User talk:Flubber9000

The moon is a delightful creature. He sleeps in the day and parties all night. In the center of him there is blue cheese and on the outer crust there is sour cream. He eats the stars for breakfast and the space shuttle for lunch and dinner. In 1888 he ate the space shuttle and killed millions of people who were visiting it, includeing Micheal Jackson. He was the best moon walker in the universe but the moon was hungry and mistook him for Selena Gomez. Selena was very selfish and stole from the moon and he hated her ever since so thats why he tried to eat her but ate his dear friend Micheal instead. Micheal even died his skin to match the moons and visited him every month. The moon is five zillian miles away from the earth and it controls all of the other planets. The moon is the king of Brazil. The Brazilians worship him and sacrifice thier chocolate for him. In conclusion the moon is a powerful creature so watch out or else you might be eaten.