User talk:Edward de Bonio

PORTUGESE FISHERWOMAN SYNDROME ( SYMPTOMA-HYPOCRITICA )
A hormonal condition related to mass female hysteria and its frightening consequences. Known as such after first being identified on a Portugese fishing Woman known as Kazzi Conolly in 2001. Symptoms include mass gathering of like-minded sadistic females in groups, loss of femininity,'HAGGISM' ( a group of hags governed by a central hormonal leader or hag), below average looks, lack of femininity,lack of grammatical capability and highly common amongst the uneducated classes and Lambrini drinkers. A strictly hormonal response related to Hormona-Bitchi, this affliction has been responsible for public lynchings and other such acts of group terror. In its latter phases, delusions of seperate identities occur, and random victimisation/persecution ensues. The 'HEAD HAG', as there always has to be one can actually influence the hormonal flux of the other women in the group, thus inciting group hysteria and madness through hormonal flux control.

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