incivil mark
 * The blocks on 25 March 2021 for BLP violations, as well as the block on 22 July 2019 for "adding and repeatedly restoring tasteless mockery of a living person, even after warning"
 * The blocks on 7 February 2021, 7 May 2017, 27 May 2016, 12 June 2015, 14 January 2015, and 30 August 2014 for personal attacks

I will concede two things: that I was indeed wrong on the number of incivility blocks (doing a count after all was typed out only totaled 9 blocks), and that all but two of those blocks were not served out in full. But still, you were still blocked 9 times for various acts of incivility, which is still something to note. SkyWarrior 03:42, 13 January 2024 (UTC)


 * Something that is genuinely uncivil: Coming to an editor's personal talk page to try to re-fan a heated debate elsewhere that was recently closed. What do you think you are trying to accomplish? —David Eppstein (talk) 04:53, 13 January 2024 (UTC)
 * something that is genuinely uncivil: responding with What do you think you are trying to accomplish? ltb d l (talk) 05:18, 13 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Wait, wait, everyone. Over at ANI I asked  (well, challenged would really be more accurate) to have a closer look at my block log and report back, so to speak. My intention was for that to happen at ANI, but that discussion really needs to stay closed now, so here's fine.
 * This was one of three challenges I issued, to three different editors. I expected one of three things to happen with each:
 * Embarrassed (or heedless) silence. That's what one challenged editor has chosen, despite doing substantial editing elsewhere.
 * Shameless that's-my-story-and-I'm-sticking-to-it, hoping no one will notice the continued lying. That's what a second editor has chosen (though on further consideration, Hanlon's razor is a another possibility in that case).
 * An actual reply that could act as the start of a clarifying experience for all concerned. That's what we have here, and I appreciate SkyWarrior's taking the time. I actually think something useful will come out of this.
 * I only got up just now to tend to my sick boyfriend (he's doing fine, don't worry) so I need to get back to sleep, but I'll continue in the morning. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 09:53, 13 January 2024 (UTC)

I was at the London Meetup yesterday and spent probably at least half an hour discussing the size of your talk page with Andrew. I'm not sure we actually reached a consensus. <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  10:26, 15 January 2024 (UTC)


 * I spent about 5 hours at the meetup, which was more than I planned, as everyone was quite talkative. I could relate many details but picked up a copy of Wetherspoon News, which I was looking at just now.  The editorial by its outspoken proprietor, Tim Martin, advocates brevity and cites a memo of Churchill's.  EEng may appreciate this particular tip:"Let us not shrink from using the short expressive phrase..."

- Winston S. Churchill Andrew🐉(talk) 12:06, 15 January 2024 (UTC)|
 * Not usually an issue for EEng? Hope the Spoons carpet was suitably greasy for you. Martinevans123 (talk) 12:15, 15 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I was late to the meetup, having discovered at the last minute that PMT had moved their flagship store from Old Street to Eastern Avenue, which I can't actually find a reliable source for anywhere so I can add this to the company's article. I did, however remove this and could just picture EEng saying "If the anniversary was accompanied by a parade of dancing hula girls and a 20-piece "guitar orchestra", that would be worth mentioning". <b style="color:#7F007F">Ritchie333</b> <sup style="color:#7F007F">(talk) <sup style="color:#7F007F">(cont)  12:30, 15 January 2024 (UTC)
 * EEng, making sure that you are aware of what Ritchie said here: . --Tryptofish (talk) 00:01, 17 January 2024 (UTC)
 * And by the way, I had no difficulty leaving that comment. --Tryptofish (talk) 00:04, 17 January 2024 (UTC)

Template:R
Re: smith} or {r – There's already a replacement template for that purpose for many years now: (and its  variant for use with Vancouver and other citation styles that don't put parentheses/round-brackets around dates). is problematic for other reasons, including dependency on, which is a form of inline parenthetical referencing, all of which was deprecated as a class by the community in 2022. So, is basically double-deprecated at this point. — SMcCandlish ☏ ¢ 😼  16:59, 22 January 2024 (UTC)
 * WTF no. R is VERY USEFUL for stringing together named references: There is absolutely nothing problematic about this use. —David Eppstein (talk) 18:04, 22 January 2024 (UTC)
 * +1. Stanton, I don't know what you think you're talking about, but {r} is nothing like sfnp or sfn, and has nothing to do with parenthetical referencing. Please don't go on a crusade about this. I just don't have the time. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:24, 22 January 2024 (UTC)
 * is parenthetical referencing, and needs ultimately to be replaced; I'm working on a lot of crufty tech stuff in the background to make that feasible. has many features, and when it's not being used to generate, then it's not problematic, but when it , then another solution needs to be found, either by replacing that instance with another means (e.g.  or ) for citing the same source at different in-source locations, or ultimately improving  itself to stop doing this via . "I like it" isn't a valid denial of the underlying problem, nor is "sometimes some particular uses are not problematic". Some of them .  — SMcCandlish ☏ ¢ 😼  18:53, 22 January 2024 (UTC)
 * The main functionality of r is to provide a shortcut to re-use of named references: is a convenient and easier-to-type shorthand for  . I agree that rp is bad. I don't use the functionality of r that produces rp and would not be sad to see it go. I doubt there is any way of changing the functionality of r to avoid this while still keeping the ability to specify page numbers in it, though. Manually, one could use something like sfnp, and maybe a smart-enough bot could also do that, but it involves knowing the author and publication year of a reference, something that r does not have access to. —David Eppstein (talk) 19:28, 22 January 2024 (UTC)

Stanton, what is the "underlying problem" to which you refer? {rp} does not, by default, generate parens, although apparently it can (and to my knowledge when {r} calls {rp} it doesn't do so in a way that generates parens -- or at least that's true the way I use {r}). If you want to crusade to remove the parens functionality of {rp} I don't care, but I'm still waiting to hear what this "underlying problem" is. Here, look, here's a use of {r}:

Smith says the earth is flat throughout his book. In particular, he said it in his description of the moon landing!

