User talk:Edward h. hotchkiss

Please stop adding nonsense to Wikipedia. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Thank you.

Wikipedia is not performance art
Your contributions to Wikipedia have been very amusing and well written, but are not sources of factual information. Unfortunately, as boring and dry as it seems, the function of an encyclopedia is to provide readers with factual information rather than with social satire, performance art, etc. I'm sure that the entries on "suicide art" and such required substantial creativity and mental agility, but they are none the less inappropriate in an encyclopedia.

Please confine your future contributions to informational articles rather than forms of art. --Pmetzger 04:06, 20 November 2005 (UTC)