User talk:Ellywelly

hello and welcome to the wonderful world off ... pisstopher scales. Or if u r like sum ppl u mite refer to him as the jew or beatle boy. some other liberty remarks hav also ben remarked towards pissy over the years. I myself opt for the least offencsive insult pissy this in my opinion rele meks his blood boil. My good frend tomas yeaman also likes to insult pissy but he opts for krispy whales. here is an extract from the yahmaha himself"due to his disability pissy is prone to running into walls and also he has mastered the art of 'Being shit at futball' and has earned the title shit for brains". Now, me n pissy hav lately invested in paying £14 a week into the local powerleague on ropery road. We go ther evry sataday for our powerleague games. Wen warming up 4 such games we hav wats called shooting practice. This to pissy is "hit the ball to the corner of the court". Krises futbal is well, shit rele a mean look at his record for the WIN-LATE-ON 4 games no goals even the fa cup lugs which is Dean Aitman has a beta record than tht. However Pissy has lately boasted of scoring 6 goals in "div 3 as he called it" which in my eyes is quite adequte for pissys satndard. reet thts it the 1st inult of pissy complete enjoy ther is guna b one of these a day ask me 4 info. Or ask to jus av a laf at pissy