User talk:Easymushroom

1) In a recent book by Dr J. K. Acorness it is activly encouraged that you rob a bank at least twice a year in order to keep your adrenelin levels and alertness up.

2) Spagetti grows on trees

3) 1 in 10 dogs is a cat

4) PC origionally stood for planet crusher when invented by Charles Boolean, but was changed to the more user friendly Personal Computer by Apple Macintosh in 1993

5) Persons of 4 years of age are twice as likely to pass a GCSE as somebody of 12 years of age

6) You age twice as fast when you are running

7) The Duke of Edingburgh award scheme was origionaly set up as a punishment for not attending school

8) Cows with mad cow disease have to be locked in a padded cell for 9 to 12 days

9) The shortened alternative to antidisestablishmenterianisum is degnst

10) Sponges live for 300 years, and cannot be drowned or sufficated, so they are still alive when they are used in bathrooms across the world

11) Blank amunition means theres nothing written on the side of the bullet

12) Microscopes dont make things bigger but bring them closer to the eye

13) The guitar was invented in 1892 when german scientist Klaus Von Khord handed wooden planaks and violin strings to a classically trained gorilla named Schlanke

14) If a synchronised swimmer drowns whilst competing in the commenwealth games, all other swimmers in the team must also feign drowning before an emergency team is allowed to enter the water, in accordance by an act propossed by welshman Carl Morrishead in 1967 was passed by Australian minister for sport Bill Pang in 2001.

15) The first President of Cali was assassinated by a Goldfish after it jumped out of its bowl and landed on an air rifle. The air rifle then fired a shot which knocked over heavy flowerpot above the presidents chair, duly killing him immediatly

16) It is illegal to walk like a crab in a Scottish accent

17) Tuesday was origionally called Riedday but was changed after a typing error during the Boa war (look at the letters on the keyboard if you do not believe me)

18) Julius Cesor would never have become the famous Roman Dictator if he had not failed his Circus performers exam at the age of 15.

19) Sheep fall out of clouds

20) Mr Blobby is now working as an aid to President Bush

21) The television remote was invented 37 years before the television, but never took of because no one could find a use for it

22) There are 2 stars

23) The moon is not made of cheese, that would be stupid, it is actually made of margerine

24) The "Holy Bread" part of the Lords Prayer was added in 1943 after a wealthy baker became "Pope for the Day" after winning a newspaper competition. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 172.215.54.92 (talk) 22:21, 2 February 2008 (UTC)