Now, what's the problem with that? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 21:25, 22 January 2024 (UTC)
 * And I hope I'm not coming across testy, SM -- I'm just under a lot of pressure right now. You know I love you. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:05, 23 January 2024 (UTC)
 * I do not actually see any way of generating parenthetical referencing, whether in the deprecated inline-to-text style or in the non-deprecated inside-a-footnote style, using r. At best you can use r to repeat a named footnote defined elsewhere using the non-deprecated inside-a-footnote style. —David Eppstein (talk) 18:13, 23 January 2024 (UTC)
 * Parenthetical referencing doesn't have anything to do with parentheses (round brackets); it's the other meaning of the word. Parenthetical referencing is the placing of some of the citation information inline in the text instead of inside a citation at the bottom of the page (as far as the rendered view goes; this has nothing to do with where in the wikicode it is). In 2022, a community RfC deprecated all parenthetical referencing, so ultimately needs to be replaced with citation methods that keep the page numbering in the citations instead of jammed into the article body and divorced from the rest of the citation.  used with page numbers produces output that amounts to  ; specifically, its p parameter (with aliases pp, page, pages, at) is an invocation of .  The most conventionalized replacement is using  (and variants of it:, , ); this uses the citation data (author surnames and publication year) instead of the ref name, so it is a conversion that takes some effort. I'm working on tools to make this easier. For the example above, the replacement would be ; if there were two authors, then , up to 4 authors (if 5 or more, the others are ignored). Because the template documentation is geeky, I've written a short tutorial on it at User:SMcCandlish/How to use the sfnp family of templates. Using this has a variety of benefits, including automatic merging of duplicate citations, very simple syntax (compare 's 168 parameters, plus numerous aliases, most of them simply partially duplicative of the functionality already provided by ref and the regular CS1/CS2 templates), hoverable short footnotes that show the short cite and hovering over that shows the full one, which use of  does not (this only applies on a desktop browser; most mobile devices don't really have a mouse-over function), etc. Articles like Aristotle are complete trainwrecks, using at least four different citation methods, including a lot of mixing in of  and , with the result that various citations are not found at the bottom of the page (except as "general references" with no page numbers), numerous specific page-number cites are scattered all over the text, inline for no reason, and so on. It appears that the article is moving toward  and its  variant, but really should be using  and  to have a consistent WP:CITESTYLE with the underlying CS1 citations ( (AKA ) and  are really for use with Vancouver referencing, but people mistakenly think that  is "the default" or "normal" simply because its name is shorter).  is something I created to fill a need back in 2007, but it has been completely obsolete since the introduction of Lua modules in 2013 allowed us to create templates that are sophisticated scripts.  — SMcCandlish ☏ ¢ 😼  18:52, 23 January 2024 (UTC)
 * This is a gross overreach. What was deprecated was citations to sources, formatted in parenthetical style, in the inline text of an article. What was not deprecated was any format of footnoting (including rp, much as I dislike rp), the use of long spelled out footnote markers, the use of parenthetical style anywhere but the text of an article, and the use of author names and parenthesized years for other purposes than citations. There is nothing in that RFC that deprecates rp. It is a completely unrelated issue, involving footnote format. If you want to deprecate rp you need a new RFC for that, with a lot more clarity than the previous one, since the previous one seems to have led to such enormous confusion in experienced editors like you. —David Eppstein (talk) 20:51, 23 January 2024 (UTC)

See Platform 9¾. 123.51.107.94 (talk) 04:25, 27 February 2024 (UTC)
 * My ignorance was due to my having attended a competing wizarding school. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 13:43, 27 February 2024 (UTC)

March 2023
Your recent editing history shows that you are currently engaged in an edit war; that means that you are repeatedly changing content back to how you think it should be, when you have seen that other editors disagree. To resolve the content dispute, please do not revert or change the edits of others when you are reverted. Instead of reverting, please use the talk page to work toward making a version that represents consensus among editors. The best practice at this stage is to discuss, not edit-war; read about how this is done. If discussions reach an impasse, you can then post a request for help at a relevant noticeboard or seek dispute resolution. In some cases, you may wish to request temporary page protection.

Being involved in an edit war can result in you being blocked from editing&mdash;especially if you violate the three-revert rule, which states that an editor must not perform more than three reverts on a single page within a 24-hour period. Undoing another editor's work—whether in whole or in part, whether involving the same or different material each time—counts as a revert. Also keep in mind that while violating the three-revert rule often leads to a block, you can still be blocked for edit warring&mdash;even if you do not violate the three-revert rule&mdash;should your behavior indicate that you intend to continue reverting repeatedly.. You have wwo reverts within an hour and 9 minutes: You need to go to the talk page. Up the Walls (talk) 16:03, 23 March 2024 (UTC)
 * 1) 14:45, 23 March 2024
 * 2) 15:56, 23 March 2024
 * Surely, that's an hour and 11 minutes? So it's all fine. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:20, 23 March 2024 (UTC)
 * should you choose to continue to engage in an edit war, you will be reported. Up the Walls (talk) 16:56, 23 March 2024 (UTC)
 * If you're that keen, perhaps you could suggest a suitable article? Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:59, 23 March 2024 (UTC)


 * , you've been reverted by two editors, and another has said they don't know the point of what you're doing. Smarten up., maybe you can keep an eye on this. I've got midterms to grade. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:33, 23 March 2024 (UTC)
 * It's not about the drive by reverts. It's all about the content of the discussion in the talk page, a discussion that you have refused to engage. You are welcome to discuss in the talk page why you think rarity of the office protection means that it does not belong in the table. So far you haven't made that case. All you've done is engage in an edit war. Up the Walls (talk) 17:48, 23 March 2024 (UTC)
 * I don't have to make my case. You're the one who wants to change things, so you need to get others on board. Two weeks in, the count of editors supporting your change is zero. Now stop wasting my time. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:08, 23 March 2024 (UTC)

