User talk:Fetwi

Well a Fetwi also known as a "Fetotumus-Wei" is a land creature, native to North America and East Africa. First discovered accidentally by Jay Eliot Salahadin in 1989 right after the battle of the cuticles. Jay-Sal was rummaging in the local cotton farm and to his amazement he found the first ever known fetwi. Named after Jay-Sal's Uncle, Fetword. The Fetwi is a timid creature, will not attack unless his young or fro is provoked. The average Fetwi is about six feet tall and rocks a hard hat on his head. Weighs in at about 200lbs on a good day. This herbavoric creature will also eat whole bears, rabbits and female rabbit fecies in rare occasions(eg. Christmas). This beautiful creature is now endangered due to the rapid increase in Alexgoldsmithians. Alexgoldsmithians tend to attack fetwi's fun. This cruel humour is cruel, very very very cruel. So cruel infact that they evolved into asexual creatures because they can't stand each otherdamn!.

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