User talk:Fattydq

Please stop. If you continue to vandalize pages, as you did to Howie Day, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. Gdo01 02:41, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

This is your last warning. The next time you vandalize a page, as you did to Howie Day, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. Gdo01 02:43, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

The Great Banana Fish of Mississippi
There lives a fish that can grow to be 70 feet tall, so the story is told by the Zooglegof tribe. This folk legend can be dated to approximately 2000 B.C. when it is claimed that The Great Banana Fish of Mississippi ate 4000 innocent Natives who were fishing. It's a fish and a banana. How peculiar.

Even today, the tale is told in great detail. It goes a little something like this.

Hunters/gatherers were fishing on Lake Oogeritz when they smelled the sweet sweet scent of a ripe banana. Several of these hunters dove underwater to try and obtain this great banana from the sea to feed their tribe. But they were eaten!

The great banana fish grew legs and stomped into the nearby village. The banana STOMPED STOMPED STOMPED! It was furious! Ut oh!

It started eating everyone it could get its banana-esque hands on and it even ate the tribe's chief-Zogidifoujayoutyananananaigubafabafa Baddabadda Bing Bang Goo Goo Fuffa Munk. The villagers revolted, throwing spears and launching arrows at the fish. This angered the fish. It unpeeled itself and started smacking the crap out of all the villagers, killing many. After a 20 day siege in the forest outside the village the banana fish became soggy with those black spots all over it. It eventually was so mushy that it just collapsed in on itself.

The villagers rejoiced and made a giant banana split which was fiested upon for 20 days and 20 nights, a holiday now known as "ZOMG I LUV BANANAZ".

You are temp. blocked for blatant vandalism
You have been temporarily blocked from editing because of your disruptive edits. You are invited to contribute in a constructive manner as soon as the block expires. ←Humus sapiens ну? 23:59, 14 September 2006 (UTC)