Surprise!
<b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 20:46, 27 March 2024 (UTC)
 * Damn! I had a strong feeling this would happen. I should have taken bets. --Tryptofish (talk) 20:50, 27 March 2024 (UTC)
 * Welcome back to the Republic of Anchuria. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:55, 27 March 2024 (UTC)

A challenger for best userpage
Check out this beauty. Levivich (talk) 05:25, 16 April 2024 (UTC)
 * The flashing "Warning! Flashing lights!" lights are certainly a nice touch, but it lacks scale. Scale is important. And Levivich, don't be a stranger. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 12:59, 16 April 2024 (UTC)
 * I couldn't be stranger if I tried. Levivich (talk) 17:14, 16 April 2024 (UTC)
 * Apparently the user got blocked. I am sad. I like Astatine (Talk to me) 17:42, 3 May 2024 (UTC)

Debating society
That might explain part of it. Gråbergs Gråa Sång (talk) 10:00, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
 * Seriously, it's a shocking indictment of Oxford, especially in his statement on the talk page that It is the only play of Shakespeare's that I know. I mean ... have things really come to that? If you look very, very closely at his contribution history closely, though, there's a possible clue to something deeper going on. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 12:04, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
 * Something weird about it, or maybe we're just stuck in groupthink. In related news, I just noticed SAQ is no longer CTOP. Gråbergs Gråa Sång (talk) 12:50, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
 * Ye gods! That link! I hadn't seen that particular stuff. It takes your breath away, it's so vapid. Like being lectured by a high school kid high on marijuana. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 13:08, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
 * I pointed them to The_Winter%27s_Tale as an example, but that kind of writing was for whatever reason anathema. Gråbergs Gråa Sång (talk) 13:57, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
 * Some passion there. Gråbergs Gråa Sång (talk) 06:08, 7 May 2024 (UTC)
 * I didn't even know that was possible. Next he'll be appealing to the International Court of Justice. It really is awful what's happening to him, given that he's right and everyone else in the world is wrong. Shame no one listens. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 12:02, 7 May 2024 (UTC)
 * Alt hypothesis: socking to come. Gråbergs Gråa Sång (talk) 14:39, 7 May 2024 (UTC)
 * At least the socks will be easy to recognize. I had been wondering why block reviews are so badly backlogged. O3000, Ret. (talk) 15:16, 7 May 2024 (UTC)
 * @Objective3000 Seems we both had been taking our Melange. Gråbergs Gråa Sång (talk) 13:22, 11 June 2024 (UTC)
 * There are things other than academic merit gets people in, I think, or is that just the American Unis? You know, I almost published something like "this is not what they meant when they told you to go to Wikipedia to polish your debating skills" but thought better of it. They even had talk page access at the time. Maybe I'm just too chicken.<span id="Usedtobecool:1714395698871:User_talkFTTCLNEEng" class="FTTCmt"> — Usedtobecool ☎️ 13:01, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
 * I think it's good WP-instinct not to fan the flames etc. I recently got a little riled up and called someone a WP:ADVOCACY editor, but the general consensus on that seems to be "well, duh." On our debater, we'll see if socking follows, but hopefully not. Perhaps they'll take my suggestion and write a blogpost we get to see. EEng, saving comments on this page takes time. Gråbergs Gråa Sång (talk) 13:48, 29 April 2024 (UTC)
 * Gives you time to savor the experience. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 15:13, 29 April 2024 (UTC)


 * Debating society would be exhausting; better to debate just one or two people at a time. Levivich (talk) 14:37, 29 April 2024 (UTC)

I would recommend avoiding that NORN thread entirely
I don't think many people care what gets posted on Wikipediocracy, but it may be worth keeping in mind -- I commented in that thread to say that I thought the table was unnecessary, and some guy on there accused me of being a pedophile and "helping them legally fuck kids" due to me having interacted with the thread at all. <b style="font-family: monospace; color:#E35BD8"><b style="color:#029D74">jp</b>×<b style="color: #029D74">g</b>🗯️</b> 21:01, 19 May 2024 (UTC)
 * I appreciate the concern. I'm aware of these external sites but pay no attention to them. On the other hand, I'm not sure there's anyone more I need to say in that thread. Again, thanks for taking the trouble. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:02, 20 May 2024 (UTC)

