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What is the Gangle?

The Gangle is very well known for its violent attitude. It wanders around its small mob of Gangli with great anger. You can find one of these striking mammals at your local community pool, but be wary, they tend to disguise themselves as the lifeguard. To find a pool near you that has already been taken over by this species, listen for these specific sounds: children screaming, mothers crying, and lots of splashing. It is seldom that you will hear a child screaming for longer than five seconds. By the time you get there, the only thing you will see are eyes that will blind you, and not temporarily. "I was with my Mommy at the park and we heard screaming. Then, there was this big monster like the kind in the books that Mommy reads me. It must have come from under my bed. It had legs like mine, which was pretty weird. I don't understand that. But it looked like a moose. I like moose a lot. I wanted to pet it, but my Mommy yelled at me for getting too close and then the monster made her not see anymore." - Brenna Diggle, age 4.

Terminology

A young Gangle is called a Giggle, a middle aged Gangle is called a Google, an old Gangle is called a Geegle, and a deceased Gangle is called a Galeegle. Please check the table below for sizes. When you are talking about this species in a conversation, you may use the term "Gangle" if you do not know the age of the monster. A group of this amazingly frightening species is a Gappy. These animals travel in Gappies of between thirty-five and seventy-nine. If you have an ounce of common sense, you will know they are there before you become susceptible to one of their attacks.

Body Parts

You may be wondering, how did this animal get to be so strange and have a diverse amount of body parts. Doctor Mengele once performed surgeries on a poor dog, turning it into the creature it is today. It somehow reproduced and kept all of the surgically added body parts. With its chemically enhanced Tyrannosaurus Rex arm as an antler, it can sniff out its prey from over 100 miles away. When it gets within a 5 foot radius of its next meal, it will snatch it up with that same antler. It uses its other antler (from a moose) to chop up the food. The pig nose then snorts it into the body. As you have previously read, the lemur eyes permanently blind any living organism that makes eye contact with it. You may actually have seen this frightening creature. Its shark fin tricks humans into thinking it is just a shark, when it is actually a killer. Finally, its human legs make the animal run as fast as Mach One.

Sightings

This is the only captured photo of a Gangle (while alive), and you could guess that the photographer went blind a split second after he took this (Rest in peace, Billy’s sight). These creatures are native to the lovely country of Canada. However, you can find them anywhere you go. Over four hundred Gappies have claimed a remote island in Asia. This island is a very popular hunting spot. Very rare is it that hunters return from the island. Only one Gangle has been killed and scientifically dissected. Shortly after its dissection, the scientists on board with the operation were victims of a genocide while on vacation in Ripailles, Mauritius, a small island near Madagascar. A study shows that approximately 5 billion are born each year. However, the source of this information is anonymous.

"I never saw it coming. I was waiting at the pool for my daughter to finish her swimming lessons with the lifeguard. All of a sudden, she was gone and this monster was advancing towards me. It took my sight, but it didn't take my hope. I don't know how I escaped, but I did." -John McSpon, age 47

Diet

The Gangle has a very specific diet. It mostly eats humans, but when it is very hungry, it will eat moose, pigs, sharks, lemurs, or gnaw on old T-Rex bones. Occasionally they will eat human food. It drinks water, milk, and blood.

Religion

It has been discovered that the Gangle actually has a religion. The worship subject does not change as it grows older, but the amount of subjects grow. A Giggle worships human arms, a Google worships the almighty Trashman (Mashmantra), and a Geegle worships the wonder of human civilization.

Looks

Ever since its introduction to human life, it has become obsessed with our lifestyle. It aspires to be human, even though it never will be. They have contributed to our society by dressing in today's trending styles, using our money, walking on two legs, and even eating some of our food.

"So, I work at this cupcake place and trust me, they are the best cupcakes in the state of Ohio. Check us out. Anyways, I saw a Gangle walk, on two legs, into our store and purchase seventy-five cupcakes. Probably for its Gappy or something, I don't know. It bought like ten chocolate, ten vanilla, ten strawberry, ten oreo, twenty cookies and cream, and fifteen red velvet cupcakes. This Gangle was our number one customer since the opening of our store, until another one came in a few days later when one of my friends was on her shift. Rumor has it, that Gangle bought three hundred seventy-nine cupcakes, but you didn't hear it from me." - Maia Binks, age 16

Emmakvarco (talk) 16:42, 26 October 2016 (UTC)