User talk:Eoinlynch

About
Bushy Park Rangers current under 16 team were formed in late 2008. They are curently last in their division with no pionts, and their temporary stomping ground is in Sundrive road park in Crumlin, Dublin.

Squad
B.P.R are well known for their colourful squad of sporting misfits and shit footballers.

Captain (for now), is Eoin "the Bunson" Byrne son of B.P.R ledgend, Brendan Byrne. GoalKeeper, skills God, future captain and all round general sexpot is Eoin "The Stopper" Lynch. Right back(in the dressing room) is Fin "Johnson, Mooney and O'Brian". Left back, and son of "the lift Wizzard" Rita Brady, and Veteran goalkeeper, Brain Brady is Aaron "Brads" Brady. Center backs, Tiernan Bennet - "Booker T" and Peter "the Brick" Wall. Center forward, Eoin Macmathuna was formaly known as "Big Mac", but after repeat sexual incidents involving under age children, his nickname was changed to "Happy Meal". Other players include David "Liam,Noel,Rory and Kirsty" Gallagher, Micheal "the Devil" Devlin, Ian Mac "eamon" Dunphy, Aaron "papa smurph" Murhy, Alex "Ryan Air" Ryan, Big Calum o'Tool, "the Robot" Ciaran O'Dwiar, "The sun tanned superman" Tombua Keogan, Donal "the firestarter" Drizzlane, David "not so" Swift and Darragh Mullen.

Manegment
Current coaches- Dr.Mick, Brenndan Byrne

Former coaches- Raffa the gaffa. Left after getting a real job.

Ball Boys- "the Albino Rhyno" Andrew "the retard raper" Bath.

Club Scandals
Scandals arose in early 2009 within the club to due with the payment of players. The Stopper led a small group of rebels against the club's managment, due to their very high fees, although rebels such as Aaron Brady gave in to the man, and payed up.

Rumors also arose concerning the transfer of Peter Murray to the club, but B.P.R officials have declared such rumors to be false, as they do not want to sign Murray, as he is a shit footballer, and got off with his cusin.

Results History
At this time, B.P.R under 16's have never actually won a match, but have however, scored 3 goals! (Jerry Sexton(p), Ian Mac Dunphy, and David Gallaher).

Conclusion
Carlsburg dont make under 16, Dublin soccer teams, but if they did, they probably would'nt make Bushy Park Rangers.