Reverting?
Instead of reverting 6 separate times on the "History and traditions of Harvard commencements" can we actually have a conversation about what you didn't like about my edits? No interest in getting in an edit war but genuinely looking to improve articles on Wikipedia, as you can see from my post history. Happy to continue the conversation on the Talk pages but please don't just revert the editing work I've done. It doesn't help to building an encyclopedia which we are all here to do. Thanks and have a great day! Jjazz76 Jjazz76 (talk) 22:25, 24 May 2024 (UTC)
 * You appear to like replacing descriptions of the specific functions of organizations and the specific properties of pieces of furniture with vague and uninformative blandness, calling anything else "puffery". Specificity is not puffery. Vagueness is not encyclopedicness. Learn the difference. —David Eppstein (talk) 23:08, 24 May 2024 (UTC)
 * @David Eppstein how is a chair treacherous? Because that's how you are describing it. Jjazz76 (talk) 01:56, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * What David Eppstein said. My edit summaries are self-explanatory. You seem to be going around blindly removing things you don't understand. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 00:04, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * How is a chair treacherous? Looking at your profile you seem to have a number of blocks over many years. It is just a simple question. Why is a chair treacherous? You have reverted my edit. I'm trying to understand why? Jjazz76 (talk) 02:05, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * I love it when they try the blocks gambit. See treacherous (sense 3) or (sense 1c). Next time, please consult a  dictionary yourself (as previously suggested ) before wasting others' time. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 02:42, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * But is the chair 'dangerous'? That seems to be the sense that 'treacherous' implies? Uncomfortable? Sure. Prone to tipping? Fine. But treacherous/unreliable/dangerous? Doubtful! And your sources don't support it. Again, I'm here to build an encyclopedia, and a good one. Describing a chair as treacherous isn't supported by the sources. Jjazz76 (talk) 02:47, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * "Treacherous", in a description of a chair, means that it is likely not to do what you depend on it to do, support you when you sit on it. Possibly it will tip. Possibly it will collapse. Possibly it has sharp edges that will snag your skin. It is not a chair you can depend on. The meaning is subtly different than dangerous: it might not pose an actual danger to you, merely threaten to seriously annoy you. It is also colorful with a slight hint of humor, without straying so far into humor that it loses its informativeness, because of the way it attributes human motivations to an inanimate object. That style of writing can help our readers by making articles more pleasant to read. But you seem to dislike subtle distinctions in wording, color, and humor, wanting everything to be as plain and simple as possible. Editing this version of Wikipedia may not be for you. May I suggest https://simple.wikipedia.org ? —David Eppstein (talk) 05:11, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * My one-time department chair was very treacherous. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:42, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * honestly, this long explanation, discussions of "a slight hint of humor", a torturous explanation of "why you are right" makes me more convinced that "treacherous" is absolutely the wrong word describe this chair. this is an encyclopedia, not a slightly humorous blog. honestly, the article just isn't very good, because you and EEng seem to want to gatekeep. Fine, whatever, but I'm going to continue to edit all the out of date/incorrect stuff in it. Also, both you and EEng seem to immediately resort to ad hominum attacks, which, is not in the spirit of wikipedia. happy continued editing! Jjazz76 (talk) 06:11, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * But you seem to dislike subtle distinctions in wording, color, and humor, wanting everything to be as plain and simple as possible.
 * well, yes, that's what an encyclopedia is for, simple and plain descriptions. ltb d l (talk) 06:14, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * @Ltbdl - feel free to look at the article we are discussing. History and traditions of Harvard commencements. Is there some good stuff in the article? Sure. But the back-end is a total mess, there is plenty of stuff is out of date and you leave with the impression that harvard graduations haven't changed since about 1950 or so. Lots of puffery that could be trimmed. Including the TREACHEROUS (lol!) chair. It is a chair with three legs. It isn't treacherous. It a simple three legged chair. This sort of language doesn't educate, but rather completely obfuscates. Jjazz76 (talk) 06:22, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * You keep using that word puffery. I do not think it means what you think it means.
 * Also, I was thinking rather that it was an old chair, and likely rickety. But I haven't seen it, let alone tried to use it, so what do I know?
 * Also, no. Simple and plain means dry. It means dropping detail. It means readers learn less. Maybe they get bored. Maybe they go away. It is not the goal. We are made all things to all people that by all means they might learn something. Being as boring as we can is one of those things, I'm sure, but not the best of them. —David Eppstein (talk) 06:46, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * ok. so let's get back the substantive debate. Is treacherous the best word? I would say no. I think honestly you'd have to agree. Uncomfortable and rickety sounds great to me! Let's make the change! Jjazz76 (talk) 06:48, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * Ok, now I'm going to be tedious, but: if you want to make the description of the chair more specific rather than less, do you have a published source for that specificity? —David Eppstein (talk) 06:54, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * do we have a published source for treacherous? no we don't. this is why it should be just eliminated all together. in fact going through the article i found three or four places where the cited sources said things completely unrelated to what was being cited. Which doesn't give me tons of confidence for the the veracity of the cites. I've seen this on Wikipedia before, well-cited articles, where the cites didn't match in a number of cases. Jjazz76 (talk) 07:02, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * And on the issue of Puffery, this is actually super important. Wikipedia needs to be NPOV. Some of the articles particularly in more niche corners of academia, read more like booster articles for X or Y college. That doesn't help the reader learn, it instead becomes an advertisement. Jjazz76 (talk) 06:51, 25 May 2024 (UTC)

Stop
Seriously you need to stop what you are doing which is now basically vandalism. I have made numerous good faith edits to Harvard articles and you are rolling back more than 50 percent of them because you just don't like them. My edits are 1) well sourced and I 2) only removed unsourced and wrong information. I've now been an editor at Wikipedia for years, and frankly "It doesn't seem like you are here to build an encyclopedia" at least not anymore. Going to ping@ElKevbo and @GuardianH who I trust and respect on this site. But frankly you are hold back many articles about Harvard by continuing to re-insert incorrect and outdated information despite clear and convincing evidence that what you are claiming is wrong and oudated. Jjazz76 (talk) 18:09, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * I don't want to WP:CANVASS by definitively siding with one side or another after being summoned here. I haven't reviewed the page History and traditions of Harvard commencements, although it is no secret that EEng extensively edits pages related to Harvard University—which apparently he is an employee of the university [?]. A cursory review of the page reveals some sourcing issues, WP:SYNTH, and issues with tone — i.e., "To curb unseemly sartorial displays of wealth and social status." There does not seem to be a better way to sort out this issues than for Jjazz76 to voice his concerns out on the talk page and for both they and EEng to review them one-by-one until a consensus is reached. One ignoring the other won't get anyone anywhere. GuardianH (talk) 18:32, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * Thanks @GuardianH for weighing in. I'm totally fine with working with EEng. However, learning that they might be a Harvard employee certainly makes me wonder if they should take a step back and frankly should take a break from editing the Harvard articles completely for a while. (But honestly I don't know if EEng has a conflict of interest with respect to Harvard articles. That's for them to answer.) I've done the same for institutions I've had connections with, even very limited ones.
 * And I think GuardianH you are pointing to the precise issue I have, many of these older (written before 2015) Harvard articles have a sort of flowery grandiose tone that obfuscates and hides rather than reveals as an encyclopedia would. They just in my view continue to need an editor. Which I plan on continuing to do.
 * Again, I'm happy to try and continue to work with EEng on these articles, but I would really appreciate if the civility of the conversations could be improved. And I've asked that since the beginning. EEng has asked me too consult a dictionary a number of times (which I have!) and has ridiculed me for asking for sources for quotes. Frankly that's what Wikipedia should be doing, making sure that EVERY quote is well and correctly sourced. Ultimately I'm here to build an encyclopedia, but I want to do it collaboratively and productively. Happy editing everyone! Jjazz76 (talk) 18:43, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * I didn't ridicule you for asking for quotes. But it is certainly ridiculous of you to persist in claiming sources don't say what they clearly do say, even after I actually quote the sources to your face. Then, after you finally grasp what the sources say, you claim they're wrong because you know better because something mumble about Harvard's tax returns. Ridiculous indeed. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:13, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * Collaboration is a two-way street. I see lots of long replies by you, to every single comment, repeating the same positions you have already expressed. I see less evidence that you have taken in any criticism. At a certain point this behavior is likely to cause other editors to view attempts at engagement with you as not worth the time. —David Eppstein (talk) 20:19, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * Looking forward to continued collaboration! Jjazz76 (talk) 20:47, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * Your go-to move, after realizing you've made a fool of yourself, seems to be coyly dribbling platitudinous non sequiturs. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 09:23, 26 May 2024 (UTC)
 * sounds good! Jjazz76 (talk) 16:46, 26 May 2024 (UTC)


