User talk:FlamingDuck

[DAY 1] Although we only crashlanded on this site a short while, we are already running low on suplies and have had trouble making fire. I was lucky to have been able to save my Wi-fi enabled labtop from the rough waters on the way here.

[Day 2] We are almost out of food. The sharks got James on the way here and Darien, Greg, Fred, John, Amy, Lisa, and I are the only ones left of our crew of 10.

[Day 3] Greg was delerious from all of the saltwater he drank, and started attacking Darien. The other survivors tried to hold him down, but we ended up having to kill him because of how relentlessly mad he was.

[Day 5] We had to eat Greg's remains in order to survive. Please... anyone. If your reading this please tell your local Coast Guard or Navy about our situation.My last GPS reading read 45 North by 62 West... I don't think we'll make it much longer...