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Gareth Rees
Gareth Rees was born on 18/3/91 and has since been a pillar in the community of maesteg. Having lived there all of his life, some 18 years, he has concerned himself with close friends including Joseph and Mary. As a lonely and deeply religious person it is no surprise that he made up friends with both religious forenames, and chractersistics, stating to those that were forced to listen of the way in which he mary and joseph would often recreate the birth of jesus in local nurseries, much to the annoyance of the staff and children there. He is also a sensible person and realises that no matter how much he may try, John Tidball will always be King of the Universe. John Tidball is often referred to as "Emma" so called for his favourite novel, and his cross dressing. He will often be found quoting from this novel, his favourite piece being, "Balls, have the balls? Is it a musical society?" Though he may disagree with the said fact, John Tidball does not have any balls. In their usual place, are two square rubix cubes. Much to the annoyance of the general public, John Tidball shits out little blocks of the rubix cubes every 10 steps, leaving a sickly trail of multicoloured crevis digging cubes.

Not far from this mucky trail, you will find Andrew-willy-Dai-Gwynne. From his long curly brown locks to his odd appearance, which includes three pineapples glued to the bottom of his back, Andrew Gwynne delves in, stating to those who will listen, with great success, that those cubes are in fact little parcles filled with money. None have been valuable as of yet.

A close neighbour of Andrew Gwynne and Gareth Rees, Andrew Lloyd resides close to the two. He treasures his collection of various rocks, which includes over 40 different types. He is known for not leaving his house without a sombrero. This is due to him suffering with a Mexican Fever.