 * I have reverted almost all (not half) of your recent edits to Harvard-related articles because, as noted elsewhere, almost every one of them is pointless or flat-out wrong. I have explained my reasons in my edit summaries, but you just keep repeating your misreading of sources, original research about IRS regulations and tax filings, and rigid conceptions of what articles should be like. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 19:42, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * @EEng - Hi EEng - Do you have a potential conflict of interest with Harvard related articles? Are you currently or recently an employee of the university? Or maybe an alumnus? Or are you unaffiliated with them? Jjazz76 (talk) 19:50, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * EEng is an alum (as am I). If you think that's a COI, then WP:COIN is that-a-way (and be prepared to be told that being an alumnus isn't a COI). --Tryptofish (talk) 22:25, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * This is all a bit rich coming from someone who identifies on their user page as a Scottish Rite Freemason and yet has made multiple edits to Scottish Rite. —David Eppstein (talk) 22:36, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * You are free to edit that page. In fact it could use your help. It is a mess! And to be fair I literally disclose that COI and don't recall any issues with edits I've made over there. Jjazz76 (talk) 02:43, 26 May 2024 (UTC)
 * If I have a COI I'll declare it. How about you? Are you currently or recently an employee of Harvard? Or maybe an alumnus? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 22:48, 25 May 2024 (UTC)
 * No subtantive connection to Harvard. Never worked there. Never studied there. I do a reading card because I visited the library once. Seems like a nice enough place. Just interested in the history of education broadly. Jjazz76 (talk) 02:46, 26 May 2024 (UTC)
 * nah I don't think alumnus is a COI by nature but it certainly makes me think that I would check myself particularly around issues of puffery and boosterism. Jjazz76 (talk) 02:49, 26 May 2024 (UTC)



I can reveal that EEng is, in fact, a member of that clandestine Ivy League hit-squad known as Phi Kappa Dumbo, whose sole mission is to make other editors look stupid. In some cases that proves to be as easy as pi (to 57 decimal places) or (as in my own case) as easy as "falling off a log". For pity's sake, please beware. Note: is often seen as part of a dodgy double-act known as "Harvey and the Fish". Martinevans123 (talk) 09:45, 26 May 2024 (UTC)


 * Oh ok. So they aren't here to build a encyclopedia. Glad we cleared that up. Jjazz76 (talk) 16:48, 26 May 2024 (UTC)
 * Please note that I am sworn to secrecy, so please don't quote me on this. Luckily no-one ever gets this far down the Talk page, so we are quite safe. Martinevans123 (talk)
 * , could you please pack up your cluelessness act and go pester people on some Yale article's talk page? You'd fit right in there. I rarely say this, but please stop posting here. You're beyond tiresome, and you lower the IQs of everyone you come into contact with (except Yale graduates, of course). <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 18:00, 26 May 2024 (UTC)
 * I already have an IQ of below 70, but I'm not sure if that's Celcius or Fahrenheit. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:21, 26 May 2024 (UTC)
 * Martin, flocc off! You think EEng and I are Harvey and the Fish? I doubt that EEng is invisible, and I'm sure he's not silent. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:00, 26 May 2024 (UTC)
 * now that I've confirmed you aren't here to build an encyclopedia, I'll go back back doing that. Have a great day! Jjazz76 (talk) 19:19, 26 May 2024 (UTC)
 * What? An encyclopedia?! You're kidding me! Shucks. And I just bet my bottom dollar. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:43, 26 May 2024 (UTC)

The incredibly petty passive-aggressiveness, coupled with the facetiousness, clearly has made no progress towards anything resembling consensus here — on both sides. Coming back and reading this thread goes to show how counterproductive it has evolved. The COI question is worth clarification, and it only seriously concerns one question: whether EEng is an employee of the university, and thus is extensively editing his employer. That is a clear conflict of interest. It is only decent for EEng to give an answer to that particular question, then to proceed to the substantive questions about the article’s material. GuardianH (talk) 21:47, 26 May 2024 (UTC)
 * It's pretty clear from the above conversation that EEng studied at Harvard and is not an employee of the university. BoldGnome (talk) 00:39, 27 May 2024 (UTC)
 * Yes, but GuardianH was called in to exert all the authority a high-schooler can muster and will not consider their authority respected until their question has been answered explicitly, without forcing GuardianH to do any tedious logical reasoning. —David Eppstein (talk) 01:11, 27 May 2024 (UTC)
 * So unexplicitly are the questions answered no wonder a high schooler can see through it. Sorry, but is this pettiness among professors the reason why all the textbooks are so horrendous? GuardianH (talk) 01:30, 27 May 2024 (UTC)
 * Well then, I won't link to anything explicit here, at least not without parental guidance. One of my professorial pet(ty) peeves was when college textbooks were written at the literacy level of high school students.
 * But, all facetiousness aside, I have a bit of advice for those editors who are so scandalized by what they read here. Go read something else. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:07, 27 May 2024 (UTC)
 * Very bold of you to assume that if they were written at the level of a kindergartener they would not be horrendous even then. In any case, it seems like until EEng answers the employer question, we will all be here grimacing. GuardianH (talk) 06:53, 29 May 2024 (UTC)
 * On second thought, I apologize to you for making a joke about you being (per your user page) a high school student. That was a cheap shot, and not the standard to which I usually try to hold myself. But the fact remains that you took it on yourself to come and tut-tut at someone else's talk page where you knew ahead of time that your comments would not be welcome, and you did so in defense of someone who was editing against consensus. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:22, 29 May 2024 (UTC)
 * Apology accepted - of course, I do not hold it against you (words here are often given far too much weight when they shouldn't). I differ with the point you made — that I came in defense of someone who was editing against consensus; on the contrary, I made the opposite clear from the beginning . This naturally followed with, expounding only on the COI issue — a separate, previously unraised point — which, as per my message, would undermine consensus, rather than progress it, for how then could this thread be in good faith if there had been a COI all along? GuardianH (talk) 02:09, 30 May 2024 (UTC)

