User talk:FamasitoDUGnou

Matteo Casadei
Born in 2004, Matteo Casadei was quickly seen as a prodigy. His parents, two prominent Italians, the father being a famous researcher at MIT saw much hope in their newborn. Whether it was by his intuition, intelligence, or physical ability, Matteo was astounding in every range of work. Living in France, he quickly realized the country was too small for his ambitions, he set his eyes on Great Britain and the University of Oxford where he would become a prominent engineer. After months of intense study, Matteo outclassed his fellow classmates in every field, his math skills were outstanding and a bright future was surely not too far in reach.

Sadly, according to current news, Matteo has fallen into drug addiction as well as an inconceivable and unimaginable idea that the soccer team of Rome is the greatest in the world and Totti is the greatest player of all time. He has been banished from his home and is now living in the streets, if you see him, you will recognize him by a tattered Roma sweatshirt and his pink underwear, please call 119.