User talk:Fadapplegirl

Name: wesley watts
'''Date of birth:4/26/1991

'''favorite meal: jeffreys  random fact: the goat  occupation: boardwalk bitch'''

'''likes to: skate, surf, stoned, body surf, eat, fart, shave head.  hair: blue'''

'''skin color: orange

Wesley Watts was born in santa cruz ca at 4:20 pm he started off not being able to walk and blind. He had no hair. He then grew and turned 5 years old he went to k garden and developed an addiction for dolls he started a huge collection of little chinese dolls from china. after k garden he moved on to another passion of his life he started bmxing and impersinating santa clause. He is now a little orphan and no one loves him but then one day he was at the orphanage and a lady by the name Debra Nash wife of Steve Nash the famous basketball star addopted him. You see Steve Nash had gotten a vicectimy and was no longer able to reproduce in the modern world leaving him scarred and wanting a child him and his wife addopted. Right on for Nash. One day he was in the car and decided that he wanted to die by the age of 20 because he said so but he hoped not to. He is now currently fighting in afganastan for the afganys and is proud of it. moooo haaaa maaaa gggggg haaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wesley watts enjoys being really really really fucking annoying on road trips to San Jose, making fucking gay noises and saying shit over and over for a half an hour straight. He also enjoys getting to a skate spot/park and sitting down doing nothing and skating for a combined time of 5 minutes at each skate spot/park. He enjoys packing plastic bottles full of dirt and leaves for hours upon hours. He likes calling shot gun and likes being a DICK when it comes to giving directions. OOO. Last thing. He likes putting Element stickers on kids cars, but says he didnt do it and blames it on some black baby kid named Darrian.

AWWW YEA GAY!

and p.s. ariel doesnt owe u 20 dollars and u owe gavin 100 dollars

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