User talk:Emilioporro

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All wars in future should be waged only by Violinists

That is to say,if the Arab States wish to fight the Israeli's only Arab Vilonists should be conscripted and only Israeli ones also....if such creates logistical difficulties then the warring parties....anywhere in the world should call to arms ONLY Blind Persons....and then go down the list...for example.G'd forbids that Chile declares war on Slovenia !

In such a case only Snooker players of each side should be conscripted....or even Pacifists...you get the message.

The problem is when there is not War...Statistics are seemingly kept secret concerning the the numbers of Mothers and Fathers, Sisters Brothers and even Lovers,out innocently shopping and being blown to smithereens by their own sons or nowadays, Daughters, the local friendly family Terrorist.

such happens because of lack of prior ALL IMPORTANT Communication ...the Son,because he had a late night missed the morning family get-together and was unaware that his Mum was out shopping on the Bus he was going to destroy.

It is furtermore frustrating to Him (if a suicide Bomber),as he has no way,as yet, knowing of his Success or Failure...

...those that send him by inculcating/injecting (?) him/her with mumbo jumbo are so we are informed,formulating a way of letting him know of the outcome of his suicide mission (if successfull).

A new problem has arisen in Middle Eastern Politics.Is it thus ?

The Israeli secret service during the last Intifada (last?) identified jewish Youths throwing Missiles against the Israeli army.

These youths,thinking themselves to be Arab Muslims,might have been swapped at Cradles in the Cradle Dormitories just after Birth,in one of the Huge Jerusalem Anti-Natal Wards that even during the Intifada catered for ALL Pregnencies..Jewish.Muslim. Christian,Greek etc etc.

Of course,the young Israeli Tommy,might likewise have been (mistakenly) swapped.

Thus,the Arab youths were possibly Jewish and the Molotov Cocktail that Burned the old Woman alive could have been thrown by her Son....Farfetched ?

Yes in future with only Violinists called to Arms...much Tragedy & Heartache can be avoided !

signed emilioporro.