User talk:Emerald Ferret

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Dude, get real. I can say with perfect certainty that horse-flavored Jell-O, aka hide glue, tastes better with a squirt of lemon juice. It doesn't seem to have any effect on anything but appetite. Ask my wife about that if you want... __ Just plain Bill (talk)