User talk:Everydayman77

My Teacher
My favorite teacher is Mr. D-Money(DoN SaSse). Mr. D( is what I'm going to call him) was a U.S. History teacher.He was famous around my school. Everybody loved him (except a few who didn't) because of his sense of humor and physical attributes. To me and my peers he is a hero among men and a man among heros.

Physical Attributes
Mr. D, in his golden years, had strawberry blond hair. But he had grayish brown hair in the style of a combover. He has very small but very bright blue eyes, and was a glasses wearing man. Also in his golden age he was a body builder, with muscles of steel, but in age they disapeered. He has a mustache that is also the color of his hair.

Personality
He was very humorous and always had a good attitude. He made a joke every other sentance. Even though he was a half pervert and was divorced he was always happy. He was in love with Thomas Jefferson and his favorite song was the "Erie Canal"(he was always off key). In class he only called on girls(but once in a while he called and a guy). His favorite student was a kid with the alias of "Purse", who was a model student with a good heart.

Humor
Even though his jokes weren't funny his body language was. He was known when he called on people he tapped his hand on a desk and he waved the person with two fingers. Also when he wrote on the board his whole body moved with him. When he was standing up his fists were clenched and when he talked his eyes were closed.

Quotes
Some of his favorite quotes were:

"Ummm well"

"Alex Almalfatono let me see you a minute"

"Guys litteraly thousands and thousands of people died out there you have to understand this"

"That might be on the test, 'Wink' 'Wink'"

"Lets get started, the warm up is on the board ok."

"You need to speak up it is like you are in a different time zone back there."

"Excuse me what?"

"You luckys"

"You get a well deserved three day weekend"