Another Lum
I wanted to add the text below to the caption above, but the site gets mad at me. ;-;

And a third Lum. Murmuring Rock (talk)  22:58, 26 May 2024 (UTC)


 * That awkward top-forward butt-forward pose in the linked article always reminds me of . —David Eppstein (talk) 23:29, 26 May 2024 (UTC)
 * Not to mention EEng's RfC about the image caption at Barbenheimer. --Tryptofish (talk) 21:09, 27 May 2024 (UTC)
 * It took me a moment to figure out how David's formulation of "top-forward" and "butt-forward" at the same time would be anatomically possible (although I have no doubt it works just fine in pure mathematics), but then I figured out that "forward" meant "facing the reader". See how petty academics can be! --Tryptofish (talk) 21:13, 27 May 2024 (UTC)

Coyly dribbling platitudes
<b style="font-family: monospace; color:#E35BD8"><b style="color:#029D74">jp</b>×<b style="color: #029D74">g</b>🗯️</b> 03:39, 30 May 2024 (UTC)
 * You have learned well, Grasshopper! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:25, 30 May 2024 (UTC)

Harvard Edits
I've noticed that even if I make dozens of edits on a topic related to Harvard you'll end up mass reverting them. Just making a note of it for other editors to see. You also never answered yourself @GuardianH's question if you are currently on the payroll of Harvard University. Are you? Jjazz76 (talk) 00:26, 14 June 2024 (UTC)
 * The answer to your question is No, so there must be something else that explains why I keep reverting your edits -- like maybe you don't know what you're doing. For those playing along at home, we're talking about . Happy editing! <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 07:57, 14 June 2024 (UTC)
 * Thanks for specifically answering the question and asserting that you are not currently on the payroll of Harvard University. I raised three specific issues on the mass revert you did without really checking the changes I made and I look forward to discussing them further with you on the talk page of the article. I look forward to making it a better article and it needs work. Let's do it together!
 * Happy editing! Jjazz76 (talk) 17:08, 14 June 2024 (UTC)
 * I'm not required to answer your questions about my personal life but I found it pleasant to puncture your simpleminded suspicion balloon.Please stop saying stupid things like "the mass revert you did without really checking the changes I made" because you're not fooling anyone. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 09:12, 15 June 2024 (UTC)
 * I mean, you did a mass revert, without checking the changes. So yeah you did do that!
 * Also you are required to disclose any COIs, so your mass editing of Harvard related articles (in a particular positive light in most cases) if you were on the Harvard payroll, either as an employee or a pension, would be a big problem. Jjazz76 (talk) 16:25, 15 June 2024 (UTC)
 * Editors are required to disclose COIs. Editors are not required to disclose all the non-COIs that they might also have. In demanding that they do so you are skirting with a violation of WP:OUTING. And when you assert that reverts were made "without checking the changes" you are violating WP:AGF. —David Eppstein (talk) 18:54, 15 June 2024 (UTC)
 * @David Eppstein - @EEng didn't check all the changes. They admitted that.
 * And I haven't outed anyone. Nor even gotten anywhere close to it. I simply asked about a COI, and @EEng responded. I consider that matter closed, given the response in the negative.
 * I do my best to follow the rules of Wikipedia, and have for the past 3 and a half years. If you have any issues with my editing or my behavior, take them up with whoever you want. I'm here to build an encyclopedia, and I'm going to keep doing that.
 * Happy editing! Jjazz76 (talk) 04:55, 16 June 2024 (UTC)
 * @David Eppstein - You and @EEng have also clearly violated WP: AGF in pretty much every interaction with me. I have multiple years of hard work on this site, and basically from both of you I get nothing but grief, name calling, and belittling. I'm not going to do anything more about it because it seems both of you are well protected on this site by those who enable your bullying, but I'm living this note here as a matter of the public record, which will remain into the future. Jjazz76 (talk) 04:58, 16 June 2024 (UTC)

David Eppstein, to be fair to Mr. Jazz the precise truth (as explained to him over and over, including in edit summaries and at the article talk-page post I linked earlier) is that I indeed did not individually examine each of his edits to this particular article before reverting them all. What I did do is examine three random ones, every one of which turned out to be completely wrong; the combination of this and the mess he made in another article (which required multiple editors to set right ) left me disinclined to invest my time slogging through all his edits looking for one that might be actually be an improvement. Furthermore, because of the way Mr. Jazz's edits overlap one another all over the source text, it was technically impossible to revert only the "bad" edits to leave the good one, so even were I able to identify a useful edit, I would then have to had to figure out how to untangle it from the mess in the source text created by all the clearly erroneous ones. Thus I asked him to propose his changes on the article's talk page. Unfortunately, so far all he's done in response to that request is to keep asking over and over why I reverted -- a question answered n times heretofore, and now for the (n+1)th time. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 09:05, 16 June 2024 (UTC)


