User talk:FeatherPluma/Use of metaphors

If you were directed here, it may have something to do with my use of metaphors in edit summaries or in Talk page discussions.

Yes, yes, yes. You are here about issues.

Some of my edit summaries use metaphors. I apologize for that because I do realize that not everyone always understands or enjoys every metaphor. I also realize my metaphors are sometimes a bit "edgy". Further apologies.

The good news if you dislike my metaphors is there are plenty of pure-minded literalists to back you up. The bad news is that rigid literalism is often an intellectual cul de sac. The totally terrible news is that literal explanations of metaphors can be challenging for everyone involved. However, I will do my best to work through the issue with you if an edit summary isn't making sense.

Off-topic (sort of) thought
"Remember. An idea is like a seed. It can only turn into a tree if you kill all the birds trying to eat it." Now, where were we?