User talk:El C/OiHA

Worried
I have a concern about Kitty. You say his "power will be limited to an awe-inspiring figurehead," by which I'm forced to understand that OiHA is actually a cult. Before you deny this, be advised that I have substantial experience in exposing such, and will not hesitate to do so again. I earn my barnstars, unlike some. SlimVirgin (talk) 07:53, Apr 14, 2005 (UTC)


 * It's not a cult, it's Republic! Oh, wai...Your attitude greatly pleases me, and by pleases I mean sickens and fills me with much rage and fury! Of course, you do know that we will oversee your investigation fairly, and with no coersion, intimidation, blackmail, extortion, threats of bodily harm, or bribery whatsoever, never, ever. And to think your chances of joining the association were slim to none, Slim. For shame! I urge you, then, to file an IOU against OiHA, and let us handle our investigation of your lack of investigation internally. Really, it's for the best. El_C 08:20, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)

I'd like Join!
I'd like to join OiHA :)--198 04:37, 21 Apr 2005 (UTC)


 * Sorry, we're currently declining membership to those editors with a numerical value of 18 (no more, no less). Kitty 00:54, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)
 * What the hell, Kitty? First we disallow members whose numerical value adds up to 18, what next, discrimination against felines? That is not cool. But you're the founder... Still, I want you to think about that rule, the purpose it serves, and the precedence it sets. For shame. El_C 01:00, 22 Apr 2005 (UTC)


 * Man, you guys are slow cogitators, I guess. 198 could not have had membership declined, reclined, or inclined, for 18-itude; any true wise personage knows 198 is 9. Sheesh. --jpgordon&#8711;&#8710;&#8711;&#8710; 02:01, 12 September 2005 (UTC)
 * If you join, I'll have to join too, because of the tagteam-cabal thing. Where's Jay? SlimVirgin (talk) 02:06, September 12, 2005 (UTC)
 * Stop following me around. It makes us look bad. Besides, I didn't say I wanted to join; I just gave unsolicited criticism. Isn't that what talk pages are for? --jpgordon&#8711;&#8710;&#8711;&#8710; 02:13, 12 September 2005 (UTC)
 * Oh right, I'm being dumped now you've had your fill of me. Now that I'm making you "look bad." Be sure to let people know the Zionist tagteam's missing its prettiest member. SlimVirgin (talk) 02:25, September 12, 2005 (UTC)
 * People tell me I'm kinda cute too. Not "pretty", though. Well, sometimes. Eh, come on back. Tag's boring with only two players. --jpgordon&#8711;&#8710;&#8711;&#8710; 02:41, 12 September 2005 (UTC)

WANTED
-- Sheriff a.n.o.n.y.m t 15:45, 18 September 2005 (UTC)