User talk:Ekinflog

Welcome nubs to my page I have created in school. I AM BORED so you should be TOO.

Ekinflog is a heavy \m/etal band. You can listen to them here: http://myspace.com/ekinflog

Ekinflog got its name from a rare fruit found only on the islands of Reviallagigedo.

Its members are sort of an all star cast from different metal bands, including GRIM FOREST, EYEHATEGOD, and a certain NOISE "band".

In their spare time, the members of Ekinflog mostly listen to Mozart, whose work is the greatest influence on them. Before each BRUTAL metal song they make, the Ekinflog members preform a certain incantation and commune with the soul of Mozart. This is rumoured to be the reason why the band is so good, but the band members deny this because they have "transcended Mozart on about every level," and they claim the incantation is only necessary so that the spirit of Mozart won't get angry from his music being made totally obselete by Ekinflog's genius.

Ekinflog is rumoured to have played a show on 6/6/06, but all of the members of the audience who attended were immediately taken to the bowles of Hell after the show, so it is hard to make any historically accurate statement on whether the band actually played a show or not.

Also, Ekinflog is teh best metal band evar!!!11 Respect.

ATTN:There has been a recall on the first 20 Meaningless Life demos. Unknown to the distributor, the members of Ekinflog put a Satanic curse on the CD, which is apparently why the CD flies around and chops peoples heads off as soon as they are finished listening to the demo. When asked to comment on this strange occurance, Ekinflog replied: "We figured we were doing them a favour. Listening to this album is the culmination of their life anyways, so what's the point of going on living?".

September 2007
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