User talk:Fat Man Pride

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Speedy deletion nomination of Being serious causes cancer, says scientist


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Lol. I'm afraid seriousness is rife here, try uncyclopedia.--Physics is all gnomes (talk) 16:49, 9 April 2011 (UTC)
 * Unfortunately, I'm a sock. You may checkuser me. The clue is here. Have you experienced the hard-line policies there at uncyc?

It is time to unwrap me.
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