User talk:Ewwik

[IMG]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f217/Dutchess2/911628972_l-1.jpg[/IMG]Erik Scott Hartling (born February 9,1985) is a world renound clepto thief and holds the world record for masturbating within a twenty four hour period (16). Erik's work has been published in numerous law enforcement magazines such as [] and he has been invited to police academies all over the United States to demonstrate how easy it is to break into houses and steal from department stores.

Early Life
Erik was born in Bronx New York to an African-American father, Ken, and a Jewish-American mother, Pamela. He lived there until he was five years old when his family decided to move to upstate New York. It was at this time that Erik started facing some hard addictions with cocaine and masturbation.

High School
While at Arlington High School, Erik excelled on the baseball field as well as in the classroom, being voted by his peers as "most likely to succeed" in his senior year. He also was a part of the National Honor Society. Despite his success, Erik battled many struggles with racism, and drug and alcohol abuse. It was at this time that Erik turned to stealing. He was arrested and prosecuted many times, spending numerous nights in prison.

Early Adulthood
He then decided enough was enough and went to work in law enforcement. At the age of 19, Erik was called upon to demonstrate burglaries at the New York State Troopers Academy located in Albany, New York.. Since, he has traveled the country to give seminars to better our home burglary alarms.

The Record
It was a dark, cold, January night in 2004, when Erik decided that he was going to attempt to break the world record for masturbating (15). People would taunt him saying that "It couldn't be done", and that "Your needle dick won't be able to hack it". But despite these harsh reviews, Erik pressed on prevailing by breaking the record with 16. Despite his glory, controversy surrounded his new record.

The Controversial Jerk
On his 16th and final jerk session, Erik proceeded to orgasm but he shot blanks. However, The Judge for Ripley’s Believe it or Not, Randell Gumphries, did not rule in his favor due to the fact that no sperm had traveled out his urethra. Erik persisted that he had indeed orgasmed and after hours of much debate, Gumphries awarded Erik his 16th and final jerk.