User talk:Eedjitkj

Eedjitkj/Father O'Eedjit
Eedjitkj is a user of the BBC IMB who through his dedication, fairness and ability to articulate himself through his written utterances has transformed the Internet world as we know it.

He has continued to be over-friendly with sheep despite moving to a neighbouring country where they are clearly not as pretty. He has also taken the English shilling in order to facilitate a drunken, carousing lifestyle that is the envy of many.

Available images on the internet include cowboy eedj, bond eedj and clubbing eedj. These may be marketed in the future but announcements will be made regarding this at a later date.

Anyone wishing to subsidise a trip to the Seychelles for Father O'Eedjit may do so via Natwest Bank a/c 544301 9985444. The money will rest in the account until such time as the poor of the Seychelles are ready to receive it.

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