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Snorg
Contents 1 History 2 Definition 3 Famous Quotes/Usage 4 Information

History

Snorg is a word of complex origin, shrouded in shadows and secrecy. It is unclear whether the word actually gets its use from a group of dutch traders who came to America via the boat, "Snorg", or if in Holland the word began as a verb, roughly translating into english as "to brag to another about one's state of mind or situation in which they did something very worthwhile", it makes much more sense in its native tounge, yet it has been rising in AMerican pop-culture for many years. The word truly only became accepted after George Washington, while speaking to John Adams, mentioned how he "so totally snorged Martha". After that, John took a liking to the word and used it later in his own personal diary, and even less known, his presidential address, which went as follows,

"...to a foreign legislature and a total independence of its claims, as well as the right for any Americans to become snorged and snorg many women in one night, men of reflection..."

During the time of the Civil War, it was also little known that President Lincoln was one to go out and party in order to "get snorged". other famous presidents who would admit that they enjoyed what some call, "the snorg effect", included: John F. Kennedy, Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, John Quincy Adams, William Henry Harrison, Thomas Jefferson, and Ronald Wilson Reagen.

In the sixties its use became quite widespread. Instead of being used as a term just to achieve a status of personal pleasure, it not became used as well as a way to say youslept with someone, creating much the same effect as, in Brittain at the time, "I shagged her last night, yea baby." Inevitabely, it would lead to slight confusion amongs those who were unsure which meaning they were using, but they were so totally snorged man, so they didn't really care that much anyways.

In modern timnes the word is accepted and used in both ways, with little confusion. At a party one might go in order to "get snorged", similar to "get high" or "get laid" or even, "get high while laid". However, most people are able to decern the proper usage of the word, and therefore it's okay to use in any occasion.

Definition

Snorg -verb 1. To snorg: to sleep with another person for personal pleasure 2. To get snorg(ed): to get high, drunk, or just plain silly -adjective 1. I am snorged: being happy due to a good mood, induced by drugs or otherwise 2. Snorgalicious: Sexy, similar to "Fergalicious" 3. Very snorgy: very appealing, fashionable, hot, or sexy

Famous Quotes/Usage

Thomas Paine once said, "give me a snorggin' good time, or give me death" M.C. Hammer wrote a song entitled, "Can't Snorg This" Paris Hilton has a pair of pants which say "Snorgalicious" on the ass The original Austin Powers screenplay used the word "Snorg" instead of "Shag" Lincoln had once said, "Four score and seven snorgings ago..." Certain rap songs use the words "Gonna get snorg tonight, yo", "Do yo snorgs hang low?", "Quick Snorgin'", and last but not least, "Ridin' Snorggy".

Information

The information used to write this was thought up by those who wish to remain anonymous. No information has been used that compromises any copyright laws, however, the information on the snorggin' dutch traders was found in a history book that I can not place the name on right now. But dayum, those were some sweet traders to come up with such a snorgin' word.

June 2007
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