User talk:Evilpressley

Evil Pressley is one of many names that James Ayers Presnell goes by. Others names he is known by are Convict, King James and Mr. Mother Fucker. He was born in Rutherford on August 21, 1973. He was best known in school as Convict, a name given to him by Brian Compton. He has work in almost every field but master of none. His criminal record started on December 22, 1987. He was caught joy riding with some of his friends. His neighbor Steven Procter, who was 12 at the time, was driving. Convict at Shotgun, while Carmela 15, steven's sister was in the back seat with Steve Rhom 17 and Jeff Gibson 17(pussy, he was the only one that cried. During the stop convict allegedly tried to stab the cop with a pair of sizers. years later after the PINK FLOYD show he was riding around with ChrisT Odd Ruff and another fucker. they came upon a check point while smoking. the cops had them one, after fucking with them a few minutes they were told to pull up and over for a search. a bottle of beer was tossed by the other fucker and the shit hit the fan. they searched the ditch and even called dogs to help. they found the bottle but they thought it was a bag of dope was thrown instead. asking convict to tell the truth and the pot would disappear he told them the trith. we threw a beer out since the drinker was under age. the didn't believe it and gave him the ticket. everyone in the car was searched but not the dude with the ticket and pot. unknown to the cop the tin box with joints was his but also the half ounce and 2 hits in the pocket also. they were let go and after they got on the road the driver pulled out the other bag the cops and dog didn't find. they stoped after the ashtray and the tin that fell in the floor. pretty fucking lucky. more crimes will be posted like the tranny terror on coon hunters and 3 litter special.