User talk:EmpressPodgeofFattygue

My name is Podge but everbody calls me Looby! I am Empress Pode of Fattygue and I ama fattygue!

Cochrane

Hello!

My name is Podge but everybody calls me Looby! I am the Empress of Fattygue! I am very friendly and my brother Davie is also on Wikipedia! Us fattygues also i have a sort of wikipedia which is called "wikipodgia" it is were all socialise and talk about our problems with our fat! I dont think have mentioned what fattygues are so i will tell you.

Fattygues
Fattygues have there own religoun and are very cute! They have massive chops and are fat everywhere around the body! They are very friendly and happy, always playing around! Fattygues even though they move around a lot, they never loose wait, they just keep getting fatter!

Empress Podge is the empress of fattygue, her brother Davie is the prince of Fattygue! Her very close mate id the Duke of Fatson(which a lovely, jubbly village which is the holy country of Fattygue!)

The country ia a small but beautiful place full of happy fattygues! The empress has a big bus which she uses to take Fattygues to different places in the human been world! She also has a massive helicopter!

It is great fun to fly! It has very large engine as it has carry very fat Fattygues around. It used to be owned by the R.A.F. for shooting Talibans and I bought it to make sure no one tries to kidnap any Fattygue so that I can shoot them down. It cost me 230 Fatties (£2,300). We fitted my family Fattygue guns to it that are a lot larger. It looks different now. Here is a Fatty gun (the ones on it don't have the heavy duty trolley underneath):