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Mernosaur
The Mernosaur (mernocockafetakorn) is a cognitive thinking organism of the Phylum Chordata, under class Amphibia. Its structure is surprisingly odd for an amphibian, and would be more related to a reptile or fish by appearance. The discovery of the Mernosaur occured in February of 2009 (specific date unknown) by a small group of lumberjacks working in Brazil. As far as demographics experts believe, the Mernosaur has never left its ancestral home of the Amazon. There have been several sightings of the Mernosaur in the history of man, dating back to times as early as the height of the Mayan empire. In fact, the Mayans believed the Mernosaur to be almost of godly status, and were revered beyond any mortal human being. Spanish conquistadors would tell of amazing beasts the size of two horses. No records existed of this magnificent beast until now.

History and Discovery
During the height of the Hispanic powers (Incas, Mayans, Aztecs) The Mernosaur was frequently mentioned in myths and stories as a large legendary beast of sheer brutality. It was often used in stories as the punisher of those who did terrible deeds, such as stealing, murder, adultery, and defying the gods. Many other myths and legends speak of the Mernosaur today. No one of consequence ever paid attention to the unrealistic myths, believing them to be incorrect. Until the discovery of the Mernosaur this past Februar (02/--/2009), by a group of (anonymous) lumberjacks, the Mernosaurs were widely believed to be