User talk:Feast your eyes on my poop and pee

I'm a paid Contributor. Corporate had me create this account to edit articles relating to our business and the owner's family. They gave me free rein, so let's do this correctly, shall we? Feast your eyes on my poop and pee (talk) 01:06, 14 August 2022 (UTC)

 Your account has been blocked indefinitely because the chosen username is a clear violation of our username policy – it is obviously profane, threatens, attacks or impersonates another person, or suggests that you do not intend to contribute positively to the encyclopedia (see our blocking and username policies for more information). We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia, but users are not allowed to edit with inappropriate usernames and we do not tolerate 'bad faith' editing such as trolling or other disruptive behavior. If you think there are good reasons why these don't describe your account, or why you should be unblocked, you are welcome to appeal this block – read our guide to appealing blocks to understand more about unblock requests, and then add the text  at the end of your user talk page. Alexf(talk) 01:16, 14 August 2022 (UTC)
 * I kind of need this account for work... Feast your eyes on my poop and pee (talk) 16:50, 14 August 2022 (UTC)