 * @EEng - Great to see we are making some progress now! Let's keep it up! Jjazz76 (talk) 17:18, 16 June 2024 (UTC)
 * I suppose it is good to keep up a cheerful attitude, but when all you can do is to display your cheerfulness over and over after being told over and over that your edits are bad and you should stop doing them, it comes across as artificial and even as a display of not listening to what you're being told. —David Eppstein (talk) 19:36, 16 June 2024 (UTC)
 * @David Eppstein - feel free to check my edits. 99.6% of my edits are live edits. Do I make mistakes? Sure we all do. Sometimes I'll do an edit, and there will be a spelling error, or a misformatted cite. And thankfully other editors are here to collaboratively work on articles. Again if you have a specific criticism of a specific edit that we haven't already discussed, I'm all ears, but I'm not going to get lost in the weeds. I am always happy to take conversations to the talk page for further discussion and consensus building. And sometimes we don't get a consensus. That's ok too! There's lots of editing to do on this Wikipedia. As I mentioned to you before, I would 100 percent welcome your contributions on any of the articles I've edit over the past 3 and a half years. I almost never work on FA or A articles because they are precisely that. I work in the weeds sometimes with article that haven't gotten much attention in 5 or 10 years. As always, happy editing! Jjazz76 (talk) 20:18, 16 June 2024 (UTC)
 * Please stop telling other editors to feel free to do stuff; we don't need your permission. Your reference to your percentage of "live" edits is a great example of your false confidence born of not understanding what you're talking about; all that your "live" edit percentage means is that you've rarely edited pages that, for whatever reason, are subsequently deleted. It in no way measures the extent to which your contributions live on in the articles you've edited or have otherwise been helpful. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 09:12, 17 June 2024 (UTC)

Your edit on Claude Shannon
Hi, you reverted my edit on this article (which was about what belongs in the "alma mater" parameter of an infobox) but your edit summary suggests you were referring to something else entirely. I think you may have reverted the wrong edit, but I didn't want to re-revert an experienced editor - could you please check. Thanks Melcous (talk) 07:30, 2 June 2024 (UTC)
 * Right you are; I've undone my blunder. Your deferential approach does me honor, but in this case a re-reversion with edit summary What do you think you're doing, knucklehead? would have been entirely appropriate. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 07:53, 2 June 2024 (UTC)

Harvard
Hello! You have reverted my edits on Harvard University per, my Wikipedia isn't the best as of right now. I'm wondering if you could at least keep some of the grammar and punctuation changes in? I have a slight problem with "Over more than three and a half centuries, Harvard alumni have contributed creatively and significantly to society, the arts and sciences, business, and national and international affairs." even if it is true, it sounds eh?

And the pages, (I felt like that) could do work on the Literature and popular culture, so I just hastily edited out a paragraph of a quote I considered a bloat. Sorry. WhyIsNameSoHardOmg- - (talk) 04:17, 8 June 2024 (UTC)
 * There might be some useful changes in your edit, but there's no way to tell because they're buried in a sea of mostly trivial changes that don't even affect what the reader sees. No one's going to wade through all that. The Paul Sherman quote is useful and appropriate. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 06:29, 8 June 2024 (UTC)

Graham
Reagrding, does Graham87's opinion carry 7.9 times more weight? And because WHAAOE, Graham's number. DMacks (talk) 04:08, 12 June 2024 (UTC)
 * I fear the 7.9 reference is, like the roof joke, over my head. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 08:57, 12 June 2024 (UTC)
 * I went in the math direction:
 * $$Graham87 = 7.9 \times Graham11$$
 * DMacks (talk) 10:26, 12 June 2024 (UTC)
 * Well there are Star Trek standups, so why not math too? <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 03:33, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
 * I just forwarded the math one to a few colleagues. Thanks! DMacks (talk) 04:25, 13 June 2024 (UTC)
 * OK, but don't give up your day job just yet. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 04:52, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

Wikipedia:Manual of Style/Dates and numbers
Just a heads up, I don't actually really care if you want to tweak the wording here. However, my strong position remains that we should use the local date format regardless of the language spoken. See Village pump (policy)‎. GiantSnowman 18:00, 18 June 2024 (UTC)

Harvard
What was it originally? I don't have any stake in the article You removed a name that didn't have a good source...but you left the article saying, unsourced, that 3 years after it's founding it was renamed Harvard. Make it make sense. --Onorem (talk) 20:37, 30 June 2024 (UTC)
 * Yale? --Tryptofish (talk) 21:32, 30 June 2024 (UTC)
 * That other original name is still listed (without adequate sourcing) at Colonial colleges. You might want to do something about that. Also, it's not clear to me that the current text of Harvard College that it was "renamed" in 1639 is accurate; maybe "named", if it did not have an earlier name to be renamed from? —David Eppstein (talk) 21:56, 30 June 2024 (UTC)
 * I overlooked "renamed" -- now changed to "named". (Plus I fixed the Colonial colleges article too.) In answer to the original query...

The school didn't have any particular name originally, as seen in the excerpts from the records of the Great and General Court inscribed on the Johnston Gate: Note in particular that last bit: "It is ordered that the colledge agreed upon formerly to be built at Cambridg shalbee called Harvard Colledge". Before that it wasn't called anything in particular, just "the college". See extensive discussion at Talk:Harvard_University/Archive_9. It's hard to prove a negative, but I think at last I've got the right source for it. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 23:28, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

💸
Just to make sure you see it: you shouldn't feel bad for that for a single moment, after a certain point I knew perfectly well that I was Icarus waxing his wings. <abbr title="Sticking tongue out" style="border-bottom: none;"> Remsense  诉  06:37, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

ndash & mdash
Re:

We are of like mind as to avoiding the actual characters for dashes etc. I recently went into this with an editor who was going around mass-changing articles to use the actual characters, using a script to make that easier. I was defending the HTML entities &ndash and &mdash, but the templates would be at least as good. I think it's outrageous that an editor can do what this editor was (still is??) doing without a community mandate in the form of a guideline. I would support strengthening the guidance in this area, but in my semi-retirement I avoid spearheading such things. &#8213; Mandruss  &#9742;  07:04, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

JFK
Sorry for the inconvenience, I was only trying to help but I respect the fact that you are arguably more familiar with how these things work. I'll leave the page alone after I add a section about the "Babushka Lady" who is absent in "Unidentified Witnesses". Have a nice Summer! :) Abc747 (talk) 08:13, 8 July 2024 (UTC)

The point ...
... isn't that the reader will not understand what is and isn't an actual Shakespeare quote, it's that the material's exact present form makes the writers/editors of the page look like they are not competent enough to distinguish between quotation and non-quotation material (i.e. that they are not encyclopedists but maybe half-witted social media posters of the sort who can't spel thigns properrly in thier meme-pics). It completely baffles me that you're going to fight me changing it in any way, no matter which way I change it, but whatever. I have other stuff on my plate, I don't like squabbling with you, and I have a head cold, so my patience is extremely low right now.

