User talk:Ehcanada

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Try the Help Desk - UtherSRG (talk) 18:19, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
 * Actually the place you want is the Reference desk. But they are extremely unlikely to help you. Want to know why? We don't answer homework questions especially when the person has made absolutely NO effort themselves. If you had bothered to read the very prominent text at the top of the talk page, you would have realised you were not posting to the right page. The fact that you didn't strongly suggests you haven't done anything for yourself. You claim that you searched Google and wikipedia. Yet when I searched Google I found my answer on my first try in the first link (so I could have clicked I'm feeling lucky). I tried a few more logical searches and similarly found my answer in the first 3 or so links. So really I don't see how you could have not found your answer with Google suggesting you didn't even try. Similarly I very easily found the answer on wikipedia. Perhaps your just very bad at using wikipedia, Google and the internet in general in which case I recommend you take lessons very soon because it's so easy to find the answer if you really couldn't find it you have a serious problem. If this is the case, then I apologise for any offence I have caused. However, more likely, you're just a lazy bum. As I suspect the later is the case, I won't be helping you even though I have the answer. And I suspect you will find you will not get much help since most people don't like to help those who make absolutely no effort themselves. (P.S. Other editors, I'm well aware of policies on civility and personal attacks but IMHO in certain cases such as this strong language is needed to get the point across). Nil Einne 18:31, 14 September 2006 (UTC)