User talk:Evilstig

Daniel Wright BSc(hons)

Born Sheffield England in 1979. Lived North side of Sheffield in Grenoide "S35" formally "S30" Was a pupil at Grenoide infant and primary schools. Later Moving on to Yewlands School from 1991 to 1996. He then went to Parson Cross College for 3 years to study IT, then a year at Norton College. He later went to The Sheffield Hallam University to study HND Computing doing a gap year at MFI Howden. He topped up his HND to a BSc (hons) with an additional year. He Still lives with his parents without a plan of moving out.

He now works for the South Yorkshire transport Executive, doing as little as possible.

He has been known as many other names.

Dr Hibert Mardy Boy The Skiver Lazy Boy Mole Mutley Bushwacker Not thin Pale & Co Are you there Designated Driver and the Ghost There are many more...

He is generally a good person. Can be a good laugh and loves his fishing, mainly because its the only sport you do sitting down doing nothing, He Coniders 30mins a week Badminton extreme training. He annoying calls everyone "Son", even his mother. who wipes his bum while his dad is lifting him.

He is without dought in the top 10 for the worlds lazyist people... and has been known to be tight with Cabin Boy Thomas Walker.

Dan is in Part ownership of the Vessel Ship "Concept UMBA"... his role is mearly finacial as his other partner Captain Lee Forsdike has done all the work required. He has also been associated with Jnr Chief Engineer Forehead, Chief Engineer John Smith and even the Can man while on a business trip to France.

Not only having a Degree in IT he is also Clinicly Obese with a BMI of 33. Dans known weaknesses are, Heat, Cold, Ambience, Runnning, Jogging, Walking, anything phyiscal or movement. and dislikes effort alot.

Can be easily offended with his lazy & mardy attitude towards everthing also.

He also broke up with his ex who was ill in hospital because she was his ride and couldnt be arsed to use his free bus pass. This has moved him back up the Legend Table having been a former No2.

[Picture of Dan]