PS: This page is getting to the point that it badly needs archival again. It took several minutes to open a "New section" thing for editing, and it failed on the first two tries, probably due to the amount of memory required (of my aged Mac). — SMcCandlish ☏ ¢ 😼  15:54, 13 July 2024 (UTC)
 * (For those playing along at home, we're talking about .) Sandy, I have not the slightest fear that our fellow editors will (a) fail to recognize that There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your seventh-grade English teacher's handouts is not, in fact, something Shakespeare wrote; or (b) imagine that we, authors of the essay, believe it to be something Shakespeare wrote. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 17:15, 13 July 2024 (UTC) P.S. Macs are for wimps.
 * You don't seem to be parsing my point (which is probably my own fault, for some form of lack of clarity). I don't believe any readers would get either of those impressions, either. Rather, the impression that is the writers/editors of the page are not competent in creating and formatting quotations, allusions, attribution, jokes, and a mixture of them – i.e. that they can't write well enough to separate the original non-joke material from the added-in joke material, and are personally unclear on what the notion of quotation and attribution is versus the notion of making reference or allusion. The result looks like something a 13-year-old would clumsily write in a book report (I say that remembering my own iffy writing at that age which made similar mistakes, some of which are burnt into my memory after receiving red marks in the grading process). I might not care much, since that's not an encyclopedia article, except that the page history shows me responsible for much of the content on it. Heh.  — SMcCandlish ☏ ¢ 😼  14:34, 18 July 2024 (UTC)
 * Please just trust me on this one. It's OK. No one's going to misunderstand or think bad of us. <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 16:26, 18 July 2024 (UTC)
 * With any luck you’ll both find the “would have” that I added equally unsatisfactory.—Odysseus 1 4 7  9  18:54, 18 July 2024 (UTC)

you get this a lot, but
please archive your talk page, mediawiki itself is complaining. i got this when trying to view your talk page:

ltb d l (talk) 00:59, 19 July 2024 (UTC)
 * Nice try, but that's been a global problem with all Wikimedia sites for several hours -- see here . <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 01:37, 19 July 2024 (UTC)
 * Wouldn't have happened if Trump were President. --Tryptofish (talk) 19:22, 19 July 2024 (UTC)
 * Your PC is simply inferior if it cannot handle the greatness of User talk:EEng. I have this page not only watched, but bookmarked! —  That Coptic Guy ping me! (talk) (contribs) 02:14, 20 July 2024 (UTC)

Gage of Thrones
Hello, @EEng: The above phrase appears in this edit. On the assumption that it is a typo, I mention it so that you may either correct or cherish it. ManuelKomnenos (talk) 02:55, 20 July 2024 (UTC)
 * Or both! (For those who don't know what we're talking about: Phineas Gage.) <b style="color:red;">E</b><b style="color:blue;">Eng</b> 13:54, 20 July 2024 (UTC)
 * Who knew? EEng is a WikiDragon. --Tryptofish (talk) 22:49, 20 July 2024 (UTC)

How to pronounce "EEng"
It's time to settle this once and for all. Is it:


 * E.E.N.G. (how I've been saying it)?


 * E-Ing (as in the start of the word 'english')
 * E-Ange (as in the start of the name 'Angie')
 * E-Ayyng (as in the start of the name 'Angel')
 * E-Aang (as in the start of the word 'Angry')

—  That Coptic Guy ping me! (talk) (contribs) 19:03, 20 July 2024 (UTC)


 * It's a perfectly normal Chinese name, E. E. Ng, except for the unusual capitalization of the surname Ng, maybe modeled after E. E. cummings. So "Ee ee ing". —David Eppstein (talk) 19:53, 20 July 2024 (UTC)
 * Well isn't Ng pretty much short for Nguyen (pronounced "win")? So maybe it's even "E-E-Win". —  That Coptic Guy ping me! (talk) (contribs) 20:44, 20 July 2024 (UTC)
 * Somewhere in the ancient history of this talk page, this question has been discussed before. And here is the correct answer (sez me, and I don't care what EEng says). It's two syllables. The first is a long E, and is pronounced just like the letter E. The second syllable is pronounced like the first syllable of Englebert Humperdinck (or however that's spelled, and I don't care about that, either). --Tryptofish (talk) 22:53, 20 July 2024 (UTC)
 * Seems about right. On that note, @Tryptofish, are you a portmanteau of the aromatic amino acid tryptophan and a fish? And, yes, the word "Humperdinck" made me chuckle. —  That Coptic Guy ping me! (talk) (contribs) 23:54, 20 July 2024 (UTC)
 * I pronounce it Ee-ing, which with my drawl comes out as ee-ang some time. this is how I pronounce the degree track when I don't call it EE. Thanks,L3X1 ◊distænt write◊  02:05, 21 July 2024 (UTC)
 * So that'd be the word "fleeing" without the "f" and "L"! (or, alternatively, "eating" without the "T"). And a drawl you say, @L3X1? I saw through your talk page that you're probably Central Time, so I'd wager you're a Texan around these parts. —  That Coptic Guy ping me! (talk) (contribs) 02:16, 21 July 2024 (UTC)
 * I sound it as the example above, the first syllable of 'English'. Or, more accurately, this was the first thing I thought of when seeing the name of this section. Randy Kryn (talk) 02:33, 21 July 2024 (UTC)